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alanm
08-26-2005, 01:28 AM
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican

>>
>>Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>>
>>Question: How do you tell the difference between
>>Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?
>>
>>The answer can be found by posing the following
>>question:
>>
>>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
>>and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
>>with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
>>with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
>>the knife, and charges at you. You are
>>carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot.
>>You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
>>family.
>>
>>What do you do?
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>Democrat's Answer:
>>
>>Well, that's not enough information to answer the
>>question!
>>
>>Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>>
>>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
>>him to attack?
>>
>>Could we run away?
>>
>>What does my wife think?
>>
>>What about the kids?
>>
>>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
>>the knife out of his hand?
>>
>>What does the law say about this situation?
>>
>>Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>>
>>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
>>of message does this send to society and to my
>>children?
>>
>>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>>
>>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
>>content just to wound me?
>>
>>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
>>family get away while he was stabbing me?
>>
>>Should I call 9-1-1?
>>
>>Why is this street so deserted?
>>
>>We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
>>and make this happier, healthier street that would
>>discourage such behavior.
>>
>>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
>>some friends for few days and try to come to a
>>consensus.
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>Republican's Answer:
>>
>>BANG!
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>Southern Republican's Answer:
>>
>>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>>BANG! click......(sounds of reloading).
>>
>>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>>BANG! click
>>
>>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
>>Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

alanm
08-26-2005, 08:36 PM
What... Nobody has a sense of humor today?? When I got this in a email I thought it was pretty funny. :(

SNR
08-27-2005, 01:09 AM
It's funny. But not haha funny