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Sam
08-12-2005, 07:57 AM
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GRETZ: The Fight Begins Tonight
Aug 12, 2005, 6:07:15 AM by Bob Gretz - FAQ


RIVER FALLS, WI – By the time Friday turns into Saturday here in the northwoods, there will be more than a few players holed up in their McMillan Hall dorm rooms, wondering about how much longer their football careers may last.

The Chiefs open the pre-season schedule tonight against the Vikings in the Metrodome. There are 91 names on the roster. Of that group, approximately 40 players really have no worries about making the team. So, 51 players are fighting for 13 spots on the active roster and another eight slots that will be available on the practice squad. There’s no mandatory cutdown in the NFL until Tuesday, August 30th, when the roster must be at 65 players, plus NFL Europe exemptions.

By the time tonight’s game is over and the Chiefs bus has made the return jaunt to UW-River Falls, some of those 51 players will have cut themselves based on their performance. Another group will have elevated themselves and their chances of making the team. The largest group will continue to wonder about how much longer their time in pro football will last.

There are battles at every position with the exception of quarterback and tight end. The three players at those spots are established. The biggest roster battles will come at four positions: linebacker, cornerback, wide receiver and running back.

LINEBACKER: Generally there are seven, sometimes eight players kept at linebacker. Right now there seem to be four players assured of making the roster: Derrick Johnson, Kendrell Bell, Kawika Mitchell and Keyaron Fox. With his ability in the kicking game, Gary Stills appears a good shot to remain on the roster. That leaves two spots open, and one of those needs to go to a middle linebacker type; either Rich Scanlon or Boomer Grigsby. At outside linebacker, undrafted rookie Kris Griffin is battling with veterans Scott Fujita and Quinton Caver for what appears to be the final spot.

CORNERBACK: There are eight listed on the roster, with room for five. Remember that before the final roster is set, Eric Warfield will begin his four-game suspension. Patrick Surtain and Dexter McCleon have been the starters, with Benny Sapp working as the nickel back. That leaves grizzled veteran additions Ashley Ambrose and Dewayne Washington and rookies Alphonso Hodge and Justin Perkins. These pre-season games will go a long way in deciding the mix there for those final two spots. Will they go one veteran, one rookie? Will they start with two veterans, then slice one when Warfield’s suspension is over?

WIDE RECEIVER: Let’s start with Eddie Kennison, Samie Parker and Dante Hall; they are on the roster, taking up three of the five spots at this position. Marc Boerigter is not only a veteran, but a top-notch special teams performer, so it’s hard to imagine he won’t be on the final 53-man list. That leaves one spot and fighting for that are veterans Darrell Hill, Chris Horn, Freddie Mitchell, John Booth and Richard Smith, along with rookies Craphonso Thorpe and Nathaniel Curry.

Chances for Mitchell and Curry have been hurt by injuries that have kept them off the practice field. Special teams will play the biggest part of this decision, which gives Hill and Horn and edge.

RUNNING BACK: Priest Holmes, Larry Johnson and Tony Richardson are locks. After that, the field is wide open for one halfback and one fullback. Dee Brown, Ronnie Cruz, McKenzi Smith and Sam Gado are at halfback, with veteran Robert Holcombe remaining at fullback.

Brown has been the most impressive player among this group, plus he’s an experienced contributor to the kicking game.

siberian khatru
08-12-2005, 08:01 AM
That leaves two spots open, and one of those needs to go to a middle linebacker type; either Rich Scanlon or Boomer Grigsby.

Clash of the Titans.

Ali vs. Frazier.

U.S. vs. Soviet Union.

Fantastic Four vs. Galactus.

SNR
08-12-2005, 08:14 AM
Gary Stills has been a special teams ace for how many years, yet how many years has our kickoff coverage sucked ass?

I'm ready for a new face. I want to see Scanimal and a crazy white boy on the special teams field instead of Stills who can't contribute at LB when called upon.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-12-2005, 08:20 AM
There are battles at every position with the exception of quarterback and tight end. The three players at those spots are established. .
I wasn't aware we had a question at RB other than how many carries with Larry get.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-12-2005, 08:24 AM
I predict FredEx doesn't make the team.

