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Braincase
08-23-2005, 01:04 PM
Link (http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4885861/detail.html)

65 Girls At Area School Pregnant
School To Unveil Three-Prong Program (I guess the one-prong program succeeded too well - BC)

POSTED: 12:30 pm EDT August 23, 2005

CANTON, Ohio -- There are 490 female students at Timken High School, and 65 are pregnant, according to a recent report in the Canton Repository.


The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame.


School officials are not sure they what has caused so many pregnancies, but in response to them, the school is launching a three-prong educational program to address pregnancy, prevention and parenting.

The newspaper also reported that students will face mounting tensions created by unplanned child-rearing responsibilities, causing students to quit school and plan for a GED. This will make it difficult for the Canton City School District to shake its academic watch designation by the state.

According to the Canton Health Department, statistics through July show that 104 of the 586 babies born to Canton residents in Aultman Hospital and Mercy Medical Center had mothers between 11 and 19.


The newspaper reports that the non-Canton rate was 7 percent. Canton was 15 percent.

Phobia
08-23-2005, 01:05 PM
That is unbelievable.

Donger
08-23-2005, 01:06 PM
CANTON, Ohio -- There are 490 female students at Timken High School, and 65 are pregnant, according to a recent report in the Canton Repository.

Canton Repository, indeed.

|Zach|
08-23-2005, 01:08 PM
Maybe we should get that sexual reseracher down there to find out who is banging who.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109244

shakesthecat
08-23-2005, 01:10 PM
There weren't 65 girls in our entire HS that would even let you grab their tits let alone nail'em.

ndbbm
08-23-2005, 01:10 PM
They better start building cribs in shop class.

|Zach|
08-23-2005, 01:11 PM
There weren't 65 girls in our entire HS that would even let you grab their tits let alone nail'em.
Wow, that sucks.

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 01:13 PM
students will face mounting tensions created by unplanned child-rearing responsibilities, causing students to quit school and plan for a GED.

Jeez. Why would ANYONE in that circumstance not have an abortion? :shake:

|Zach|
08-23-2005, 01:15 PM
Jeez. Why would ANYONE in that circumstance not have an abortion? :shake:
Whoa, another thread...another time...

Can of worms...argh.

vailpass
08-23-2005, 01:16 PM
Jeez. Why would ANYONE in that circumstance not have an abortion? :shake:

If only someone of your caliber had been around to give your mother that same advice prior to the day she whelped you.

Bob Dole
08-23-2005, 01:17 PM
Jeez. Why would ANYONE in that circumstance not have an abortion? :shake:

If only your mother had shared your attitude...

|Zach|
08-23-2005, 01:17 PM
heh

Bwana
08-23-2005, 01:20 PM
If only someone of your caliber had been around to give your mother that same advice prior to the day she whelped you.

ROFL

chagrin
08-23-2005, 01:21 PM
who's got the picture of that sicko molester freak from Ohio, posted here a few months ago...?

Buster's Dad
08-23-2005, 01:22 PM
If only your mother had shared your attitude...



Right on, Gochiefs the poster child for birth control :clap: :clap:

tomahawk kid
08-23-2005, 01:24 PM
There weren't 65 girls in our entire HS that would even let you grab their tits let alone nail'em.

That's what I was thinking. Pretty amazing.....

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 01:24 PM
If only someone of your caliber had been around to give your mother that same advice prior to the day she whelped you.

Completely different situation. My mother was 31.

ndbbm
08-23-2005, 01:24 PM
ROFL

Holy sh*t!

jiveturkey
08-23-2005, 01:27 PM
When does the movie come out?

vailpass
08-23-2005, 01:27 PM
Completely different situation. My mother was 31.

Oh, thanks for defining your criteria. Statistics tell us that there are one or more members of this BB whose mother conceived while in high school.
Do you wish they had been executed prior to birth?

bkkcoh
08-23-2005, 01:28 PM
Does the majority of the births happen about 9 months after Hall of Fame week-end????

vailpass
08-23-2005, 01:29 PM
Does the majority of the births happen about 9 months after Hall of Fame week-end????
ROFL

Does Evander Holyfiled live nearby?

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 01:31 PM
Oh, thanks for defining your criteria. Statistics tell us that there are one or more members of this BB whose mother conceived while in high school.
Do you wish they had been executed prior to birth?

Not going to get involved in this issue.

http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/eekout.gif

BIG_DADDY
08-23-2005, 01:31 PM
ROFL

Does Evander Holyfiled live nearby?

Ouch!! ROFL

tomahawk kid
08-23-2005, 01:32 PM
School officials are not sure they know what has caused so many pregnancies.

This struck me as funny....... :)

Uatu
08-23-2005, 01:33 PM
There's any easy way to prevent all this. Segregate schools:

One set of schools would be populated by guys like GoChiefs and the chicks that put out.

The other set would be the guys who know what to do with their junk and the girls who don't put out or you wouldn't want to put it to.

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 01:34 PM
One set of schools would be populated by guys like GoChiefs and the chicks that put out.

