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AZORChiefFan
08-23-2005, 11:12 PM
What a funny movie. Tons of laughs from unexpected sources.

It's a documentary about the 'worlds dirtiest joke' which is an inside joke that comedians tell to each other. It's all in the delivery how crass, gross, suggestive, offensive, racist and so on they tell the joke the better.

Official Site (http://www.thearistocrats.com/)

Cartman Tells The Joke (http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/)

Needless to say if you are easily offended don't go see this movie. I saw 5-7 people walk out 15 min into the movie.

jAZ
08-23-2005, 11:33 PM
I usually avoid any reviews/clips of movies, if it's one I think I will enjoy. In this case, I'm concerned that hearing the joke before hand will hurt the movie experience.

So, should I click on the Cartman one? I'm sorely tempted.

AZORChiefFan
08-23-2005, 11:37 PM
I usually avoid any reviews/clips of movies, if it's one I think I will enjoy. In this case, I'm concerned that hearing the joke before hand will hurt the movie experience.

So, should I click on the Cartman one? I'm sorely tempted.

You'll see it in the movie so if you want to just wait, that being said I don't think it would ruin the film, as you see many different variations of it.

Cartman's is one of the funnier versions.

ZootedGranny
08-23-2005, 11:51 PM
Needless to say if you are easily offended don't go see this movie. I saw 5-7 people walk out 15 min into the movie.

Haha, what the **** were they expecting?

I definitely want to catch this flick, but it's only showing at one theater in the area.

Ninjaman
08-24-2005, 12:11 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

Love wikipedia. Good dirty joke.

AMC is NOT gonna show this movie. You have to dig for it. Heard Keanu Reeves liked this movie.

DrNick
08-24-2005, 12:40 AM
I would really like to see this movie....but can't find anywhere that's playing it. :banghead:

Ninjaman
08-24-2005, 01:02 AM
yep. no show kc.

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/business/12135532.htm

Simplex3
08-24-2005, 01:30 AM
Heard Keanu Reeves liked this movie.

1. Why would you know this?
2. Why would you give a f**k?
3. Why would you think we'd give a f**k?
4. How old were you when you got your first training bra?





:shake:

ENDelt260
08-24-2005, 02:38 AM
Please tell me someone used that other free pass you had. Due to hunger, my mind wasn't working right at the time.... I didn't think, "Hey, I could call his cell phone. F*ck that theater's right up the road." I can live with missing the movie if the pass didn't go to waste.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:56 AM
I desire to see this film.

FloridaChief
08-24-2005, 03:24 AM
This thread is like a hot knife in the chest for me. I've been waiting 3 months to see this flick and, as of yet, not one goddamned theater in central Florida is showing it.

Just like to thank AMC--the 'Clear Channel' of movie theater chains--for knowing it's in my best interest not to be subjected to celluloid filth. These are certainly choices I'm not qualifed to make for myself.

siberian khatru
08-24-2005, 07:04 AM
Great desire to see this movie have I.

Swanman
08-24-2005, 07:47 AM
I haven't seen the movie, but I heard Bob Saget's version of the joke was possibly the dirtiest of them all.

AZORChiefFan
08-24-2005, 10:20 AM
Please tell me someone used that other free pass you had. Due to hunger, my mind wasn't working right at the time.... I didn't think, "Hey, I could call his cell phone. F*ck that theater's right up the road." I can live with missing the movie if the pass didn't go to waste.

As much as I would like to tell you the pass was used, sadly it wasn't.

The movie opens on the 26th, I got to see a preview of it so there is still a chance it will be showing in your area unless of course it's in AMC country.

Bob Sagat's is probably the dirtiest one. Carlins is rather funny too.

DrNick
08-24-2005, 12:03 PM
This thread is like a hot knife in the chest for me. I've been waiting 3 months to see this flick and, as of yet, not one goddamned theater in central Florida is showing it.

Just like to thank AMC--the 'Clear Channel' of movie theater chains--for knowing it's in my best interest not to be subjected to celluloid filth. These are certainly choices I'm not qualifed to make for myself.

