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JimNasium
09-05-2005, 04:45 PM
Chimps 32 - Mountain Gorillas 36, much closer than you might expect.

Bowser
09-05-2005, 04:46 PM
WTF is going on here?

JimNasium
09-05-2005, 04:51 PM
WTF is going on here?
I'm not going to give you a reference point. Besides, I don't have one unless you have some insight into the dark and obtuse recesses of my mind.

Rhesus 27, Sea Monkeys 3.

tk13
09-05-2005, 04:51 PM
Apes 49
Orangutans 12

alanm
09-05-2005, 04:52 PM
Chimps 32 - Mountain Gorillas 36, much closer than you might expect.
That's it.. keep f*cking doubting the Orangutang's :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

tk13
09-05-2005, 04:52 PM
Rhesus Monkeys 14
Silverback Gorillas 13

Bowser
09-05-2005, 04:53 PM
Rhesus Monkeys 14
Silverback Gorillas 13

Stupid assed Siverbacks shouldn't have gone for two......

tk13
09-05-2005, 04:54 PM
Spider Monkeys 32
Rosie O'Donnell 3

Bowser
09-05-2005, 04:55 PM
I'm going to buy JimNasium and tk13 a couple of new, shiny Rubiks Cubes for X-Mas!

ENDelt260
09-05-2005, 04:55 PM
Careful there, Cosell.

JimNasium
09-05-2005, 04:58 PM
Careful there, Cosell.
ROFL

Yellow Baboons 49, Pygmy Marmosets 0. Sucks to be a Pygmy Marmoset. :shake:

mcan
09-05-2005, 05:00 PM
I just don't think that anybody will be able to stop Cro-Magnon men this year... Geez, they've really improved over the last couple of years... :clap:

tk13
09-05-2005, 05:00 PM
Mr. Peepers 69
Apple 0

JimNasium
09-05-2005, 05:02 PM
King Kong 1,000,0000, Curious George 0.

tk13
09-05-2005, 05:03 PM
King Kong 1,000,0000, Curious George 0.
Screw that garbage. The Man in the Yellow Hat is a much better playcaller than that.

Bowser
09-05-2005, 05:04 PM
Chim-Chim 99 Spritle 2

chefsos
09-05-2005, 05:10 PM
King Kong 1,000,0000, Curious George 0.


Week 2:

Flying Monkeys from Oz 65
King Kong 0

(K.Kong was suspended by the MFL for a violation of the league's small chick abuse policy prior to the game.)

mcan
09-05-2005, 05:12 PM
Week 2:

Flying Monkeys from Oz 65
King Kong 0

(K.Kong was suspended by the MFL for a violation of the league's small chick abuse policy prior to the game.)


Damned flying monkeys STILL couldn't cover the spread! I'm never gambling again! :banghead:

Dave Lane
09-05-2005, 05:14 PM
emperor tamarins - 45

Celebes black macaques - 28

Dave

4th quarter by the way

Bowser
09-05-2005, 05:17 PM
Chim-Chim 31 Godzeerah 27

In a bit of a shocker.

Demonpenz
09-05-2005, 05:20 PM
monkey's 20
feces 0

chefsos
09-05-2005, 05:22 PM
monkey's 20
feces 0

Monkeys obviously dominated the throwing game.

tk13
09-05-2005, 05:24 PM
Monkeys obviously dominated the throwing game.
The Feces were fine coming out of the gate, but they ended up hitting the wall later on.

mcan
09-05-2005, 05:28 PM
The Feces were fine coming out of the gate, but they ended up hitting the wall later on.


I just think they played like shit the whole game

Demonpenz
09-05-2005, 05:31 PM
I just think they played like shit the whole game


it's hard to get me to laugh but that was funny ROFL

KC Kings
09-05-2005, 05:50 PM
Whitlock 12
Pink-assed babboons 27

Whitlock had to settle for 4 field goals, as he was using Jeff George's monkey at QB (as opposed to using JG's monkey to stroke in a Star article.)

mcan
09-05-2005, 05:52 PM
it's hard to get me to laugh but that was funny ROFL

HEY thanks!

Honestly, I thought the "cro-magnon" thing was funnier, but I guess it's too 'high-brow.'

(WILL THE PUNS EVER STOP?)

JimNasium
09-05-2005, 06:01 PM
HEY thanks!

Honestly, I thought the "cro-magnon" thing was funnier, but I guess it's too 'high-brow.'

(WILL THE PUNS EVER STOP?)
He'll be here all week folks! Take my wife please.

mcan
09-05-2005, 06:15 PM
He'll be here all week folks! Take my wife please.

Ba dum---- CHING!

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