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Phobia
08-23-2005, 08:43 PM
This is a pretty cool place.

This where kcnut meet country music (http://www.kbornemusic.i8.com).

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 08:48 PM
Who the hell?

Phobia
08-23-2005, 08:53 PM
I'd really like to hear me some of that thar musac.

Phobia
08-23-2005, 08:57 PM
I've spent the last half hour on this website. I'm thinking about joining the fan club, but I really need to hear a sample of the music, first. Based on the entertainment value of the website alone, I'm very nearly a rabid fan.

http://www.kbornemusic.i8.com/contact.html

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 08:58 PM
I'm really freaked out by this guy's location and instant messaging screen names.

Phobia
08-23-2005, 08:59 PM
He freaks gochiefs out. Another reason to ride the Kyle Borne train.

Woo wooo!

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-23-2005, 09:04 PM
i dont know about it

chefsos
08-23-2005, 09:07 PM
I'm really freaked out by this guy's location and instant messaging screen names.

Well then, this may send you over the edge.

Phobia
08-23-2005, 09:09 PM
Looks like he just rolled off and zipped back up.

Count Zarth
08-23-2005, 09:09 PM
Well then, this may send you over the edge.

No, not really.

ENDelt260
08-23-2005, 09:10 PM
Looks like he just rolled off and zipped back up.
That ain't right.

tk13
08-23-2005, 09:15 PM
Looks like he just rolled off and zipped back up.
Gives a whole new meaning to "having sex with a C note".

Phobia
08-23-2005, 09:21 PM
Gotta little change in my pocket goin jingalingaling
each time I stroke, it gets stuck 'tween a string
gonna roll off my guitar now and find my cock ring

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 07:23 PM
hey sorry I just got around to posting. Im glad you enjoyed the website. Im not the other gochiefs it is a conincidence. Those are just the names i chose for messenger because im a rabid Chiefs fan. Anyways I'll introduce myself. I came here because I have recently entered into a messege board craze, where I spend a good amount of time on messege boards. I post on TCU boards, the royals board and my own board and I wanted to go to a Chiefs board so I came here via search. I am A native Fort Worth Texan but my family ( all of them) are from KC area and being a chiefs fan just came on as tradition. Not to mention I could never see myself supporting the cowboys. I own something that says chiefs on it for every day of the year and Will be attending the game against Philly and the one down here at Texas Stadium. Anyways Ill answer any questions and heres to a championship season.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 07:25 PM
Do you think you can use my lyrics?

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 07:27 PM
Ok I never thought picture would get that kinda response. I was told to do that pose and I am now removing that picture. Your minds are too active.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 07:29 PM
Ok I never thought picture would get that kinda response. I was told to do that pose and I am now removing that picture. Your minds are too active.

How was she?

Count Zarth
08-24-2005, 07:32 PM
Your minds are too active.

ROFL

OldTownChief
08-24-2005, 07:35 PM
Ok I never thought picture would get that kinda response. I was told to do that pose and I am now removing that picture. Your minds are too active.

If you're talking about the one attached earlier in this very thread...Too Late...

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 07:39 PM
The more i think about it and the gun pic it is funny. I look like im crocked in point the gun.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 07:42 PM
So, tell me how to get the autographed CD's.

Plus, I need to hear a little sample of your music. I heard you should a little like Chesney.

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 07:49 PM
Well me and the band are on a very low budget as of now and the only thing I got is my crummy demo of Me singing and my ametur ( at best) guitar skills. I was intending on putting out a home made cd but I was in the hospital for a while and never got around to burning the disks. So anyways if you want the songs with ametur acoustic music let me know and i can zip the files and send the best 2-3 songs i got.

Count Zarth
08-24-2005, 07:49 PM
So, tell me how to get the autographed CD's.

Plus, I need to hear a little sample of your music. I heard you should a little like Chesney.

wtf nut!

Valiant
08-24-2005, 07:52 PM
This is a pretty cool place.

This where kcnut meet country music (http://www.kbornemusic.i8.com).


Looks like the real life version of the movie Gummo

http://www.finelinefeatures.com/gummo/

OldTownChief
08-24-2005, 08:00 PM
Well me and the band are on a very low budget as of now


I guess this explanes why the average salarys for the available jobs is still under discussion.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 08:04 PM
I might be open to discussing salary for a position so long as it does not involve monkey-humping a guitar.

