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JimNasium
08-20-2005, 05:11 PM
Which option best describes your preference?


Poll forthcoming so don't even think about posting some smartazz comment.

Rain Man
08-20-2005, 05:15 PM
Are we talking about looking, or are we talking about copulating?

JimNasium
08-20-2005, 05:16 PM
Are we talking about looking, or are we talking about copulating?
Yes.

Rain Man
08-20-2005, 05:17 PM
Okay. I guess if I like to look at it, I probably also like to copulate with it.

BigMeatballDave
08-20-2005, 05:18 PM
Okay. I guess if I like to look at it, I probably also like to copulate with it.
ROFL

4th and Long
08-20-2005, 05:18 PM
Hey look! A Body part thread and Donger isn't the thread starter!

jiveturkey
08-20-2005, 05:20 PM
Tits and Ass is good but puzz trumps all when it's included in the poll.

tk13
08-20-2005, 05:21 PM
Okay. I guess if I like to look at it, I probably also like to copulate with it.
You like copulating with your TV during football games?

Mr. Kotter
08-20-2005, 05:22 PM
I didn't see, a "I dig a great personality" option. :(

:p

keg in kc
08-20-2005, 05:25 PM
Ass, legs and breasts are all important to me, although I lean towards the athletic, smaller-chested variety.

Rain Man
08-20-2005, 05:25 PM
You like copulating with your TV during football games?

Hey, do I judge YOU on YOUR personal life?

Rain Man
08-20-2005, 05:26 PM
I didn't see, a "I dig a great personality" option. :(

:p

We can't copulate with a personality.

keg in kc
08-20-2005, 05:27 PM
I'm trying to work up a "picture in picture" joke with the football game/TV comment, but I'm off my game tonight.

tk13
08-20-2005, 05:28 PM
We can't copulate with a personality.
That's not true, if you copulated with Kotter you'd be doing it with over 75 personalities.

jiveturkey
08-20-2005, 05:31 PM
Ass, legs and breasts are all important to me, although I lean towards the athletic, smaller-chested variety.Fag. :p

NTTAWWT

keg in kc
08-20-2005, 05:35 PM
Oh, thanks for reminding me, jive. I forgot to put "penis" on there. Being a fag and all.

jiveturkey
08-20-2005, 05:37 PM
Oh, thanks for reminding me, jive. I forgot to put "penis" on there. Being a Rump Ranger and all.Gotcha.

I dig a toned body that can bend but I also don't mind some basketball sized fake titties thrown in for good measure.

keg in kc
08-20-2005, 05:39 PM
I don't mind a nip and a tuck here so they don't sag, but I don't really get into the pornstar/stripper balloon tits.

But I would take that over big heavy hangers, probably.

Baby Lee
08-20-2005, 05:41 PM
It varies from woman to woman. I'm a sucker for the outstanding feature. A great ass is great legs is a great stomach is great tits, so long as the rest is up to snuff.
For example, Gwen Stefani's stellar legs and stomach make the lack of bewbies a non-issue.
However, I've never seen a pair of bewbs that could overcome a body that's a mess [probably too many big chested heffers on my mom's side of the family].
If I'm a sucker for anything though, it's a petite gal who either gets my humor or is funnier than I am. Think Amy Poeller, or Leah Remini before she got bigger than Kevin James.

Oh, an whatever it is, real is better than fake.

JimNasium
08-20-2005, 05:44 PM
I don't mind a nip and a tuck here so they don't sag, but I don't really get into the pornstar/stripper balloon tits.

But I would take that over big heavy hangers, probably.Fakes are not all they're cracked up to be. I'll take a nice set of naturals any day.

keg in kc
08-20-2005, 05:47 PM
I'll take a nice set of naturals any day.Ditto.

I was just going with the worst case scenario. If it's a fat hag with big saggy tits versus a pornstar with balloons, I'll take the pornstar.