ROYC75
08-12-2005, 08:44 AM
Gary Stills has been a special teams ace for how many years, yet how many years has our kickoff coverage sucked ass?

I'm ready for a new face. I want to see Scanimal and a crazy white boy on the special teams field instead of Stills who can't contribute at LB when called upon.


I agree,Stills is probally going to push one these 2 kids ( Rich / Boomer )to the waivers only to be picked up my some other team. Chances of either of them making our PS is slim.

Whatever happens .... happens for the team in the eyes of the coaches.

ROYC75
08-12-2005, 08:47 AM
I predict FredEx doesn't make the team.

I agree, I think the injury was his dagger that will keep him down.

Tribal Warfare
08-12-2005, 08:54 AM
If Peter Warrick gets cut, and KC can get him off waivers.I predict He'll be competing for the #1 or #2 spot in the WR corps

HemiEd
08-12-2005, 08:57 AM
Nice read, the WR and LB cuts are going to be brutal. :shake:

ROYC75
08-12-2005, 09:03 AM
If Peter Warrick gets cut, and KC can get him off waivers.I predict He'll be competing for the #1 or #2 spot in the WR corps


With Parker and Thorpe starting to come around, I don't think so .

I just don't see it ..............Warrick would be so much farther behind on the scheme and route running.

Tribal Warfare
08-12-2005, 09:07 AM
With Parker and Thorpe starting to come around, I don't think so .

I just don't see it ..............Warrick would be so much farther behind on the scheme and route running.


The scheme yes , but route running I have to disagree

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 09:10 AM
Clash of the Titans.

Ali vs. Frazier.

U.S. vs. Soviet Union.

Fantastic Four vs. Galactus.


Hitler vs. Stalin

Yosemite Sam vs. Bugs Bunny

Chiefs vs. Raid ers

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 09:12 AM
Hitler vs. Stalin

Yosemite Sam vs. Bugs Bunny

Chiefs vs. Raid ers

Emeril vs. Iron Chef

Roe vs. Wade

Itchy vs. Scratchy

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 09:17 AM
Emeril vs. Iron Chef

Roe vs. Wade

Itchy vs. Scratchy


Iraq vs. Iran

Sauerbrun vs. Gramatica

Batman vs. The Riddler

ROYC75
08-12-2005, 09:22 AM
There is going to be some cuts of players who could help us from that final cutdown list..... Some players who will go on to help elsewhere.....

1 spot could be saved if they only keep 2 QB's and place Killian on the PS.

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 09:23 AM
Iraq vs. Iran

Sauerbrun vs. Gramatica

Batman vs. The Riddler

Castro vs. Carter

Skip vs. chiefs4

Elmer vs. Daffy

DeepSouth
08-12-2005, 09:25 AM
I agree,Stills is probally going to push one these 2 kids ( Rich / Boomer )to the waivers only to be picked up my some other team. Chances of either of them making our PS is slim.

Whatever happens .... happens for the team in the eyes of the coaches.

I predict that Stills does NOT make the team. He's been around awhile and can not contribute exept on Special Teams.

Kyle401
08-12-2005, 09:28 AM
Castro vs. Carter

Skip vs. chiefs4

Elmer vs. Daffy

Bud Vs. Bud Light

Pepsi Vs. Coke

Walmart Vs. U.S. Manufacturing and Fair Wages

ROYC75
08-12-2005, 09:31 AM
Oscar vs Felix


Looks like it's one of those days ........ :rolleyes:

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 09:35 AM
Oscar vs Felix


DAMMIT! You took mine!

Plus:

Goldman vs. Gustafson

Kramer vs. Kramer

ROYC75
08-12-2005, 09:39 AM
DAMMIT! You took mine!

