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Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:15 AM
This is where the scandal is folks. Nothing is too wierd in the world of J Diddy Combs.

Monkey sex? We got it.

Midget sex? We got it too.

Midget monkey sex? The sky is the limit.

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:19 AM
Suddenly I see a video of "monkey midgets gone wild" floating around the web....

Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:20 AM
Gochiefs has that on torrent if you'd like to grab it...

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:21 AM
Gochiefs has that on torrent if you'd like to grab it...

I'm trying to cut back....

Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:22 AM
Seems like you'll have plenty of time for it...

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:23 AM
Seems like you'll have plenty of time for it...

Is that what you like to do in your spare time?....

Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:25 AM
Is that what you like to do in your spare time?....



Whoah! I'm not into midgets man...

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:26 AM
Whoah! I'm not into midgets man...

Have you ever seen them riding a bike? That's cool....

luv
08-22-2005, 12:27 AM
Whoah! I'm not into midgets man...
Just monkeys?

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:28 AM
Just monkeys?

Don't hate on the monkeys...


:banghead:

luv
08-22-2005, 12:29 AM
Don't hate on the monkeys...


:banghead:
Well, he said he wasn't into midgets. That only left the monkeys.

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:30 AM
Well, he said he wasn't into midgets. That only left the monkeys.

I reiterate, don't hate on the monkeys....

Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:34 AM
Put the monkey down, and step away from the cage!

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:36 AM
Put the monkey down, and step away from the cage!

Fug that, I paid for it and I'm a gonna get it.

luv
08-22-2005, 12:36 AM
Put the monkey down, and step away from the cage!
I think the big one in the corner likes him.

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:37 AM
I think the big one in the corner likes him.

I am the big one in the corner.

Taco John
08-22-2005, 12:39 AM
This thread is proof that the unauthorized stuff outsells the authorized stuff every time!

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:40 AM
This thread is proof that the unauthorized stuff outsells the authorized stuff every time!

yep it's exciting and dangerous.

(I think it's cuz you mentioned monkeys and midgets in the opener)

Den9899
08-22-2005, 12:40 AM
Instant Messenger anyone?

luv
08-22-2005, 12:41 AM
Instant Messenger anyone?
:spock:

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:42 AM
Instant Messenger anyone?

Nope, but in an instant an idiot appeared.

luv
08-22-2005, 12:43 AM
Nope, but in an instant an idiot appeared.
I hope you're nor referring to me. :cuss:

Den9899
08-22-2005, 12:43 AM
Nope, but in an instant an idiot appeared.

luv2right doesn't deserve to be talked to like that.
:shake: :harumph:

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:44 AM
I hope you're nor referring to me. :cuss:

Nope, you're my buddy.

luv
08-22-2005, 12:45 AM
Nope, you're my buddy.
Oh, okay. I take back the cussing part, then...lol.

Den9899
08-22-2005, 12:45 AM
I hope you're nor referring to me. :cuss:

He's on a rampage man, who knows what he'll do next?! :(

http://www.digischool.nl/kleioscoop/kkk.jpg

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:46 AM
He's on a rampage man, who knows what he'll do next?! :(

http://www.digischool.nl/kleioscoop/kkk.jpg

roast marshmellows

luv
08-22-2005, 12:46 AM
He's on a rampage man, who knows what he'll do next?!
:(

http://www.digischool.nl/kleioscoop/kkk.jpg
Diddy, I think you're a few beers, actually several beers, behind this one.

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:47 AM
Oh, okay. I take back the cussing part, then...lol.


I like a women who talks dirty....

J Diddy
08-22-2005, 12:47 AM
Diddy, I think you're a few beers, actually several beers, behind this one.


no beers, Gin and tonic

Taco John
08-22-2005, 01:34 AM
So what's the drunk clock say? Is it porcelain-thirty yet?

luv
08-22-2005, 01:39 AM
I think we lost him.