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luv
08-11-2005, 02:35 AM
Tomorrow is one of our employees last day at work before joining the Peace Corp. He's been a really good employee who has always been willing to move around and help us out. Me, the baker that I am, gets asked if I would want to bake a cake for him. What do I do? Offer to make two since one will not nearly be enough. UGH! I like sleeping in till noon and leaving for work at 3PM. No way to bake two cakes and have them cool enough to ice them. I figured since I'm up all night anyway, I might as well get at least one, possibly both, baked tonight before going to bed and icing them tomorrow. Also, being the nice neighbor that I am, I am mixing by hand with a whisk instead of using my electric handheld mixer. More work, but, I'm a sucker.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 02:36 AM
Tomorrow is one of our employees last day at work before joining the Peace Corp. He's been a really good employee who has always been willing to move around and help us out. Me, the baker that I am, gets asked if I would want to bake a cake for him. What do I do? Offer to make two since one will not nearly be enough. UGH! I like sleeping in till noon and leaving for work at 3PM. No way to bake two cakes and have them cool enough to ice them. I figured since I'm up all night anyway, I might as well get at least one, possibly both, baked tonight before going to bed and icing them tomorrow. Also, being the nice neighbor that I am, I am mixing by hand with a whisk instead of using my electric handheld mixer. More work, but, I'm a sucker.

DAMN...you just got took.

but...what kind of cake? :hmmm:

luv
08-11-2005, 02:38 AM
DAMN...you just got took.

but...what kind of cake? :hmmm:
One white (I hate separating egg whites) since that is his favorite, and one chocolate fudge cake.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 02:40 AM
One white (I hate separating egg whites) since that is his favorite, and one chocolate fudge cake.

uuummmm.....fudge! :drool:

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 02:41 AM
I hate this thread.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 02:52 AM
I hate this thread.

shouldn't you be off looking at farm porn right about now????

luv
08-11-2005, 02:53 AM
I hate this thread.
Thank you for your contribution. Now please kindly go away, and neither of us will be bothered.

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 02:55 AM
Who is your favorite football player, luv2rite?

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 02:55 AM
Who is your favorite football player, luv2rite?

whats your fav. sex position gochiefs???

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 02:56 AM
whats your fav. sex position gochiefs???
ROFL

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 02:57 AM
Hey d**kcheeze, this is better than any thread you've EVER started.

Mmmmmmm, cake.....

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 02:58 AM
whats your fav. sex position gochiefs???

doggystyle

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 02:58 AM
Hey d**kcheeze, this is better than any thread you've EVER started.


What a load of shit.

luv
08-11-2005, 02:58 AM
Who is your favorite football player, luv2rite?
I have explained this on another thread, but I will explain it again. I read most football threads, post on a few, and don't start any. You obviously have missed the ones I've posted on, so lay off.

Of all time, or favorite currently?

All time: Derrick Thomas
Currently: Probably Holmes
Least liked Chief of all time: Either Montana because I will always see him as a 49er, or Grbac because I think he sucks.

Satisfied? Will you PLEASE leave me alone now?

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 02:59 AM
Hey, looks like you read too much into my question. I was just asking.

trndobrd
08-11-2005, 02:59 AM
Go to the store and buy a couple nice sheet cakes. Take them out of the store bought tinfoil pan, put them on your own serving tray and frost the sides. Smile and serve.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:02 AM
Hey, looks like you read too much into my question. I was just asking.
Just asking, my ass. You have asked me before if I ever posted on any football threads. I may not be some hottie that you're going to drool over and not care what I say, and I may not talk a lot football. I'm afraid of sounding like an idiot. Unlike you, I don't like that feeling.

alanm
08-11-2005, 03:03 AM
What no pie??? Blasphemy. ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:03 AM
Just asking, my ass. You have asked me before if I ever posted on any football threads. I may not be some hottie that you're going to drool over and not care what I say, and I may not talk a lot football. I'm afraid of sounding like an idiot. Unlike you, I don't like that feeling.

You're completely wrong. I was just asking.

What's your favorite Chiefs game?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:03 AM
Go to the store and buy a couple nice sheet cakes. Take them out of the store bought tinfoil pan, put them on your own serving tray and frost the sides. Smile and serve.
Cheater! :p

My cakes are better anyway.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:05 AM
You're completely wrong. I was just asking.

What's your favorite Chiefs game?
Do you know how to STFU?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:07 AM
You're completely wrong. I was just asking.

What's your favorite Chiefs game?
Even though we lost, I really enjoyed the Texans game I went to last year. It was my first time at Arrowhead, so I will probably always remember it. They retired Joe Delaney's number, and Holmes beat the Chiefs record for rushing yards. We may have lost due to that 13 point swing caused by the interception the Texans made in the I believe it was 3rd quarter, maybe 4th (bad calls by refs, too), but it was still a fun time.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:08 AM
Cheater! :p
?
My cakes are better anyway.

