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Dick Bull
08-23-2005, 09:55 PM
I get my apartment and my wife and I are officially done. So if you guys don't hear from me for a while it's cause I'm still trying to figure out how to get wireless internet access on my laptop.

Phobia
08-23-2005, 09:58 PM
Sorry to hear it, man. Divorce sucks.

Halfcan
08-23-2005, 10:00 PM
Good luck dude, webb city has a rockin night life-okay maybe not but they have the praying hands right? Or is that a diffeent WC? Well good luck anyway.

Dick Bull
08-23-2005, 10:01 PM
Good luck dude, webb city has a rockin night life-okay maybe not but they have the praying hands right? Or is that a diffeent WC? Well good luck anyway.

Nope right webb city, night life is in joplin... kinda.

They roll the streets up here at 9 p.m.

milkman
08-23-2005, 10:05 PM
Wow, sorry to hear about the breakup.

Good luck, and don't take too long figuring out the internet.

Halfcan
08-23-2005, 10:08 PM
Yeah I go through WC about twice a year on the way to Texas. I thought it was the one with the hands. Yeah Joplin has some great bars.

Bowser
08-23-2005, 10:19 PM
Sorry to hear about the tough times. Good luck with single life and figuring out the internet.

Ari Chi3fs
08-23-2005, 11:11 PM
Good luck with your internet and your next whore.

Dick Bull
08-23-2005, 11:15 PM
Good luck with your internet and your next whore.

That came across as you being a dick. If that were the case shut the **** up.

Douche Baggins
08-23-2005, 11:30 PM
Here's a little song for J Diddy:

"Alimony"

Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)
My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)
Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

(Get) Well I'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)
I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony)
The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)
My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)

Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

Wow

(cash register "ching")

(Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)
Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry (alimony)

I said no (no), oh no (no)
No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)

Phobia
08-23-2005, 11:49 PM
That came across as you being a dick. If that were the case shut the **** up.

While Ali is perfectly capable of being a dick, I feel like I know him well enough to know it wasn't his intention in this post.

In any case, I think your response was pretty diplomatic as well.

You guys might want to shack up or something considering your obvious chemistry.

Brando
08-23-2005, 11:56 PM
Make sure you kick her in the box with a rusty steel toed boot on the way out.

Halfcan
08-24-2005, 12:36 AM
Okay Gochiefs I give you props on that one-a golf clap and a thumbs way up. Sounds like you had some divorce expierence of your own there bud.

Dick Bull
08-24-2005, 12:39 AM
While Ali is perfectly capable of being a dick, I feel like I know him well enough to know it wasn't his intention in this post.

In any case, I think your response was pretty diplomatic as well.

You guys might want to shack up or something considering your obvious chemistry.

I'm obviously not very good with chemistry.

Dick Bull
08-24-2005, 12:40 AM
Here's a little song for J Diddy:

"Alimony"

Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)
My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)
Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

(Get) Well I'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)
I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony)
The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)
My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)

Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

Wow

(cash register "ching")

(Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)
Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry (alimony)

I said no (no), oh no (no)
No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)


Beautiful song, made me laugh.

Except the court doesn't require you to pay alimony in Missouri.

luv
08-24-2005, 12:50 AM
Don't worry. Single life isn't that bad. Of course, I can't compare it to married life.

Dick Bull
08-24-2005, 12:52 AM
Don't worry. Single life isn't that bad. Of course, I can't compare it to married life.

Oh I ain't tripping, just something new.

Just hoping my son will be alright.

SNR
08-24-2005, 12:54 AM
Okay, now that you guys are finally divorced, it is imperative that you strike first. I recommend sending her a Christmas card with a poop joke written in ink mixed in with your own urine. Then play it by ear.

Dick Bull
08-24-2005, 12:56 AM
Okay, now that you guys are finally divorced, it is imperative that you strike first. I recommend sending her a Christmas card with a poop joke written in ink mixed in with your own urine. Then play it by ear.


I'm moving out tomorrow, the divorce will come later and we're keeping it cool. No fighting, arguing, or anything hateful...Just 2 people who went and are going 2 different ways and need to move on.

ENDelt260
08-24-2005, 01:00 AM
I'm pretty sure if I keep parrotting Skip Town and putting down at least a half a 1.75 of liquor every night I'll never have to deal with this problem.

Thank you ChiefsPlanet and alcoholism.

Dick Bull
08-24-2005, 01:04 AM
I'm pretty sure if I keep parrotting Skip Town and putting down at least a half a 1.75 of liquor every night I'll never have to deal with this problem.

Thank you ChiefsPlanet and alcoholism.


Unless you meet someone on chiefsplanet who puts down 2 of liquor everynight.

Logical
08-24-2005, 01:14 AM
J Diddy,

May the first day of the rest of your life be a successful one and may it lead to long term happiness.

Dick Bull
08-24-2005, 01:20 AM
J Diddy,

May the first day of the rest of your life be a successful one and may it lead to long term happiness.


thanks vlad, i appreciate it

ENDelt260
08-24-2005, 01:24 AM
Unless you meet someone on chiefsplanet who puts down 2 of liquor everynight.
Any woman interested in a long term relationship with me is clinically insane. And, I'm pretty good at getting rid of them.... after a month or so.

|Zach|
08-24-2005, 01:33 AM
I am going to go and break up with some random chick on behalf of Diddy...

REVENGE!

Douche Baggins
08-24-2005, 01:37 AM
I am going to go and break up with some random chick on behalf of Diddy...

