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Ninjaman
08-11-2005, 01:39 AM
Haha. Gotch Biotch !!!!!


More Photos. One i like is Halloween .
http://www.aerialimages-photo.com/Mjhouse.htm



http://members.cox.net/dugger3/mj.jpg

Count Zarth
08-11-2005, 01:43 AM
Jesus Christ. Who needs that much house?

RedDread
08-11-2005, 01:46 AM
When you're the black messiah, nothing is too pimp.

Taco John
08-11-2005, 02:30 AM
Which one of those buildings is the house?

Bob Dole
08-11-2005, 03:33 AM
Which one of those buildings is the house?

It's just a wild guess, but how about the sprawling monstrosity <b>next to the basketball court</b>?

mcan
08-11-2005, 04:13 AM
It's just a wild guess, but how about the sprawling monstrosity <b>next to the basketball court</b>?


:clap:

Rausch
08-11-2005, 04:21 AM
One side of my brain says good for you! Cograts for going out and getting it.

Teh other side says you should be split in half and grilled ovr rope onions and tropical fruits for your fortunes. Lucky bastage...

mcan
08-11-2005, 04:25 AM
One side of my brain says good for you! Cograts for going out and getting it.

Teh other side says you should be split in half and grilled ovr rope onions and tropical fruits for your fortunes. Lucky bastage...


Dude... Just think about the stresses that he probably endures over keeping all those hedges trimmed and mowing the damned lawn... Also, all those trips to the bank that he has to make for depositing money probably gets old after awhile...

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I HATE MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!

Skip Towne
08-11-2005, 04:52 AM
I'm happy to report I contributed not one dime to this.

Chan93lx50
08-11-2005, 05:38 AM
Big Home = Small Penis

Goapics1
08-11-2005, 05:43 AM
Damn. Looks like a freakin' little city. How many basketball courts does he need? Are there stop lights? Is there a gas station on campus?

Bob Dole
08-11-2005, 05:51 AM
And for the record, if the story about purchasing 40' pine trees is true, Bob Dole has a 60' model he'd be happy to sell...

Messy damned sap-dripping, needle-dropping POS.

Crush
08-11-2005, 06:06 AM
Too much house.

Bwana
08-11-2005, 06:16 AM
And for the record, if the story about purchasing 40' pine trees is true, Bob Dole has a 60' model he'd be happy to sell...

Messy damned sap-dripping, needle-dropping POS.

Yeah no kidding. For 10K each, I will head over to the neighbors house, boost his three pine trees and make a road trip. :)

Goapics1
08-11-2005, 06:23 AM
Too much house.
House? That is a f*cking small city........................

Area 51
08-11-2005, 06:26 AM
It's just a wild guess, but how about the sprawling monstrosity next to the basketball court?

Full court or half court?

The big house could be for partying?

KILLER_CLOWN
08-11-2005, 08:49 AM
C'mon Peeps, Dude just needed enough to feed his family. I shudder to think what might become of Mr. Owens.

Rain Man
08-11-2005, 08:52 AM
His neighbor on the left side of the photo can only afford a half-court basketball court. What a loser.

KILLER_CLOWN
08-11-2005, 08:56 AM
His neighbor on the left side of the photo can only afford a half-court basketball court. What a loser.

Neighbor?? I got the impression that pic was about Me, Myself and I.

Rain Man
08-11-2005, 08:59 AM
Neighbor?? I got the impression that pic was about Me, Myself and I.


I could well be wrong, but it looks to me like those are different properties. MJ's driveway is a different color, and those trees look to me like they're on property boundaries. It's certainly possible that he owns the whole neighborhood, though, I guess.

My question about a house that size is how you even use it. How do you know where your kids are? How do you know that some homeless guy isn't living in one wing? How do you know that part of the house isn't on fire?

Rain Man
08-11-2005, 09:03 AM
Ah. I didn't click the link. Apparently, he's too cheap to buy his sister a full-court basketball court for her house, and his mother didn't get one at all. (Nice pool, though.)

At some point, it looks like he converted the basketball court to an indoor court, too.

KILLER_CLOWN
08-11-2005, 09:06 AM
The sad thing is He's rarely ever at home, so maybe he needs a housesitter eh? I'm applying for the position right now.

