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vailpass
08-24-2005, 01:30 PM
I just looked up and happened to notice the current forum status screen. Note the thread title in each forum as well as the name of the most recent poster...I'm just sayin.... ROFL


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Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 01:39 PM
I think you've got the wrong guy. I'm gochiefs, not GoChief.

Jenson71
08-24-2005, 01:40 PM
"I just posted Ewan on this page. I'm not gay, but if I was..."

This is never a good way to start a post...

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 01:41 PM
"I just posted Ewan on this page. I'm not gay, but if I was..."

This is never a good way to start a post...

I am secure in my sexuality.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 01:42 PM
I'm comfortable with you liking guys too

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 01:43 PM
I'm comfortable with you liking guys too

I'm not gay.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 01:44 PM
I'm not gay.

me neither, but i like looking at boobs.

vailpass
08-24-2005, 01:48 PM
I'm not gay.

Not that theres anything wrong with it...

Braincase
08-24-2005, 01:49 PM
I just looked up and happened to notice the current forum status screen. Note the thread title in each forum as well as the name of the most recent poster...I'm just sayin.... ROFL


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That explains some of the PM's I've been getting from gochiefs.

milkman
08-24-2005, 01:49 PM
me neither, but i like looking at boobs.
:clap:

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 01:49 PM
me neither, but i like looking at boobs.

I love looking at boobs. Check this out:

ChiTown
08-24-2005, 01:50 PM
Not that theres anything wrong with it...

There is something wrong with it, when he keeps denying it......

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 01:51 PM
That explains some of the PM's I've been getting from gochiefs.

Oh, stop lying. I never send you PMs.

Donger
08-24-2005, 01:52 PM
I'm not gay.

Fair enough.

However, what is it about Ewan that would cause you to select him as your hypothetical homosexual partner?

KCTitus
08-24-2005, 01:56 PM
I am secure in my sexuality.

I guess that makes you metrosexual, which only makes you 7/8 gay.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:00 PM
Fair enough.

However, what is it about Ewan that would cause you to select him as your hypothetical homosexual partner?

Oh, he's definitely not my first choice. The other guy I posted was.

If it makes you feel better, those two pics are the only two remotely homoerotic pictures of men on my hard drive.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:01 PM
I guess that makes you metrosexual, which only makes you 7/8 gay.

I'm definitely not a metrosexual. I have a horrible sense of fashion.

Donger
08-24-2005, 02:01 PM
Oh, he's definitely not my first choice. The other guy I posted was.

If it makes you feel better, those two pics are the only two remotely homoerotic pictures of men on my hard drive.

You didn't answer my question: what is it about Ewan (or the other guy) that would cause you to select him as your hypothetical homosexual partner?

angel
08-24-2005, 02:04 PM
I'm glad somebody else noticed that

his last post in the Male Hotties thread:
I know a good looking man when I see one.
discuss

Donger
08-24-2005, 02:07 PM
I'm glad somebody else noticed that

his last post in the Male Hotties thread:

discuss

Being able to acknowledge that a person of the same sex is good looking is one thing. Making the leap towards, "...and if I was gay, I'd hit it" is another thing entirely.

stumppy
08-24-2005, 02:07 PM
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and posts like a duck.........

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:08 PM
You didn't answer my question: what is it about Ewan (or the other guy) that would cause you to select him as your hypothetical homosexual partner?

They're good looking guys?

stumppy
08-24-2005, 02:10 PM
Oh, he's definitely not my first choice. The other guy I posted was

You are saying there's more than one man you'd like to .....uh.......well....
pleasure ?


Are you some kind of gay whore ?

Katipan
08-24-2005, 02:10 PM
True or false, if either of them offered you a blow job, you would pull down your pants.

Donger
08-24-2005, 02:10 PM
They're good looking guys?

What about them specifically do you find to be "good looking"?

Donger
08-24-2005, 02:13 PM
True or false, if either of them offered you a blow job, you would pull down your pants.