Bob Dole
08-20-2005, 05:50 PM
Bob Dole prefers a spinner.

SNR
08-20-2005, 05:50 PM
Puzzy.

But you know what? I'm not afraid to admit I enjoy a good foot as well.

JimNasium
08-20-2005, 05:51 PM
Bob Dole prefers a spinner.
Into meth-hos eh?

keg in kc
08-20-2005, 05:52 PM
But you know what? I'm not afraid to admit I enjoy a good foot as well.Well, that could be taken a couple of ways. Like...some people use preparation h, but you opt for tough-actin' tinactin?

SNR
08-20-2005, 05:54 PM
Well, that could be taken a couple of ways. Like...some people use preparation h, but you opt for tough-actin' tinactin?I don't get it

Bob Dole
08-20-2005, 05:55 PM
Into meth-hos eh?

Ummm...no.

Contrary to popular belief, all petite women are not meth hos.

Frazod
08-20-2005, 05:55 PM
Give me the boobage! :thumb:

keg in kc
08-20-2005, 05:55 PM
I don't get itSure you don't.

listopencil
08-20-2005, 06:00 PM
All. I want all of her. Every last little bit. Yum.

Baby Lee
08-20-2005, 06:04 PM
Ditto.

I was just going with the worst case scenario. If it's a fat hag with big saggy tits versus a pornstar with balloons, I'll take the pornstar.
I dunno, a fat hag who's otherwise a sweetie would win every day and twice on Sunday over a pornstar with that perpetual "where's my coke" glaze to her eyes.

I like them petite and athletic, but vacuous and stretched beyond imagination is the worst of the lot.

Bob Dole
08-20-2005, 06:05 PM
I dunno, a fat hag who's otherwise a sweetie would win every day and twice on Sunday over a pornstar with that perpetual "where's my coke" glaze to her eyes.

I like them petite and athletic, but vacuous and stretched beyond imagination is the worst of the lot.
,,

You're supposed to hook up with the ones that <i>have</i> the coke.

chefsos
08-20-2005, 06:06 PM
A woman's legs. :drool: A great pair of 'em is nice and long but not cartoonishly so, some muscle in those hams (love a nice curve back there), NO DAMN TATTOOS!

Another good thing about legs is, you get tired of playing with 'em, you just follow 'em north and you get to The Promised Land.

Baby Lee
08-20-2005, 06:16 PM
Hello - commatard on the loose.

You're supposed to hook up with the ones that <i>have</i> the coke.
I just get so skeeved out when we're hanging out at the hot spots, and the middle-aged Guido comes in with his arm candy that looks like so much leather stretched over a skeleton.
I guess, at it's base, for me beauty is about making it look effortless. Take Jessica Simpson. For me, she looks hotter watching TV in sweats than she does on some red carpet with raccoon eyes, a spray-on tan and hair like some elaborate, mile-high spun-sugar confection convention prize-winner.

Bob Dole
08-20-2005, 06:18 PM
I just get so skeeved out when we're hanging out at the hot spots, and the middle-aged Guido comes in with his arm candy that looks like so much leather stretched over a skeleton.
I guess, at it's base, for me beauty is about making it look effortless. Take Jessica Simpson. For me, she looks hotter watching TV in sweats than she does on some red carpet with raccoon eyes, a spray-on tan and hair like some elaborate, mile-high spun-sugar confection convention prize-winner.

Bob Dole doesn't appreciate being called "Guido."

Baby Lee
08-20-2005, 06:21 PM
Bob Dole doesn't appreciate being called "Guido."
Then wear a shirt under your suit jacket. ROFL

keg in kc
08-21-2005, 09:52 AM
I dunno, a fat hag who's otherwise a sweetie would win every day and twice on Sunday over a pornstar with that perpetual "where's my coke" glaze to her eyes.