Saulbadguy
08-11-2005, 09:09 AM
I'm happy to report I contributed not one dime to this.
I'm sure you have one way or another. Ever bought:

Hanes underwear? Rayovac Batteries? McDonalds? :)

Rain Man
08-11-2005, 09:13 AM
I'm sure you have one way or another. Ever bought:

Hanes underwear? Rayovac Batteries? McDonalds? :)

http://archive.salon.com/news/1997/12/18news.html

"We've all seen Michael Jordan's endorsements of Wheaties and McDonald's hamburgers, but here's just a few of the other products he endorses:

Christmas stockings, edible cake decorations, golf club covers, beanbag chairs, shower curtains, pot holders, aprons, rulers, kitchen towels, sleeping bags, plates, temporary tatoos, canteens, play tents, insulated travel mugs, napkins, table cloths, popcorn tins, foam furniture, first aid kits, flip books, gift wrap, greeting cards, memo pads, book bags, pencil sharpeners, erasers, wall calendars, posters, buttons, key chains, wallet cards, magnets, ring binders, tissue holders, diaries, scribble pads, address books, envelopes, flashlights, kites, yo-yo's, gliders, toothbrush holders, trading cards, gold, silver and bronze coins, collector plates, wastebaskets, Sony and Sega playstations, pinball games, action figures, night lights, soap dishes, backboards and hoops, toy rockets, walkie-talkies, curtains, laser guns, acrylic juice cups, gum, cookies, bandages, picture books, poster books, school boxes, comforters and, of course, sneakers."


Looking through this list, though, it still may be possible that Skip has never purchased any of these things.

ChiefsOne
08-11-2005, 10:36 AM
Is that by Chicago or in LA? Looks like a green on the left side of the house.

Ninjaman
08-11-2005, 11:08 AM
Everything in the photo is his plus unseen land.

Guess here - One building houses the ferraris and other cars. Big with Celebs like Leno and Seinfeld. Lots of cars held in BIG warehouse type garage. The rest are GUEST homes . Just a guess from reading about other super-big homes.

Carlota69
08-11-2005, 11:15 AM
Which one of those buildings is the house?

I would think the pad with the pool in the back and I would say the big sprawling entity next to the full basketball cout is a Marriott Courtyard... :)

Then again, I guess it could be just his lil' ol' pool house

Eye Patch
08-11-2005, 11:41 AM
A little story about Michael Jordan. While out for a stroll in Sacramento during lunch hour I decided to cut from the K street mall through the Hyatt Hotel to L street. As I enter the lobby I see a group of very large black men approaching where I am standing. As they get closer I immediately recognize it’s Michael Jordan. As he strolls by not making eye contact with anybody he has a small blond with her arm around his waist and his arm around her shoulder. Just as he cruises by he turns to the elevator… pushes the button and up they go.

This was about 12 years ago.

Kerberos
08-11-2005, 12:05 PM
Big Home = Small Penis

If he does have a small pecker I doubt he would care casue he could just pay bitches to line up to suck off his small winkie for him.

If ya got that much money who cares who is getting thiers as long as you are getting YOURS !!!

:D



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Demonpenz
08-11-2005, 12:06 PM
in one of those wings is where he laveshes former nba refs. And the one that didn't call the byron russell pushoff gets his own house

Goapics1
08-11-2005, 12:07 PM
A little story about Michael Jordan. While out for a stroll in Sacramento during lunch hour I decided to cut from the K street mall through the Hyatt Hotel to L street. As I enter the lobby I see a group of very large black men approaching where I am standing. As they get closer I immediately recognize it’s Michael Jordan. As he strolls by not making eye contact with anybody he has a small blond with her arm around his waist and his arm around her shoulder. Just as he cruises by he turns to the elevator… pushes the button and up they go.

This was about 12 years ago.
It was prolly his sister.

Jenson71
08-11-2005, 12:24 PM
"Those two houses below MJ's are reported to belong to his mother and sister"

Ninjaman
08-11-2005, 02:29 PM
A little story about Michael Jordan. While out for a stroll in Sacramento during lunch hour I decided to cut from the K street mall through the Hyatt Hotel to L street. As I enter the lobby I see a group of very large black men approaching where I am standing. As they get closer I immediately recognize it’s Michael Jordan. As he strolls by not making eye contact with anybody he has a small blond with her arm around his waist and his arm around her shoulder. Just as he cruises by he turns to the elevator… pushes the button and up they go.

This was about 12 years ago.

What did she look like ? Pornstar ?

Ninjaman
08-11-2005, 02:30 PM
in one of those wings is where he laveshes former nba refs. And the one that didn't call the byron russell pushoff gets his own house
ROFL

KChiefsQT
08-11-2005, 03:42 PM
I'll take one of the guesthouses, hell... I'd take the front lawn and pitch a tent.