And then there's the cut-to-the-chase approach.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 02:14 PM
I love looking at boobs. Check this out:

WTF does that prove. Holy crap.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:14 PM
True or false, if either of them offered you a blow job, you would pull down your pants.

No effin' way.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 02:14 PM
If Mr. Kotter were posting on this thread, he would coerce the truth from you - that's for certain.

He has a way of getting it from you.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:16 PM
What about them specifically do you find to be "good looking"?

Nice eyes, firm jawlines, and their beards look great. Viggo Mortensen's scruffy look rules. I think Ewan McGregor is about the only man I've seen that looks good with a mullet.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:17 PM
WTF does that prove. Holy crap.

Here's the actual folder, in thumbnail view.

Donger
08-24-2005, 02:17 PM
Nice eyes, firm jawlines, and their beards look great. Viggo Mortensen's scruffy look rules. I think Ewan McGregor is about the only man I've seen that looks good with a mullet.

And, as if there were any doubt...

vailpass
08-24-2005, 02:18 PM
Wow, okay. Well on a cross-thread note I guess jinny is safe from your advances.

stumppy
08-24-2005, 02:18 PM
Nice eyes, firm jawlines, and their beards look great. Viggo Mortensen's scruffy look rules. I think Ewan McGregor is about the only man I've seen that looks good with a mullet.


Just saving this quote in case someone wants to use it later on.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:19 PM
And, as if there were any doubt...

What? You asked me to provide an analysis of Ewan McGregor and Viggo Mortensen's good looks. There it is. I'm not blind. I'm sure Phobia could make the same kind of judgements.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 02:22 PM
What? You asked me to provide an analysis of Ewan McGregor and Viggo Mortensen's good looks. There it is. I'm not blind. I'm sure Phobia could make the same kind of judgements.

I think Ewan McGregor looks like some dork I'd have shut in his locker in High school. I don't know who the hell Viggo Mortensen is, but the chances are pretty good that I'm not attracted to him.

Donger
08-24-2005, 02:22 PM
What? You asked me to provide an analysis of Ewan McGregor and Viggo Mortensen's good looks. There it is. I'm not blind. I'm sure Phobia could make the same kind of judgements.

Okay. Let's ask him. Phobia, what say you?

And, gochiefs, a serious question for you. You've given the criteria on which you judge whether or not a man is 'good looking." You've also told us that you'd choose these men if you were homosexual. So, have you ever masturbated to either the mental image or picture of a man?

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:23 PM
I think Ewan McGregor looks like some dork I'd have shut in his locker in High school. I don't know who the hell Viggo Mortensen is, but the chances are pretty good that I'm not attracted to him.

Me neither. But if I could look like any man on the planet, it'd be one of them.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:24 PM
So, have you ever masturbated to either the mental image or picture of a man?

NO! :Lin:

Katipan
08-24-2005, 02:24 PM
And then there's the cut-to-the-chase approach.

ROFL You're Priest. I'm Larry.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 02:24 PM
Ewan is ugly, man.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:25 PM
Ewan is ugly, man.

That's a load of crap. You poll 100 women, 99 of them think he's sexy as hell.

milkman
08-24-2005, 02:25 PM
Me neither. But if I could look like any man on the planet, it'd be one of them.

Because then you'd be able to get any gay man you want, right?

Donger
08-24-2005, 02:27 PM
NO! :Lin:

Methinks gochiefs doth protest too much.

Phobia
08-24-2005, 02:27 PM
That's a load of crap. You poll 100 women, 99 of them think he's sexy as hell.

98 of them are more attracted to his celebrity and bank than his dorky image.

Donger
08-24-2005, 02:27 PM
That's a load of crap. You poll 100 women, 99 of them think he's sexy as hell.

There's no need to get bitchy.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 02:27 PM
That's a load of crap. You poll 100 women, 99 of them think he's sexy as hell.

Star Wars women or Strip Club women?

