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regald
08-06-2005, 07:04 PM
http://rapidshare.de/files/102915/Jessica_Alba.avi.html

Maybe an oldie but it's a goodie

1adam1238
08-06-2005, 07:08 PM
WTF...some kind of advertisment????

Claynus
08-06-2005, 07:08 PM
WTF...some kind of advertisment????

Scroll down and click free, moron.

1adam1238
08-06-2005, 07:11 PM
Moron....why don't you go ##$# yourself

Claynus
08-06-2005, 07:14 PM
Moron....why don't you go ##$# yourself

Did you get it figured out, dipshit?

go bowe
08-06-2005, 07:16 PM
Scroll down and click free, moron.

there's a free moron on there?

i better go look again...

HolmeZz
08-06-2005, 07:24 PM
WTF...some kind of advertisment????

rapidshare n00b!

go bowe
08-06-2005, 07:25 PM
Did you get it figured out, dipshit?hey, guru...

i downloaded it and windows media player opened and said it couldn't run the file...

please tell this moron how to get it to play...

(i'm obsessed with jessica alba and i want to know if she looks as good as she looks when she's wearing (skimpy) clothes...)

and sure-oz's avatar rocks... :p :p :p

Claynus
08-06-2005, 07:28 PM
hey, guru...

i downloaded it and windows media player opened and said it couldn't run the file...

please tell this moron how to get it to play...

(i'm obsessed by jessica alba and i want to know if she looks as good as she looks when she's wearing (skimpy) clothes...)

You probably need the divx codec. www.divx.com

Mr. Laz
08-06-2005, 07:30 PM
hey, guru...

i downloaded it and windows media player opened and said it couldn't run the file...

please tell this moron how to get it to play...

(i'm obsessed by jessica alba and i want to know if she looks as good as she looks when she's wearing (skimpy) clothes...)
get outa the dark ages and upgrade that computer, moron.


codec

Anyong Bluth
08-06-2005, 07:37 PM
too many downloading - anyone else wanna host it !

unlurking
08-06-2005, 07:38 PM
"Too many users downloading right now. Please try again later or get a PREMIUM-Account"

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 07:47 PM
HAHAHA! Look at all the horny losers trying to download that file! HAHAHAHA!

:p

Claynus
08-06-2005, 07:49 PM
HAHAHA! Look at all the horny losers trying to download that file! HAHAHAHA!

:p

Speaking of horny losers...

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 07:51 PM
Speaking of horny losers...
Yes, I'm talking about you. Thanks for stepping up and admitting it.

Claynus
08-06-2005, 07:53 PM
Yes, I'm talking about you. Thanks for stepping up and admitting it.

You are the poster boy for horny losers.

Demonpenz
08-06-2005, 07:53 PM
jeez if you wanted to see her naked all you had to do is ask she is over at my apartment right now wait

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 07:56 PM
You are the poster boy for horny losers.
Now, now ... that's twice you've called me a name that you can't back up. Maybe if I had done my original post in typical Star Wars fashion, you'd get it.

Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.

Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking?


gochiefs: You are the poster boy for horny losers.

4th: Who's horny?

:p

Mr. Laz
08-06-2005, 07:57 PM
if it's the click i'm thinking of it's not much

about 2 seconds of one of her boobs

might even be a body double can i don't think you see her face and boob in the same shot.


don't get too excited

Claynus
08-06-2005, 07:58 PM
Now, now ... that's twice you've called me a name that you can't back up. Maybe if I had done my original post in typical Star Wars fashion, you'd get it.

Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.

Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking?


gochiefs: You are the poster boy for horny losers.

4th: Who's horny?

:p

What? YOU can back it up, Mr "Slutty Chick of the Week in my sig."

I've had a chick in my sig/avatar maybe twice in my entire stay here. And even then, at least she was classy. Your sig is a smorgasboard of whores.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 08:00 PM
What? YOU can back it up, Mr "Slutty Chick of the Week in my sig."

I've had a chick in my sig/avatar maybe twice in my entire stay here.
Don't knock it until you try it. Virgin.

Bobby D isn't my type. You may swing that way but I for one, don't.

Mr. Laz
08-06-2005, 08:02 PM
Bobby D isn't my type. You may swing that way but I for one, don't.

:hmmm:


Bobby D = Al Pacino???

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 08:04 PM
:hmmm:


Bobby D = Al Pacino???
Oops. :p

Pacino, Deniro, put 'em in a bag, shake 'em up, they're both Italian. :p

Claynus
08-06-2005, 08:06 PM
Bobby D? Moron.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 08:20 PM
Bobby D? Moron.
Lifeless virgin who lives in mommy and daddy's house and sponges off of them.

Claynus
08-06-2005, 08:29 PM
Lifeless virgin who lives in mommy and daddy's house and sponges off of them.

You're a ****ing idiot.

Big Chief Homer
08-06-2005, 08:31 PM
Whores!?!??!!? Where!?!?!??!

I know I heard someone say whores!!!!!!!

Ari Chi3fs
08-06-2005, 08:37 PM
so just boobage here or what? Alba is great... my personal fav... Id drink her bathwater.

Claynus
08-06-2005, 08:39 PM
so just boobage here or what? Alba is great... my personal fav... Id drink her bathwater.

Pretty much..and some steamy sex.

Oh, let me get 4th and Long's reply in here:

Steamy sex? How would YOU know what that is, meatpeeker?

TRR
08-06-2005, 09:15 PM
It could have been a body double as you never see her chest and her head in the same shot. I don't think it's her if you ask me. I bet a body double stepped in.

regald
08-06-2005, 10:13 PM
This is hilarious.

Ninjaman
08-06-2005, 10:39 PM
Jessia Alba = Another prude average looking american actress.

Charlize Theron ,Nicole Kidman = Hard working HOT foreigners that like nudity and sex.

Mr Grimm
08-06-2005, 10:41 PM
Jessia Alba = Another prude american actress.

Charlize Theron ,Nicole Kidman = Hard working foreigners that like nudity.

kidman doesent have that nice of a body, IMO.
now, Angilena Joliee, i know shes a freak.....but...she could hurt me so good!!!

BigMeatballDave
08-06-2005, 10:43 PM
I've actually seen that flick. Not bad...

chefsos
08-06-2005, 10:47 PM
Jessia Alba = Another prude average looking american actress.

Charlize Theron ,Nicole Kidman = Hard working HOT foreigners that like nudity and sex.


"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.........screw that, give me your hot and naked!"

Mr Grimm
08-06-2005, 10:47 PM
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.........screw that, give me your hot and naked!"

:hail:

beavis
08-07-2005, 12:18 AM
Jessia Alba = Another prude average looking american actress.
Crack kills.

Lurker
08-07-2005, 12:28 AM
Here (http://www.jmazone.de/?file=images.php&page=award_shows&gal=ma05) are some NOT SAFE FOR WORK photos. Go to the bottom of the page. Click on the images in the third, fourth, and fifth rows from the bottom.



There's a whole slew of other Alba photos here (http://www.trippycountry.com/April/JessicaAlba.htm) and
here (http://www.jmazone.de)

Sure-Oz
08-07-2005, 12:55 AM
That is a body double, she has said before she has never done a topless scene or nude atleast herself. I think they wanted her to do one for Sin City but i dont think she was up for it. She is def. bonerific!

Lurker
08-07-2005, 01:05 AM
The OP's link does look like a body double to me.

But AFAIK, the photos I referenced above are legitimate. She was wearing a sheer top with multiple layers at the 2005 MTV Awards. But some cooperative wind moved the upper layer(s), leaving only one sheer layer between the camera and the clearly visible goods.