View Full Version : If you could be any animal, what would you be?

08-08-2005, 09:51 PM
I'd be an owl. I could kill almost anything, piss people off by hooting all night, and twirl my head all the way around.

beer bacon
08-08-2005, 09:52 PM
I would be a shark-strangling octopus.

Hammock Parties
08-08-2005, 09:52 PM
One of BIG_DADDY's pitbulls, so I can piss all over his rugs.

08-08-2005, 09:53 PM
Default answer: Eagle. Durrr.

Honestly, though? Probably a dog, I would hope to get a good, loving master/friend. Dogs have the best lives, all they do is chill all day, then they play, then chill more, eat sleep, play, chill, have sex, chill, eat, sleep...

08-08-2005, 09:54 PM
a smurf

08-08-2005, 10:10 PM
A Liger...

It's like, pretty much my favorite animal...

08-08-2005, 10:17 PM
Killer Whale.

No one (other than people) ****s with a Killer Whale. I once saw a show on Discovery that showed footage of a big bull Killer Whale ATTACKING a Great White Shark, and he killed it.

08-08-2005, 10:53 PM

say it...playt a PUS

need i say more

Chiefs Pantalones
08-08-2005, 10:55 PM
A pet monkey.

When I'm bad, you'd have to spank me.

08-08-2005, 11:08 PM
I would be a giant tortise. I would live for a couple hundred years, outrun stupid rabbits, nibble on grass all day. If I wanted to play running back in the NFL no one could tackle me and I would already have shoulder pads.

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08-08-2005, 11:12 PM
Great white shark.

Rain Man
08-08-2005, 11:17 PM
Ring-tailed lemur.

08-08-2005, 11:42 PM
Ring-tailed lemur.
You are one messed up gorilla. Thinks he's a man, wants to be a lemur...

Tribal Warfare
08-08-2005, 11:57 PM
a Wolverine ,Barracuda, or black mamba, because if you catch me at the wrong time I'm a mean SOB. I may not the biggest dog in a fight, but I'm the guy who will maul the shit out of anyone who crosses the line. Though I'm a passive person,but motivated to strive for my goals.So it's hard to piss me off unless an individual does something really messed up.

08-09-2005, 12:23 AM
Any animal who does not have to deal with employees, upper management, paying bills, etc.

Sorry. Really stressful night at work.

I'd want to be a cat.

Taco John
08-09-2005, 12:26 AM
Definitely a house cat... My cat has it made. Except that whole cat food thing. But then, he seems to like it, so what do I know.

A forest cat would be pretty cool too. Cougars have it pretty good in the summer months. Winter, not so much.

A dog wouldn't be half bad depending on your owner. But they're more needy than housecats are. I don't think I want to be a needy dog.

08-09-2005, 12:29 AM
Im fairly grateful for my human existence. Thanks.

08-09-2005, 07:50 AM
A blue whale.

08-09-2005, 07:51 AM
WolveRINE! Snicky snicky snork!!

08-09-2005, 08:00 AM
easy there big fella

08-09-2005, 08:24 AM
A Pig... because apparently their orgasms last for hours!

08-09-2005, 09:52 AM
I would be a wild horse, majestic in stride.

08-09-2005, 10:06 AM
we already know that RoyC would be a Plattadaddypus.

I'd be something else, but don't know what.

08-09-2005, 10:23 AM
we already know that RoyC would be a Plattadaddypus.

I'd be something else, but don't know what.

Be a giant tortise, we could run the power I or split set.

08-09-2005, 10:25 AM
A dolphin, because then I would be smarter than I am now.

08-09-2005, 10:48 AM
I think, since I've thought about it....I'm going to go ahead and stay a Human.

I don't have to eat rotting carcus', I'm at the top of the food chain, and can build a sharpened stick to fight off a polar bear.

08-09-2005, 10:55 AM
i too would like to experience being a dolphin, and figure out their language and see exactly what they know.

I think if Dolphins had hands [Dolph-hands?] they would have built cities under the water... it would be very interesting to experience.

Also a bird of some type would awesome.

08-09-2005, 11:02 AM
I'd be an owl. I could kill almost anything, piss people off by hooting all night, and twirl my head all the way around.

And that's different from your current incarnation how? :shrug:


08-09-2005, 11:04 AM
I'll also go with an orca. Killer whales are pretty damn cool.

08-09-2005, 11:09 AM
You're a majestic Whitetail deer. You rise before the sun and gallop in a meadow with your herd of 10 of the finest does in your territory. You enjoy the cool dew collected on the crisp leaves of sweet clover on the first cool morning of autumn,as you warm yourself in the first rays of the morning's sunlight. Its going to be a joyous day. You love being a deer. Your coat is shining, your antlers tower as a signal to other deer to stay away from your females.

Whats that smell? Ah....the breeze from the cold front has caused mast to fall from the oaks.....The smell of fresh fallen acorns overwhelms your senses.
You step graciously to the edge of the woods, and bask in the sun, as you fill your belly with the tender acorns. You hear something to your left, and turn to see one of your does looking curiously back in your direction.


Iowanian drives a 100grain broadhead through your vital organs.

You stagger 30 yards and fall............where you now are the Jerky in the bags, the loin in the freezer, and the stuffed trophy to hang a cap on in Iowanian's man room.

08-09-2005, 11:27 AM