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Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 06:59 PM
Got this in my email today...not poisonous, but who cares! They'll swallow your ass alive!

The photos below are from the ExxonMobile compound in Luanda, Angola,

Africa. You will notice from the insulators in the first photo this is

an electrified fence. I do not think you will wonder why they need an

electric fence.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5869/snake11zf.jpg

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/3356/snake26xh.jpg

Skip Towne
08-19-2005, 07:04 PM
That wasn't bloody at all.

MichaelH
08-19-2005, 07:05 PM
Which part of the snake is your ass in?

Dave Lane
08-19-2005, 07:05 PM
Looks like he swallowed Rain Man Good god Kevin is that you in there!

Dave

FloridaChief
08-19-2005, 07:08 PM
Which part of your ass is the snake in?

Corrected 4 U.

MichaelH
08-19-2005, 07:10 PM
Corrected 4 U.

I guess that works ROFL

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 07:12 PM
Which part of the snake is your ass in?

Heh.

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 07:13 PM
I'd like to be rich and have a few dozen of these roaming my property. That'd keep away ne'er do wells.

chiefs4me
08-19-2005, 07:13 PM
What good is the electric fence...:hmmm: seems to me, he went over it, under it, and now is gonna eat it...ROFL

JOhn
08-19-2005, 07:14 PM
umm that isn't a electrified fence :shake:

MichaelH
08-19-2005, 07:14 PM
Does it taste like chicken?

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 07:15 PM
I'm vaguely reminded of the scene in Jurassic Park with the T-Rex gripping the electric fence.

I wonder if the snake is strong enough to short out the fence. SNAKE SMASH!

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 07:16 PM
umm that isn't a electrified fence :shake:

You will notice from the insulators in the first photo this is

an electrified fence.

JOhn
08-19-2005, 07:19 PM
I see no insulators, and if you notice the Supposed "hot" wires are tied to a iron rod,with wire ties which would ground it out.

Sorry but it isn't electrified. :shake:

Skip Towne
08-19-2005, 07:19 PM
I'd like to be rich and have a few dozen of these roaming my property. That'd keep away ne'er do wells.
Coming from you that is really funny. A fat kid that lives with his parents looking down on ne'er do wells. I guess a ne'er do shit is better than a ne'er do well.

4th and Long
08-19-2005, 07:19 PM
What good is the electric fence...:hmmm: seems to me, he went over it, under it, and now is gonna eat it...ROFL
umm that isn't a electrified fence :shake:
I saw those pictures and an accompanying article a few months back and it is an electric fence. If memory serves, that's a rock python. It died biting the fence/trying to escape.

MichaelH
08-19-2005, 07:19 PM
My eyes are getting old but I don't see any insulators on the fence. Maybe the industrious nation of Angola has more advanced technology.

4th and Long
08-19-2005, 07:22 PM
Check it. http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-python.htm

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 07:23 PM
Coming from you that is really funny. A fat kid that lives with his parents looking down on ne'er do wells. I guess a ne'er do shit is better than a ne'er do well.

How would you like to end up as snake shit?

C-Mac
08-19-2005, 07:29 PM
I dont see any insulators :shrug:

stevieray
08-19-2005, 07:33 PM
Sweet Boots.

JOhn
08-19-2005, 07:36 PM
Now it makes sense when you have the whole Photo (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/fencesnake.asp)

mikey23545
08-19-2005, 07:37 PM
What the hell do you have about snakes?

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 07:38 PM
Now it makes sense when you have the whole Photo (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/fencesnake.asp)

What did I chop off?

Valiant
08-19-2005, 07:40 PM
I thought this was going to be another tommy lee and pam anderson joke...(anybody see the celebrity roast of pam anderson, funny shit)

Have seen thise pictures before, think big-boyz.com...

HolmeZz
08-19-2005, 07:43 PM
I take dumps bigger than that.

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 07:46 PM
I take dumps bigger than that.

