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siberian khatru
09-03-2005, 10:49 PM
I'm channel surfing and I come across Howard Stern's show on E! I like Howard; I'm not a regular viewer, but I watch it when I can, late at night like this. So if this is an old repeat, forgive me.

Anyway, he's got about 8 people in the studio competing in the World's Biggest Hemorrhoid Contest. He has them drop their pants, turn around, bend over and SPREAD THEIR CHEEKS so he and the panel can view their hemorrhoids and judge who has the worst case.

I think first prize is $10,000. But jeebus cripes, would anyone here spread their cheeks on TV to show off their dingleberries?

I've seen lots of Howard's contests involving body parts (usually women's), but this one tops them all.

ChiTown
09-03-2005, 11:03 PM
I was doing the same, and was hoping to see some ho showing off her rack, and I run into a bunch of assholes.................

siberian khatru
09-03-2005, 11:05 PM
They even had a pregnant woman on who lifted her dress, pulled down her pantyhose and ...

What was funny though was watching Howard and crew recoil in horror at each display.

Fairplay
09-03-2005, 11:11 PM
Sadly, i watched part of it too. Each one more disgusting then the next.
(though is was ghosted out)
They had a medical doctor on there also, he look disgusted also.

I can't watch trash like that for very long, its an insult to my intelligence.

tk13
09-03-2005, 11:20 PM
Well, I don't know if we've seen it all. Maybe next year they'll bring in Kobayashi the hot dog champion and have the first annual "Howard Stern Hemmoroid Eating Contest".

FloridaChief
09-03-2005, 11:25 PM
But jeebus cripes, would anyone here spread their cheeks on TV to show off their dingleberries?

I like you, Siberian--but you have zero acumen about the human animal.

mikey23545
09-03-2005, 11:35 PM
Some people have zero acumen about what seperates human <i>from</i> animal....

Frankie
09-03-2005, 11:42 PM
......I'm not a regular viewer,..........

I've seen lots of Howard's contests involving body parts.......
:hmmm:

keg in kc
09-03-2005, 11:42 PM
Eww.

Just...eww.