Who cares about a job well done when a quick fix can take care of it

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:08 AM
Even though we lost, I really enjoyed the Texans game I went to last year. It was my first time at Arrowhead, so I will probably always remember it. They retired Joe Delaney's number, and Holmes beat the Chiefs record for rushing yards. We may have lost due to that 13 point swing caused by the interception the Texans made in the I believe it was 3rd quarter, maybe 4th (bad calls by refs, too), but it was still a fun time.

Cool. When did you start watching the Chiefs?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:09 AM
Do you know how to STFU?
It's quite alright, I can play. I have a high BS tolerence. Once I've had enough, I'll simply stop replying to him.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:09 AM
Just asking, my ass. You have asked me before if I ever posted on any football threads. I may not be some hottie that you're going to drool over and not care what I say, and I may not talk a lot football. I'm afraid of sounding like an idiot. Unlike you, I don't like that feeling.

Soooooooo what are you wearing?


:)

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:10 AM
It's quite alright, I can play. I have a high BS tolerence. Once I've had enough, I'll simply stop replying to him.

Is that what you've done with me?

I'm hurt, crushed probably...

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:10 AM
It's quite alright, I can play. I have a high BS tolerence. Once I've had enough, I'll simply stop replying to him.

C'mon now, BS? This is a football board. We're talking football.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 03:11 AM
Soooooooo what are you wearing?


:)
dont you know who your talking too???
he MEANT what AREN'T you wearing..."BUFFY".

luv
08-11-2005, 03:11 AM
Cool. When did you start watching the Chiefs?
At first, I was mainly a fan because dad was. I always remember DT though. I've always liked watching football. I understand most of the rules, and why most calls are made. Wasn't until a couple of years ago that I started watching games even when I was by myself.

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:12 AM
At first, I was mainly a fan because dad was. I always remember DT though. I've always liked watching football. I understand most of the rules, and why most calls are made. Wasn't until a couple of years ago that I started watching games even when I was by myself.

Cool. How come?

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 03:12 AM
C'mon now, BS? This is a football board. We're talking football.

nah, your trying to make up for almost getting your pie kicked in 5 min ago.
see that all the time. and as long as i've been here, most of the longest running threads are NFTs. just fyi

luv
08-11-2005, 03:13 AM
Soooooooo what are you wearing?


:)
Nothing but a :) .



ROFL

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:14 AM
Nothing but a :) .



ROFL

I'm thinking there's gotta be some health code against cooking in the buff.

What do I know I'm just a pizza man.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:14 AM
Is that what you've done with me?

I'm hurt, crushed probably...
Yeah, right.

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:14 AM
nah, your trying to make up for almost getting your pie kicked in 5 min ago.
see that all the time. and as long as i've been here, most of the longest running threads are NFTs. just fyi

My pie? I thought we were talking about cake. Or was it football?

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:15 AM
C'mon now, BS? This is a football board. We're talking football.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:16 AM
dont you know who your talking too???
he MEANT what AREN'T you wearing..."BUFFY".
Guys sleep naked. Why can't women? I like the feel of cotton sheets.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:17 AM
Yeah, right.

If you're cooking with nothing but a smile, why you hating on me?


:)

tk13
08-11-2005, 03:17 AM
Enough with the small talk. What kind of sucker are you? Tootsie roll pop or Dum-Dum?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:17 AM
Guys sleep naked. Why can't women? I like the feel of cotton sheets.

I don't sleep naked. I got a 3 year old who may or may not climb into bed with me.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:18 AM
Enough with the small talk. What kind of sucker are you? Tootsie roll pop or Dum-Dum?

I'm a dum-dum with some tootsie roll.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:18 AM
My pie? I thought we were talking about cake. Or was it football?
I don't see you bringing football into all of your threads. There was your funfilled trip to Springfield, the recent dying gamer thread, and the wonderful one where the ladies were cat fighting.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:19 AM
Enough with the small talk. What kind of sucker are you? Tootsie roll pop or Dum-Dum?
Blow Pops :D

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:19 AM
I don't see you bringing football into all of your threads. There was your funfilled trip to Springfield, the recent dying gamer thread, and the wonderful one where the ladies were cat fighting.

Who's your favorite Chiefs coach?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:20 AM
I don't see you bringing football into all of your threads. There was your funfilled trip to Springfield, the recent dying gamer thread, and the wonderful one where the ladies were cat fighting.

Is this one headed for the romper room?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:20 AM
I'm thinking there's gotta be some health code against cooking in the buff.

What do I know I'm just a pizza man.
It's all good, I know how to work an oven. :p

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:21 AM
Is this one headed for the romper room?

I certainly hope not. I really enjoy talking football with luv2rite.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:22 AM
Who's your favorite Chiefs coach?
Shutthe F**kup was a great coach. I'd probably have to give the nod to Yourea F**kingtool, though. He had a couple of great seasons.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:22 AM
It's all good, I know how to work an oven. :p

Hey I've got a great idea for a new promotion.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:22 AM
I certainly hope not. I really enjoy talking football with luv2rite.
Yeah, that's why your posts are dripping with sarcasm. I'm done playing.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:23 AM
Shutthe F**kup was a great coach. I'd probably have to give the nod to Yourea F**kingtool, though. He had a couple of great seasons.