Plus:

Goldman vs. Gustafson

Kramer vs. Kramer

I wanted to join the fun while I could ......:D

John_Wayne
08-12-2005, 09:52 AM
Gary Stills has been a special teams ace for how many years, yet how many years has our kickoff coverage sucked ass?

I'm ready for a new face. I want to see Scanimal and a crazy white boy on the special teams field instead of Stills who can't contribute at LB when called upon.
They usually keep 7 LBs, but this year they'll keep 8 LBs:
- Bell
- Johnson
- Mitchell
- Fox
- Fujita
- Grigsby
- Scanlon
- Stills
Why keep 8 LBs? Because Stills is a ST ace and he can also backup at DE.

John_Wayne
08-12-2005, 09:54 AM
I wasn't aware we had a question at RB other than how many carries with Larry get. The RB position isn't that compelling. It'll be:
- Holmes
- Johnson
- Richardson
- Holcombe
- Brown

There's a small chance they may go with just 4 RBs, which would cut Brown and allow for a 6th WR. That's it. There's really no mystery.

wasi
08-12-2005, 09:54 AM
A Depth chart I was just considering at this point according to the sources posted on the planet.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 OT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Welbourne,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 LT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
7 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Stills,Grigsby,Scanlon
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
1 SS: Knight, Wesley

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 50

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

This leave room for one more player on the active roster. I know the Oline depth is sort of thin so maybe the Chiefs carry another Guard. I like what the team has done with versatile players like Bober and Holcombe to free up some potential spots each week.

Douche Baggins
08-12-2005, 09:56 AM
A Depth chart I was just considering at this point according to the sources posted on the planet.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 OT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Welbourne,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 LT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
7 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Stills,Grigsby,Scanlon
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
1 SS: Knight, Wesley

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 50

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

This leave room for one more player on the active roster. I know the Oline depth is sort of thin so maybe the Chiefs carry another Guard. I like what the team has done with versatile players like Bober and Holcombe to free up some potential spots each week.

You have Waters and Shields swapped. And the OTs, too.

ROYC75
08-12-2005, 09:59 AM
A Depth chart I was just considering at this point according to the sources posted on the planet.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 OT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Welbourne,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 LT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
7 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Stills,Grigsby,Scanlon
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
1 SS: Knight, Wesley

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 50

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

This leave room for one more player on the active roster. I know the Oline depth is sort of thin so maybe the Chiefs carry another Guard. I like what the team has done with versatile players like Bober and Holcombe to free up some potential spots each week.

No Willie Pile or Harts as a safety ? I think we keep at least 4 safties.

Barber on Pup ?

siberian khatru
08-12-2005, 10:04 AM
Bud Vs. Bud Light

Pepsi Vs. Coke

Walmart Vs. U.S. Manufacturing and Fair Wages


Tastes great vs. Less filling

Hamilton vs. Burr

Rolling Stones vs. The Who

SNR
08-12-2005, 10:04 AM
A Depth chart I was just considering at this point according to the sources posted on the planet.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 OT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Welbourne,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 LT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
7 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Stills,Grigsby,Scanlon
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
1 SS: Knight, Wesley

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 50

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

This leave room for one more player on the active roster. I know the Oline depth is sort of thin so maybe the Chiefs carry another Guard. I like what the team has done with versatile players like Bober and Holcombe to free up some potential spots each week.Uh... it's a 53 man roster, not 51

SNR
08-12-2005, 10:05 AM
Tastes great vs. Less filling

Hamilton vs. Burr

Rolling Stones vs. The WhoPlessey vs. Ferguson

Forman vs. Ali

Bush vs. Kerry

John_Wayne
08-12-2005, 10:07 AM
If Peter Warrick gets cut, and KC can get him off waivers.I predict He'll be competing for the #1 or #2 spot in the WR corps

The WR position is more dicey. But here's how I see it:
1 - Kennison - lock
2 - Parker - lock
3 - Boerigter - almost a lock
4 - Hall - lock
5 - Thorpe - I can't see him surviving on the PS. I give hime 75% chance to be on the 53 man roster.
6 - Mitchell - FredEx is the wild card. He could be anywhere from 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th WR or cut all together. His injury has hurt his chances and moved him down the depth chart. He WAS looking like the #2 or #3 WR.

