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Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:02 PM
It's on in Houston.

Starting left tackle for the Texans....VICTOR RILEY. ROFL

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 06:05 PM
I am not going to jump around eight different game threads. I am going to treat this like it is the game thread for all of tonight's games!

Anyways, the Vickness himself was just sacked by Deon and fumbled the ball. Deon recovered the fumble.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:06 PM
Gee, thanks for cluttering up my thread.

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 06:08 PM
It's on in Houston.

Starting left tackle for the Texans....VICTOR RILEY. ROFL
http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Crap-Stupid-Actors.jpg

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:09 PM
Miker Anderson STUFFED!

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:09 PM
Plummer misses a wide open lelie for a TD.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:10 PM
Plummer almost intercepted!

Donks punt.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:13 PM
Riley is kicking Pryce's ass.

Texans driving.

the Talking Can
08-13-2005, 06:15 PM
Plummer almost intercepted!

Donks punt.

more of this...this is good...

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:19 PM
Texans at the 1. Pass interference.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:21 PM
Texans stuffed on 4th and goal at the 1.

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 06:23 PM
Impressive stand by the Broncos.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:25 PM
Donks punt again.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:25 PM
Texans stuffed on 4th and goal at the 1.
What? No David Carr dive over the pile? I'm disappointed.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:25 PM
Donks punt again.
I never get tired of reading that. :D

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:27 PM
Jake Plummer: 1 of 5 for 11 yards. ROFL

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 06:28 PM
What? No David Carr dive over the pile? I'm disappointed.

Four carries in a row to one of the least impressive redzone RBs in the league.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:29 PM
Four carries in a row to one of the least impressive redzone RBs in the league.
Noted. If Houston ever gets a solid RB, they have a shot at post season.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:32 PM
Texans at the Donk 20.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:32 PM
Denver's first 2 drives with Jake The Fake at the helm.

1-10-DEN30 (14:53) M.Anderson left guard to DEN 29 for -1 yards (S.Payne, G.Walker).
2-11-DEN29 (14:20) J.Plummer pass incomplete to A.Lelie.
3-11-DEN29 (14:12) J.Plummer pass incomplete to D.Watts.
4-11-DEN29 (14:08) T.Sauerbrun punts 43 yards to HST 28, Center-M.Leach. R.Swinton to HST 27 for -1 yards (R.Alexander).

1-10-DEN1 (8:59) J.Plummer pass to R.Smith ran ob at DEN 12 for 11 yards (D.Robinson).
1-10-DEN12 (8:34) M.Anderson right end to DEN 15 for 3 yards (G.Walker).
2-7-DEN15 (8:00) J.Plummer pass incomplete to R.Smith (J.Babin).
3-7-DEN15 (7:55) J.Plummer pass incomplete to R.Smith (D.Robinson).
4-7-DEN15 (7:50) T.Sauerbrun punts 46 yards to HST 39, Center-M.Leach. R.Swinton to DEN 44 for 17 yards (S.Brandon). (HST's #12 Banks (QB) and #32 Wells (RB) entered the game on this play.)

ROFL

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:33 PM
Tony Banks, 30 yard TD pass.

No pass rush.

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 06:34 PM
Houston was driving the ball pretty well again. They were at Denver's 21 until they got two penalties in a row.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:34 PM
Tony Banks, 30 yard TD pass.

No pass rush.
Heh Heh Heh ...

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 06:34 PM
Who was covering Murphy on that?

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:36 PM
Who was covering Murphy on that?

Al Wilson. ROFL

tk13
08-13-2005, 06:38 PM
Colts lead the Bills 3-0 early. Manning and company were only in one series, did not score against the Bills defense. J.P. Losman and the Bills offense hasn't done anything either, although it's clear Losman is about 275 times more mobile than Drew Bledsoe.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:39 PM
Broncos have 13 yards

Texans have 100

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 06:39 PM
Denver's first 2 drives with Jake The Fake at the helm.

1-10-DEN30 (14:53) M.Anderson left guard to DEN 29 for -1 yards (S.Payne, G.Walker).
2-11-DEN29 (14:20) J.Plummer pass incomplete to A.Lelie.
3-11-DEN29 (14:12) J.Plummer pass incomplete to D.Watts.
4-11-DEN29 (14:08) T.Sauerbrun punts 43 yards to HST 28, Center-M.Leach. R.Swinton to HST 27 for -1 yards (R.Alexander).

