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Herzig
09-04-2005, 05:51 PM
Peter King arrested for indecent exposure and lewd behavior outside Patriots locker room

‘Sports Illustrated’ football writer Peter King was arrested yesterday afternoon by Foxborough, MA police on charges of indecent exposure and lewd behavior outside the Patriots locker room.
“Mr. King was spotted peering into the team locker room through a crack in the door at Bill Belichick and Tom Brady by a stadium employee,” said Sgt. Michael Masterson of the Foxborough Police. “He had his pants around his ankles and was engaging in a very foul act. He wasn’t there long because it didn’t take him long to finish, but we had to arrest him anyway.”
The Patriots say they will support King through this incident.
“That type of behavior is part and parcel for us in dealing with Peter,” said Belichick. “He has given us absolutely ridiculously positive press since we won our first Super Bowl, sometimes four or fives days a week in his online column, so we’re willing to put up with the unfortunate extras that come along with the man-crush he has on me and Brady. Heck, he even pleasures himself when he’s doing a one-on-one interview with me. And I hear it’s the same up in Green Bay when he gets near Brett Favre.”

PRIEST
09-04-2005, 05:54 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!!! What a sick fugger :) :)

chief99
09-04-2005, 05:58 PM
http://www.sportspickle.com/

Herzig
09-04-2005, 06:00 PM
He's slobbering all over them on NFL Network right now!

Herzig
09-04-2005, 06:00 PM
http://www.sportspickle.com/

How dare you expose my sources!! Check out the Jeff Garcia article!

Bwana
09-04-2005, 06:01 PM
Heh!

Under Armour to bar wussy fags from purchasing its stock
http://www.sportspickle.com/departments/images/spacer.gifAthletic apparel company Under Armour announced its plans to go public last week by filing its registration with the Securities and Exchange Commission. But the company – famed for its tight-fitting clothing and commercials featuring enraged muscle-bound behemoths screaming “We Must Protect This House” – took a rare step by asking the SEC to bar “skinny, wussy, fag boys” from getting in on the IPO.
http://www.sportspickle.com/departments/images/spacer.gif“I can’t say we’ve ever had a company make such a request, but they seem very serious about it and feel barring wusses from owning their stock is important to their brand,” said SEC spokesman Charles Ranger. “It’s a federal law that anyone can purchase stock, but I’ll see if we can make some sort of exception because I don’t want to get the crap kicked out of me. The guy they sent here to talk to me was like 6-feet-5 and 285 pounds of solid muscle and didn’t look like someone it would be wise to disappoint. Although the fact that he was wearing tights from head to toe was a little on the gay side, to be honest, and made him a little less intimidating.”
http://www.sportspickle.com/departments/images/spacer.gifUnder Armour didn’t lay out any specific guidelines as to how the SEC could identify the “skinny, wussy, fag boys” and prevent them from purchasing stock, although a company spokesman said: “They all know who they are. And if one of them dares buy our stock we will hunt him down and beat him to death and then stand over his corpse, flexing and screaming.”

siberian khatru
09-04-2005, 06:02 PM
The anti-Lisa Olson.

Herzig
09-04-2005, 06:02 PM
Heh!

Under Armour to bar wussy Rump Rangers from purchasing its stock
http://www.sportspickle.com/departments/images/spacer.gifAthletic apparel company Under Armour announced its plans to go public last week by filing its registration with the Securities and Exchange Commission. But the company – famed for its tight-fitting clothing and commercials featuring enraged muscle-bound behemoths screaming “We Must Protect This House” – took a rare step by asking the SEC to bar “skinny, wussy, Rump Ranger boys” from getting in on the IPO.
http://www.sportspickle.com/departments/images/spacer.gif“I can’t say we’ve ever had a company make such a request, but they seem very serious about it and feel barring wusses from owning their stock is important to their brand,” said SEC spokesman Charles Ranger. “It’s a federal law that anyone can purchase stock, but I’ll see if we can make some sort of exception because I don’t want to get the crap kicked out of me. The guy they sent here to talk to me was like 6-feet-5 and 285 pounds of solid muscle and didn’t look like someone it would be wise to disappoint. Although the fact that he was wearing tights from head to toe was a little on the gay side, to be honest, and made him a little less intimidating.”
http://www.sportspickle.com/departments/images/spacer.gifUnder Armour didn’t lay out any specific guidelines as to how the SEC could identify the “skinny, wussy, Rump Ranger boys” and prevent them from purchasing stock, although a company spokesman said: “They all know who they are. And if one of them dares buy our stock we will hunt him down and beat him to death and then stand over his corpse, flexing and screaming.”

You need to post this on Skip's Angus beef thread.

Bwana
09-04-2005, 06:04 PM
You need to post this on Skip's Angus beef thread.

No doubt! ROFL

Herzig
09-04-2005, 06:12 PM
Jeff Garcia begs Butch Davis not to cut running back with really cute butt

Cleveland Browns quarterback Jeff Garcia pleaded with head coach Butch Davis not to release running back Reggie Posey yesterday, hours before Davis was to cut down Cleveland’s roster to the league-mandated 71 players. Garcia admitted to Davis that he enjoyed watching the rookie free agent’s “tight little butt.” Davis refused his quarterback’s demands, but assigned Posey to the team’s practice squad.
“Jeff tried to present a case as to why I should keep Posey on the roster,” said Davis, “but I didn’t find it very convincing. The reasons he gave didn’t strike me as ones that would help the team so much. They seemed to be somewhat selfish for Jeff.”
Garcia said he has been drawn to Posey since spotting him across the room at a pre-season workout session. “I saw him doing squats and wanted to be with him in the backfield,” said Garcia. “And I really like when we run sweeps with him. I just stand there and watch that little tush run off around the line. It’s fabulous.”

C-Mac
09-04-2005, 06:26 PM
Brings a whole new perspective to "Fantasy Football"

Skip Towne
09-04-2005, 06:31 PM
You need to post this on Skip's Angus beef thread.
Herzig, you're just asking for it.

Herzig
09-04-2005, 06:32 PM
Herzig, you're just asking for it.

Don't even think about giving IT to me buddy!

Skip Towne
09-04-2005, 06:35 PM
Don't even think about giving IT to me buddy!
Your secret is safe with me, Greg.

Herzig
09-04-2005, 06:38 PM
Your secret is safe with me, Greg.

No it isn't. Everyone knows I like females.

luv
09-04-2005, 06:47 PM
Is that all it takes to get a free peek? I need to become a sports journalist. But I'm a female. For him, that's just not right. And what type of guys would let another guy "finish" while looking at him? :hmmm:

Herzig
09-04-2005, 06:51 PM
Is that all it takes to get a free peek? I need to become a sports journalist. But I'm a female. For him, that's just not right. And what type of guys would let another guy "finish" while looking at him? :hmmm:

I'm sure plenty of guys would give you a free peek.

C-Mac
09-04-2005, 06:55 PM
Your secret is safe with me, Greg.

:hmmm: Thecret keeping friends?

Herzig
09-04-2005, 06:59 PM
:hmmm: Thecret keeping friends?

That's friendths to you :thailor:

Skip Towne
09-04-2005, 07:00 PM
:hmmm: Thecret keeping friends?
You've always wanted to join us haven't you?

C-Mac
09-04-2005, 07:02 PM
You've always wanted to join us haven't you?

Your thilly...

luv
09-04-2005, 07:06 PM
Oops, wrong thread. I won't tell anyone anything I saw in here. I must say, you guys sure are flexible. :eek: