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SNR
08-21-2005, 11:43 PM
IMO

oaklandhater
08-21-2005, 11:46 PM
woot at least no one said my name :)

Halfcan
08-21-2005, 11:57 PM
Wow my very own thread-maybe it will make the Hall of Shame. Thanks SNR!!!

Dick Bull
08-21-2005, 11:59 PM
Wow my very own thread-maybe it will make the Hall of Shame. Thanks SNR!!!


the real question is "your can, is it half empty or half full"

Ari Chi3fs
08-22-2005, 12:00 AM
someone bust out a limerick.

luv
08-22-2005, 12:02 AM
someone bust out a limerick.
Why? Is he Irish?

Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:13 AM
someone bust out a limerick.



Preferably about my appendage...

Dick Bull
08-22-2005, 12:18 AM
someone bust out a limerick.


there once was a noob named halfcan,
whom the doctor required a brainscan.
It came back all clear,
Because the doctor was hurried and needed a beer.
he died and that's the end of halfcan




Kinda dark and mysterious, eh.

Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:19 AM
there once was a noob named halfcan,
whom the doctor required a brainscan.
It came back all clear,
Because the doctor was hurried and needed a beer.
he died and that's the end of halfcan




Kinda dark and mysterious, eh.



Where's the part where he's fascinated with my penial sensory unit?

Dick Bull
08-22-2005, 12:24 AM
Where's the part where he's fascinated with my penial sensory unit?


what your mouth?


:)

tk13
08-22-2005, 12:31 AM
There once was a noob named Halfcan
Who took it from Taco in the rear fan
He screamed like a girl
As Taco's unit unfurled
In the back of an old Chevy van

tk13
08-22-2005, 12:32 AM
There once was a noob named Halfcan
Who took it from Taco in the rear fan
He screamed like a girl
As Taco's unit unfurled
In the back of an old Chevy van
Oh yeah, I forgot.

FAX THE AROUSED

Halfcan
08-22-2005, 12:32 AM
Omg and people thought my sarcasm on CE was a pathetic try at humor. Hey this thread might end up making the Hall if we can just keep it going for a few more weeks. Thanks again SNR I go from an obscure smartazz to the king of the shit heap. The name Halfcan will live forever now-lol

And no I am not Irish but drink like sometimes.

Mecca
08-22-2005, 12:33 AM
There once was a noob named Halfcan
Who took it from Taco in the rear fan
He screamed like a girl
As Taco's unit unfurled
In the back of an old Chevy van

Whoa that was funny and creepy at the same time..........

Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:36 AM
what your mouth?


:)



BURN!
http://www.that70sshow.com/syndication/fotohut/kelso/KELSO_09.jpg

Dick Bull
08-22-2005, 12:38 AM
Omg and people thought my sarcasm on CE was a pathetic try at humor. Hey this thread might end up making the Hall if we can just keep it going for a few more weeks. Thanks again SNR I go from an obscure smartazz to the king of the shit heap. The name Halfcan will live forever now-lol

And no I am not Irish but drink like sometimes.

You got a lot to learn about forever on CP...

Halfcan
08-22-2005, 12:42 AM
Your right, tonight I learned how to make salsa.

SNR
08-22-2005, 12:43 AM
Omg and people thought my sarcasm on CE was a pathetic try at humor. Hey this thread might end up making the Hall if we can just keep it going for a few more weeks. Thanks again SNR I go from an obscure smartazz to the king of the shit heap. The name Halfcan will live forever now-lol

And no I am not Irish but drink like sometimes.I'm basically the guy who made FAX leave. Just keep a thick skin and don't post retarded limericks and you'll be fine

Halfcan
08-22-2005, 12:52 AM
Even though you are dogging on me I still like the Shanahan pic-dang I hate that guy. He does look like a rat.
Oh and I didn't post a retarded limerick I posted the retarded CE thread making fun of the retarded Bogart thread.

And who is this Fax guy and why did he make a hasty exit with your boot in his azz.

SNR
08-22-2005, 12:58 AM
Even though you are dogging on me I still like the Shanahan pic-dang I hate that guy. He does look like a rat.
Oh and I didn't post a retarded limerick I posted the retarded CE thread making fun of the retarded Bogart thread.

And who is this Fax guy and why did he make a hasty exit with your boot in his azz.http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105560&page=1&pp=20

Taco John
08-22-2005, 01:01 AM
I'm basically the guy who made FAX leave. Just keep a thick skin and don't post retarded limericks and you'll be fine



REGULATORS!

tk13
08-22-2005, 01:02 AM
Don't mess with SNR. He likes to play with his organ.

SNR
08-22-2005, 01:05 AM
Don't mess with SNR. He likes to play with his organ.SNR THE PROUD <--- don't do this shit either

Halfcan
08-22-2005, 01:10 AM
Funny thread, but why did the guy leave-because he couldn't post limericks anymore? I guess my experimental poetry is out then.

Taco John
08-22-2005, 01:10 AM
SNR THE PROUD <--- don't do this shit either



Oh man! That's the worst!

tk13
08-22-2005, 01:22 AM
SNR THE PROUD <--- don't do this shit either
There once was a man from Dakota
Who wrote songs about Manny Mota
He played with his organ
Drunk on Captain Morgan
Let's ship him off to Minnesota

FAX THE DESTROYER OF PUNKS FROM THE GREAT PLAINS

SNR
08-22-2005, 01:23 AM
Oh man! That's the worst!You had the best line ever in one of those threads. Something like, "I made a limerick about your poop. Oh wait, no I didn't"

SNR
08-22-2005, 01:25 AM
There once was a man from Dakota
Who wrote songs about Manny Mota
He played with his organ
Drunk on Captain Morgan
Let's ship him off to Minnesota

FAX THE DESTROYER OF PUNKS FROM THE GREAT PLAINSI made a limerick about your poop.

Oh wait, no I didn't. (copyright Taco John 2004)

Braincase
08-22-2005, 05:45 AM
Can we bring back FAX and permanently remove the concept and history of Ghostof and Redrum?

Douche Baggins
08-22-2005, 05:54 AM
Can we bring back FAX and permanently remove the concept and history of Ghostof and Redrum?

Please, please let them take onescrewleftuntwisted with them.

Wile_E_Coyote
08-22-2005, 06:47 AM
the skoal & pink squirrels have eaten his brains

BigRedChief
08-22-2005, 07:41 AM
the skoal & pink squirrels have eaten his brians

Is this cross thread humor? What did I miss?

Wile_E_Coyote
08-22-2005, 07:45 AM
Is this cross thread humor? What did I miss?

I have always wanted to use the "have squirrels ate your brains?"
throw in the Todd Collins thug thread & Halfcans' Is Eastwood gay thread. You end up with a mess like that.