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Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:08 AM
If you're going to be a coward and send emails......like this one.....at least share the humor with the board.

I'll tell you to bring a bottle of water and wait your turn. You're a stud.
I'm quaking in my shoes. So would you like a list of games I'm attending?

"This is a message from Halfcan at ChiefsPlanet (
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php ). The ChiefsPlanet owners cannot
accept any responsibility for the contents of the email.

To email Halfcan, you can use this online form:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/sendmessage.php?do=mailmember&userid=6014

OR, by email:
mailto:ringohalfcan@sbcglobal.net

This is the message:

Your a f#ckin c#ck smoker. Better hope you never run in to me at a game, you
f#ggot piece of shit. You must have a pretty pathetic life to be such a bitter
homo."

Lzen
08-31-2005, 08:09 AM
That is pitiful. So what brought on the wrath of halfcan?

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:10 AM
My standard planet response, either in Pm or on the board to those who are "going to kick my ass at a game" is the following.

"let it be known that the last thing you shall see is my bare ass, hoovering down over your mouth to fart as you gasp for air".


I am only a wee midget, but I've gut a lethal uppercut to the exposed Taint.

WisChief
08-31-2005, 08:10 AM
:shake:

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 08:12 AM
Wow. What can I say to that except, welcome back to Jr. High School.

Brock
08-31-2005, 08:13 AM
Well, at least he didn't threaten to PM you his phone number.

stevieray
08-31-2005, 08:14 AM
my money's on the bitter homo.

Bootlegged
08-31-2005, 08:15 AM
The real question is, who would be the main event?

Iowanian vs. Halfcan (tom cash, I'm guessing?)

or

Brock Vs. Penchief???


Maybe we can get this all on PPV right after Bumfights.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:15 AM
Brock...you think I could get a contract for the undercard? The only problem is, I think this puts the total to 4, who are going to kick my ass opening weekend.

I'm having trouble keeping track in my advancing age, and with my huge midget forehead compressing my brain from all the beatings Its endured...........I know that halfcan and Scalper have indicated they're doing, but I can no longer keep track.

Please list yourselves, in order of appearance.

Sounds like paying $10 to kick Iowanian's ass would be the best fundraiser our prized charity could comprehend. Maybe I should make it to the saturday..........I'm telling you though.....they'll put my uppercut to the goocher as a "finishing move" on the next mortal combat.




sidebar: While Electric/Tom Cash and friends have indicated that I am plenty of unpleasant things, and have wished unkind things on me, he's never used such choice curse words or at least outright offered to whip me....insinuated, but never so forthwright. I think he's innocent this time.

the Talking Can
08-31-2005, 08:16 AM
my money's on the bitter homo.
ROFL

carlos3652
08-31-2005, 08:17 AM
It doesnt sound like him... usually I get lost in his words and lose it by the end. That email makes to much sense and is legible... no way that is Halfcan...

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 08:20 AM
Brock...you think I could get a contract for the undercard? The only problem is, I think this puts the total to 4, who are going to kick my ass opening weekend.
Ya know, if you'd get your ass in gear and talk with Phil, I'm betting we could get something set up in the parking lot on opening day. Maybe sells some tickets and raise a little money for the board and 37 Forever. It'll need a catchy name like some of Ali's fights. Instead of rumble in the jungle, we could go with something along the lines of, "Bloody snot in the parking lot."

Skip Towne
08-31-2005, 08:22 AM
Four guys are gonna kick your ass? Who are the other three?

Brock
08-31-2005, 08:23 AM
"Bloody snot in the parking lot."

ROFL

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:24 AM
PS..If you're going to kick my ass....you'd better bring the WHOLE CAN of whoopass.

I mean....If you're going to the trouble, I don't want it to be some elementary school beatdown.....I'm hoping for At least a concussion and some nice flesh wounds.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:26 AM
How about some Roy Mercer...

"Pop knots in the parking lot"
"Jingle fist on the iowani-list"


3 whacks for $10....step right up.....Hit the Midget with your digits...

JOhn
08-31-2005, 08:26 AM
Wow. What can I say to that except, welcome back to Jr. High School.
No shit, some people take life wayyyyyyyyy to seriously. :shake:



I kinda hope he does run into Iowanian. My only regret being that I'm a 1,000 miles away and will not be able to enjoy the show. ROFL

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 08:29 AM
ROFL
Well it was that or, "Spurting blood of red at Arrowhead" but if Iowanian just one punches the dude, there probably wouldn't be much blood and I detest false advertisement.

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 08:32 AM
No shit, some people take life wayyyyyyyyy to seriously. :shake:
*slides a note into JOhn's desk* "You. Me. Parking lot by the buses. Book bags and backpacks are illegal. Let's go to dukes!" :p
I kinda hope he does run into Iowanian. My only regret being that I'm a 1,000 miles away and will not be able to enjoy the show. ROFL
We'll have plenty of still camera coverage there bud. Fret not. :D

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:32 AM
Iowanian wouldn't do that....he's a terrified coward. He'll run like a girl and hide behind small children and elvis impersonators capes.


I'm totally inviting Walker, Texas Ranger with me to the next game.

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 08:33 AM
Iowanian wouldn't do that....he's a terrified coward. He'll run like a girl and hide behind small children and elvis impersonators capes.
ROFL

milkman
08-31-2005, 08:34 AM
Ya know, if you'd get your ass in gear and talk with Phil, I'm betting we could get something set up in the parking lot on opening day. Maybe sells some tickets and raise a little money for the board and 37 Forever. It'll need a catchy name like some of Ali's fights. Instead of rumble in the jungle, we could go with something along the lines of, "Bloody snot in the parking lot."

How about "The Stalemate at the Tailgate"?

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:35 AM
"the belly bump at the charcoal dump"

Bob Dole
08-31-2005, 08:35 AM
Your a f#ckin c#ck smoker. Better hope you never run in to me at a game, you
f#ggot piece of shit. You must have a pretty pathetic life to be such a bitter
homo."

In all honesty, the message is a little vague.

Does Halfcan want a blowjob?

ndbbm
08-31-2005, 08:36 AM
Nice...The ole "Beat a sped at Arrowhead" show. I see a money maker here. :D

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 08:37 AM
PS..If you're going to kick my ass....you'd better bring the WHOLE CAN of whoopass.

I mean....If you're going to the trouble, I don't want it to be some elementary school beatdown.....I'm hoping for At least a concussion and some nice flesh wounds.

I could trip and fall on you with about 350 lbs of thud. That would be worth at least a couple of broken ribs and pain for a couple of weeks. Does that qualify?

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:40 AM
In all honesty, the message is a little vague.

Does Halfcan want a blowjob?

You're right Bobdole...this IS probably my fault...and I can understand the confusion on the nice posters part, because I'm pretty sure the last pm I replied to, I told him I was not interested in Dating, but ended with "suk mah baows". I'm a dicktease.