That was in the 80s right?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:23 AM
Hey I've got a great idea for a new promotion.
:hmmm:

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:24 AM
Yeah, that's why your posts are dripping with sarcasm. I'm done playing.

I'm dead serious. Let's talk football some more. You didn't answer my last question. :)

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:25 AM
I'm dead serious. Let's talk football some more. You didn't answer my last question. :)

Why are you messing with her?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:25 AM
I'm dead serious. Let's talk football some more. You didn't answer my last question. :)
I haven't answered your last two questions.

Some guys can't take a hint. :shake:

I usually don't have a problem getting guys to leave me alone.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:27 AM
I haven't answered your last two questions.

Some guys can't take a hint. :shake:

I usually don't have a problem getting guys to leave me alone.

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:27 AM
Why are you messing with her?

I'm not. I just want to talk football. Is that too much to ask?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:28 AM
Why are you messing with her?
He doesn't think I can talk football. He's partially right. I don't a whole lot, because I'm still learning about players, positions, stats, etc. I don't want to sound like an idiot by talking about something I don't know much about. I make myself look like an idiot enough as it is.

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:28 AM
OK, I swear to god, this is my last question.

What's your favorite pan size to use for a cake?

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:29 AM
I don't want to sound like an idiot by talking about something I don't know much about.
Doesn't stop goatcheeze.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:29 AM
I don't usually make it to the dating stage. ROFL you guys have nothing to worry about.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:29 AM
Doesn't stop goatcheeze.
Like I said...

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:29 AM
He doesn't think I can talk football.

No, you can talk football. You've proved that on this thread. Well done. I hope to see more football talk from you in the future.

Keep up the good work. :)

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:29 AM
I'm not. I just want to talk football. Is that too much to ask?

It's obvious you guys rubbed each other raw somehow. It's also obvious that you're questions to her are in a sarcastic manner, somehow fueled by her desire not to speak to you and your desire to not let her get the last word in.

Newsbreak: Women always get the last word in.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:31 AM
No, you can talk football. You've proved that on this thread. Well done. I hope to see more football talk from you in the future.

Keep up the good work. :)

Are you aware that this a thread about baking a fugging cake. What does that have to do with football?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:31 AM
OK, I swear to god, this is my last question.

What's your favorite pan size to use for a cake?
ROFL

Okay, okay...

No favorite, although my favorite pan I have is a 9" x 13" stone. The white cake is 9 x 13, and the chocolate is 2 9" rounds.

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:31 AM
It's obvious you guys rubbed each other raw somehow.

No, I'm fine with luv2rite. She's certainly more enjoyable to converse with than chiefs4me.

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:32 AM
ROFL

Okay, okay...

No favorite, although my favorite pan I have is a 9" x 13" stone. The white cake is 9 x 13, and the chocolate is 2 9" rounds.

I agree. They should both get pro bowl cake pan nods.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:32 AM
Newsbreak: Women always get the last word in.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:33 AM
It's obvious you guys rubbed each other raw somehow. It's also obvious that you're questions to her are in a sarcastic manner, somehow fueled by her desire not to speak to you and your desire to not let her get the last word in.

Newsbreak: Women always get the last word in.
Now you know why women talk on the phone to each other for so long. No one can get the last word!

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:33 AM
ROFL

Okay, okay...

No favorite, although my favorite pan I have is a 9" x 13" stone. The white cake is 9 x 13, and the chocolate is 2 9" rounds.


and..... How do those pans make you feel?

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:33 AM
Are you aware that this a thread about baking a fugging cake. What does that have to do with football?

Are you sure? Luv2rite has 3 posts about cake and 3 posts about football. I'd say the jury is out.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:34 AM
and..... How do those pans make you feel?
Before or after she greases them up?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:35 AM
No, I'm fine with luv2rite. She's certainly more enjoyable to converse with than chiefs4me.

A 6' tall strand of chlamydia would be more enjoyable to talk to then chiefs4me.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:35 AM
Before or after she greases them up?
That spray oil just gets everywhere, and is so hard to get off!

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:35 AM
Are you sure? Luv2rite has 3 posts about cake and 3 posts about football. I'd say the jury is out.

Maybe it's a football cake.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:36 AM
That spray oil just gets everywhere, and is so hard to get off!
That's why you put a shower curtain down over the matress first.


Or so I hear.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:36 AM
That spray oil just gets everywhere, and is so hard to get off!

Helpful hint #1: Point the hole where you want it to spray.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:37 AM
No, I'm fine with luv2rite. She's certainly more enjoyable to converse with than chiefs4me.
First thing he has said that I don't mind reading.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:37 AM
That's why you put a shower curtain down over the matress first.


Or so I hear.

That's why you use her bed.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:38 AM
That's why you put a shower curtain down over the matress first.


Or so I hear.
I'm talking cake pans. WTF are you talking about? :hmmm:

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:38 AM
First thing he has said that I don't mind reading.

See I bring the joy out in people.

I'm like one of those fags with weird eyes or something.

