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C-Mac
09-04-2005, 12:11 AM
This is a short list of 3 of my most Interesting Cuts:

-on my middle finger when I was 16 and trying to pull a hammer from my cousin that had split wood by the mull. No stiches, but to the bone.

-on my chin from sledding on down hill icy road when I was 13.......over shot the runway......12 stitches.

-on my first day of college when trying to open the newly repainted old style crank window in my dorm. I swear it was just a tap of my wrist......26 stitches.

What is your most interesting cut?

chefsos
09-04-2005, 12:18 AM
In a previous life, I witnessed the execution of Marie Antoinette.

That was some good head.

siberian khatru
09-04-2005, 12:19 AM
My first son's umbilical cord.

Bowser
09-04-2005, 12:22 AM
Does a pigs' briss count?

tk13
09-04-2005, 12:23 AM
One time I was on Howard Stern's show...

bishop_74
09-04-2005, 12:23 AM
My first son's umbilical cord.

Why? Did he blow around the room like a deflating baloon?

C-Mac
09-04-2005, 12:29 AM
One time I was on Howard Stern's show...

Is a slit the same as a cut?

FloridaChief
09-04-2005, 12:30 AM
Does a pigs' briss count?

No but a "bris" might...

FloridaChief
09-04-2005, 12:31 AM
One time I was on Howard Stern's show...

And your Arbitron ratings are SOOOO much higher than Opie & Anthony's ...

Bowser
09-04-2005, 12:31 AM
No but a "bris" might...

Oooops. I offer more cowbell in forgiveness...

FloridaChief
09-04-2005, 12:33 AM
Oooops. I offer more cowbell in forgiveness...

Cowbell is...good.

Very professional.

Count Alex's Wins
09-04-2005, 12:33 AM
11 years old, screwing with dad's swiss army knife. Tried to close it. No stitches, but I thought I was going to die.

Bowser
09-04-2005, 12:36 AM
It's not really a cut, but when I was a kid, I had a friend that would stick me with safety pins to see if I would jump waay up in the air like they did in the cartoons. I can tell you it just doesn't work that way.

C-Mac
09-04-2005, 12:39 AM
11 years old, screwing with dad's swiss army knife. Tried to close it. No stitches, but I thought I was going to die.

I knew a guy who worked for Tyson Foods for 8 years and his job was cutting the chicken breasts open with a stubby knife with a 3"-4" blade.
Like he did every morning, he was pulling his rubber gloves snug while holdin the knife in one hand, slipped, poked his chest and was dead in 40 minutes.

C-Mac
09-04-2005, 12:39 AM
It's not really a cut, but when I was a kid, I had a friend that would stick me with safety pins to see if I would jump waay up in the air like they did in the cartoons. I can tell you it just doesn't work that way.

ROFL

Adept Havelock
09-04-2005, 10:35 AM
This one time, at cutting camp....

RedDread
09-04-2005, 10:39 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/katanaslip.html

bwahahaha!!!

As for myself. Was up in my attic when I was about 13 digging out christmas lights and I cut the hell outta my foot on the exposed aluminum edge of a vent. 10 Stitches.

SNR
09-04-2005, 10:47 AM
I won't forget my jazz band teacher in high school. Played trumpet like madman, but had 4 fingers and a stump on his right hand. The story goes like this:

He's a hunter, and got home late at night, but he still wanted to clean the deer as best as he could. He gets up and asks his wife where the deer knife is.

"I don't know, honey"
"Well, no big deal. I'll just use this knife in the utility drawer"
"That thing is dull, honey. Be careful"
"I know, I know
"Don't cut yourself"
"I'm not going to cut myself!"

Fifteen minutes later...

"Honey, do we have any electrical tape?"

C-Mac
09-04-2005, 01:11 PM
I won't forget my jazz band teacher in high school. Played trumpet like madman, but had 4 fingers and a stump on his right hand. The story goes like this:

He's a hunter, and got home late at night, but he still wanted to clean the deer as best as he could. He gets up and asks his wife where the deer knife is.

"I don't know, honey"
"Well, no big deal. I'll just use this knife in the utility drawer"
"That thing is dull, honey. Be careful"
"I know, I know
"Don't cut yourself"
"I'm not going to cut myself!"

Fifteen minutes later...

"Honey, do we have any electrical tape?"

I expect that from a shop teacher.... but a music teacher ?