I just realized the level of my mistake in antagonizing this poster.........I just re-read the email in "doctor david banner: You wouldn't like me when Ahm angry" as my mental picture turned into green muscles.

I admit it...I peed, just a little.

chagrin
08-31-2005, 08:41 AM
What exactly did you two get into it about?

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 08:41 AM
"the belly bump at the charcoal dump"
That beats my, "In for the kill at the charcoal grill" idea.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:45 AM
What exactly did you two get into it about?

Alot less than when you were all pissed off at me 2 weeks ago.....I think I said his threads sucked. Were you one of them on the list thats going to beat me down, or did you just cuss at me a little?




I should probably have my picture taken soon........for my family, because by the end of the season, I'm bound to look like someone gave birth into a vat of re-hydrated mashed potatoes.

chagrin
08-31-2005, 08:47 AM
No, I never threatened you. I don't come here to fight, and I definitely can't see myself getting so mad I would want to physically fight anyone.

I thought he seemed happy go lucky, those words didn't though. I was being a baby that day, maybe this is his way of being a baby...making threats?

Biohazard
08-31-2005, 08:49 AM
And this is why nOObs get a bad rep around here! DAMN nOObs!!!!!! I say this (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=121558&highlight=iowanian) is where it started!

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 08:51 AM
I didn't think so char. I admit I was sporting with you that day.......


With a little luck, they'll all be kind enough to leave me but 1 eye open, so I can still see the game.

pony...I'd say thats a good guess as to the opening kickoff....at least the pms started around then.

alanm
08-31-2005, 08:52 AM
Why am I reminded of Bronco LB52 on the Mane when I read this? :hmmm: Maybe a Cousin? Brother? Sister? Mother? :)

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 09:00 AM
Why am I reminded of Bronco LB52 on the Mane when I read this? :hmmm: Maybe a Cousin? Brother? Sister? Mother? :)
Like this nugget he left for me?
One for the Chiefs fans (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=700824#post700824)08-05-2005 03:19 PMBronco LB 52 (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=1321)Your sister gives good head.

chagrin
08-31-2005, 09:00 AM
That's the one thing I don't understand though, its one thing to fight on the board and stuff, but why do folks get so pissed that they want to FIGHT fight. Some people just immediately go into "violence" mode

milkman
08-31-2005, 09:03 AM
That's the one thing I don't understand though, its one thing to fight on the board and stuff, but why do folks get so pissed that they want to FIGHT fight. Some people just immediately go into "violence" mode

WTH are you talking about?
There's nothing wrong with "violence" mode!

If you have a problem with that, then I think I'll just have to kick your ass! :p

chagrin
08-31-2005, 09:04 AM
"Great Horney Toads!"

LMAO, yesterday dude, I found a funny doundboard with Yosemite Sam sound WAVs...hilarious!

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-31-2005, 09:04 AM
Brock...you think I could get a contract for the undercard? The only problem is, I think this puts the total to 4, who are going to kick my ass opening weekend.


OOOHHHHHH, OOOHHHHHHH can I kick your ass too?!?!?!?!!!!??? Please!?

I always get left out...

:sulk:

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 09:07 AM
OOOHHHHHH, OOOHHHHHHH can I kick your ass too?!?!?!?!!!!??? Please!?

I always get left out...

:sulk:
You and me. Parking lot. Before the game. And no, you are NOT aloowed to throw one of those fru-fru drinks you had at the Royals game in my face during the fight. That would be cheating.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-31-2005, 09:09 AM
You and me. Parking lot. Before the game. And no, you are NOT aloowed to throw one of those fru-fru drinks you had at the Royals game in my face during the fight. That would be cheating.
damn...

milkman
08-31-2005, 09:12 AM
"Great Horney Toads!"

LMAO, yesterday dude, I found a funny doundboard with Yosemite Sam sound WAVs...hilarious!

Yosemite Sam has always been my favorite Looney Toons character.

Funny thing is, I knew a guy a few years ago who looked just like him, and acted a lot like him.
Yosemite Sam was smarter, though

Biohazard
08-31-2005, 09:24 AM
Message brought to you by the Church of Later day Saints!

Skip Towne
08-31-2005, 09:35 AM
Iowanian, would you please stop picking on all the n00bs? There's never anything left for the rest of us.

Fairplay
08-31-2005, 10:01 AM
Schedule the fight the same day that Frazods going to fight that one Donk fan that he got into it with.

It will be a doulble event.

We can en-list chiefs4me to be the ring girl and hold the sign which round it is in her high heel shoes.

chagrin
08-31-2005, 10:05 AM
We can en-list chiefs4me to be the ring girl and hold the sign which round it is in her high heel shoes

and tassles?
:p

Uatu
08-31-2005, 10:08 AM
This just in, halfcan is a douche. Carry on...

What's funny is that this one gave away his personal email address in sending you that message.

Something tells me that there will be a new name on a few hundred porn mailing lists in the near future.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 10:33 AM
Skip........I don't mess with "noobs". tenure doesn't mean much to me, more than getting the benefit of the doubt if you've been here a long time. I only sport with those, who routinely make stupid posts and threads.

With the things happening in the country, world and my life right now........I've hardly got the time or inclination to waste any time, signing halfwit up for nambla.

ALOT of people have talked about kicking my ass in my lifetime......far fewer have actually tried it.......and fewer have accomplished the task.
Please forgive me if I refrain from sheer terror until actually finding myself on the ground, under the boot of Bill Braskey himself.

I'll be at a few of the games, I'd prefer you wait until afterwards...be sure to drink ALOT during the game.

Biohazard
08-31-2005, 11:02 AM
Better watchit halfcan I found a pic of Iowanian in action!

Mr. Laz
08-31-2005, 12:32 PM
This is the message:

Your a f#ckin c#ck smoker. Better hope you never run in to me at a game, you
f#ggot piece of shit. You must have a pretty pathetic life to be such a bitter
homo."
kinda reminds me of the neg rep messages you send to me ROFL ROFL

gblowfish
08-31-2005, 12:45 PM
kinda reminds me of the neg rep messages you send to me ROFL ROFL
The only neg rep I've ever got EVER was from Iowanian.
Everything that you do will come back to you. Uh-huh.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 12:51 PM
kinda reminds me of the neg rep messages you send to me ROFL ROFL

I'm sure I've insinuated your post was douchee....but I've never threatened anyone on the planet....Ever.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 12:52 PM
The only neg rep I've ever got EVER was from Iowanian.
Everything that you do will come back to you. Uh-huh.


hey George...you know how to make a cat sound like a dog?

Mr. Laz
08-31-2005, 12:52 PM
The only neg rep I've ever got EVER was from Iowanian.
Everything that you do will come back to you. Uh-huh.
his nep rep comment to me tend to get rather expressive :)


i believe the last one had something to do with "vaginal discharge" and how it relates to my posts.



heh ROFL

Mr. Laz
08-31-2005, 12:53 PM
I'm sure I've insinuated your post was douchee....but I've never threatened anyone on the planet....Ever.
oh yea ... didn't mean to imply the threat part ... just the insult part



hehe

ChiefsKing
08-31-2005, 12:53 PM
Hey, this sounds like a good idea! I wouldn't mind kicking your punk ass either!!

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 12:55 PM
I'll never deny the insult part....I've tried to cut back on those lately, but SOME posters make it Just. so. Hard.

Usually, I agree with your football....its the rest of it......

As for Blowfish........I remember that....It was when you internally combusted because someone wanted to put down their dog or something.

Mr. Laz
08-31-2005, 12:55 PM
Hey, this sounds like a good idea! I wouldn't mind kicking your punk ass either!!
hey ... ya


let's have a big chiefsplanet get together and for the entertainment portion of the party we can all beat the crap outa ioweenie.


;) :moon:

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 12:56 PM
Hey, this sounds like a good idea! I wouldn't mind kicking your punk ass either!!

I'm scheduled full that day........but I am having Slayer take care of the JV matches anyway.

Brock
08-31-2005, 12:56 PM
I'll never deny the insult part....I've tried to cut back on those lately, but SOME posters make it Just. so. Hard.

Usually, I agree with your football....its the rest of it......

As for Blowfish........I remember that....It was when you internally combusted because someone wanted to put down their dog or something.

I think we were joking about killing cats or something, and he was threatening to turn us all in to the ASPCA. I laughed out loud.

gblowfish
08-31-2005, 12:58 PM
hey George...you know how to make a cat sound like a dog?I dunno. Is that a riddle you learned while watching midget porn? The guy who threatened to kick your ass is from my hometown. Why don't you insult Go Bo next? Then you'll hit the Independence trifecta.

Up Your Meds, Psycho.

Where have I heard that before?

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 12:58 PM
Thats right...I think he was going to contact our congressmen or something. I could see the white spitbaows forming in the corners of his mouth as he typed it.

good times.

Who knew that a single Neg rep could cause a yeast infection, George?

luv
08-31-2005, 01:01 PM
I have only received rep from Iowanian once. It may have been neg rep, but it came with some advice. "Don't be a Martyr". Other neg rep I've gotten is just people taking things way too personally.

Count Alex's Losses
08-31-2005, 01:03 PM
I'd be willing to set up a 37 Forever booth...

Slap GoChiefs - $5

Punch GoChiefs In The Gut - $20

Punch GoChiefs In The Face - $50

Biohazard
08-31-2005, 01:08 PM
Where the hell is halfcan? Did you scare him completely away Iowa? This thread would be alot of fun if he would just show his face!

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 01:15 PM
I've scared noone away, I'm far, far too weak and spineless....I too wish he'd arrive soon, so I can quickly appologize for my unfortunate miscalculation of opponents and thereby save my skin before its too late.


I'm sure halfcan is just busy, bench pressing 600 pounds, counting his eleventy million dollars, doing shadow puppets for the unfortunate at the old driving, using his unit, returning calls to his 85 closest friends and sexing his supermodel wife in his luxurious pool.

ChiefsKing
08-31-2005, 01:25 PM
I've scared noone away, I'm far, far too weak and spineless....I too wish he'd arrive soon, so I can quickly appologize for my unfortunate miscalculation of opponents and thereby save my skin before its too late.


I'm sure halfcan is just busy, bench pressing 600 pounds, counting his eleventy million dollars, doing shadow puppets for the unfortunate at the old driving, using his unit, returning calls to his 85 closest friends and sexing his supermodel wife in his luxurious pool.

You know, being such a F@#%*&! cornhole to people you don't know anything about might come back to bite you in your punk ass one day! Maybe you should try being nice to people. Hell of a concept I know, but thats what I ALWAYS do know matter what! I know SOME people make it hard, but maybe you should give it a try. Either that or keep it up and have someone come up to you in a parking lot and beat you in your own piss and blood.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 01:33 PM
Your kung fu is strong.

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 01:37 PM
You know, being such a F@#%*&! cornhole to people you don't know anything about might come back to bite you in your punk ass one day! Maybe you should try being nice to people. Hell of a concept I know, but thats what I ALWAYS do know matter what! I know SOME people make it hard, but maybe you should give it a try. Either that or keep it up and have someone come up to you in a parking lot and beat you in your own piss and blood.

Jeez man chill.:shake:

WTF have you done to these dudes Iowanian?

Why haven't I occured the wrath of Iowa?

And as long as I'm around there ain't going to be anyone throwing punches at B5. I may be fat and out of shape but if I connect you'll be eating through a straw. Hows that for flexing the internet muscle?:p

ChiTown
08-31-2005, 01:39 PM
This thread is very entertaining. Thank Ye!

BIG_DADDY
08-31-2005, 01:39 PM
All I know is I am stoked to be getting back into grappling this weekend. There are so many mouths out there it will feel good to get back to choking people the **** out. I sure hope my shoulder holds up it's the only reason it's taken so long for me to consider getting back into it. Well, that ans my age. What we should do is put together some ChiefsPlanet MMA matches I can think of a few.

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 01:42 PM
All I know is I am stoked to be getting back into grappling this weekend. There are so many mouths out there it will feel good to get back to choking people the **** out. I sure hope my shoulder holds up it's the only reason it's taken so long for me to consider getting back into it. Well, that ans my age. What we should do is put together some ChiefsPlanet MMA matches I can think of a few.

MMA?:hmmm:

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 01:46 PM
Jeez man chill.:shake:

WTF have you done to these dudes Iowanian?


I'm nice to lots of people...every day. Its almost always rookies, who know nothing about me who fly off the handle.

To tell the truth....I don't recall ever even seeing that cat's name....let alone anything significant as far as disagreement. Probably used to be someone else, or has an alter ego. Its been a long time ago, and my name was written on a trailer house wall in lipstick if there was.....

Whats stupid, is how many nut jobs with anger management issues are out there, who would want to drive to a game and spend a morning scouring a parkinglot looking for someone who typed some words on the fargin interweb, who they have never seen and know nothing about, to fight, as risk of being tazered in the balls and being thrown in jail at kickoff........... instead of soaking up the sun and smell of BBQ, conversing with friends and seeing a game.

If you're incapable of taking a joke, or a little ribbing on the internet without beating your wife......its time to find a new hobby. whats funnier is that I get along great with 99% of the posters.....and haven't had any problems in person yet.

Biohazard
08-31-2005, 01:46 PM
MMA?:hmmm:
Mutton Mounting Association?