OldTownChief
08-24-2005, 08:06 PM
I might be open to discussing salary for a position so long as it does not involve monkey-humping a guitar.

Remove the e string and line it with fur and I'll hit it.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 08:09 PM
Seriously, though. I know a guy who knows a guy.... zip those songs up and email 'em to me. This guy will make 'em internet ready for you.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 08:12 PM
Oh - also, if I'm going to be doing all this work, I need to be hired. How about Directer of WorldWyde Markiting?

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 08:13 PM
Ok cool, but like i said mostly Im a singer and I was messing around with the guitar, so others came out better than others.

OldTownChief
08-24-2005, 08:14 PM
Oh - also, if I'm going to be doing all this work, I need to be hired. How about Directer of WorldWyde Markiting?

The site clearly states that you must fill out "The Form"

Phobia
08-24-2005, 08:15 PM
Great. Can we get the salary discussions out of the way up front? I wouldn't want to get ripped off by some amateur record company executive.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 08:17 PM
The site clearly states that you must fill out "The Form"

I'm hired on the spot. We don't need a form. We don't have time for forms and all that jibbajabba red tape. There's work to be done people. We can't waste time. In 2005, I ask that everyone consider thereselves part of it simple.

OldTownChief
08-24-2005, 08:18 PM
Great. Can we get the salary discussions out of the way up front? I wouldn't want to get ripped off by some amateur record company executive.

I could be wrong but, I don't think they want to discuss salary with you. They will discuss your salary between themselves and tell you what you will get.

Ultra Peanut
08-24-2005, 08:21 PM
!!! is a band.

Rukdafaidas
08-24-2005, 08:21 PM
Oh good lord, this thread will be in the classics section by the time I wake up tomorrow.
Sportsman1, I hope you have thick skin, Because this could get ugly. Hang in there and you'll find this to be a good site for Chiefs info. You'll just have to get the hazing out of the way first.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 08:24 PM
I could be wrong but, I don't think they want to discuss salary with you. They will discuss your salary between themselves and tell you what you will get.

I'm starting to get a bad, bad feeling about this company, BS Records. Do they have any other entertainers in their stable, OTC? I don't know that I want to get involved with a bunch of street thug rappers.

Count Zarth
08-24-2005, 08:25 PM
OK, you got me. I'm using the sportsman1 alias to get exposure for my burgeoning country music career.

I can't get anything past Phobia. :(

OldTownChief
08-24-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm hired on the spot. We don't need a form. We don't have time for forms and all that jibbajabba red tape. There's work to be done people. We can't waste time. In 2005, I ask that everyone consider thereselves part of it simple.

I consider myself on notice.

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 08:33 PM
" Oh good lord, this thread will be in the classics section by the time I wake up tomorrow.
Sportsman1, I hope you have thick skin, Because this could get ugly. Hang in there and you'll find this to be a good site for Chiefs info. You'll just have to get the hazing out of the way first."

Thanks thats what im hoping for lol, just a good chiefs site.

OldTownChief
08-24-2005, 08:33 PM
I'm starting to get a bad, bad feeling about this company, BS Records. Do they have any other entertainers in their stable, OTC? I don't know that I want to get involved with a bunch of street thug rappers.

I'll let you know after I receive my first monthly newsletter. Wait, thats BS join the fan club and find out for yourself.

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 08:37 PM
Ok I think now is the time I refuse to comment further without speaking to my BS attorney.

OldTownChief
08-24-2005, 08:44 PM
Ok I think now is the time I refuse to comment further without speaking to my BS attorney.

You may need a whole stable of BS attorneys if you send out a million copies of "Christmas In Cowtown ( accopello)" using the honor system.

chefsos
08-24-2005, 08:47 PM
WTF? You're an actual, living breathing person? I thought Phobia was just screwing with us, so I started looking for the hidden sick comedy in that website. Figured it was that gochiefs line........


....or that picture. ROFL

Welcome, kid.

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 08:47 PM
Lol no comment accept that I managed to sell a grand 2 copies of it lol. I think I lost about 25 bucks in the whole ordeal.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 08:48 PM
I couldn't make this stuff up.

sportsman1
08-24-2005, 08:50 PM
For the most part the site is a joke, but I am involved in country music. But am i actually selling stuff? Hiring people ? No. It was just a little bit of fun, I created it mainly for friends. Im glad you had some fun with it. Hell who knows some day I might even get that BS Deal.