Oh, except I'm not a fag.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:38 AM
That's why you use her bed.
No, you use her bed because you don't want them to know where you live.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:39 AM
I'm talking cake pans. WTF are you talking about? :hmmm:

Trying to put a bun in the oven.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:39 AM
Helpful hint #1: Point the hole where you want it to spray.
ROFL

Never mind...

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:39 AM
No, you use her bed because you don't want them to know where you live.

That too.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:39 AM
I'm talking cake pans. WTF are you talking about? :hmmm:
It's 3:30 in the morning and I've already worked 50 hours since Monday morning. Your guess is as good as mine.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:40 AM
ROFL

Never mind...

tsk tsk tsk

luv
08-11-2005, 03:40 AM
No, you use her bed because you don't want them to know where you live.
I've had a friend like that for about a year and a half...won't go into that.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:41 AM
It's 3:30 in the morning and I've already worked 50 hours since Monday morning. Your guess is as good as mine.
It's 3:40 in the morning, and all I have to do tomorrow is ice two cakes. :)

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:41 AM
I've had a friend like that for about a year and a half...won't go into that.
"Hi, my name is John Smith..."

I never had a cool bar fake name. Did I miss out on anything?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:42 AM
I've had a friend like that for about a year and a half...won't go into that.

Should have made him them nachos.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:43 AM
"Hi, my name is John Smith..."

I never had a cool bar fake name. Did I miss out on anything?
Nope. Never had sex within a "relationship" but I'm sure it would be even better.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:43 AM
It's 3:40 in the morning, and all I have to do tomorrow is ice two cakes. :)

It's 3:40 in the morning and all I have to do is fire 2 people tomorrow.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:44 AM
Nope. Never had sex within a "relationship" but I'm sure it would be even better.

Remember when you were a kid and thought how great it would be to be an adult. This is along those lines.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:45 AM
Should have made him them nachos.
Hey, I've been talking to that guy at work more. Of course it's to check up on him while he's doing a special project. Tomorrow, I plan on asking him what kind of books he's always reading. I move at a snail's pace.

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 03:46 AM
I never had a cool bar fake name.

I don't know about "cool", but I've been known to give out false names at bars.

My neighbor's name is Tom. If we run into a couple girls at a bar and he introduces himself first, I always introduce myself as Jerry. Never once has anyone caught on. And, I don't mean just no one thought it was cute. No one has even rolled their eyes. Never even had a girl show a hint of recognition in her eyes that she just met "Tom and Jerry".

"Hi Jerry, I'm Susan."

luv
08-11-2005, 03:47 AM
Remember when you were a kid and thought how great it would be to be an adult. This is along those lines.
I can see what you mean. There are things that drag me down now, but there will be different things that drag me down once I'm in one.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:47 AM
It's 3:40 in the morning and all I have to do is fire 2 people tomorrow.
Dude, let me do it. It's been years since I got to fire anyone.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:48 AM
Hey, I've been talking to that guy at work more. Of course it's to check up on him while he's doing a special project. Tomorrow, I plan on asking him what kind of books he's always reading. I move at a snail's pace.

Maybe you should write him a note:

Will you be my boyfriend circle yes or no and leave it in my locker..


Hehe. j/k YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!

luv
08-11-2005, 03:48 AM
I don't know about "cool", but I've been known to give out false names at bars.

My neighbor's name is Tom. If we run into a couple girls at a bar and he introduces himself first, I always introduce myself as Jerry. Never once has anyone caught on. And, I don't mean just no one thought it was cute. No one has even rolled their eyes. Never even had a girl show a hint of recognition in her eyes that she just met "Tom and Jerry".

"Hi Jerry, I'm Susan."
That's probably because you're hitting on the types of girls that would hopefully be stupid enough to go home with a guy they just met at a bar.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:49 AM
That's probably because you're hitting on the types of girls that would hopefully be stupid enough to go home with a guy they just met at a bar.
What's your point?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:49 AM
Dude, let me do it. It's been years since I got to fire anyone.
Cool, now I know who to call when I have to do shit like that.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:51 AM
Dude, let me do it. It's been years since I got to fire anyone.


I can see how this would unfold. Gentlemen we need to talk....This is simplex3 from my chiefs bulletin board we've not ever met before but he has some bad news for you.


[simplex3]get the **** out you're done[simplex3]

[employees]why what did we do?[employees]

[simplex3]for starters, we're missing free cake at a chick's in springfield[simplex3]

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 03:51 AM
That's probably because you're hitting on the types of girls that would hopefully be stupid enough to go home with a guy they just met at a bar.
Then I would expect the... *giggle* "You're not really Tom and Jerry!" and them to actually buy it when we kept playing along.

As it is, it's gone on so long if someone actually made the connection, I'm liable to shout, "Thank you, Jesus! I was beginning to think I imagined that whole cartoon!"

luv
08-11-2005, 03:52 AM
Maybe you should write him a note:

Will you be my boyfriend circle yes or no and leave it in my locker..


Hehe. j/k YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!
I may be slow, but I'm not in junior high...or middle school, whatever they call it now.

Some of my employees were seeing if they could name all seven dwarfs tonight at work. They caught me looking over at them and just shaking my head. They said, "Hey, which dwarf would LeAnn be?" They came to the conclusion that I would probably easily be known as Bashful.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:52 AM
I can see what you mean. There are things that drag me down now, but there will be different things that drag me down once I'm in one.