BIG_DADDY
08-31-2005, 01:47 PM
MMA?:hmmm:

Mixed Martial Arts, no holds barred. Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!

I know Jsp and MoHillbilly have been wanting a piece of each other as well.

vailpass
08-31-2005, 01:48 PM
Your kung fu is strong.

ROFL

BIG_DADDY
08-31-2005, 01:50 PM
I'm nice to lots of people...every day. Its almost always rookies, who know nothing about me who fly off the handle.

To tell the truth....I don't recall ever even seeing that cat's name....let alone anything significant as far as disagreement. Probably used to be someone else, or has an alter ego. Its been a long time ago, and my name was written on a trailer house wall in lipstick if there was.....

Whats stupid, is how many nut jobs with anger management issues are out there, who would want to drive to a game and spend a morning scouring a parkinglot looking for someone who typed some words on the fargin interweb, who they have never seen and know nothing about, to fight, as risk of being tazered in the balls and being thrown in jail at kickoff........... instead of soaking up the sun and smell of BBQ, conversing with friends and seeing a game.

If you're incapable of taking a joke, or a little ribbing on the internet without beating your wife......its time to find a new hobby. whats funnier is that I get along great with 99% of the posters.....and haven't had any problems in person yet.

Come on dude I think you can take halfcan. :Poke:

Biohazard
08-31-2005, 01:51 PM
Mixed Martial Arts, no holds barred. Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!
Sweeet!!!!

go bowe
08-31-2005, 01:51 PM
* * *
This is the message:

Your a f#ckin c#ck smoker. Better hope you never run in to me at a game, you
f#ggot piece of shit. You must have a pretty pathetic life to be such a bitter homo."oh hell, the next thing you know kotter is going to out you...

go bowe
08-31-2005, 01:52 PM
My standard planet response, either in Pm or on the board to those who are "going to kick my ass at a game" is the following.

"let it be known that the last thing you shall see is my bare ass, hoovering down over your mouth to fart as you gasp for air".


I am only a wee midget, but I've gut a lethal uppercut to the exposed Taint.taint?

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 01:53 PM
Mixed Martial Arts, no holds barred. Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!

Remember I helped you out one time. We are friends, right.

xoxo~
BRC
Hopes he didn't piss off BigDaddy some time in the past

ChiefsKing
08-31-2005, 01:53 PM
Sorry if you don't know me, I was just kidding. We all have one thing in common, we are all Chiefs fans. Instead of beating the hell out of Iowan we should go pick on some raider or bronco fans! Ha. That would be more fun!!

BIG_DADDY
08-31-2005, 01:54 PM
Sweeet!!!!

It would be entertaining we should set it up like the night before a big game. If we do it that way we can all sit around and drink beer and get along the day of the game. :toast:

Biohazard
08-31-2005, 01:57 PM
I'll bring some beer, and a laptop so the fights can be posted on the planet for all the ones who cant make it! "right now he's on the ground using his face to block the attackers fists, Ive never seen a head bounce of the pavement like a basketball before, SWEET JESUS snot just flew 10 feet!!!!He'll fell that later!" Yeah it will be great fun! ROFL

go bowe
08-31-2005, 01:58 PM
I could trip and fall on you with about 350 lbs of thud. That would be worth at least a couple of broken ribs and pain for a couple of weeks. Does that qualify?me too...

maybe we could do a threesome, so to speak... :) :) :)

Bob Dole
08-31-2005, 01:58 PM
Sorry if you don't know me, I was just kidding. We all have one thing in common, we are all Chiefs fans. Instead of beating the hell out of Iowan we should go pick on some raider or bronco fans! Ha. That would be more fun!!

You teased the retarded kids in middle school, didn't you?

Bob Dole
08-31-2005, 01:59 PM
taint?

Taint your baows and taint your asshole.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 02:00 PM
Sorry if you don't know me, I was just kidding. We all have one thing in common, we are all Chiefs fans. Instead of beating the hell out of Iowan we should go pick on some raider or bronco fans! Ha. That would be more fun!!

The biggest suprise was that your name didn't ring my "dipshit bell"....every time I see some username's on a thread, its like "DING! fwies are dun"


I'm sure...that somewhere out there, there is a lurker who'd sleep better at night if she were using my head for a mailbox. I'll be sure at the tailgates to keep an eye open for anyone with a corn knife...


I'm more of a lover than a fighter these days......The most violence I engage in involves the occasional dislocated Uterus.

Rausch
08-31-2005, 02:04 PM
It would be entertaining we should set it up like the night before a big game. If we do it that way we can all sit around and drink beer and get along the day of the game. :toast:

What type of grappling you going to take?

Is it strictly MMA related (meaning holds, throws, etc from all styles for MMA fighting) or Greco Roman, freestyle, folkstyle, etc.?

go bowe
08-31-2005, 02:12 PM
I dunno. Is that a riddle you learned while watching midget porn? The guy who threatened to kick your ass is from my hometown. Why don't you insult Go Bo next? Then you'll hit the Independence trifecta.

Up Your Meds, Psycho.

Where have I heard that before?whoa, leave me out of this...

i'm already teamed up with brc to do one of those thingys off the top rope...

just think of it, over 700 lbs. of pure muscle falling on the poor outstretched form of iowanian...

go bowe
08-31-2005, 02:14 PM
Taint your baows and taint your asshole.well, if he punches me in the belly button, he might loose (cp spelling) his hand in there...

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 02:15 PM
whoa, leave me out of this...

i'm already teamed up with brc to do one of those thingys off the top rope...

just think of it, over 700 lbs. of pure muscle falling on the poor outstretched form of iowanian...

UHHH, have you seen me lately? I have only one (occasionally) hard muscle left.

go bowe
08-31-2005, 02:16 PM
I'd be willing to set up a 37 Forever booth...

Slap GoChiefs - $5

Punch GoChiefs In The Gut - $20

Punch GoChiefs In The Face - $50three spits for a quarter?

go bowe
08-31-2005, 02:19 PM
Your kung fu is strong.dammit!

i just got done cleaning off my monitor, and now you've made me snort my coke all over it again...

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

go bowe
08-31-2005, 02:21 PM
I'm nice to lots of people...every day. Its almost always rookies, who know nothing about me who fly off the handle.

To tell the truth....I don't recall ever even seeing that cat's name....let alone anything significant as far as disagreement. Probably used to be someone else, or has an alter ego. Its been a long time ago, and my name was written on a trailer house wall in lipstick if there was.....

Whats stupid, is how many nut jobs with anger management issues are out there, who would want to drive to a game and spend a morning scouring a parkinglot looking for someone who typed some words on the fargin interweb, who they have never seen and know nothing about, to fight, as risk of being tazered in the balls and being thrown in jail at kickoff........... instead of soaking up the sun and smell of BBQ, conversing with friends and seeing a game.

