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tommykat
08-24-2005, 07:35 PM
Missing Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. Just
watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he
misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had
his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!

And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I
don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so
full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest
leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between Bushes.

papasmurf
08-24-2005, 07:40 PM
At least he was a man an not wimp like the Bushes he served between.

tommykat
08-24-2005, 07:46 PM
Why was this moved???

Brock
08-24-2005, 07:49 PM
it was moved to where it belongs

FloridaChief
08-24-2005, 07:58 PM
Why was this moved???

Because stupid bitches thrive on the intranet....

Bootlegged
08-24-2005, 08:03 PM
At least he was a man an not wimp like the Bushes he served between.


Demahkrats are fur teh wurkin' man!

Phobia
08-24-2005, 08:04 PM
Because people won't just let it be a joke, it has to become a political debate.

Amnorix
08-24-2005, 08:05 PM
Missing Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious.

:shrug: First couple lines were amusing. Then it just became usual stupid political bashing. I'm sure Republicans will find it funnier.

Amnorix
08-24-2005, 08:05 PM
Because people won't just let it be a joke, it has to become a political debate.

If it was actually funny, mebbe it'd have a better shot.

Ralphy Boy
08-24-2005, 09:12 PM
At least he was a man an not wimp like the Bushes he served between.


Yeah, right. W & Sr. were wimps and Clinton is a real tough guy. ROFL

papasmurf
08-24-2005, 09:53 PM
[QUOTE=Lattimer]Demahkrats are fur teh wurkin' man![/QUO

Problem?

Saulbadguy
08-24-2005, 10:04 PM
So do I!

Logical
08-24-2005, 10:32 PM
Pretty funny.

Good thing they changed the Oath of ofice to this so Bush can tell his version of the truth with impugnity as well.

"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Taco John
08-25-2005, 12:56 AM
It's good to see Ted Nugent has got some new material.

StcChief
08-25-2005, 08:04 AM
The truth hurts, but Bill doesn't care he's laughin all the way to the bank.

Radar Chief
08-25-2005, 08:41 AM
It's good to see Ted Nugent has got some new material.

The Nuge? Doubt it, heís not nearly witty enough, and this part here sounds exactly like Chris Rockís stand up.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had
his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!

And, he gets a check from the government every month.

NewChief
08-25-2005, 08:51 AM
The Nuge? Doubt it, heís not nearly witty enough, and this part here sounds exactly like Chris Rockís stand up.

Yeah, I think it's a compilation of a bunch of jokes. It starts off pretty funny and edgy and then devolves into silly little wordplays. Hanky panky between two Bushes...what self-respecting black comedian would use that kind of language?

Radar Chief
08-25-2005, 08:56 AM
Yeah, I think it's a compilation of a bunch of jokes. It starts off pretty funny and edgy and then devolves into silly little wordplays. Hanky panky between two Bushes...what self-respecting black comedian would use that kind of language?

Agreed, the part that sounds just like Chris Rock is funny, course Iím a CR fan anyway, but the rest is just the same political smack that gets flip-flopped every other presidential term. ;)

patteeu
08-25-2005, 09:11 AM
:shrug: First couple lines were amusing. Then it just became usual stupid political bashing. I'm sure Republicans will find it funnier.

I thought it was pretty lame. Maybe it was funnier when it was delivered by the comedian instead of via transcript (no slight intended to the thread starter).