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Hoover
08-12-2005, 09:51 AM
I have an employee that is always on the Big Brother chat room. HSe's not getting anything done today.

Is there anyway I can get on her computer and block that damn site?

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 09:54 AM
Boy, I predict large-scale use of the word 'irony' in this thread.

I've wondered the same thing myself, actually. I had an intern who was getting married, and I was really trying to figure out how to block her wedding planning site.

Hoover
08-12-2005, 10:02 AM
Look I have no problem with people on the internet, but she is not pulling her weight. If she did I'd have no problem.

Count Alex's Losses
08-12-2005, 10:03 AM
How about telling her?

wutamess
08-12-2005, 10:04 AM
I have an employee that is always on the Big Brother chat room. HSe's not getting anything done today.

Is there anyway I can get on her computer and block that damn site?

Firing her would block the site if that's all you're trying to accomplish.

trndobrd
08-12-2005, 10:05 AM
Something cheap and effective that you can put on her computer to block the website? That's easy!

put an 81/2 x 11 piece of paper with the following words:

"IF YOU KEEP WASTING TIME ON THE BIG BROTHER WEBSITE YOU WILL BE FIRED"

Happy to help.

Phobia
08-12-2005, 10:07 AM
http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/L/LMHOSTS_file.html

That's the cheapest and easiest way to do it.

Hoover
08-12-2005, 10:08 AM
I just signed into the chat room under my own name lol

Count Alex's Losses
08-12-2005, 10:09 AM
I just signed into the chat room under my own name lol

Post the log when you're done! ROFL

Phobia
08-12-2005, 10:09 AM
I just signed into the chat room under my own name lol

Outstanding. That might be effective.

Brock
08-12-2005, 10:12 AM
Look I have no problem with people on the internet, but she is not pulling her weight. If she did I'd have no problem.

Here's an idea - just replace the defective worker.

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 10:13 AM
I just signed into the chat room under my own name lol

Oh. Excellent, excellent idea. Ask her if she likes her boss.

ct
08-12-2005, 10:13 AM
I just signed into the chat room under my own name lol

That's hilarious!! Make sure and post a msg for her!


Subject: Hello <insert loosers name here>!

Message Text: GET BACK TO WORK, OR FIND A NEW JOB!


ps. If a gentleman named Tim Lane ever posts a simlar msg for Cory Thompson, you may not see me around much for awhile...

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 10:14 AM
Ask her if she's wearing underwear.

trndobrd
08-12-2005, 10:17 AM
Ask her if she thinks her boss is hot

Otter
08-12-2005, 10:18 AM
Ask what she's willing to do to keep her job and then to meet you in the supplies closet.

Hoover
08-12-2005, 10:19 AM
She hasn't posted since I logged on. I'm just waiting.

trndobrd
08-12-2005, 10:20 AM
does she like spankings?


no, seriously...does she like spankings? I must know.

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 10:59 AM
Update?

Hoover
08-12-2005, 11:01 AM
Well she never posted, I think she saw my name and got the hell out of there. Her office is across the hall from mine, so now I'm counting her calls, going to chew ass at 11:30

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 11:04 AM
Dang it! Now Rain Man, trndobrd, and I will never find out what we want to know!

Otter
08-12-2005, 11:39 AM
Well she never posted, I think she saw my name and got the hell out of there. Her office is across the hall from mine, so now I'm counting her calls, going to chew ass at 11:30

Help desk?

:shivvers: doesn't miss being trapped in a chair answering phones

Rain Man
08-12-2005, 11:41 AM
This is crushing.

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 11:42 AM
I think I hear ass being chewed as we speak...

JimNasium
08-12-2005, 12:05 PM
I think I hear ass being chewed as we speak...
Wouldn't that be sexual harassment?

Jenny Gump
08-12-2005, 12:07 PM
Wouldn't that be sexual harassment?

Only if she doesn't enjoy it.

ptlyon
08-12-2005, 12:07 PM
Wouldn't that be sexual harassment?

Could be.

But it must be one big ass - he hasn't come back yet.

Goapics1
08-12-2005, 12:08 PM
Could be.

But it must be one big ass - he hasn't come back yet.
I like big asses.

Stinger
08-12-2005, 12:13 PM
I like big asses.

What's Terrell Owens have to do with this?

Goapics1
08-12-2005, 12:14 PM
What's Terrell Owens have to do with this?
I thought this was another TO thread. My fault.

Carry on.

Hoover
08-12-2005, 12:34 PM
She just got slaughtered.

I have three people doing outbound calls today, she by far has done the least. Just called her out on it. She is the type that gets all defensive, tells me her kids are her priority in her life not this job, so I told her thats fine, she can leave. Then she started back tracking fast. I told her if her kids where really her priority in life she would come in and work hard so she can provide them all the things they need.; Plus the more money we make as a company the more I pay them.

The problem is she is one of my best callers when she actually makes the calls, its the internet and her smoke breaks that piss me off. So while she was at Lunch I found an copy of Norton AV with Net Nanny, bu bye chat rooms. We will see how that goes over when she gets back.

ChiefsFire
08-12-2005, 12:44 PM
She just got slaughtered.

I have three people doing outbound calls today, she by far has done the least. Just called her out on it. She is the type that gets all defensive, tells me her kids are her priority in her life not this job, so I told her thats fine, she can leave. Then she started back tracking fast. I told her if her kids where really her priority in life she would come in and work hard so she can provide them all the things they need.; Plus the more money we make as a company the more I pay them.

The problem is she is one of my best callers when she actually makes the calls, its the internet and her smoke breaks that piss me off. So while she was at Lunch I found an copy of Norton AV with Net Nanny, bu bye chat rooms. We will see how that goes over when she gets back.
damn

what a hardass

its friday..ya always mail it on fridays