I like them petite and athletic, but vacuous and stretched beyond imagination is the worst of the lot.We're talking about dirty sex here, or at least I was, and as far as I'm concerned there's absolutely nothing attractive about a fat chick. "Sweetie" or not. Personality just doesn't matter if there's flab. About the only thing that could turn me off as much and as fast as a chubette is a chain-smoker. Although porn star look/tits are close, I'll admit. But if it's either/or, I go with the professional over Jenny Craig. Fat chicks are disgusting.

Count Zarth
08-21-2005, 09:53 AM
Boobs.

Mr. Laz
08-21-2005, 10:09 AM
to quote howie "I luv boobies, I luv Boobies" :D

Frankie
08-21-2005, 10:20 AM
I refuse to vote in this poll, because you left out 3 of the potentially sexiest parts of a woman out.

1- Neck
2- Skin
And last but not least (drum-roll please....):
3- Depth of character. I don't find bimbos sexy.

Baby Lee
08-21-2005, 10:30 AM
We're talking about dirty sex here, or at least I was, and as far as I'm concerned there's absolutely nothing attractive about a fat chick. "Sweetie" or not. Personality just doesn't matter if there's flab. About the only thing that could turn me off as much and as fast as a chubette is a chain-smoker. Although porn star look/tits are close, I'll admit. But if it's either/or, I go with the professional over Jenny Craig. Fat chicks are disgusting.
The poll is about preference, which I read as attractiveness. And, particularly when it comes to overprocessed, fake tanned, skeletons, personality, even with 'flab' is gonna win out.

Mr. Kotter
08-21-2005, 10:36 AM
I refuse to vote in this poll, because you left out 3 of the potentially sexiest parts of a woman out.

1- Neck
2- Skin
And last but not least (drum-roll please....):
3- Depth of character. I don't find bimbos sexy.

Harvy Williams and Marvin Minnis must have given you a woody then....heh.

Bowser
08-21-2005, 10:45 AM
Big fan of the boob-bay, here.

DJay23
08-21-2005, 10:51 AM
It varies from woman to woman. I'm a sucker for the outstanding feature. A great ass is great legs is a great stomach is great tits, so long as the rest is up to snuff.
For example, Gwen Stefani's stellar legs and stomach make the lack of bewbies a non-issue.
However, I've never seen a pair of bewbs that could overcome a body that's a mess [probably too many big chested heffers on my mom's side of the family].
If I'm a sucker for anything though, it's a petite gal who either gets my humor or is funnier than I am. Think Amy Poeller, or Leah Remini before she got bigger than Kevin James.

Oh, an whatever it is, real is better than fake.
This is pretty much my philosophy. If the ass is nice, there is a good chance that most of the rest of her body will be too including legs and abdominal region. However, if the tits are big, that does not mean the rest will be of similar desirability. When pushed to choose, I'll go with a smaller ass and smaller chest than big chest and bigger ass.

Now if you can find one with a tight ass, nice legs, and big boobses, well that's what you call the jackpot.

Katipan
08-21-2005, 10:54 AM
A pornstar with the coke glaze fits a lot better into the seats at Arrowhead.

Thats whats really important.

Rausch
08-21-2005, 10:54 AM
Eyes...

eff the donkeys
08-21-2005, 10:58 AM
We're talking about dirty sex here, or at least I was, and as far as I'm concerned there's absolutely nothing attractive about a fat chick. "Sweetie" or not. Personality just doesn't matter if there's flab. About the only thing that could turn me off as much and as fast as a chubette is a chain-smoker. Although porn star look/tits are close, I'll admit. But if it's either/or, I go with the professional over Jenny Craig. Fat chicks are disgusting.
What's dirtier than a nice bit o' hoggin? Those chicks work for it, man. Never gone home dissatisfied. Embarassed, maybe, but never dissatisfied.