-- I think McIntyre and one other WR will be on the PS. The 2nd WR on the PS could be Smith, Curry or Booth.

-- Saunders says they don't want to wear out Hall at the WR position. He needs to focus on KR/PR and his WR duties will be extremely limited. Therefore, I think there's a chance for a 6th WR to be kept.

Douche Baggins
08-12-2005, 10:08 AM
No Willie Pile or Harts as a safety ? I think we keep at least 4 safties.

Barber on Pup ?

4 safeties, and I don't think Pile or Harts will beat out Bartee from reports.

Actually looking at his list he only has 3. I think we keep Knight, Wesley, Bartee and Harts. Woods will get cut and so will Pile.

KC Dan
08-12-2005, 10:09 AM
Plessey vs. Ferguson

Forman vs. Ali

Bush vs. Kerry
Big Daddy vs. memememymy

Ringleader vs. jAZ

Stevieray vs. Taco John

Kyle401
08-12-2005, 10:09 AM
A Depth chart I was just considering at this point according to the sources posted on the planet.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 OT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Welbourne,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 LT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
7 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Stills,Grigsby,Scanlon
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
1 SS: Knight, Wesley

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 50

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

This leave room for one more player on the active roster. I know the Oline depth is sort of thin so maybe the Chiefs carry another Guard. I like what the team has done with versatile players like Bober and Holcombe to free up some potential spots each week.

Planning on cutting Casey Wiegmann!?? Am I missing something??

siberian khatru
08-12-2005, 10:10 AM
Plessey vs. Ferguson

Forman vs. Ali

Bush vs. Kerry


Brown vs. Board of Education

Duane Bobick vs. Tex Cobb*

Spy vs. Spy








*I have no idea if they ever fought, but I thought it was an appropriate pairing.

penguinz
08-12-2005, 10:10 AM
I agree, I think the injury was his dagger that will keep him down.
This idiot should have had the surgery. He would not have missed anymore time than he has already.

John_Wayne
08-12-2005, 10:10 AM
A Depth chart I was just considering at this point according to the sources posted on the planet.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 OT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Welbourne,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 LT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
7 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Stills,Grigsby,Scanlon
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
1 SS: Knight, Wesley

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 50

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

This leave room for one more player on the active roster. I know the Oline depth is sort of thin so maybe the Chiefs carry another Guard. I like what the team has done with versatile players like Bober and Holcombe to free up some potential spots each week.

You listed Stills twice. You have him as ST and LB. What about Fujita?

Warrior5
08-12-2005, 10:11 AM
Godzilla vs. Megalon

Santa Claus vs. the Martians



...can't believe these weren't already mentioned.

SNR
08-12-2005, 10:11 AM
Big Daddy vs. memememymy

Ringleader vs. jAZ

Stevieray vs. Taco JohnWe're missing a huge one:

Phil vs. JD

Douche Baggins
08-12-2005, 10:13 AM
Logical vs GoChiefs

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 10:14 AM
Santa Claus vs. the Martians


Yukon Cornielious vs. The Bumble

KC Dan
08-12-2005, 10:14 AM
We're missing a huge one:

Phil vs. JD
&

chiefs4me vs. kchiefsqt

This one is the best so far!

SNR
08-12-2005, 10:16 AM
&

chiefs4me vs. kchiefsqt

This one is the best so far!Not yet.

Proctor vs. Everybody else

Demonpenz
08-12-2005, 10:16 AM
eldelt Vs his liver

KC Dan
08-12-2005, 10:18 AM
&

chiefs4me vs. kchiefsqt

This one is the best so far!
I should have said the best start thus far...

There wer too many KCJohnny classic battles as well. Not to mention the total and complete hatred for packfan

SNR
08-12-2005, 10:19 AM
eldelt Vs his liverWhen ENDelt eventually dies from cirrhosis, who would be the winner?

siberian khatru
08-12-2005, 10:19 AM
Not yet.