If you're incapable of taking a joke, or a little ribbing on the internet without beating your wife......its time to find a new hobby. whats funnier is that I get along great with 99% of the posters.....and haven't had any problems in person yet.oh yeah?

well, you just wait until brc and me get ahold of you...

you'll just be a little oilslick on the parking lot when we get done with you...

go bowe
08-31-2005, 02:23 PM
UHHH, have you seen me lately? I have only one (occasionally) hard muscle left.have you seen me?

i only have one muscle too, it's my jaw muscle unfortunately...

but we're both extra super heavyweights (350 and over)... :D :D :D

BIG_DADDY
08-31-2005, 02:26 PM
What type of grappling you going to take?

Is it strictly MMA related (meaning holds, throws, etc from all styles for MMA fighting) or Greco Roman, freestyle, folkstyle, etc.?

I am a Jiu Jitsu guy. I trained with Ralph Gracie a number of years back and am going to a place called pit bull jiu jitsu believe it or not where I know some of the people running the show there. You get to roll with Marco who is a Brazillian black belt in Jiu Jitsu wich is rare. I got one of my partners here at the firm all involved a few years back and he is about to get his brown belt and is very, very good. He can charge but will work with me for free so it's a good setup for me. They also have muay thai kickboxing there but time is a serious issue with me as I plan on continuing my weight training and still have to work with the dog and maintain work and a relationship.

Bwana
08-31-2005, 02:43 PM
I am a Jiu Jitsu guy. I trained with Ralph Gracie a number of years back and am going to a place called pit bull jiu jitsu believe it or not where I know some of the people running the show there. You get to roll with Marco who is a Brazillian black belt in Jiu Jitsu wich is rare. I got one of my partners here at the firm all involved a few years back and he is about to get his brown belt and is very, very good. He can charge but will work with me for free so it's a good setup for me. They also have muay thai kickboxing there but time is a serious issue with me as I plan on continuing my weight training and still have to work with the dog and maintain work and a relationship.

You are lucky as hell to be able to train with a Gracie. I have never had the chance to do something like that. I was a muay thai kickboxing trainer for a local club for a few years after my Tae Kwon Do and Judo training and would have some of those guys pass through to lift and train. I would fight everyone of them to gain the experience. I held my own with all of them and beat a few of them. The better the guy is you're fighting, the faster you learn. If you were closer, I would love the chance to train with you as well Troy.

Skip Towne
08-31-2005, 02:57 PM
dammit!

i just got done cleaning off my monitor, and now you've made me snort my coke all over it again...

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
You snorting coke? Can I come over?

BIG_DADDY
08-31-2005, 03:05 PM
You are lucky as hell to be able to train with a Gracie. I have never had the chance to do something like that. I was a muay thai kickboxing trainer for a local club for a few years after my Tae Kwon Do and Judo training and would have some of those guys pass through to lift and train. I would fight everyone of them to gain the experience. I held my own with all of them and beat a few of them. The better the guy is you're fighting, the faster you learn. If you were closer, I would love the chance to train with you as well Troy.

I have been out of it for awhile now so coming back is going to be hard. My cardio now is the worst it has ever been so the first 10 sessions are going to be hell. I always was decent at standup so I may consider taking a little muay thai just to sharpen up. I started in Judo as a kid but was a little bitch about it and quit after being choked out a few times in tournaments. I always refused to tap so that's what happens. Unfortunately my dad had moved out at that point and I didn't have anyone to kick me in the ass to make me stay in. In high school I got involved in Tang Soo Do and did a little full contact. I never was a big fan of concussions though and life after high school took over soon there after. A number of years back I started training under Carlie Gracie in SF. It was very expensive and hard to get to. Later Ralph opened up a school down the street from my club and I trained under him and got privates from Bobby Southworth which you may remember from the Ultimate Fighter series. I made a deal with him where I took care of memberships for his instructors and all my instruction was free. The broken shoulder ended all of that and I had already been out awhile before that with broken ribs and did not have much time because we were creating this business. It will be great to be back, the shoulder is the only real issue I just don't want to tear it up again. If the shoulder holds up maybe we can meet for a game soon and find some matts in KC to roll on.

Bwana
08-31-2005, 03:15 PM
the shoulder is the only real issue I just don't want to tear it up again.
Been there, done that and it sucks. I smoked a rotator cuff and it took two and a half years to heal. The bad part was, I didn't even do it it the ring or during training. I was hanging by one arm doing some welding on a truck bumper when it just tweaked out of the blue. :shake: Other than breaking my nose, tweaking a wrist on some guys head and encountering NUMEROUS broken toes, I have been lucky.

go bowe
08-31-2005, 03:21 PM
You snorting coke? Can I come over?i was wondering how long it would take for someone to hit that tee shot...

it figures that it would be a pot head, too... :p :p :p

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 03:22 PM
I'd like to be included in a steel toed boots handicap match against Bwana. He has to go barefoot and I get to wear the boots. First person to have all their toes broken, loses. :p

go bowe
08-31-2005, 03:23 PM
Been there, done that and it sucks. I smoked a rotator cuff and it took two and a half years to heal. The bad part was, I didn't even do it it the ring or during training. I was hanging by one arm doing some welding on a truck bumper when it just tweaked out of the blue. :shake: Other than breaking my nose, tweaking a wrist on some guys head and encountering NUMEROUS broken toes, I have been lucky.if i had to fight either one of you guys, i'd bring a wooden hammer like that dude in troy...

go bowe
08-31-2005, 03:24 PM
I'd like to be included in a steel toed boots handicap match against Bwana. He has to go barefoot and I get to wear the boots. First person to have all their toes broken, loses. :pi dunno...

i think i'd still bet on bwana... :D :D :D

MOhillbilly
08-31-2005, 03:30 PM
Mixed Martial Arts, no holds barred. Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!

I know Jsp and MoHillbilly have been wanting a piece of each other as well.

ya i dont fistfight anymore.

Bwana
08-31-2005, 03:33 PM
ya i dont fistfight anymore.
Not when a guy has a 12 gauge handy. :eek:

4th and Long
08-31-2005, 03:36 PM
i dunno...

i think i'd still bet on bwana... :D :D :D
ROFL

You're smarter than I thought! :D

MOhillbilly
08-31-2005, 03:38 PM
Not when a guy has a 12 guage handy. :eek:

whats the use of gettin all sweaty?

BIG_DADDY
08-31-2005, 03:44 PM
Been there, done that and it sucks. I smoked a rotator cuff and it took two and a half years to heal. The bad part was, I didn't even do it it the ring or during training. I was hanging by one arm doing some welding on a truck bumper when it just tweaked out of the blue. :shake: Other than breaking my nose, tweaking a wrist on some guys head and encountering NUMEROUS broken toes, I have been lucky.