REVENGE!

Don't lie.

HemiEd
08-24-2005, 01:50 AM
I'm obviously not very good with chemistry.


Actually I think you are, things happen for a reason. The best of luck to you man and keep peddlin them Pizzas! I got really drunk in Joplin one night at the Pink something. :hmmm:

|Zach|
08-24-2005, 01:51 AM
Don't lie.
FOR DIDDY!!!!

http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/Scotland-History/charge-of-the-highlanders-PrestonPans-by-Mark-Churms.gif

|Zach|
08-24-2005, 01:57 AM
Actually I think you are, things happen for a reason. The best of luck to you man and keep peddlin them Pizzas! I got really drunk in Joplin one night at the Pink something. :hmmm:
Phil is gonna be pisssssssed.

HemiEd
08-24-2005, 02:05 AM
Phil is gonna be pisssssssed.


What? :doh!:

Douche Baggins
08-24-2005, 02:07 AM
What? :doh!:

Phil's wife's user name is Pink.

Dick Bull
08-24-2005, 02:10 AM
I am going to go and break up with some random chick on behalf of Diddy...

REVENGE!


There's a good chance that you will be committed if you walk up to someone and say "get lost, I don't need you around anymore" and you don't even know her...

HemiEd
08-24-2005, 02:11 AM
Phil's wife's user name is Pink.

Oh, I get it, I was a little slow, not really awake I guess. ROFL There is a big bar/dance hall in Joplin called the "Pink Sllipper" I think.

Dick Bull
08-24-2005, 02:11 AM
Actually I think you are, things happen for a reason. The best of luck to you man and keep peddlin them Pizzas! I got really drunk in Joplin one night at the Pink something. :hmmm:


Paint Stallion maybe?

HemiEd
08-24-2005, 02:18 AM
Paint Stallion maybe?

Could be, I had to be helped out of the place. It was in the mid 80s. We were re-designing a Car Quest store over in one of those towns just north of Joplin and went in to town for a little mischief. :)

Anyway, good luck Diddy, I am sure your son will be fine and so will you. :thumb:

tk13
08-24-2005, 02:42 AM
Somebody shut Zachosis up, please.

|Zach|
08-24-2005, 02:47 AM
Somebody shut Zachosis up, please.
FOR JAY DE DUB DIDDY!

http://usa-civil-war.com/Prints/five_forks_print.jpg

stevieray
08-24-2005, 08:09 AM
. Sounds like you had some divorce expierence of your own there bud.

ROFL

WisChief
08-24-2005, 08:15 AM
I get my apartment and my wife and I are officially done. So if you guys don't hear from me for a while it's cause I'm still trying to figure out how to get wireless internet access on my laptop.

This is too bad - I'm going thru the same hard times right now. It sucks.

And what is it with WC and Planet divorces? - I'm from there. ROFL

milkman
08-24-2005, 08:15 AM
ROFL

What are you laughing about.

GC divorced his Rosie when the cramps started.

Coach
08-24-2005, 08:16 AM
Damn, sorry to hear that J Diddy. I hope everything works out the best for ya'll.

WisChief
08-24-2005, 08:16 AM
Oh, I get it, I was a little slow, not really awake I guess. ROFL There is a big bar/dance hall in Joplin called the "Pink Sllipper" I think.


I think there's a "Pink Cadillac" out near 44 on Rangeline. Near Ruby's??

tyton75
08-24-2005, 08:55 AM
Does every bar in Joplin sound like a Ghey Bar??

next you'll probably say something about the Blue Oyster Bar and I'll be convinced!

HemiEd
08-24-2005, 09:56 AM
I think there's a "Pink Cadillac" out near 44 on Rangeline. Near Ruby's??


That sounds more like it, we had a lot of fun that night until I knocked over some drinks due to drunk clumsiness. :rolleyes:

Wrasse
08-24-2005, 10:02 AM
I'm moving out tomorrow, the divorce will come later and we're keeping it cool. No fighting, arguing, or anything hateful...Just 2 people who went and are going 2 different ways and need to move on.
That sounds good and I hope you two end up much happier after all is said and done.

** has been there **

MOhillbilly
08-24-2005, 10:02 AM
Should have contacted me first.
I would have sent a 55 gal. drum for free.:evil:

youd have to buy your own lime.....:)

ROYC75
08-24-2005, 10:06 AM
Sorry to hear the sad / bad news. I wish you well !

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-24-2005, 10:09 AM
I get my apartment and my wife and I are officially done. So if you guys don't hear from me for a while it's cause I'm still trying to figure out how to get wireless internet access on my laptop.
I went through/am going through this now myself. Good luck to you. It'll all be fine.

StcChief
08-24-2005, 10:25 AM
Good luck. Sorry about your D.

All things must come to an end if they dont work out.

bogie
08-24-2005, 10:51 AM
J Diddy, sounds like you're handling it well. I hope your son handles it well also. Kids are very good at adapting. Give him lots of love and reassure him that Dad will always be in his life. I've been through it and I can tell you that change is usuallly a good thing. Good luck!!

Mr. Kotter
08-24-2005, 11:35 AM
Good luck, man. I hope this is what you want and need. Best wishes.

Mr. Kotter
08-24-2005, 11:41 AM
I am going to go and break up with some random chick on behalf of Diddy...

REVENGE!

JennyGump is gonna be pissed. And she can be nasty when she's pissed.