Baby Lee
08-21-2005, 11:07 AM
What's dirtier than a nice bit o' hoggin? Those chicks work for it, man. Never gone home dissatisfied. Embarassed, maybe, but never dissatisfied.
Slap the thigh and ride the wave in!!!

chagrin
08-21-2005, 11:17 AM
ahh, Bend 'em over they all look like their mothers

Baby Lee
08-21-2005, 11:19 AM
ahh, Bend 'em over they all look like their mothers
Awwww-Rigghhhttt!!!

did I mention that your avatar cracks me up with regularity, especially on sex threads?

chagrin
08-21-2005, 11:30 AM
Giggitty! Giggitty! Giggitty!


http://scd.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/698675097

keg in kc
08-21-2005, 11:35 AM
The poll is about preference, which I read as attractiveness. And, particularly when it comes to overprocessed, fake tanned, skeletons, personality, even with 'flab' is gonna win out.Flab will never, ever win out for me.

And I'll reiterate for the two thousand seventy-fifth time, this is a worst case scenario. I'm not saying I like "overprocessed, fake tanned skeletons". I'm saying that, to me, they're slightly less disgusting than "full figured" women. But still disgusting.

Truth be told, I won't have anything to do with either class of woman. They're both f*cked up in ways that make me not at all interested.

luv
08-21-2005, 12:20 PM
I hear us fat chicks give better head. Why? Because we have to. Gotta make up for being so 'disgusting'.

Rausch
08-21-2005, 12:24 PM
I hear us fat chicks give better head. Why? Because we have to. Gotta make up for being so 'disgusting'.

Since you're the one that said it I don't feel uncomfortable agreeing with the statement... :)

4th and Long
08-21-2005, 12:26 PM
I hear us fat chicks give better head. Why? Because we have to. Gotta make up for being so 'disgusting'.
I've heard that as well. I've also heard they are more accustomed to doing kinky things in sack because they never get laid and appreciate it more. Any truth to that rumor?

luv
08-21-2005, 12:28 PM
I've heard that as well. I've also heard they are more accustomed to doing kinky things in sack because they never get laid and appreciate it more. Any truth to that rumor?
I could see there being truth to it. But there's only so many kinky things we can do being fat and disgusting, ya know.

luv
08-21-2005, 12:29 PM
Since you're the one that said it I don't feel uncomfortable agreeing with the statement... :)
Yeah, like you wouldn't have agreed if someone else had said it... :p

Rausch
08-21-2005, 12:30 PM
I could see there being truth to it. But there's only so many kinky things we can do being fat and disgusting, ya know.

Same can be said for chix with no chest. And prudes...

4th and Long
08-21-2005, 12:31 PM
I could see there being truth to it. But there's only so many kinky things we can do being fat and disgusting, ya know.
I'm going to give you some big ol' fat and disgusting neg rep if you don't knock that off! :cuss:
Now ... about those kinky things you were talking about. Is there some sort of list you could post for those of us who are not in the know? :p

luv
08-21-2005, 12:33 PM
Same can be said for chix with no chest. And prudes...
Ahhh, but chicks with no chests get more play, so they don't have the "need" to be kinky.

keg in kc
08-21-2005, 12:33 PM
Hey, just because I think fat's disgusting doesn't mean that everybody does. People all have different tastes, and I'm sure what I find attractive many others don't. That's what makes us individuals.

Hell, I happen to think my own fat's pretty disgusting.

Count Zarth
08-21-2005, 12:34 PM
For sure. ENDelt loves fat chicks.

Mr. Kotter
08-21-2005, 12:34 PM
I could see there being truth to it. But there's only so many kinky things we can do being fat and disgusting, ya know.

B.S......unless we are talking more than 25 lbs over-weight, many "vuluptuous" types can carry the weight pretty well....AND be better in the sack.

You might as well whack off to porn, if you are getting a bean pole/anorexic/fleshbag full of bones type--especially if they lack a brain or personality.

At least that's what ENDelt told me. ;)

Mr. Kotter
08-21-2005, 12:35 PM
Hey, just because I think fat's disgusting doesn't mean that everybody does. People all have different tastes, and I'm sure what I find attractive many others don't. That's what makes us individuals.