Cuz I'd take that bet depending on the control group.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:29 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Man+Crush&defid=584425

Halfcan
08-24-2005, 02:30 PM
Why do you have poll statistics on Ewan MCg anyway. Now I realize what you meant last night when you said getting your chair wet.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:30 PM
Star Wars women or Strip Club women?

Cuz I'd take that bet depending on the control group.

OK, maybe not 99, but over 85 percent would be my guess. We only have about 10 females here though, so I think a poll would be useless.

I'll make one though if anyone wants to see the results.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 02:32 PM
What about General Zod.
Do you think he's cute?

angel
08-24-2005, 02:34 PM
98 of them are more attracted to his celebrity and bank than his dorky image.
as much as I HATE to agree with goatcheese, I do find Ewan sexy... however, if you (but I'm sure most of you won't) take a look at my posts in the Male Hotties thread, a lot of the other girls disagree with some of my choices in who is and who is not hot. Beck, for example, is in the same category as Ewan... and Mike MacDougal, for more examples. I think this genre of men are attractive to me because of my high school crush.
Goatcheese's fascination with him, however, I have no answer for.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:34 PM
What about General Zod.
Do you think he's cute?

Holy shit. Terence Stamp is General Zod? I had no idea.

Anyway, no. His face is too round and his eyes are weird.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 02:35 PM
Holy shit. Terence Stamp is General Zod? I had no idea.

Anyway, no. His face is too round and his eyes are weird.

You liked him better in Priscilla Queen of the Desert, huh?

Halfcan
08-24-2005, 02:37 PM
So you were naked last night posting pictures of guys in the male hottie thread-and made a comment about getting your chair wet....
I don't think your gay dude-how could anybody come to that conclusion from your comments and mountain of evidence. There is nothing wrong with it-nobody will treat you any different.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:37 PM
You liked him better in Priscilla Queen of the Desert, huh?

No, but he was kind of cool as Chancellor Valorum in Episode I.

http://www.starwars.jediknights.co.uk/Characters/char_valorum.jpg

Kclee
08-24-2005, 02:38 PM
That's a load of crap. You poll 100 women, 99 of them think he's sexy as hell.


Well, maybe if you pole 100 women, you will no longer think he is sexy as hell.

JOhn
08-24-2005, 02:38 PM
That's a load of crap. You poll 100 women, 99 of them think he's sexy as hell.
My wife, Cowgirl, says he looks like a dork. ROFL

Her best friend who is here agrees that he looks like a nerd, but for enough money he might be sexy. That is until she can get him to forgo a prenup. ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:39 PM
So you were naked last night posting pictures of guys in the male hottie thread-and made a comment about getting your chair wet....
I don't think your gay dude-how could anybody come to that conclusion from your comments and mountain of evidence. There is nothing wrong with it-nobody will treat you any different.

I posted those pictures months ago. And I was fully clothed.

My chair didn't get wet, it had a towel over it. DRIP DRY, DAMMIT!

Halfcan
08-24-2005, 02:49 PM
Towel over IT? Well if you posted pics of guys in the hottie file a month ago-I don't see what all the fuss is about. It all adds up to just a misunderstanding.

ndbbm
08-24-2005, 02:52 PM
This thread is ghey.

Just like Goatcheese.

:)

Ari Chi3fs
08-24-2005, 02:55 PM
Ewan is ugly, man.

GoChiefs likes Ewan, because he played his fantasy man. Obig Wan Knobinme.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 02:58 PM
GoChiefs likes Ewan, because he played his fantasy man. Obig Wan Knobinme.

Pretty much.

Saulbadguy
08-24-2005, 03:01 PM
This is how I roll.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/BmanSIG.jpg

KCTitus
08-24-2005, 03:06 PM
This is how I roll.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/BmanSIG.jpg

nice...but I didnt see any bling in that pic...dont you have any 1 inch gold chains?

MOhillbilly
08-24-2005, 03:11 PM
Holy shit. Terence Stamp is General Zod? I had no idea.

Anyway, no. His face is too round and his eyes are weird.