Trust me on this. I'm about to shitcan my wife.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:53 AM
Cool, now I know who to call when I have to do shit like that.
I love firing people. Mostly because by the time the HR pukes and the lawyers will let you fire them they've been grating on your last nerve for weeks if not months.

You know I've never fired anyone that didn't know it was coming. Doesn't mean they took it well, though. I've had people cry, I even had one contractor threaten to wait in the parking lot of our office and stab me. He seemed a little suprised when I told him that if I saw him in our parking lot I was going to run him over in the car first then ask questions later.

"Hey Jim, can you step into my office?"

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:53 AM
I don't know about "cool", but I've been known to give out false names at bars.

My neighbor's name is Tom. If we run into a couple girls at a bar and he introduces himself first, I always introduce myself as Jerry. Never once has anyone caught on. And, I don't mean just no one thought it was cute. No one has even rolled their eyes. Never even had a girl show a hint of recognition in her eyes that she just met "Tom and Jerry".

"Hi Jerry, I'm Susan."

This explain why fat chicks love you. Jerry was a mouse. Mice have cheese. Fat chicks love cheese.

luv
08-11-2005, 03:53 AM
Then I would expect the... *giggle* "You're not really Tom and Jerry!" and them to actually buy it when we kept playing along.

As it is, it's gone on so long if someone actually made the connection, I'm liable to shout, "Thank you, Jesus! I was beginning to think I imagined that whole cartoon!"
I'd pick up on it immediately. I loved Tom & Jerry. It also helps if you picked up girls who were old enough to remember the cartoon.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:54 AM
I can see how this would unfold. Gentlemen we need to talk....This is simplex3 from my chiefs bulletin board we've not ever met before but he has some bad news for you.


[simplex3]get the **** out you're done[simplex3]

[employees]why what did we do?[employees]

[simplex3]for starters, we're missing free cake at a chick's in springfield[simplex3]
ROFL Rep. You even caught the inflection in my voice...

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:55 AM
I may be slow, but I'm not in junior high...or middle school, whatever they call it now.

Some of my employees were seeing if they could name all seven dwarfs tonight at work. They caught me looking over at them and just shaking my head. They said, "Hey, which dwarf would LeAnn be?" They came to the conclusion that I would probably easily be known as Bashful.

aka chicken

luv
08-11-2005, 03:55 AM
This explain why fat chicks love you. Jerry was a mouse. Mice have cheese. Fat chicks love cheese.
Fats chicks love a lot of things. Trust me. I am one.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:56 AM
This explain why fat chicks love you. Jerry was a mouse. Mice have cheese. Fat chicks love cheese.

ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:56 AM
I'd pick up on it immediately. I loved Tom & Jerry. It also helps if you picked up girls who were old enough to remember the cartoon.

What exactly does that mean? Tom and Jerry have been around since 1965.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:56 AM
Trust me on this. I'm about to shitcan my wife.
:holdman: :hail:

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 03:57 AM
Fats chicks love a lot of things. Trust me. I am one.

Then you might want to check out ENDelt's cheese thread...

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 03:57 AM
It also helps if you picked up girls who were old enough to remember the cartoon.

We haven't cruised the high schools in months.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:57 AM
I love firing people. Mostly because by the time the HR pukes and the lawyers will let you fire them they've been grating on your last nerve for weeks if not months.

You know I've never fired anyone that didn't know it was coming. Doesn't mean they took it well, though. I've had people cry, I even had one contractor threaten to wait in the parking lot of our office and stab me. He seemed a little suprised when I told him that if I saw him in our parking lot I was going to run him over in the car first then ask questions later.

"Hey Jim, can you step into my office?"

I've never had to fire anyone for something that was out of their control. That would be a little hard for me.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 03:58 AM
We haven't cruised the high schools in months.

I was thinking middle school.

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 03:59 AM
I've never had to fire anyone for something that was out of their control. That would be a little hard for me.
If it's out of their control, don't you get to call it a "layoff"?

luv
08-11-2005, 03:59 AM
What exactly does that mean? Tom and Jerry have been around since 1965.
But not played nearly as frequently as it used to be or nearly as popular with the animatrix and stuff like that out now. I remember Saturday morning cartoons. They are a thing of the past as well.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 03:59 AM
I've never had to fire anyone for something that was out of their control. That would be a little hard for me.
I did have to can two people because the company wasn't doing well, and yeah, that sucked. They knew it was coming for someone, they just weren't sure it would be them. Those were also the first two people I fired so they were especially hard. That kept me up.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 03:59 AM
GOOD GOD, i'm gone for 5 minutes and all hell breaks loose.

so what was this about firing up some fat chicks so someone could shitcan them with a cheese log?? or did i pieace that together wrong?

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 04:00 AM
But not played nearly as frequently as it used to be

So ENDelt needs to start hitting on MILFs?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:00 AM
If it's out of their control, don't you get to call it a "layoff"?

Not how I do it.

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 04:00 AM
I like how you combined the two spellings of piece/peace.