So, no school dances? :)

jynni
08-23-2005, 01:40 PM
According to the Canton Health Department, statistics through July show that 104 of the 586 babies born to Canton residents in Aultman Hospital and Mercy Medical Center had mothers between 11 and 19.
I really hope that's just a statistic.

Eleven :eek::eek::eek:

Eleven year olds do not need to be having babies!

Phobia
08-23-2005, 01:46 PM
Where do you think they get statistics?

Contrary to popular belief, the stork doesn't deliver them.

Mr. Laz
08-23-2005, 01:50 PM
only 2 girls got pregnant in my 3 years of HS that i know.

and i had nothing to with either :)

J Diddy
08-23-2005, 01:56 PM
only 2 girls got pregnant in my 3 years of HS that i know.

and i had nothing to with either :)

Unfortunately they were both your girlfriend at the time.

|Zach|
08-23-2005, 01:57 PM
I had a graduating class of 444. I think in my grade there were 4 over the years. 3 of them still finished HS.

PRIEST
08-23-2005, 01:57 PM
They better start building cribs in shop class.



ROFL

Uatu
08-23-2005, 02:02 PM
My graduating class was about 140 people and we only had one pregnant girl that I know of.

bkkcoh
08-23-2005, 02:05 PM
I really hope that's just a statistic.

Eleven :eek::eek::eek:

Eleven year olds do not need to be having babies!

Yeah, especially when it is your 11 y/o........ :banghead:

HemiEd
08-23-2005, 02:06 PM
This struck me as funny....... :)


Me too, it would be a nice first step to find out.

Iowanian
08-23-2005, 02:07 PM
If the Sex Education teacher isn't fired in that school.....someone should be kicked in the nuts.

I'd blame it on the donk fans being there for the game last season......but it wasn't a case of 65 teen boys with an ass rash.

jidar1
08-23-2005, 02:09 PM
Man. when I was in school the girls were teases but scared to death of sex.

I missed out. :( If only I had been bored 15 years later...

vailpass
08-23-2005, 02:10 PM
Not going to get involved in this issue.

http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/eekout.gif

You became involved the minute you made that rash and insensitive comment. FWIW I'm pro-choice but we need to have the common sense to realize that is an issue far too serious to be blurted out loud like some idiot child.
I guess you can't force someone to be couth./rant


"Where all da' white women at?!!!!"

jidar1
08-23-2005, 02:11 PM
I'd blame it on the donk fans being there for the game last season......but it wasn't a case of 65 teen boys with an ass rash.


ROFL

nice. :thumb:

Eye Patch
08-23-2005, 02:12 PM
I thought they passed out condoms in high schools.

Maybe those fair maidens were out “sick” that day.

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 02:12 PM
You became involved the minute you made that rash and insensitive comment. FWIW I'm pro-choice but we need to have the common sense to realize that is an issue far too serious to be blurted out loud like some idiot child.
I guess you can't force someone to be couth./rant


"Where all da' white women at?!!!!"

Sorry, that's my official stance. And I don't wish to discuss it further. Including lame hypotheticals.

vailpass
08-23-2005, 02:12 PM
If the Sex Education teacher isn't fired in that school.....someone should be kicked in the nuts.

I'd blame it on the donk fans being there for the game last season......but it wasn't a case of 65 teen boys with an ass rash.

I'm this close to laying down the obligatory DT's ghost remark here..... STFU

vailpass
08-23-2005, 02:14 PM
Sorry, that's my official stance. And I don't wish to discuss it further. Including lame hypotheticals.

I forgot to whom I was speaking. Run along now and play with your action figures there boy and never ever mistake me for someone who give's phuck what your stance is or what you think. My bad for entering into a discourse with you in the first place.

J Diddy
08-23-2005, 02:18 PM
Yeah, especially when it is your 11 y/o........ :banghead:

There would be a significant amount of dead people if that were to happen...

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 02:18 PM
I forgot to whom I was speaking. Run along now and play with your action figures there boy and never ever mistake me for someone who give's phuck what your stance is or what you think. My bad for entering into a discourse with you in the first place.

UR STOOPID SO UR ARGUMENT IS BULLSHIT! LOL!!!

:rolleyes:

J Diddy
08-23-2005, 02:18 PM
UR STOOPID SO UR ARGUMENT IS BULLSHIT! LOL!!!

:rolleyes:


ROFL

bkkcoh
08-23-2005, 02:19 PM
I thought they passed out condoms in high schools.

Maybe those fair maidens were out “sick” that day.

Yeah, but they probably just put them on bananas or cucumbers.....


and not the real thing

Uatu
08-23-2005, 02:19 PM
An opinion on sex relations from a 25-year-old virgin. It doesn't get much more authoritative than that.

StcChief
08-23-2005, 02:21 PM
From age 11. Wow. Where are the parents.

Gives new meaning to 'old enough to bleed', 'old enough to breed'.....

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 02:21 PM
An opinion on sex relations from a 25-year-old virgin. It doesn't get much more authoritative than that.

HAY GUYZ LETS ATTACK TEH PERSON AND NOT TEH ARGOOMENT!!! LOL!!!

siberian khatru
08-23-2005, 02:22 PM
How many were hot? I want to see some pics before I pass judgment.