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ZootedGranny
08-23-2005, 04:58 PM
This is so surreal I wouldn't have believed it before seeing pictures.

http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/HotGossip/0,,2-1343-1344_1758474,00.html

Ali G rugby tackles Pamela Anderson

Sacha Baron Cohen was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs' wedding.

The Ali G star was dressed as his other creation, cringe-inducing Kazakhstani TV journalist Borat, when he pulled the stunt.

Cohen, 33, in trunks, leather jacket and Village People-style cap, emerged from the surf on an inflatable turtle.

His rugby tackle sent Pammie, 38, hurtling to the sand on the beach at Malibu, California.

Concerned security men grabbed the comedian and dragged him into the sea.

Pam was presiding over the nuptials of her golden retriever Star to chihuahua Luca.

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PRIEST
08-23-2005, 05:10 PM
WTF :shake:

Bwana
08-23-2005, 05:16 PM
"Pam was presiding over the nuptials of her golden retriever Star to chihuahua Luca." :shake:

"Cohen, 33, in trunks, leather jacket and Village People-style cap, emerged from the surf on an inflatable turtle." :shake:

That entire group is Way ****ed up.

unlurking
08-23-2005, 05:18 PM
Ali G rules

KChiefsQT
08-23-2005, 05:50 PM
And none of those guys standing around could stop leather pants before jumping on her.
...oohhh I get it, they were hoping for a peep show. Some men.... aye aye aye

Douche Baggins
08-23-2005, 05:52 PM
How wacky must Sasha Cohen's life be? I mean seriously. Does he plan these things in advance? He has to, right? What possesses a man to play these roles in public? Truly an artiste for the 21st century.

Halfcan
08-23-2005, 05:53 PM
Oh this kind of shit happens all the time around Mo. Gay village people wanna be's, dog weddings. I can't believe her dress didn't rip open and show those ripe mellons.
Somebody wants to revive their career-but it is hard to pick which one is more desperate. I will go with the turtle guy.

Saulbadguy
08-23-2005, 05:54 PM
Sascha Cohen = Modern day Andy Kaufman.

ZootedGranny
08-23-2005, 06:00 PM
How wacky must Sasha Cohen's life be? I mean seriously. Does he plan these things in advance? He has to, right? What possesses a man to play these roles in public? Truly an artiste for the 21st century.

I'm sure he heard of the dog wedding a couple of days in advance, and wanted to capitalize on the complete absurdity of the situation. Enter Borat playing a keytar floating on a giant turtle, jumps off and tackles Pam.

I can't ****in wait to see this. I guarantee he stayed in character the entire time.

KChiefsQT
08-23-2005, 06:01 PM
Sascha Cohen = Modern day Andy Kaufman.

who is this guy? (Cohen)

Saulbadguy
08-23-2005, 06:02 PM
who is this guy? (Cohen)
Da Ali G Show

http://www.hbo.com/alig/

http://www.disbealig.com/

KChiefsQT
08-23-2005, 06:03 PM
Da Ali G Show

http://www.hbo.com/alig/

http://www.disbealig.com/

thanks!

KChiefsQT
08-23-2005, 06:05 PM
"Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and it iz probably only a matter off time before me get offered me own slot on Channel 5 - or hopefully even cable..."


hmmm.... he seems to be quite intelligent.

unlurking
08-23-2005, 06:06 PM
who is this guy? (Cohen)
www.whoisalig.com

His HBO comedy shows were absolutely hilarious. I hope he comes back for a new season, it has been a while.

"You two are lezzies?!?! Yo, I seen all your movies!"

unlurking
08-23-2005, 06:09 PM
"Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and it iz probably only a matter off time before me get offered me own slot on Channel 5 - or hopefully even cable..."


hmmm.... he seems to be quite intelligent.
You have to watch his shows. He has several characters, Ali G is just the main.

One of my favorite episodes was when he was the gay german reporter getting square dance lessons. Or when he played Borat at the Texas wine club. Guy is classic.

I even ripped his movie (Ali G In Da House) to PSP format so I can watch it when I travel.

ZootedGranny
08-23-2005, 06:17 PM
hmmm.... he seems to be quite intelligent.