Yea well mine was seperated so I have a big bone sticking out of the top of my shoulder. I am very strong right now but I don't know how it will respond to being torqued on. I couldn't even hit a heavy bag a year after so it should be interesting to see how that works out but I don't think I will have issues in when striking it's the grappling that worries me.

Bwana
08-31-2005, 03:48 PM
Yea well mine was seperated so I have a big bone sticking out of the top of my shoulder. I am very strong right now but I don't know how it will respond to being torqued on. I couldn't even hit a heavy bag a year after so it should be interesting to see how that works out but I don't think I will have issues in when striking it's the grappling that worries me.

That injury can be a real bitch. If you have been strength training hard, that is going to give you the best shot, but I sure don't have to tell you that. Best of luck to you with that shoulder!

BIG_DADDY
08-31-2005, 04:14 PM
That injury can be a real bitch. If you have been strength training hard, that is going to give you the best shot, but I sure don't have to tell you that. Best of luck to you with that shoulder!

Thanks I appreciate it. My new Koral combat kimono just just came in I feel like a little kid at christmas. :)

Halfcan
08-31-2005, 09:57 PM
Pretty funny thread. Yeah I got a little pissed when I figured out the rep thing with Iowian leaving me plenty of sick messages. I am surprised Red Rum didn't post the response I had for that C#CKSUCKER too. I just come on here to get updated on the football news and get a laugh at all the funny shit. But when I am constantly told to go get herpes from your uncle, and suck a used tampoon while a prison chain gang nails your mom-it gets old fast. My point was, any little coward in the world can act like a pr#ck which Iowaian has to me from day one. They can type sick and disgusting stuff and way cross the line without any consequences. Be a man and say that shit to my face if you hate me so much for the stupid threads I have started. Sometimes at two in the morning or when you have been drinking, stuff seems a lot funnier than the next day. I thought everything was cool with Iowian, after starting off very badly, but then I found all his cute little messages. Five minutes later, I wasn't even pissed-I figured what is the point and even posted a response to Kotter, saying I deserved it for posting a few jackazz threads. I actually just gave a good rep to Iowian before stumbling across this thread as a way to say forget about it. Oh well shit happens, and if you want to continue to neg rep every one of my post and call names that is on you. As far as I'm concerned I have better things to do than argue with someone I don't even know.

stevieray
08-31-2005, 09:59 PM
damn, that was anti-climatic.

chiefs4me
08-31-2005, 10:12 PM
Schedule the fight the same day that Frazods going to fight that one Donk fan that he got into it with.

It will be a doulble event.

We can en-list chiefs4me to be the ring girl and hold the sign which round it is in her high heel shoes.




and I had my heart set on ringing the bell...ROFL

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 10:22 PM
Here's the thing half..........

There are 2 or 3 things that would make me neg rep someone....1. A thread with a header like "kendrell Bell is a bust", a completely idiodic post.........or whining about a rep you've recieved.....It'd be 1 for a post, if a person lets it go....Bitch about it, and get some more just for sport.

Here's another thing.........In 99.9% of the cases, every day is a clean slate with me.....Take a minute and see what posts were neg repped....Rep is pretty much worthless as far as I'm concerned and I mostlyl enjoy the way it makes so many squeal.

.....Then there is that whole issue with you emailing me threateng me. Just as you think its "cowardly" to make fun of people on the internet....I'll say that any pussy in the world can threaten someone they've never seen, online.

So....I guess what we need to clarify, is, that now that you've sobered up(is there a problem there we can help with).........you still planning on cutting out my gizzard with your toenail?

I think that in person, you'd find that I'm not exactly a sniveling coward. Puffing like a peacock and talking loud while standing "big" hasn't kicked my ass to this day.

if you wanna get along....fine..but we're not scheduling any warm showers anytime soon. If I'm in eminent danger....Let me know and I'll get you a picture to make the search easier. If you're withdrawing your threat....I guess tomorrow is a new day.

ENDelt260
08-31-2005, 10:49 PM
by the end of the season, I'm bound to look like someone gave birth into a vat of re-hydrated mashed potatoes.

That's pretty much how you looked last time I saw ya.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 10:51 PM
well, I had just been down on your [insert female under 130lbs and over 18 of significance]

What I really need to know is If I need to wear chainmail to the next tailgate to protect my guts and liver from a shank fashioned out of an old milwaukee bottle...

Mile High Mania
08-31-2005, 10:52 PM
This thread turned out to be a Tyson PPV.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 10:54 PM
sorry........I'm the online Peter McNeily

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 10:54 PM
damn, that was anti-climatic.
No chit. This thread had a chance to make to the hall of fame and now............:deevee:

ENDelt260
08-31-2005, 10:57 PM
you've made me snort my coke

...so I can work harder... so I can make more money... so I can buy more coke... so I can work harder...

Halfcan
08-31-2005, 11:15 PM
Dude I emailed you to keep it personal business, coward is one thing I have never been. You chose to post it for attention, and that is fine. If I didn't mean it, I would't have emailed it. If you would have read a couple of threads, you would have seen, not only was I over your twisted little comments, I actually took the blame for trying to be funny when it was not. I realized on the Planet if you want to be a freakin comedian, you better be damn funny-because there are a lot of jackazzes competeing. And if you bomb on a post, you got a long line of dipshits ready to kick you in the nuts. If someone wants to call me names I could give a shit less, if it is a really good put down, I will even begrudgenly give props to their creativity, if it is funny. I have even told you that personally. Some of your humor is quite twisted but pretty original also. But on several occasions you crossed the line by bringing family into it. When I was a kid all the guys in the neighborhood would constantly be dogging each other-that is just the way it was. But you never bring family into it-then it was a fight. If you ever wanted to start a fight with someone, you said something about his mom and it was on. So that email was just a natural reaction-after I had time to think about it-I was like-whatever, why should I let this guy piss me off-and was over it. I actually gave up fighting a long time ago. When you have kids you realize what is important in the world and smashing someones face in at a bar for calling you a name just doesn't rank that high anymore. But, if I ever get ahold of that c#cksucker RedRum, Halfcan will be coming out of retirement. As far as you are conscerned iowian-I figure your not going to change. You are going to be the same smug, twisted little pervert that has a Thesaurus shoved up his anal cavity, and gets a boner trying to show off his vast homo erotic vocabulary with every post.
I won't be changing anytime soon either. I will be the same hard working descent guy, that enjoys the humor on here, but occasionally has one to many and post something really freakin stupid and come off sounding like a dumbf#ck. I can live with it and make no apologies-just as you never will. So I guess we might as well call it a draw and just stay out of each others post.

