View Full Version : Open YOUR misfortune cookie... HILARIOUS!

Fire Me Boy!
08-20-2005, 02:16 AM

Fire Me Boy!
08-20-2005, 02:17 AM
Mine: Your daughter will do porn.

Fire Me Boy!
08-20-2005, 02:29 AM
DO IT! :cuss:

08-20-2005, 02:45 AM
I will not age gracefully.

I clicked on it again, and it said I will get gangraped in prison.

Then, If at first I don't succeed, no one will be surprised.

And finally, Everyone is laughing at me behind my back.

08-20-2005, 04:36 AM
"Your mom told you she would love you forever. Guess what? She lied."

Fire Me Boy!
08-20-2005, 04:41 AM
Your death will be horrible. And no one will cry.

Armageddon is coming and you caused it.

She was really a man.

A hideous death with much pain will come soon.

It's going to burn when you pee.

That lump is cancer.

You will die in a flaming car accident.

He's not really your father.

She was only 17, and she told her dad.

They know. They all know.

These things crack me up!

Bob Dole
08-20-2005, 05:53 AM
It really will make you go blind.

08-20-2005, 08:19 AM
Heh. This remind me of a fortune I got a couple weeks ago. You all know the "....in bed" thing, where you add that to the end of a fortune, and everyone giggles.

Well, here was my fortune.

"Behind every able man is willing able men."

In bed.

08-20-2005, 08:42 AM
In church one sunday: Your toddler son will say in the middle of a prayer: Dad, you farted!!!!

08-20-2005, 08:43 AM
It says "Lock your door and never leave the house again."

Hmm... not a bad idea. :hmmm:

08-20-2005, 08:49 AM
A hideous death with much pain will come soon!