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ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 02:04 AM
does it take to stop you up?

I've eaten the better part of a pound this evening. I just can't stop myself it's really tasty.

It is pepper jack, though. Hopefully the peppers and excess of alcohol will offset the cheese and allow me to shit sometime this century.

Mmmm... cheese.

Katipan
08-11-2005, 02:06 AM
you don't normally get beer shits?

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 02:08 AM
you don't normally get beer shits?
So normally, I just call them "shit".

luv
08-11-2005, 02:15 AM
So normally, I just call them "shit".
So maybe with all this cheese, you'll have "normal" shit like the rest of us.

alanm
08-11-2005, 02:21 AM
I hope you have your own office when you start ripping farts tomorrow. Hell, you may even make yourself ill. ROFL

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 02:22 AM
I hope you have your own office when you start ripping farts tomorrow. Hell, you may even make yourself ill. ROFL
I sit in a cube. The green cloud overhead warns people to stay away.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 02:27 AM
i got a feeling your gonna have to dig into those guard rails tomorrow. Call the doctor cause someones gonna have a baby boy! :fart:

Count Alex's Wins
08-11-2005, 02:32 AM
You just eat cheese by itself? That's a little weird. I usually eat it with crackers or something.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 02:33 AM
You just eat cheese by itself? That's a little weird. I usually eat it with crackers or something.

i prefer to melt it over salsa!

luv
08-11-2005, 02:37 AM
You just eat cheese by itself? That's a little weird. I usually eat it with crackers or something.
There have been times when I'll cut a few slices off of a chunk of cheddar to eat by itself. I don't think that's weird.

mcan
08-11-2005, 02:40 AM
I'll take a block of cheese and eat it as a snack. Cheese is awesome.

Here's a tip:

If you do get stopped up. Go to a Wal Mart and buy some of their Sam's Choice Apple Juice. It's "not from concentrate" and so you get all that natural juice. Now... Drink it... All... Tomarrow, you'll wish you were still stopped up.

Count Alex's Wins
08-11-2005, 02:41 AM
Now... Drink it... All... Tomarrow, you'll wish you were still stopped up.

C'mon, what's wrong with a nice healthy shit?

tk13
08-11-2005, 02:48 AM
You just eat cheese by itself? That's a little weird. I usually eat it with crackers or something.
Oh, c'mon man, they're crackers. That's why I got 'em I like crackers. There ain't no suggestion: "Put a Ritz on top of a Ritz." I didn't buy 'em 'cuz they're little edible plates.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 02:55 AM
I'll take a block of cheese and eat it as a snack. Cheese is awesome.

Here's a tip:

If you do get stopped up. Go to a Wal Mart and buy some of their Sam's Choice Apple Juice. It's "not from concentrate" and so you get all that natural juice. Now... Drink it... All... Tomarrow, you'll wish you were still stopped up.

OR Jack in the Box tacos.
WOW...thats the stuff! :deevee:

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 02:59 AM
C'mon, what's wrong with a nice healthy shit?
Are you telling us you finally got a physical and everything checked out Ok?

Count Alex's Wins
08-11-2005, 03:01 AM
Are you telling us you finally got a physical and everything checked out Ok?

No. I was asking a question. What is wrong with a nice healthy shit?

WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:27 AM
I'll take a block of cheese and eat it as a snack. Cheese is awesome.

Here's a tip:

If you do get stopped up. Go to a Wal Mart and buy some of their Sam's Choice Apple Juice. It's "not from concentrate" and so you get all that natural juice. Now... Drink it... All... Tomarrow, you'll wish you were still stopped up.

Is this like the "retirement home" forum and not the lounge.

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 03:40 AM
You just eat cheese by itself?

Not often. But, I like cheese. When I was shopping yesterday I figured I'd pick up a block.

Thought it would last me longer than this, though.

cadmonkey
08-11-2005, 07:38 AM
I hope you don't shit for a week!!!!! That'll teach you.

Goapics1
08-11-2005, 07:44 AM
I gotta shit right now.

cadmonkey
08-11-2005, 07:58 AM
I gotta shit right now.


So do I. That coffee just went right through me.

Goapics1
08-11-2005, 08:00 AM
So do I. That coffee just went right through me.
Me too. Damn coffee.

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 02:09 PM
I just took a healthy shit a little bit ago.

Just thought you'd like to know.

HemiEd
08-11-2005, 02:13 PM
I just took a healthy shit a little bit ago.

Just thought you'd like to know.


I think Alcohol over rides the plugging up characteristic of Cheese. I used to eat a lot of it and wash it down with wine, no side effects.