Believe it or not, Cohen graudated from one of the Cambridge colleges. He'd write politicians or other public figures professional letters asking if they'd grant him an interview, and then he'd show up as Ali G and act like an idiot.

The Ali G character kind of wears thin, but Borat is hilarious.

chagrin
08-23-2005, 06:18 PM
You know, she's "worked so hard to not be seen as a stupid blonde bimbo", and then she goes and marries off one of her freaking DOGS to ANOTHER DOG! What a total nincompoop!

Nzoner
08-23-2005, 06:23 PM
You know, she's "worked so hard to not be seen as a stupid blonde bimbo", and then she goes and marries off one of her freaking DOGS to ANOTHER DOG! What a total nincompoop!

Did you catch any of her roast on Comedy Central?

Jeff Ross asked her if they were still giving donkey rides to the bottom of her vagina.

go bowe
08-23-2005, 07:48 PM
ouch...

what'd she say to that?

Pants
08-23-2005, 07:54 PM
www.whoisalig.com (http://www.whoisalig.com)

His HBO comedy shows were absolutely hilarious. I hope he comes back for a new season, it has been a while.

"You two are lezzies?!?! Yo, I seen all your movies!"
Season 2 is still on HBO, I think. Came out last Spring, IIRC. It has some really funny shit, probably even funnier than Season 1. BTW, I own Season 1 on DVD. Best DVD Evar (not really, but it's hilarious and is worth way more than the $20 I spent on it, IMO).

Ari Chi3fs
08-23-2005, 08:38 PM
Oh man, dont even get me started.

I was watching an episode the other night, where he was Bruno, the gay Austrian... heh. He talked a fashion designer to let him go on the runway with the other male models who were modeling matching underwear pairs...

Then when the designer went out for the encore, with Paris Hilton and some other hottie... Bruno came back out... after them... and did a reverse worm [ala Johnnie Morton] all the way down the catwalk.

It was fuggin HILARIOUS. That dude makes me cry laughing.

ZootedGranny
08-23-2005, 08:47 PM
^The best part is that he struggled doing it all the way down the runway, but kept doing it to the point where it was obviously awkward for everyone involved.

Miles
08-23-2005, 09:03 PM
High five!

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/images/c4.jpg

ENDelt260
08-23-2005, 09:15 PM
I've laughed at some Borat stuff I've seen before, but the Ali G character is just f*cking terrible. I can't stand to sit through an ep of the Da Ali G Show

ENDelt260
08-23-2005, 09:16 PM
Did you catch any of her roast on Comedy Central?

Jeff Ross asked her if they were still giving donkey rides to the bottom of her vagina.
There was a LOT of good shit on that one. I about shit my pants at, "How is it that Kurt Cobain looks better than Courtney Love?"

Miles
08-23-2005, 09:30 PM
I've laughed at some Borat stuff I've seen before, but the Ali G character is just f*cking terrible. I can't stand to sit through an ep of the Da Ali G Show

I thought the Ali G character was pretty funny on British TV before the HBO series. I havent seen all that many of the HBO show but the humor of that character seems very repetative. Borat is much better.

Ari Chi3fs
08-23-2005, 09:55 PM
There was a LOT of good shit on that one. I about shit my pants at, "How is it that Kurt Cobain looks better than Courtney Love?"

my jaw dropped open bigtime.. and was quickly replaced with laughter. Jeffrey Ross has stones to pull that off.

Kuntney Love got torched numerous times... it was great.

Pants
08-23-2005, 10:55 PM
^The best part is that he struggled doing it all the way down the runway, but kept doing it to the point where it was obviously awkward for everyone involved.

He actually faked getting hurt (Cohen used to brake dance) for the funny factor.

I never get tired of Ali G, he's f*cking hilarious. Seeing all those pundits try and comprehend his stupidity and actually try to explain stuff is awesome (I'm talking about the group sessions at the end, but interviews are funny as hell, as well). That show is pure comedic genious and Cohen has huge balls. Sometimes I wonder how he manages to survive after some shit he says or does as Borat/Bruno.

ENDelt260
08-24-2005, 01:02 AM
Man, for half a second there I thought I was missing out on a something. Then I remembered metro-likes the sticky icky. Sometimes when I'm stoned I think my popcorn ceiling is genius, too.