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Wile_E_Coyote
08-29-2005, 05:25 PM
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PRIEST
08-29-2005, 05:28 PM
Hey Peyton can I rub your balls, so I don't throw 20 int's this year. :p

Saulbadguy
08-29-2005, 05:28 PM
Jake celebrates yet another win over the Colts. He is now 2-0 against the Colts when it DOESN'T COUNT!

Wile_E_Coyote
08-29-2005, 05:33 PM
I'll shake your hand, after you turn that cap around Jake

Bowser
08-29-2005, 05:37 PM
Where is you pr0n 'stache, wildman?

Rain Man
08-29-2005, 05:41 PM
Quiz: What's the difference between a Colts-Broncos preseason game and a Colts-Broncos playoff game?




Answer: In the preseason game, the Colts pull Manning after only two touchdown passes.

ROYC75
08-29-2005, 05:50 PM
Hey Peyton, Tell me how you get to call your own plays and I have to have mine taped to my wrist ?
http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/CODZ112082800_lower.jpg

Bowser
08-29-2005, 05:53 PM
Hahaha!

milkman
08-29-2005, 05:54 PM
"Jake, I know this banjo pickin' special young man that lives close to the Mississippi River that could help you with your decision making."

Rain Man
08-29-2005, 05:56 PM
I must say that Peyton Manning is an inspiration to goofy-looking people everywhere.

Uatu
08-29-2005, 06:06 PM
One of these things is not like the others...

Brock
08-29-2005, 06:17 PM
"Peyton, how come my coach only lets me run 2 plays?"

chefsos
08-29-2005, 06:17 PM
So you see, Jake, this third nut right here helps to keep my throwing mechanics sound. Makes me use my hips. Oh, and by the way, this is the only left handed play you'll ever see me try to make.

cdcox
08-29-2005, 06:35 PM
Peyton: "I can't think of anything I enjoy more than choking in the playoffs!"

Jake: "Awsome! Me too, dude! Wanna see me throw a pass with my left hand?"

Reaper16
08-29-2005, 07:19 PM
Hey Peyton, Tell me how you get to call your own plays and I have to have mine taped to my wrist ?
http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/CODZ112082800_lower.jpg

lol, that's gewd.

Garcia Bronco
08-29-2005, 07:21 PM
"Hey Peyton...maybe after this football thing we can fight crime."

Garcia Bronco
08-29-2005, 07:23 PM
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"Yeah dude...it was sweet...they didn't even make us punt."

keg in kc
08-29-2005, 07:23 PM
Pinky and the Brain.

keg in kc
08-29-2005, 07:24 PM
"Yeah dude...I remember that play...you guys just laid there and Marvin ran to the end zone. It was like you gave up."

"Oh yeah. I remember that. How embarrasing."

Reaper16
08-29-2005, 07:25 PM
"Yeah dude...it was sweet...they didn't even make us punt."

I'll admit it; that was a funny comment.

stevieray
08-29-2005, 08:17 PM
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'Thanks for letting us in the playoffs"

"Not a problem, it was a no brainer"

4th and Long
08-29-2005, 08:20 PM
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You may have a cool name like "The Snake" but with the kinda cash they are paying me, no matter how goofy I may look, the ladies want to see MY snake, if you know what I mean.

Tuckdaddy
08-29-2005, 08:20 PM
I never realized that Jake is one handsome mutha focker.

Brock
08-29-2005, 08:21 PM
I never realized that Jake is one handsome mutha focker.

wtf

ChiefsCountry
08-29-2005, 08:54 PM
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You may have a cool name like "The Snake" but with the kinda cash they are paying me, no matter how goofy I may look, the ladies want to see MY snake, if you know what I mean.

"I like your snake too, Peyton. Let me grow my porn mustache again and we can get it on."

jspchief
08-29-2005, 10:47 PM
"Yeah dude...it was sweet...they didn't even make us punt."I hope that wasn't in reference to the Chiefs play-off game.

Considering the week before, Denver's stellar defense couldn't force a single punt from the Colts either, I think there's a cliche about rocks and glass houses that fits nicely here.

Chiefs Pantalones
08-29-2005, 10:51 PM
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Jake- Do you have any advice for me...

Peyton- (laughing) I don't have all night...

Chan93lx50
08-29-2005, 10:55 PM
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Peyton have you seen my baseball?

Chan93lx50
08-29-2005, 11:02 PM
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Ehhh maybe Peyton looks like Kane from WWE

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/221496

I know its a reach!

jspchief
08-29-2005, 11:03 PM
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Plummer: "Hey Peyton! Hey Peyton! Remember that one year when you threw more INTs than TDs? I can do that too! We're a lot alike. We also have a guy just like Barry Sanders. Wanna' see him?"

Manning: "Security!"

Chiefs Pantalones
08-29-2005, 11:05 PM
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Plummer: "Hey Peyton! Hey Peyton! Remember that one year when you threw more INTs than TDs? I can do that too! We're a lot alike. We also have a guy just like Barry Sanders. Wanna' see him?"

Manning: "Security!"

ROFL

nice...

SNR
08-29-2005, 11:21 PM
"Alright, Jake. One more pink squirrel and I'm done, I swear!"

Bowser
08-29-2005, 11:24 PM
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"Yeah, your TD record is nice and all, but I was the next Joe Montana before that Tom Brady guy showed up....."

(Unintelligible southern drawl/lisp thing sounds....)

KC Jones
08-30-2005, 05:34 AM
Jake: "Hey Peyton, why don't you come over her and let me do you up da butt"

Peyton: "W-w-w-well geepers J-j-jake, that sounds gr-gr-gr... swell"

Goapics1
08-30-2005, 06:15 AM
What a bunch of fuggin comedian's.

patteeu
08-30-2005, 06:44 AM
Hey, that's my fantasy football QB duo. I winced when I had to take Jake as my 2nd QB, but since my league doesn't penalize QBs for INTs, he should be alright.

the Talking Can
08-30-2005, 06:49 AM
Hey Peyton, Tell me how you get to call your own plays and I have to have mine taped to my wrist ?
http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/CODZ112082800_lower.jpg

ROFL