Sounds like you need some of this:

http://www.kraftfoods.com/NR/rdonlyres/4987D2AE-9BAB-4DFA-9FC4-B23EF4151535/0/ch_postfruit_bran_peaches_p.jpg

ChiefsFire
08-19-2005, 07:49 PM
Got this in my email today...not poisonous, but who cares! They'll swallow your ass alive!



http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5869/snake11zf.jpg

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/3356/snake26xh.jpg
coming from you,I had money on this being a thread about trouser snakes...whodathunk

C-Mac
08-19-2005, 07:52 PM
What did I chop off?
The aforementioned insulators

chiefs4me
08-19-2005, 07:54 PM
How would you like to end up as snake shit?





ROFL....good freaking god, do you know how funny that sounds coming from you....like you could do anything to skip, I must say, you are a constant source of entertainment for me.....so keep it up.ROFL

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 07:56 PM
ROFL....good freaking god, do you know how funny that sounds coming from you....like you could do anything to skip, I must say, you are a constant source of entertainment for me.....so keep it up.ROFL

I'd throw you in a pit with two, so they can rip you apart in opposite directions.

chiefs4me
08-19-2005, 08:26 PM
I'd throw you in a pit with two, so they can rip you apart in opposite directions.



ROFL.....you freaking sicko

kcjayhawks5
08-19-2005, 09:35 PM
look at the teeth on that thing

ChiefsFire
08-19-2005, 09:39 PM
look at the teeth on that thing


now be nice,your talkin about gochiefs date for the evening

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 09:42 PM
now be nice,your talkin about gochiefs date for the evening

MY DATE IS DEAD YOU ASSHOLE! :cuss:

ChiefsFire
08-19-2005, 09:46 PM
MY DATE IS DEAD YOU ASSHOLE! :cuss:
hey,ya might get ta second base then

Halfcan
08-19-2005, 10:04 PM
It reminds of the pics that went around a few years back of the migrant worker who disapeared in Bolivia. Evidently he decided to nap under a tree and was eaton alive. They cut the snake open and it was the sickest thing I ever saw. The guy was just crushed into spam. Those teeth are razor sharp and are like fish hooks. Once it gets a grip on something there is only one way to go.

Prince22
08-19-2005, 10:25 PM
I found it for ya. Don't scroll down if you have a weak stomach.

http://www.weirdralph.com/funstuff/images/snake01.jpg

http://www.weirdralph.com/funstuff/images/snake02.jpg

http://www.weirdralph.com/funstuff/images/snake03.jpg

Prince22
08-19-2005, 10:26 PM
That's why you don't sleep on the job.

Douche Baggins
08-19-2005, 10:36 PM
Your pics don't show up.

Prince22
08-19-2005, 10:41 PM
here's a link http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/snakesnack.htm

Halfcan
08-19-2005, 11:23 PM
Prince that is the one. That is some sick stuff, I thought there was another showing his face-just crushed.
Speaking of sick crap-did you happen to hear the audio of the couple eaten alive by a Grizzly in Alaska recently. He was documenting the bears up there when a 20 year old male, ate them both while the camera rolled. The cap was on but the audio was unbelievable. It was just featured on 20/20. They pulled the tape pretty quick after it was released to protect the family, but I bet someone on here has it.

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08-19-2005, 11:23 PM
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Prince22
08-19-2005, 11:43 PM
Prince that is the one. That is some sick stuff, I thought there was another showing his face-just crushed.
Speaking of sick crap-did you happen to hear the audio of the couple eaten alive by a Grizzly in Alaska recently. He was documenting the bears up there when a 20 year old male, ate them both while the camera rolled. The cap was on but the audio was unbelievable. It was just featured on 20/20. They pulled the tape pretty quick after it was released to protect the family, but I bet someone on here has it.

I tried to google it but I did't see any audio. I never heard of that story until now. What exactly are these people thinking anyway.

Halfcan
08-19-2005, 11:48 PM
He called himself Grizzley man and was making a film about living among the bears. His fiance had just flew in to join him when they were attacked. The pilot came back after a few days and found the bear chewing the rib cage of the dude. It was a pretty graphic recording. I feel bad for the families-thank God the never heard that. It went on for like 5 minutes.