Proctor vs. Everybody else


Proctor vs. his own sanity

Douche Baggins
08-12-2005, 10:19 AM
When ENDelt eventually dies from cirrhosis, who would be the winner?

I know one thing, Chiefsplanet would be the loser.

SNR
08-12-2005, 10:20 AM
I know one thing, Chiefsplanet would be the loser.Aww... how sweet

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2005, 10:26 AM
George Brett vs Goose Gossage

Rainman vs Druggie Bike Stealers

Skinbra vs Iranian

siberian khatru
08-12-2005, 10:31 AM
Chain e-mails vs. Snopes.com

wasi
08-12-2005, 10:42 AM
Sorry, in a rush I made a few mistakes. Purposely left out some players like Fujita and Barber because they haven't practiced.

So is this what it could look like if the season started tommorrow? Still need another Olineman I think, but I can't imagine who could make it. Williams comes to mind, but Ive only read that he's been on the loosing end of some drills.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 LT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Weigman,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 RT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
8 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Grigsby,Scanlon, Fujita
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
2 SS: Knight, Pile

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 52

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

Demonpenz
08-12-2005, 11:33 AM
When ENDelt eventually dies from cirrhosis, who would be the winner?


everyone

Chiefs Pantalones
08-12-2005, 11:56 AM
Big Daddy vs. memememymy

Ringleader vs. jAZ

Stevieray vs. Taco John

Jesus vs. Satan

The Roys vs. Reality

Freddy vs. Jason

el borracho
08-12-2005, 12:10 PM
Alien vs. Predator!!!!111ONEONEONE!!!

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 12:18 PM
Jupiter vs. Shoemaker-Levy

Indian subcontinent vs. Asian subcontinent

Curly vs. Shemp

Chiefs Pantalones
08-12-2005, 12:20 PM
Tupac vs. Biggie

Christina vs. Britney

Paula Abdul vs. Simon Cowell

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 12:26 PM
My left big toe vs. jutting sock seam

Water vs. Grand Canyon

Rocky and Bullwinkle vs. Boris Badanov and Natasha

Skip Towne
08-12-2005, 12:27 PM
Iraq vs. Iran

Sauerbrun vs. Gramatica

Batman vs. The Riddler
Betty vs. Veronica

SNR
08-12-2005, 12:29 PM
My left big toe vs. jutting sock seam

Water vs. Grand Canyon

Rocky and Bullwinkle vs. Boris Badanov and NatashaBwana vs. Punk teeagers

mongoose vs. cobra

Ford vs. Chevy

Chiefs Pantalones
08-12-2005, 12:29 PM
Spy vs. Spy

the Smurfs vs. Gargamel

Mr. Rogers vs. his puppets

Chiefs Pantalones
08-12-2005, 12:34 PM
Bert and Ernie vs. their sexuality

Turtles vs. Shredder

gochiefs vs. virginity

DeepSouth
08-12-2005, 12:40 PM
Hot Donna vs Jackie

siberian khatru
08-12-2005, 01:28 PM
Spy vs. Spy


Copycat!

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2620357&postcount=34

stevieray
08-12-2005, 01:47 PM
KC Dan vs. Old Age

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 01:55 PM
Chamberlain vs. Russell

One-handed farmers vs. corn pickers

Squirrels vs. dogs

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 01:56 PM
Squirrels vs. dogs

Or as JCM sang, monkeys vs. dogs

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 01:59 PM
I had no idea that monkeys and dogs didn't get along.

stevieray
08-12-2005, 02:00 PM
Superman vs.Kryptonite

WWW vs H2O

Kato vs Robin

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 02:03 PM
O.J. vs. The Real Killer

Sebastian Janikowski vs. The Criminal Justice System

Reality TV vs. Good Taste

the Talking Can
08-12-2005, 02:07 PM
Plummber vs. Couch

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 02:10 PM
Plummber vs. Couch



Oooh, good one.


