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tk13
08-27-2005, 10:25 PM
Carl was just talking on the radio. Said the NFL has mandated that all teams do "pat downs" for all fans coming into the stadium this year, so they have to comply. He urged fans to be patient and come to the stadium a little early, but starting Week 1 basically everybody entering the stadium will be frisked (my words, not his). Thought that deserved a heads up.

ENDelt260
08-27-2005, 10:33 PM
They haven't been doing that already? I don't really pay much attention. I know I've been patted down entering sporting events before... just never kept track of when/where.

tk13
08-27-2005, 10:37 PM
Carl said 12 teams did it last year. I thought Arrowhead did the "wand" but not the "pat down". I could be remembering wrong though.

siberian khatru
08-27-2005, 10:39 PM
As much as Carl has screwed us over the years, it's only fitting that we finally get a reach-around.

olathechiefsfan
08-27-2005, 10:42 PM
How long until Carl has the guards hold everyone upside down by their ankles and shake until all the loose change falls out?

ENDelt260
08-27-2005, 10:44 PM
As much as Carl has screwed us over the years, it's only fitting that we finally get a reach-around.
Ba-dump-ching!

AirForceChief
08-27-2005, 10:48 PM
How long until Carl has the guards hold everyone upside down by their ankles and shake until all the loose change falls out?

This has to be a lurking record...your first post...ever?

gblowfish
08-27-2005, 10:51 PM
The only ones who have to worry about a King Carl "patdown" are the Jackson County Legislators. Carl would like to pat them down about 350 million times.

Chiefs Pantalones
08-27-2005, 10:55 PM
tk13 didn't hear Carl right.

He said that the pat downs will be only for the fans that don't have season tickets. He doesn't trust them, because they aren't real fans.

siberian khatru
08-27-2005, 11:03 PM
Ba-dump-ching!

Thank you, I'll be here all weekend. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

tk13
08-27-2005, 11:19 PM
There's a promotion in there somewhere. "Chiefs Cheerleader Pat Down Night".

Saulbadguy
08-28-2005, 09:17 AM
Carl said 12 teams did it last year. I thought Arrowhead did the "wand" but not the "pat down". I could be remembering wrong though.
They don't do anything, really. If you are bringing in a purse they might look in it, or feel it, but other than that, you just walk right in. Security is very lackluster. I think i've been to one game in the last few years that they've actually patted people down.

Nzoner
08-28-2005, 09:44 AM
I'm assuming this could have something to do with the first Sunday of games being Sept 11th.I'm sure we'll be seeing more news on a national level of increased security for all games that day.

Braincase
08-28-2005, 11:40 AM
Watch out... rumor has it that NFL security has it out for one guy from back east... they have a special room set aside for a full-body cavity search, and they have the medical instruments created for "Dead Ringers" for the procedure.