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:17 PM
Dude I emailed you to keep it personal business, coward is one thing I have never been. You chose to post it for attention, and that is fine. If I didn't mean it, I would't have emailed it. If you would have read a couple of threads, you would have seen, not only was I over your twisted little comments, I actually took the blame for trying to be funny when it was not. I realized on the Planet if you want to be a freakin comedian, you better be damn funny-because there are a lot of jackazzes competeing. And if you bomb on a post, you got a long line of dipshits ready to kick you in the nuts. If someone wants to call me names I could give a shit less, if it is a really good put down, I will even begrudgenly give props to their creativity, if it is funny. I have even told you that personally. Some of your humor is quite twisted but pretty original also. But on several occasions you crossed the line by bringing family into it. When I was a kid all the guys in the neighborhood would constantly be dogging each other-that is just the way it was. But you never bring family into it-then it was a fight. If you ever wanted to start a fight with someone, you said something about his mom and it was on. So that email was just a natural reaction-after I had time to think about it-I was like-whatever, why should I let this guy piss me off-and was over it. I actually gave up fighting a long time ago. When you have kids you realize what is important in the world and smashing someones face in at a bar for calling you a name just doesn't rank that high anymore. But, if I ever get ahold of that c#cksucker RedRum, Halfcan will be coming out of retirement. As far as you are conscerned iowian-I figure your not going to change. You are going to be the same smug, twisted little pervert that has a Thesaurus shoved up his anal cavity, and gets a boner trying to show off his vast homo erotic vocabulary with every post.
I won't be changing anytime soon either. I will be the same hard working descent guy, that enjoys the humor on here, but occasionally has one to many and post something really freakin stupid and come off sounding like a dumbf#ck. I can live with it and make no apologies-just as you never will. So I guess we might as well call it a draw and just stay out of each others post.

"I ain't as good as I once was......"

Halfcan
08-31-2005, 11:20 PM
Thats it JDIDDy your next!!!

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 11:20 PM
You are going to be the same smug, twisted little pervert that has a Thesaurus shoved up his anal cavity, and gets a boner trying to show off his vast homo erotic vocabulary with every post.


Thats the spirit!:clap:

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:22 PM
Thats it JDIDDy your next!!!


Hey, I'm 5'6" 140 pounds big boy.

You want to try that shit on me, partner, I'll bite your ankles so hard it would feel like you were locked in a cage with a thousand angry chihuhuas


Keep that in mind.:)

Halfcan
08-31-2005, 11:23 PM
Big red I was trying to be nice, by complimenting his vocabulary skills. You have to admit nobody stretches the shit like Iowian. See even when I am trying to make peace people take it wrong.

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 11:24 PM
I actually took the blame for trying to be funny when it was not. I realized on the Planet if you want to be a freakin comedian, you better be damn funny-because there are a lot of jackazzes competeing. And if you bomb on a post, you got a long line of dipshits ready to kick you in the nuts. .
I hear that. I try to be funny but lets face it I'm no Jerry Lewis. There are a lot of comedy reviewers on here that like to tell you you are not funny and they are. Which in my case is probably true. Nevertheless the planet does need to back off on telling people their posts aren't funny. At least give the poster some room to fail without getting tortured.

Halfcan
08-31-2005, 11:24 PM
lol, noprob jddidy, don't want no trouble

Phobia
08-31-2005, 11:26 PM
Hey, halfcan is getting pretty cool. I guess it's not really Gunther_fan's new ID.

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:27 PM
I hear that. I try to be funny but lets face it I'm no Jerry Lewis. There are a lot of comedy reviewers on here that like to tell you you are not funny and they are. Which in my case is probably true. Nevertheless the planet does need to back off on telling people their posts aren't funny. At least give the poster some room to fail without getting tortured.

Nobody messes with me. However I can guarantee that my posts are funny to me 100% of the time.

Phobia
08-31-2005, 11:27 PM
I hear that. I try to be funny but lets face it I'm no Jerry Lewis. There are a lot of comedy reviewers on here that like to tell you you are not funny and they are. Which in my case is probably true. Nevertheless the planet does need to back off on telling people their posts aren't funny. At least give the poster some room to fail without getting tortured.

You're not funny at all. Unless you're making a joke in person. In that case, I usually offer up an obligatory laugh to all 6'5" 350 lbs giants.

Halfcan
08-31-2005, 11:27 PM
Nobody has bombed worse than me lately-well except gochiefs who has it down to an artform-lol
But I am going to go to a new rule don't drink and type-maybe that will help-lol

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 11:27 PM
Just for the record.....sending an email, threatening to kick someone's ass, is a little different than popping off in public view. I've never taken to kindly to people threatening to kick my ass. In MY neighborhood....that was the best way to ring the bell.

I have a feeling I'll not require the services of a thesaurus to keep up with you here, if you're going to be using that same line eleventy times.... Another case where I feel I could eat a bowl of alphabits and crap better smack.

It sounds like I can loosen the Kevlar, unload the glock and climb out of my bunker. Thats fabulous.

Phobia
08-31-2005, 11:28 PM
Nobody messes with me. However I can guarantee that my posts are funny to me 100% of the time.

That's the way I feel.... not about your posts, of course. About mine.


I'm entertaining myself. I don't care what the rest of you jackasses think about my brand of humor.

Iowanian
08-31-2005, 11:30 PM
Hey, I'm 5'6" 140 pounds big boy.

You want to try that shit on me, partner, I'll bite your ankles so hard it would feel like you were locked in a cage with a thousand angry chihuhuas


Keep that in mind.:)

For $10, I'll teach you how to throw the Atomic Koncho, uppercut to the gooch....

Rausch
08-31-2005, 11:33 PM
That's the way I feel.... not about your posts, of course. About mine.


I'm entertaining myself. I don't care what the rest of you jackasses think about my brand of humor.

Check you smokes.

Oh, and thanks again for being foolish enough to let me crash at your pad. Other than Pink giving me the when-the-fug-are-you-getting-out-of-my-house look I think I did ok.

I Didn't toss up in your ride anyway... :evil:

Mile High Mania
08-31-2005, 11:34 PM
Another case where I feel I could eat a bowl of alphabits and crap better smack.

Sweet... I'm going to use that the next time one of the guys in my league get's fancy on the message boards.

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:35 PM
For $10, I'll teach you how to throw the Atomic Koncho, uppercut to the gooch....


I prefer my guerilla ankle tactics. FWIW for $10 I could buy a bat.

|Zach|
08-31-2005, 11:36 PM
As far as I'm concerned I have better things to do than argue with someone I don't even know.
You sure?

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:36 PM
Check you smokes.

Oh, and thanks again for being foolish enough to let me crash at your pad. Other than Pink giving me the when-the-fug-are-you-getting-out-of-my-house look I think I did ok.

I Didn't toss up in your ride anyway... :evil:

The question is " did you toss off on their couch?" If you did that's probably why you got the look.:)

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:37 PM
You sure?

Are you?

Huh, well do you?