Have we mentioned Griese vs. Dog yet? Or Griese vs. Driveway?

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 02:13 PM
I had no idea that monkeys and dogs didn't get along.

Singin 'bout L.U.V. Baby...

KC Dan
08-12-2005, 02:23 PM
KC Dan vs. Old Age
29 is NOT old!!!

stevieray
08-12-2005, 02:37 PM
29 is NOT old!!!

ROFL

ct
08-12-2005, 02:51 PM
A Depth chart I was just considering at this point according to the sources posted on the planet.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 OT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Welbourne,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 LT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
7 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Stills,Grigsby,Scanlon
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
1 SS: Knight, Wesley

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 50

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

This leave room for one more player on the active roster. I know the Oline depth is sort of thin so maybe the Chiefs carry another Guard. I like what the team has done with versatile players like Bober and Holcombe to free up some potential spots each week.

Hate to bash an honest effort, but this is weak man...

ct
08-12-2005, 02:53 PM
Sorry, in a rush I made a few mistakes. Purposely left out some players like Fujita and Barber because they haven't practiced.

So is this what it could look like if the season started tommorrow? Still need another Olineman I think, but I can't imagine who could make it. Williams comes to mind, but Ive only read that he's been on the loosing end of some drills.

3 QB: Green, Collins, Huard
2 RB:Holmes, Johnson, Holcombe
2 FB:TRich, Holcombe

5 WR:Kennison, Parker, Hall, Bo, Thorpe
3 TE: TonyG, Wilson, Dunn

2 LT:Roaf, Black
1 RG:Waters
2 C:Weigman,Bober
1 LG:Shields, Welbourne
2 RT:Sampson, Welbourne

4 DE: Hicks, Allen, Wilkerson, Hall
4 DT: Sims, Browning, Dalton, Siavii
8 LB: DJ,Bell,Mitchell,Fox,Grigsby,Scanlon, Fujita
5 CB: Surtain, McCleon, Sapp, Warfield, Hodge
2 FS: Wesley, Bartee
2 SS: Knight, Pile

4 ST: Gammon, Tynes, Colquitt, Stills

total: 52

8 PS:Killian, Parquet, Dixon, Svitek, McIntyre, Horn, Griffin, Long

Not much better...

ENDelt260
08-12-2005, 03:02 PM
eldelt Vs his liver
I'm gonna win, goshdamnit.

ENDelt260
08-12-2005, 03:02 PM
When ENDelt eventually dies from cirrhosis, who would be the winner?
Certainly not the proprieters of local taverns.

Raiderhader
08-12-2005, 03:17 PM
O.J. vs. The Real Killer

Sebastian Janikowski vs. The Criminal Justice System

Reality TV vs. Good Taste


ROFL


Fire vs. water

Army vs. Navy

Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Anniston

KC Dan
08-12-2005, 03:18 PM
ROFL
Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Anniston
Ahhhhh, to be the referee at that match. Make it a jello wrestling match and we have a WINNER!

Raiderhader
08-12-2005, 03:19 PM
Ahhhhh, to be the referee at that match. Make it a jello wrestling match and we have a WINNER!


Done.

Raiderhader
08-12-2005, 03:26 PM
Ahhhhh, to be the referee at that match. Make it a jello wrestling match and we have a WINNER!


Along those same lines...


Tastes great vs. Less filling

KC Dan
08-12-2005, 03:27 PM
Along those same lines...

Tastes great vs. Less filling
With those two, you most likely get both tastes great and less filling.

Raiderhader
08-12-2005, 03:31 PM
With those two, you most likely get both tastes great and less filling.


That's what you call a "win win" situation.

penchief
08-12-2005, 03:34 PM
Emeril vs. Iron Chef

Roe vs. Wade

Itchy vs. Scratchy


The Jackson Five vs. The Osmond Brothers

Rocky & Bullwinkle vs. Boris & Natasha

Yahtzee vs. Kizmet