1-10-DEN1 (8:59) J.Plummer pass to R.Smith ran ob at DEN 12 for 11 yards (D.Robinson).
1-10-DEN12 (8:34) M.Anderson right end to DEN 15 for 3 yards (G.Walker).
2-7-DEN15 (8:00) J.Plummer pass incomplete to R.Smith (J.Babin).
3-7-DEN15 (7:55) J.Plummer pass incomplete to R.Smith (D.Robinson).
4-7-DEN15 (7:50) T.Sauerbrun punts 46 yards to HST 39, Center-M.Leach. R.Swinton to DEN 44 for 17 yards (S.Brandon). (HST's #12 Banks (QB) and #32 Wells (RB) entered the game on this play.)

ROFL
They sound http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-Wrestling-3.jpg

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:40 PM
Nice throw by pLUMMER

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:41 PM
They sound http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-Wrestling-3.jpg
Think you can go a whole thread without posting one of those stupid pictures?

Reaper16
08-13-2005, 06:42 PM
They sound http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-Wrestling-3.jpg

You really are making use of the ol' random pics library today. :)

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 06:43 PM
Think you can go a whole thread without posting one of those stupid pictures?
Stupid to you. Art to others. :p

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:43 PM
30 yard catch by Lelie on a shit throw by Plummer.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:46 PM
Donks threatening inside the 10.

Reaper16
08-13-2005, 06:46 PM
30 yard catch by Lelie on a shit throw by Plummer.

Sunshine, meet dog's ass.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:47 PM
Stupid to you. Art to others. :p
What? No picture telling me I was

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:48 PM
Plummer tosses a 2 yard TD.

tk13
08-13-2005, 06:48 PM
I am completely lost watching the Colts game. Bills blocked a punt... Bills player picks it up, rolls into the endzone. Ball comes loose after he's well into the endzone, ground forced it... Colts player fell on it. Somehow, they called it a safety. Horrible call. The Colts then challenge the play, saying it should be a touchback because the guy had possession and fumbled into the endzone. So then the official goes and looks at the play, sees the guy had possession in the endzone, and changes the call to a touchdown. Colts lose a timeout. I'm not even sure you can legally do all those things, I don't know if you can be punished for challenging a play like that. These officials look completely lost though. I'm sure they'll be in Arrowhead week 1.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:49 PM
Donks have run the GOD DAMNED BOOTLEG at least 5 times.

morphius
08-13-2005, 06:51 PM
I am completely lost watching the Colts game. Bills blocked a punt... Bills player picks it up, rolls into the endzone. Ball comes loose after he's well into the endzone, ground forced it... Colts player fell on it. Somehow, they called it a safety. Horrible call. The Colts then challenge the play, saying it should be a touchback because the guy had possession and fumbled into the endzone. So then the official goes and looks at the play, sees the guy had possession in the endzone, and changes the call to a touchdown. Colts lose a timeout. I'm not even sure you can legally do all those things, I don't know if you can be punished for challenging a play like that. These officials look completely lost though. I'm sure they'll be in Arrowhead week 1.
Wow! I had to read that two and a half times just to get it, how funny.

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 06:52 PM
What? No picture telling me I was
now your getting into the spirit. http://www.forumspile.com/Win-Cookie.jpg

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:53 PM
Donks have run the GOD DAMNED BOOTLEG at least 5 times.
What did you expect? It's their bread and butter. It's the only thing they know how to do well.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:54 PM
now your getting into the spirit. http://www.forumspile.com/Win-Cookie.jpg
:shake: I see nuts in that cookie. Blech.

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 06:55 PM
What did you expect? It's their bread and butter. It's the only thing they know how to do well.

But this year DJ is gonna be waiting to lay out Plummer when he tries that chit.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:55 PM
These officials look completely lost though. I'm sure they'll be in Arrowhead week 1.
I don't care if you're not epileptic, Bite Your Tongue!!!

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:56 PM
Broncos rookie CB Darrent Williams looks good.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:56 PM
But this year DJ is gonna be waiting to lay out Plummer when he tries that chit.
That's a nice thought but all 11 guys have to be doing their job for that to happen or DJ will be toast.

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 06:56 PM
:shake: I see nuts in that cookie. Blech.
Just make a selction from these tasty choices. http://www.forumspile.com/Cookie-Loads.jpg

tk13
08-13-2005, 06:57 PM
Wow! I had to read that two and a half times just to get it, how funny.
I wrote it and I still don't understand it. All I know is the Bills somehow got 7 points out of it.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 06:57 PM
Just make a selction from these tasty choices. http://www.forumspile.com/Cookie-Loads.jpg
I just had some pudding and I'm full, but thanks. :p

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 06:58 PM
Broncos back with the ball. Bradlee Van Pelt in.

RICE in.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:00 PM
Van Pelt, 40 yard run lol

Halfcan
08-13-2005, 07:01 PM
Go chiefs

Halfcan
08-13-2005, 07:02 PM
know i know

Halfcan
08-13-2005, 07:02 PM
how you got

Halfcan
08-13-2005, 07:02 PM
so many post

Halfcan
08-13-2005, 07:03 PM
are you

Halfcan
08-13-2005, 07:03 PM
a bronco fan?