Saulbadguy
08-24-2005, 03:12 PM
nice...but I didnt see any bling in that pic...dont you have any 1 inch gold chains?
Holy shit..he left his album open. These are hilarious.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/Picture062.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 03:14 PM
What a dweeb...

http://photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/th_WhatupG.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 03:14 PM
Oooooookay someone's a pedophile:

http://photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/th_emma.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/emmagodsheshot.jpg

hbkeay
08-24-2005, 03:26 PM
Holy shit..he left his album open. These are hilarious.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/Picture062.jpg

who is this guy? can we get more dorky pics posted? this is one of the funniest things i've seen on this board.

Bwana
08-24-2005, 04:58 PM
.

4th and Long
08-24-2005, 05:53 PM
Other than the fact that Mer enjoys looking at boobies ;) , I find this thread disturbing.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 06:29 PM
just to be clear, just boobs. well... maybe a flat tummy. of course, i'm a girl, so i'm allowed to appreciate a pretty face too.

hmmm

but thats it.

4th and Long
08-24-2005, 06:38 PM
just to be clear, just boobs. well... maybe a flat tummy. of course, i'm a girl, so i'm allowed to appreciate a pretty face too.

hmmm

but thats it.
I took your earlier statement of booby appreciation at face value. That being said, you clarification has really ruined any fantasy I may had about this in the future.

chiefs4me
08-24-2005, 07:05 PM
What about them specifically do you find to be "good looking"?





give it up.....it's never gonna happen for you.ROFL

Donger
08-24-2005, 07:20 PM
give it up.....it's never gonna happen for you.ROFL

And as usual, you've no idea what's going on around you.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 07:41 PM
I took your earlier statement of booby appreciation at face value. That being said, you clarification has really ruined any fantasy I may had about this in the future.

without the clarification it sounds like I like dudes with man boobs.

don't get me wrong. nice clevage on a man is a good place to fit your lipstick, compact... tampons...

but thats more utility, not sport.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 07:51 PM
give it up.....it's never gonna happen for you.ROFL

I think you are being mean. I haven't even seen his jawline or his eyes.

Donger
08-24-2005, 08:12 PM
I think you are being mean. I haven't even seen his jawline or his eyes.

Well, oddly enough, those two features are what females have always mentioned about me.

Not too many guys, however.

I suddenly feel unclean.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 08:14 PM
Well, oddly enough, those two features are what females have always mentioned about me.

Not too many guys, however.

I suddenly feel unclean.

Pics?

Donger
08-24-2005, 08:16 PM
Pics?

No thanks. I prefer a certain level of anonymity.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 08:17 PM
No thanks. I prefer a certain level of anonymity.

:(

Donger
08-24-2005, 08:18 PM
:(

Sorry spanky.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 08:19 PM
:(

I'll email you the set he sends to us girls.

You'll love his bedroom eyes.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 08:21 PM
I'll email you the set he sends to us girls.

You'll love his bedroom eyes.

http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/w00t.gifhttp://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/cloud9.gif

Donger
08-24-2005, 08:24 PM
I'll email you the set he sends to us girls.

You'll love his bedroom eyes.

You know, if one of the CP gals would just give him a mercy f*ck, jump-on-the-grenade, whatever you want to call it, you might be able to turn gochiefs from the dark side towards the light.

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 08:25 PM
You know, if one of the CP gals would just give him a mercy f*ck, jump-on-the-grenade, whatever you want to call it, you might be able to turn gochiefs from the dark side towards the light.

I'm not gay.

Katipan
08-24-2005, 08:27 PM
You know, if one of the CP gals would just give him a mercy f*ck, jump-on-the-grenade, whatever you want to call it, you might be able to turn gochiefs from the dark side towards the light.

I don't have the facial hair for the job :banghead:

Donger
08-24-2005, 08:27 PM
I'm not gay.

Perhaps not. Perhaps so.