Hell, I happen to think my own fat's pretty disgusting.

Fat? What qualifies as "fat?" :hmmm:

luv
08-21-2005, 12:36 PM
I'm going to give you some big ol' fat and disgusting neg rep if you don't knock that off! :cuss:
:p

Now ... about those kinky things you were talking about. Is there some sort of list you could post for those of us who are not in the know? :p
Nope, I'm rather inexperienced. Do fat chicks lack creativity as well? I was hoping to maybe get some creative suggestions. ROFL

4th and Long
08-21-2005, 12:37 PM
Give me a gal with some meat on her bones. The last thing I need to see during sex is anorexic type ribs screaming to get through the skin. :shake: Oh! And bony asses suck too. Nothin' worse than a bony ass. Leaves a guy sore for days.

morphius
08-21-2005, 12:38 PM
Breast guy. Large is nice, but the most important thing is nice shape and nice nipples. But that you can't tell till you get them naked.

Of course in HS I ended up choosing the leg and ass girl, and thats who I married.

Mr. Kotter
08-21-2005, 12:39 PM
...Nothin' worse than a bony ass. Leaves a guy sore for days.

No sh*t.... :shake:

4th and Long
08-21-2005, 12:40 PM
Nope, I'm rather inexperienced. Do fat chicks lack creativity as well? I was hoping to maybe get some creative suggestions. ROFL
I can give you some ideas but first, you must be willing to agree to use this.
http://www.safesense.com/media/pa_astroglide_35_detail.jpg

keg in kc
08-21-2005, 12:42 PM
Fat? What qualifies as "fat?" Well, when I say "fat" I'm talking in terms of obesity. I can deal with a couple extra pounds, whether I'm talking about myself or about someone else. I'm still fat, for instance, but there's a difference between my 6', 250 of a couple years ago and today's 6', 205. Still not good, but there's a difference. I'll probably stop referring to myself as fat the moment I hit 190 in a few months.

4th and Long
08-21-2005, 12:42 PM
No sh*t.... :shake:
Tell me about it. Nothin worse than doin' the doggy with a bony ass woman. It's like being hit with a pair of bricks. Doesn't always hurt right away but it damn sure hurts like hell later on.

luv
08-21-2005, 12:43 PM
I can give you some ideas but first, you must be willing to agree to use this.
http://www.safesense.com/media/pa_astroglide_35_detail.jpg
ROFL

Okay, I'm done hijacking the thread, get back to your voting and posting guys. I'm leaving you alone.

Nzoner
08-21-2005, 12:44 PM
In the words of Jo Bob from North Dallas Forty,"I love your legs. They got your feet at one end, and your puzzy at the other, and I wanna fock you."

4th and Long
08-21-2005, 12:44 PM
ROFL

Okay, I'm done hijacking the thread, get back to your voting and posting guys. I'm leaving you alone.
Damn. And just when it was starting to get good too ... :p

Rausch
08-21-2005, 12:48 PM
Breast guy. Large is nice, but the most important thing is nice shape and nice nipples. But that you can't tell till you get them naked.

Of course in HS I ended up choosing the leg and ass girl, and thats who I married.

And who'll divorce yer' azz when she reads this post... :)

Mr. Kotter
08-21-2005, 12:50 PM
Well, when I say "fat" I'm talking in terms of obesity. I can deal with a couple extra pounds, whether I'm talking about myself or about someone else. I'm still fat, for instance, but there's a difference between my 6', 250 of a couple years ago and today's 6', 205. Still not good, but there's a difference. I'll probably stop referring to myself as fat the moment I hit 190 in a few months.

I agree; I just don't think of 15-20 "extra" pounds on a woman of average build a turn-off. I find some of the crap passed off as "hot" much more revolting, when we are talking no meat on their bones....JMHO.

morphius
08-21-2005, 12:50 PM
And who'll divorce yer' azz when she reads this post... :)
She already knows, LOL!