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 07:04 PM
so many post
Calling out GoChiefs...you will get (insert stupid pic here for me 4th and long)

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:05 PM
Shut up.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:06 PM
Donks 3rd and goal inside the 10.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 07:07 PM
Calling out GoChiefs...you will get (insert stupid pic here for me 4th and long)
I don't have a stupid picture for that particular occasion so I'll just choose a random pic instead. :D

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:08 PM
Rice drops a TD pass.

tk13
08-13-2005, 07:09 PM
Stupid to you. Art to others. :p

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:10 PM
10-7 Donks

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 07:10 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=45797&stc=1
ROFL ROFL ROFL

runnercyclist
08-13-2005, 07:10 PM
Make sure you watch this shit Gunther!

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 07:11 PM
I don't have a stupid picture for that particular occasion so I'll just choose a random pic instead. :DFriggin slacker! http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020807/175116__fasttimes_l.jpg
Get the lead out and there will be more like this http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/0205/goldenGlobes360/00001h.jpg

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:13 PM
Donks suck.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 07:13 PM
I can't trust anything that guy says. After all, he saved Brooke Shields from drowning and blew the reward money hiring Van Halen to play his birthday party. What a dumbass. :p

BigRedChief
08-13-2005, 07:16 PM
I can't trust anything that guy says. After all, he saved Brooke Shields from drowning and blew the reward money hiring Van Halen to play his birthday party. What a dumbass. :p

I've not watched that movie in soooo long. I think I'll make a trip to Blockbuster instead of amusing myself and pissing off others with "art". :)

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:17 PM
Dayne in. Gain of 3.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:19 PM
Rice makes the catch and uses his walker to get out of bounds.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:27 PM
10-7 Donks at the half.

Plummer 6/10 76 yards 1 TD

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 07:57 PM
I hate to say it, but 5'8 Darrent Williams is going to be a good player for Denver.

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 08:00 PM
Van Pelt is carrying the Broncos rushing attack.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 08:59 PM
TD Texans...20-14 with 1:52 left

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 09:06 PM
Ron Dayne is a preseason monster.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 09:06 PM
Dayne looks good.

Iowanian
08-13-2005, 09:10 PM
dayne looked good vs the Chiefs last preseason...and did nothing during the year.

how did the Browncows Dline hold up vs the run?

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 09:11 PM
dayne looked good vs the Chiefs last preseason...and did nothing during the year.

how did the Browncows Dline hold up vs the run?

Not well, at least the first stringers. But they didn't have Gerard Warren.

Iowanian
08-13-2005, 09:11 PM
HoW ABOUT Engleberger? He could be their best pickup...the rest...eh.

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 09:12 PM
Not well, at least the first stringers. But they didn't have Gerard Warren.

They were doing pretty poor against Davis until they held him to no gain for four downs on the 1 yard line. He went from 3 carries for 20 yards to 7 carries for 20 yards.

Iowanian
08-13-2005, 09:13 PM
I really can't wait to see Holmes and Johnson hang about 225yds on them.

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 09:13 PM
HoW ABOUT Engleberger? He could be their best pickup...the rest...eh.

He got a sack, but it was with six minutes left in the 3rd quarter.

4th and Long
08-13-2005, 09:15 PM
As a team, it looks like the Browncos D line gave up 100 yards rushing.

beer bacon
08-13-2005, 09:20 PM
As a team, it looks like the Browncos D line gave up 100 yards rushing.

Going by NFL.com's GameCenter Play by Play Houston had 11 carries for 46 yards against Denver's first string defense. That include carries by Davis, Wells, and a scramble by Carr.

Count Zarth
08-13-2005, 09:23 PM
Houston moved the ball at will for two series against Denver's first team defense apart from the goalline stand.

Of course they didn't have Warren or Bailey.

Mile High Mania
08-13-2005, 09:55 PM
You guys are spending way too much time breaking down preseason effectiveness...

Iowanian
08-13-2005, 10:05 PM
after the turd the Chiefs laid in Minnesota...we can't be too serious.

Though, I was just watching the discovery channel and saw a sea tortise pass clarett in the 40

kcjayhawks5
08-13-2005, 10:06 PM
i know but they love football

WolfDawg
08-13-2005, 10:39 PM
Not well, at least the first stringers. But they didn't have Gerard Warren.


no warren means their run D was beter than it will be when he's in.

morphius
08-13-2005, 10:48 PM
You guys are spending way too much time breaking down preseason effectiveness...
You're right, we should be talking about the Denver Indy playoff game instead...