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 11:37 PM
You're not funny at all. Unless you're making a joke in person. In that case, I usually offer up an obligatory laugh to all 6'5" 350 lbs giants.

But I did inform the planet that blowjobs decrease breast cancer:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=116438

I did start a hall of fame thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=103321

And I informed the Planet of the greatest holiday of the year.....Steak and Blowjob Day:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=104767

So even though I'm not funny. Can I stick around?

RedNeckRaider
08-31-2005, 11:38 PM
I prefer my guerilla ankle tactics. FWIW for $10 I could buy a bat.
ROFL saves a guy alot of training

Rausch
08-31-2005, 11:39 PM
The question is " did you toss off on their couch?" If you did that's probably why you got the look.:)

No. I just think my 2 hours of sleep after getting completely $#itty the night before freaked her out.

BigRedChief
08-31-2005, 11:41 PM
Just for the record.....sending an email, threatening to kick someone's ass, is a little different than popping off in public view. I've never taken to kindly to people threatening to kick my ass. In MY neighborhood....that was the best way to ring the bell.


I agree with this. This is the line that shouldn't be crossed.

If you threaten physical violence against a board member that should be grounds for banishment. Chit can escalate. Just last month some dude shot another over an argument on an internet BB out in Cali.

Halfcan
08-31-2005, 11:41 PM
Well actually Iowian you have used the alphabet soup one before, but since it is a good one, we will let it slide.

Yeah I guess your right zach, i don't have much else to do-dang that is pathetic.

Phobia
08-31-2005, 11:42 PM
But I did inform the planet that blowjobs decrease breast cancer:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=116438

I did start a hall of fame thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=103321

And I informed the Planet of the greatest holiday of the year.....Steak and Blowjob Day:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=104767

So even though I'm not funny. Can I stick around?

Blowjobs may decrease cancer, but your posting of that thread hasn't increased the frequency of my weekly BJ. No soup for you.

The HOF thread is there no doubt due to my contributions.

I'm quite certain you reminding us of Steak and Blowjob day is worth something. I guess you can stay if you promise no bear hugs.

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:43 PM
No. I just think my 2 hours of sleep after getting completely $#itty the night before freaked her out.

Bet that was a sight.

Phobia
08-31-2005, 11:44 PM
No. I just think my 2 hours of sleep after getting completely $#itty the night before freaked her out.

Nah - she thought you were alright, for a little-person anyway.

Come back anytime. Next time I'll make sure to provide you with reading material or something.

|Zach|
08-31-2005, 11:48 PM
Are you?

Huh, well do you?
http://www.wcarchive.com/WCA_Images/Books/smith%20-%20fight.jpg

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:50 PM
http://www.wcarchive.com/WCA_Images/Books/smith%20-%20fight.jpg

OH nevermind, but seriously is that just a book or can I rent it at blockbuster?

Halfcan
08-31-2005, 11:51 PM
Your right big red, just like put downs on family should be off limits too. I think most of the guys here would do whatever it took, to protect their family. I might have reacted a little-lets see whats the word-pyscho-yeah thats it. Once I thought about it, I got over it. In my misspent youth, if I could have just walked away without my temper getting the best of me, it would have saved me a lot of trouble in the long run. Live and learn I suppose. But you will have no more threats out of me, excluding Redrum-lol

|Zach|
08-31-2005, 11:52 PM
OH nevermind, but seriously is that just a book or can I rent it at blockbuster?
Not sure, give Josoph a ring.

Mark M
08-31-2005, 11:52 PM
You know, I go away for a while and this place goes to hell.

Once I have my back surgery at then end of Sept., and have a ridiculous amount of free time on my hands, I'll have to get you kids back in line.

MM
~~:spank:

RedNeckRaider
08-31-2005, 11:53 PM
You know, I go away for a while and this place goes to hell.

Once I have my back surgery at then end of Sept., and have a ridiculous amount of free time on my hands, I'll have to get you kids back in line.

MM
~~:spank:
We could use it!

Rausch
08-31-2005, 11:54 PM
You know, I go away for a while and this place goes to hell.

Once I have my back surgery at then end of Sept., and have a ridiculous amount of free time on my hands, I'll have to get you kids back in line.

MM
~~:spank:

So the Mrs. let you have 'em back for a few minutes tonight?... :)

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:57 PM
Not sure, give Josoph a ring.

No.

J Diddy
08-31-2005, 11:57 PM
So the Mrs. let you have 'em back for a few minutes tonight?... :)

ROFL

Mark M
09-01-2005, 12:00 AM
So the Mrs. let you have 'em back for a few minutes tonight?... :)

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Why's it gotta be like that?

Actually, we've got limited access time here at home (although that's going to change here real soon) and I've been doing other writing while at home.

I do pop in to get Chiefs news when I can, but this place is blocked at work. Apparently they think they pay me to write for them. Bastards ...

RNR--
Apparently you guys can't hold down the fort. ****ing pussies ...

MM
~~:p

RedNeckRaider
09-01-2005, 12:05 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

RNR--
Apparently you guys can't hold down the fort. ****ing pussies ...

MM
~~:p
But..but...I was called a bad name...and...well...err...nevermind!

BIG_DADDY
09-01-2005, 10:35 AM
damn, that was anti-climatic.

Amen, at least the Chiefsplanet/Iowanian MMA thread was fun.

Chief Henry
09-01-2005, 10:35 AM
Better watchit halfcan I found a pic of Iowanian in action!


ROFL dam wrastlers

pink
09-05-2005, 11:04 PM
No. I just think my 2 hours of sleep after getting completely $#itty the night before freaked her out.
i'm obviously not easily freaked out...
i'm sorry, did you not meet my husband?

grandllama
09-05-2005, 11:11 PM
You're not funny at all. Unless you're making a joke in person. In that case, I usually offer up an obligatory laugh to all 6'5" 350 lbs giants.

Well shit....

Dave Lane
09-06-2005, 12:59 AM
that's what we call a counteroffer. Let me see...this is a tough decision you're giving me here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Hmm....what do ya think? I could use a good ass kicking, I'll be very honest with you. Nah, I think I'll just go with the $200.

My Cousin Vinnie classic stuff...

Dave

Skip Towne
03-30-2006, 01:34 PM
While looking for the Friday goof off thread, I came across this gem.

chiefs4me
03-30-2006, 08:11 PM
While looking for the Friday goof off thread, I came across this gem.







well, aren't you special..ROFL

luv
03-31-2006, 01:45 AM
Well shit....
Hey. Where's this guy been?

burt
04-02-2006, 02:17 PM
While looking for the Friday goof off thread, I came across this gem.

This is some funny shit!! Does the planet have these "fight nights" often? Me and Domer want to join. We are 550 lbs of pissed off, Roy D. Mercer's sons!!!! FYI, we're mostly pissed because we're so damn ugly!!!!