"F*ck it. One of these has to be what I mean."

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 04:00 AM
GOOD GOD, i'm gone for 5 minutes and all hell breaks loose.

so what was this about firing up some fat chicks so someone could shitcan them with a cheese log?? or did i pieace that together wrong?
Close enough for the night crew. Throw in a turd and you've got the bases covered.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:01 AM
GOOD GOD, i'm gone for 5 minutes and all hell breaks loose.

so what was this about firing up some fat chicks so someone could shitcan them with a cheese log?? or did i pieace that together wrong?
ROFL Pretty much sums it up.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:01 AM
But not played nearly as frequently as it used to be or nearly as popular with the animatrix and stuff like that out now. I remember Saturday morning cartoons. They are a thing of the past as well.

They have been replaced with the Saturday Morning infomercials.

Ron Popay can kiss my ass.

ENDelt260
08-11-2005, 04:02 AM
So ENDelt needs to start hitting on MILFs?
I've f*cked a couple of mommies. Christ, I'm 26. You're bound to run into women with kids from time to time.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:02 AM
I like how you combined the two spellings of piece/peace.

"F*ck it. One of these has to be what I mean."

ROFL

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:02 AM
Close enough for the night crew. Throw in a turd and you've got the bases covered.

GO chiefs you sttill here?????





:Poke:

luv
08-11-2005, 04:02 AM
So ENDelt needs to start hitting on MILFs?
I forget he's younger. I was thinking at least 25, but I think that's right around his age.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:03 AM
I've f*cked a couple of mommies. Christ, I'm 26. You're bound to run into women with kids from time to time.

I try to stay clear from mommies, I got one in the other room that I really don't want to touch.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:03 AM
GO chiefs you sttill here?????





:Poke:
Don't encourage him. :shake:

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 04:03 AM
GO chiefs you sttill here?????





:Poke:
Dude, them's fightin' words.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:03 AM
I like how you combined the two spellings of piece/peace.

"F*ck it. One of these has to be what I mean."



:banghead:
FU its 4:03!!!

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:04 AM
Don't encourage him. :shake:

sorry, i had to go during our last lil' bout. FRIGGIN PD is pissin me off tonight. 'sides, thats what the smilies were for.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:04 AM
:banghead:
FU its 4:03!!!

online dictionary is 24/7

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:05 AM
sorry, i had to go during our last lil' bout. FRIGGIN PD is pissin me off tonight. 'sides, thats what the smilies were for.

Who is PD, the police department?

Are you a gangsta?

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:05 AM
I forget he's younger. I was thinking at least 25, but I think that's right around his age.

i was 18 when i got married. she was 30. That was 5 years ago.

I LOVE the older women!!!! :drool:

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 04:06 AM
online dictionary is 24/7
Tough crowd tonight.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:07 AM
Who is PD, the police department?

Are you a gangsta?

i work in a jail, they have been arresting people all damned night! :mad:

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:07 AM
Tough crowd tonight.

Nah, you could put a smilie after everything I say. I just don't do it cause I'm off tomorrow, it's late and I'm conserving my energy to reach for my beer.

Typing on my new laptop kicks the ass of the monkey infidels.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 04:07 AM
i work in a jail, they have been arresting people all damned night! :mad:
No they haven't, I'm still just hanging out here in my meth lab.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:07 AM
Tough crowd tonight.

no joke!

luv
08-11-2005, 04:08 AM
I've never had to fire anyone for something that was out of their control. That would be a little hard for me.
The only thing I don't like to fire people over is productivity whenever I know they are trying. People know if they miss too much work, we tell them if their quality sucks (not in those exact terms, of course). There is this rule in our policy manual. "Not contributing to a positive work environment." HR nailed someone on our shift for that yesterday. He made my life hell on Monday.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:09 AM
i work in a jail, they have been arresting people all damned night! :mad:

Those bastards.

You ought to make them wait like they make me wait for 45 frigging minutes to run my license when they pull me over. That would be funny.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:09 AM
No they haven't, I'm still just hanging out here in my meth lab.

"Here, let me light that for ya!"

just dont get arrested around here, i dont feel like booking you tonight!!!

luv
08-11-2005, 04:09 AM
i work in a jail, they have been arresting people all damned night! :mad:
Put a sign out that says No Vacancies.

Simplex3
08-11-2005, 04:10 AM
The only thing I don't like to fire people over is productivity whenever I know they are trying.
You're doing that person a favor by s**t canning them. After they're gone they can find something they can be successful at and they'll be happier for it.

If you have one of those "conscious" thingies you can tell yourself that.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:11 AM
The only thing I don't like to fire people over is productivity whenever I know they are trying. People know if they miss too much work, we tell them if their quality sucks (not in those exact terms, of course). There is this rule in our policy manual. "Not contributing to a positive work environment." HR nailed someone on our shift for that yesterday. He made my life hell on Monday.


Not contributing to a positive work environment is these 2 fuggers trademarks, hell I think I will use that.

I am my HR dept.:fire:

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:12 AM
Put a sign out that says No Vacancies.

ROFL

luv
08-11-2005, 04:12 AM
You're doing that person a favor by s**t canning them. After they're gone they can find something they can be successful at and they'll be happier for it.

If you have one of those "conscious" thingies you can tell yourself that.
One of the hardest things for me to learn as a supervisor is to not take things personally. Getting better at that. Still hate firing people I actually like.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:13 AM
One of the hardest things for me to learn as a supervisor is to not take things personally. Getting better at that. Still hate firing people I actually like.

Oh I still take things personal. I just hide it a whole lot better.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:14 AM
Put a sign out that says No Vacancies.
ROFL ROFL

i just said that 5 min ago. they didnt think it was funny when i did it.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:15 AM
ROFL ROFL

i just said that 5 min ago. they didnt think it was funny when i did it.

Cops don't have any sense of humor. Every time I joke with them it costs me an extra $100

luv
08-11-2005, 04:16 AM
Oh I still take things personal. I just hide it a whole lot better.
Maybe that's what I'm doing. My poor fish. I just got them Saturday, but this week started out VERY frustrating, now it's just busy as hell. I come home, ask them how they're doing, then tell them about my night.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:17 AM
ROFL ROFL

i just said that 5 min ago. they didnt think it was funny when i did it.
Tell them they need to lighten up. The people they're arresting will probably back you up.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:17 AM
Maybe that's what I'm doing. My poor fish. I just got them Saturday, but this week started out VERY frustrating, now it's just busy as hell. I come home, ask them how they're doing, then tell them about my night.

Kick them, it'll be funny.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:17 AM
Tell them they need to lighten up. The people they're arresting will probably back you up.

ROFL

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:20 AM
Cops don't have any sense of humor. Every time I joke with them it costs me an extra $100

ever ask them for tickets to the "policeman's ball"?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:21 AM
ever ask them for tickets to the "policeman's ball"?

No but I'm sensing that I shouldn't.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:23 AM
ever ask them for tickets to the "policeman's ball"?
Ball? Dancing? What should I wear? Formal?




ROFL

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:24 AM
Ball? Dancing? What should I wear? Formal?




ROFL

Just go nude.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:27 AM
No but I'm sensing that I shouldn't.

(looking as serious as possible)
you: " Oh by the way officer, when can i buy tickets to the highway patrolman's (choose agency) ball"

HP: Sir, Highway patrolman don't have balls.

You: try not to laugh your ass off!

luv
08-11-2005, 04:27 AM
Just go nude.
Just went to cover my cakes (so they don't dry out). Glanced in the mirror. My hair looks awesome! I took a shower when I got home from work. Haven't done a thing to my hair, but it looks good. It always does that when I have nowhere to go, and I'll sleep on it before tomorrow. :mad:

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:29 AM
(looking as serious as possible)
you: " Oh by the way officer, when can i buy tickets to the highway patrolman's (choose agency) ball"

HP: Sir, Highway patrolman don't have balls.

You: try not to laugh your ass off!

ROFL

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:29 AM
Just went to cover my cakes (so they don't dry out). Glanced in the mirror. My hair looks awesome! I took a shower when I got home from work. Haven't done a thing to my hair, but it looks good. It always does that when I have nowhere to go, and I'll sleep on it before tomorrow. :mad:


This would not be a problem if you slept standing up.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:29 AM
How close are all of us to each other? I need to let y'all buy me some drinks sometime. :) But I'm the type who will take them, but buy you one later in return, so don't buy me too many. :)

Count Alex's Losses
08-11-2005, 04:30 AM
Poop.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:31 AM
Poop.
Isn't it past your bedtime? :p

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:31 AM
How close are all of us to each other? I need to let y'all buy me some drinks sometime. :) But I'm the type who will take them, but buy you one later in return, so don't buy me too many. :)

Hell I was in Springfield on Tuesday.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:31 AM
Isn't it past your bedtime? :p
It's about 30 minutes past mine, but I'm wired for some reason.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:32 AM
It's about 30 minutes past mine, but I'm wired for some reason.

It's cause you got good hair.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:33 AM
Hell I was in Springfield on Tuesday.
Ahhhh. Tuesday. I was fretting over what was going to happen due to some situations from Monday night. Tuesday night was much better. One employee went on LOA, and another got termed. :D

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:34 AM
Ahhhh. Tuesday. I was fretting over what was going to happen due to some situations from Monday night. Tuesday night was much better. One employee went on LOA, and another got termed. :D

Yep had a good night myself.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:34 AM
It's cause you got good hair.
Great, I'll have good hair but circles under my eyes that go down to my cheeks!

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:35 AM
Great, I'll have good hair but circles under my eyes that go down to my cheeks!

You ain't got nothing to do today but put icing on the cakes remember?

luv
08-11-2005, 04:35 AM
Yep had a good night myself.
What were you doing in Springfield? Other than stalking me.

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:36 AM
Yep had a good night myself.

Ta' hell with both of you.
talk to me next month!

luv
08-11-2005, 04:36 AM
You ain't got nothing to do today but put icing on the cakes remember?
Well, I do have work at 3:30.

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:37 AM
What were you doing in Springfield? Other than stalking me.