4th and Long
08-21-2005, 12:52 PM
And who'll divorce yer' azz when she reads this post... :)
ROFL
Time for someone to spring for that boob job she's always wanted. ROFL

keg in kc
08-21-2005, 12:52 PM
I agree; I just don't think of 10-20 pounds on a woman of average build revolting. I find some of the crap passed off as "hot" much more revolting, when we are talking no meat on their bones....JMHO.Oh, I'm not into the starving model build. I go for athletic, not scrawny and malnourished looking. And not no-chest. B-cup or C-cup is just about right.

Not that it really matters at this point, I'm still off the market for a while.

Over-Head
08-21-2005, 01:28 PM
Prior to my meeting my current better half, (who managed to tame a beast like me) I only had two criteria.
1) Must have a pulse
2) Not too heavy to drag
Anything in those two categories worked.
I was the “Original Road Slut” when I was a long haul trucker, Got a few hotties, got a few nasty surprises when the sun came up the next morning as well. :eek:

keg in kc
08-21-2005, 01:30 PM
I was the “Original Road Slut” when I was a long haul trucker, Got a few hotties, got a few nasty surprises when the sun came up the next morning as well. Five o'clock shadow and adams apple more apparent by daylight?

Frankie
08-21-2005, 06:03 PM
Five o'clock shadow and adams apple more apparent by daylight?
ROFL

Rain Man
08-21-2005, 06:06 PM
Got a few hotties, got a few nasty surprises when the sun came up the next morning as well. :eek:

I'm afraid to ask, but is that how Rule #2 came about?

chagrin
08-21-2005, 06:24 PM
Pulse is optional...

Giggitty Giggitty Giggitty!!!!

(walks into a room with a woman strapped into a chair)
"Dear diary, jackpot!"
Glen Quagmire

Over-Head
08-21-2005, 06:56 PM
Five o'clock shadow and adams apple more apparent by daylight?
I figured rule #3 "NO beaver's with leavers was kinda self assumed.
BUT, you are an "open minded bunch" who might explore those possibalities, I myself never did. :shake:

DaKCMan AP
08-21-2005, 07:27 PM
Everyone likes t&a, but I really dig nice abs on a chick. Not too muscular, but a flat, tight stomach.

something like this:

http://manueldark.faithweb.com/images/jessica_simpson_-_blanco.jpg

or this:

http://www.larissameek.com/ezgallery/upload/modeling/larissa_bikini18.jpg

joesomebody
08-21-2005, 08:58 PM
I like a girl with a tight stomach... belly shirts are the work of gods.

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-21-2005, 09:47 PM
skinny girls are great, but not much can beat a girl with some meat on her bones

Miles
08-21-2005, 09:55 PM
Tall chicks with great legs.

Goapics1
08-22-2005, 06:59 AM
Ass man, all the way.

RedNFeisty
08-22-2005, 09:32 AM
Legs and ass baby!! The rest can be taken care of with enough money!

greg63
08-22-2005, 10:15 AM
I didn't see, a "I dig a great personality" option. :(

:p

Your basic he-man, sexist pig could care less about personality.:p

jidar1
08-22-2005, 10:18 AM
I like my women soft and curvey with tig ol bitties, and if you ask me there is nothing like a couple of hands full of soft mammary.

Remember folks, everything else will go with time but the chest pillows will be there until you're both too wrinkled to care.

Goapics1
08-22-2005, 11:11 AM
Legs and ass baby!! The rest can be taken care of with enough money!
With enough money? How can a poo see be taken care of with $$$$$$$?

Frankie
08-22-2005, 11:33 AM
Legs and ass baby!! The rest can be taken care of with enough money!
OK you "sexist He-man" you. :p

ChiTown
08-22-2005, 11:51 AM
I like pie.