I agree with you 100%. This is the same problem that I'm fighting...:cuss:

RedDread
08-24-2005, 01:05 PM
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/movies/amc-passing-on-the-dirtiest-joke-in-the-world-112410.php

:banghead: :banghead:

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-24-2005, 01:14 PM
lol funnest chit i have seen for awhile. i gotta see this movie, but i doubt it comes to kirksville or milan

bobbything
08-24-2005, 01:16 PM
For those of you in the KC area, this movie is playing at the Tivoli starting Friday.

vailpass
08-24-2005, 01:19 PM
Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.

Simplex3
08-24-2005, 01:31 PM
Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.
When I think "joke" I think funny, not a 1st grade game of gross-out. I just don't see the humor.

Now, if you soul-less, filthy, hell-bound, humourless retards want to see the movie I'm all for letting you. ;)

bgguitarman
08-24-2005, 01:37 PM
Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.


Where did you read it?

AustinChief
08-24-2005, 02:01 PM
Here is an excerpt from a letter from Penn Gillette about the movie...

Michael Moore and Mel Gibson are the same person, except for a few sit-ups. Moore thought his cheesy political blooper reel was going to tell people how to vote. Mel thought that his little gay S&M movie about his imaginary friend was going to help him get to heaven. George W. Bush is president and there’s still no god. You failed boys. Someone should have told Mike that the bad guys are smarter than him and someone should have told Mel that the Three Stooges were Jewish.


The entire letter can be found here...
http://www.movienet.com/aristocrats.html

vailpass
08-24-2005, 02:26 PM
Where did you read it?

Found it in the link that Ninjaman provided:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

FloridaChief
08-24-2005, 03:13 PM
I agree with you 100%. This is the same problem that I'm fighting...:cuss:

Nick, I'm still monitoring the regional houses in hopes that one of them will have the guts to screen it. If I hear anything, I'll post it here.

ENDelt260
08-28-2005, 08:38 PM
I just got back from seeing the flick. (A f*cking matinee costs $6.50.... but, that three dollar 20 oz bottle of water sure was tasty)

Holy f*ck that movie's funny. When I was sitting in the theater before the start I noticed quite a few senior citizens in the crowd. I wondered how many just went out for a Sunday matinee and had no idea what film they were about to see. I only saw a handful of people walk out. I saw one couple walk out after they'd already been there well over an hour. What the f*ck took so long? Did they think it was going to suddenly get cleaner?

Saget was funny... but, they were right... his act is pretty much the Aristocrats. I liked when during one telling there was mention of blood and they cut to Gilbert Gottfried.... "Now where did the blood come from you ask? Well, you've got to understand. We're talking about a man anally fisting his daughter here. She's very young and her anus is quite small. And he's a full grown man. Hell, he could be a longshoreman or something. He's got big ole Popeye forearms... etc"

I also liked when they blurred out that hooker's boob in the hot tub. I've just spent almost two hours being assaulted by the most filthy graphic descriptions of unnatural acts... but, for the love of Christ, don't show me a titty.

FloridaChief
08-28-2005, 10:34 PM
Holy f*ck that movie's funny. When I was sitting in the theater before the start I noticed quite a few senior citizens in the crowd. I wondered how many just went out for a Sunday matinee and had no idea what film they were about to see. I only saw a handful of people walk out. I saw one couple walk out after they'd already been there well over an hour. What the f*ck took so long? Did they think it was going to suddenly get cleaner?

Yep. It opened here Friday night. God, funny stuff. Had a couple walkouts during the screening I attended but for the most part, everyone seemed to know what they were getting into. Bob Saget is a nasty motherf*cker.

ENDelt260
08-28-2005, 10:39 PM
Bob Saget is a nasty motherf*cker.

The bit about Provenza's dick was a nice opener. "It's about [points one finger at mouth, the other at back of head] this long."

SNR
01-27-2007, 05:59 PM
Sorry for the thread bump, but this movie is up on alluc.org. I completely missed this thread and all mention of this movie when it came out. I loved it.

I especially enjoyed Martin Mull's version.

SNR
01-27-2007, 06:01 PM
Here it is on youtube. NSFW

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Fire Me Boy!
01-27-2007, 06:09 PM
The Cartman link is dead... here's another.

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1121515128

luv
01-27-2007, 06:12 PM
This was on HBO last weekend. I missed the start of it, but I loved what I saw. Funny stuff.

|Zach|
01-27-2007, 09:34 PM
Joe Franklin raped me.