I manage a Domino's Pizza, the franchisee owns the Springfield area and that's where the office is.

I had to go to a manager's meeting.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:37 AM
Ta' hell with both of you.
talk to me next month!
Okay, I'm bashful. We've just established that Grimm is Grumpy. And tomorrow, Diddy will be Lazy!

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:37 AM
Well, I do have work at 3:30.

thats my wake up time.

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:37 AM
Well, I do have work at 3:30.

PM?

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:38 AM
thats my wake up time.

Wake up?...

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:38 AM
Okay, I'm bashful. We've just established that Grimm is Grumpy. And tomorrow, Diddy will be Lazy!

Damn tooting.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:38 AM
I manage a Domino's Pizza, the franchisee owns the Springfield area and that's where the office is.

I had to go to a manager's meeting.
Well, my pizza is now over 24 hours late then. I think I should get my next one free. Make it happen. :p

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:39 AM
Wake up?...

WTF...you who came out of the woodwork.
i got a sweet mag for you i need to drop by.

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:39 AM
I manage a Domino's Pizza, the franchisee owns the Springfield area and that's where the office is.

I had to go to a manager's meeting.

I'll be expecting a free pie or a poetic "da bidge put 'chovies on mah' pizza" complaint call... :)

luv
08-11-2005, 04:39 AM
PM?
Yep. I work second shift. 3:30PM-12:30AM M-F.

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:40 AM
Damn tooting.

Wait, aren't you black?...

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:40 AM
Well, my pizza is now over 24 hours late then. I think I should get my next one free. Make it happen. :p

It's a hell of a drive from my store to Springfield. I'm sure it will be cold.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:40 AM
WTF...you who came out of the woodwork.
i got a sweet mag for you i need to drop by.
I'm sure he already subscribes to Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse....

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:41 AM
Wait, aren't you black?...

Just my hair and my outlook.

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:42 AM
Well, my pizza is now over 24 hours late then. I think I should get my next one free. Make it happen. :p


Your use of tags sucks like an all gay pride parade in Nevada...

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:42 AM
Your use of tags sucks like an all gay pride parade in Nevada...

Speaking of experience, eh?

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:43 AM
Just my hair and my outlook.

So you have a huge c0ck and no matter how you cut your hair chix dig it?...

luv
08-11-2005, 04:43 AM
It's a hell of a drive from my store to Springfield. I'm sure it will be cold.
Good, then you'll owe me another.

On second thought, never mind. I don't need all those pizzas.

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:43 AM
Speaking of experience, eh?

Never been gay, never been to Neva-......ok, I love Nevada. Blow me...

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:44 AM
So you have a huge c0ck and no matter how you cut your hair chix dig it?...

Why sure.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:44 AM
Your use of tags sucks like an all gay pride parade in Nevada...
:spock:

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:45 AM
Never been gay, never been to Neva-......ok, I love Nevada. Blow me...

ROFL

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:46 AM
I'm sure he already subscribes to Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse....

Yeah, right.

That $3it costs mon-ay..... :shake:

luv
08-11-2005, 04:47 AM
Yeah, right.

That $3it costs mon-ay..... :shake:
I thought maybe that's why you had to steal cable. Party still at your place Friday night?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:47 AM
Yeah, right.

That $3it costs mon-ay..... :shake:

Why subscribe when you can download for free?

J Diddy
08-11-2005, 04:50 AM
Alright kiddies I have to go to bed.

You all have a good night.

luv
08-11-2005, 04:51 AM
Alright kiddies I have to go to bed.

You all have a good night.
Making myself go at 5AM. Goodnight to you!

stumppy
08-11-2005, 04:56 AM
UH....before you go.......think you could bake me a pie ?

Mr Grimm
08-11-2005, 04:57 AM
I thought maybe that's why you had to steal cable. Party still at your place Friday night?

hell no, i got dibbs on that soon.

luv
08-11-2005, 05:00 AM
UH....before you go.......think you could bake me a pie ?
Nope. Two cakes. That's it for one night. I've never really baked pies. I'm araid of crusts. My grandma made the BEST crusts!

luv
08-11-2005, 05:00 AM
hell no, i got dibbs on that soon.
Okay, so party at your place instead. :)

luv
08-11-2005, 05:02 AM
And I believe you two owe me a table dance. Don't be thinkin' I'll forget about that. :p

stumppy
08-11-2005, 05:03 AM
I'll table dance for apple pie.

luv
08-11-2005, 05:05 AM
I'll table dance for apple pie.
Do you like Mrs. Smith's? Just in case I mess mine up. :p

luv
08-11-2005, 05:07 AM
Off to bed here. PLeasure, as usual. Thanks for making me smile.

stumppy
08-11-2005, 05:08 AM
Do you like Mrs. Smith's? Just in case I mess mine up. :p

:drool:

Don't tease me like that.

If Mrs. Smith wasn't...well....MRS. Smith I'd marry that woman.

luv
08-11-2005, 05:09 AM
:drool:

Don't tease me like that.

If Mrs. Smith wasn't...well....MRS. Smith I'd marry that woman.
ROFL

G'night.