If I could arrange for a no-strings-attached mercy f*ck (with a female), would you accept?

chiefs4me
08-24-2005, 08:32 PM
And as usual, you've no idea what's going on around you.





it was meant to be a joke you freaking loon...and can't you ever come up with anything new..same ole same ole....at least Killer and Skip don't repeat themselves.:rolleyes:

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 08:34 PM
If I could arrange for a no-strings-attached mercy f*ck (with a female), would you accept?

Nah, that's pretty seedy. I actually have scruples, believe it or not.

I refuse to be a wanton slave to my penis.

chiefs4me
08-24-2005, 08:35 PM
You know, if one of the CP gals would just give him a mercy f*ck, jump-on-the-grenade, whatever you want to call it, you might be able to turn gochiefs from the dark side towards the light.



I can't believe you talk like you do sometimes...even if meant as a joke.

you are a sicko....:shake:

chiefs4me
08-24-2005, 08:37 PM
I'll email you the set he sends to us girls.

You'll love his bedroom eyes.




oh no....Morph has the bedroom eyes...:p

Donger
08-24-2005, 09:08 PM
it was meant to be a joke you freaking loon...and can't you ever come up with anything new..same ole same ole....at least Killer and Skip don't repeat themselves.:rolleyes:

It's not my fault that you're an idiot. Then again, it's not your fault, either. I blame your parents.

If you were to show an occasional glimmer of intelligence, I'd be able to alter.

Donger
08-24-2005, 09:09 PM
I can't believe you talk like you do sometimes...even if meant as a joke.

you are a sicko....:shake:

What's sick about trying to get gochiefs laid?

Donger
08-24-2005, 09:09 PM
Nah, that's pretty seedy. I actually have scruples, believe it or not.

I refuse to be a wanton slave to my penis.

I can understand that, believe it or not.

chiefs4me
08-24-2005, 09:13 PM
It's not my fault that you're an idiot. Then again, it's not your fault, either. I blame your parents.

If you were to show an occasional glimmer of intelligence, I'd be able to alter.




Now why would I want to show you anything....:rolleyes:


alter this....4321

Count Alex's Losses
08-24-2005, 09:16 PM
chiefs4me....why do you insist on being so confrontational with everyone?

penguinz
08-24-2005, 09:18 PM
Holy shit..he left his album open. These are hilarious.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/Picture062.jpgYou left off the best one......



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/24%207/ChrispyKreme.jpg

Katipan
08-24-2005, 09:20 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/24%207/ChrispyKreme.jpg

wtf :shake:

Ultra Peanut
08-24-2005, 09:24 PM
If Mr. Kotter were posting on this thread, he would coerce the truth from you - that's for certain.

He has a way of getting it from you.Meh. Kotter's overrated. He's lost his touch, as well as his second-level burst.

In short:

morphius
08-24-2005, 09:24 PM
oh no....Morph has the bedroom eyes...:p
LMAO!!! You hush before you get me in more trouble, hehe.

Donger
08-24-2005, 09:27 PM
Now why would I want to show you anything....:rolleyes:


alter this....4321

Well, I suppose we can still be hopeful for the future. BTW, is the father of your children of above-average intelligence?

Ultra Peanut
08-24-2005, 09:30 PM
You left off the best one......



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/Birdman81/24%207/ChrispyKreme.jpgROFL

chiefs4me
08-24-2005, 09:34 PM
LMAO!!! You hush before you get me in more trouble, hehe.




:D

Katipan
08-24-2005, 09:41 PM
ROFL

I can change my pict to my HK if you feel that strongly about it

Ultra Peanut
08-24-2005, 09:42 PM
I can change my pict to my HK if you feel that strongly about itHmwhat?

go bowe
08-24-2005, 11:00 PM
True or false, if either of them offered you a blow job, you would pull down your pants.hmmmmm...

that's a tough question...

how drunk am i?

ENDelt260
08-24-2005, 11:08 PM
and Mike MacDougal, for more examples.

ROFL Holy smokes, that is one goofy lookin' dude.