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Jenny Gump
09-05-2005, 11:10 PM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

Rausch
09-05-2005, 11:12 PM
That's up to you...

luv
09-05-2005, 11:13 PM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.
If you can go 24, that means I can go 18! I tend to think 24 is my lower limit as well though. Don't want any college kids. My question has always been my upper limit. I had a guy ask me out that was 40 once. 12 years. Too old I think. 35 is probably my upper limit. That gives me an 11 year span. 24-35. Just depends on who you are and what you like, I guess.

alanm
09-05-2005, 11:15 PM
What? You don't like older guys?? :( :sulk:

Taco John
09-05-2005, 11:16 PM
The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"

el borracho
09-05-2005, 11:16 PM
Depends on what we are talking about.

Sex? 18 is legal and there are 18 year olds who can handle that role.

Love? Closer in age and life experience is probably better. Of course the numbers change as our ages change but I would say 35 year old with a 25 year old is ok.

tk13
09-05-2005, 11:16 PM
As a member of the 24 club, I vote for 24.

HolmeZz
09-05-2005, 11:16 PM
19 and all man right here. :)

Jenny Gump
09-05-2005, 11:17 PM
I usually am drawn more to the guy 5-10 yrs my senior...but recently, I've sort of had a Mrs. Robinson complex.

How old are you Brad? :Pimp:

KC Dan
09-05-2005, 11:17 PM
The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"
Ding! Ding! Ding!

Jenny Gump
09-05-2005, 11:18 PM
The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"

Good point. I guess it would be 24 then.

tk13
09-05-2005, 11:19 PM
Good point. I guess it would be 24 then.
Winner!

Jenny Gump
09-05-2005, 11:20 PM
Depends on what we are talking about.

Sex? 18 is legal and there are 18 year olds who can handle that role.

Love? Closer in age and life experience is probably better. Of course the numbers change as our ages change but I would say 35 year old with a 25 year old is ok.

love shmuv. 18 is too young IMO.

Rausch
09-05-2005, 11:20 PM
I usually am drawn more to the guy 5-10 yrs my senior...but recently, I've sort of had a Mrs. Robinson complex.

How old are you Brad? :Pimp:


28, but unfortunately I'd never date any woman I have any respect for...

luv
09-05-2005, 11:20 PM
As a member of the 24 club, I vote for 24.
You're only 24? I had you pictured older than that. Maybe 30. My bad.

Count Zarth
09-05-2005, 11:20 PM
As a member of the 24 club, I vote for 24.

I always thought you were a thirty-something...

luv
09-05-2005, 11:22 PM
28, but unfortunately I'd never date any woman I have any respect for...
Just save your respect until in the morning.

Jenny Gump
09-05-2005, 11:22 PM
28, but unfortunately I'd never date any woman I have any respect for...

Ahhhh shucks. *mumble* damn respect *mumble*

Jenny Gump
09-05-2005, 11:23 PM
Just save your respect until in the morning.

Who said I would let him stay all night? What do you think this is...Super 8?

Otter
09-05-2005, 11:24 PM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?

Are you a lesbian or a man?

I've been boozing since Friday Afternoon so I may be missing somthing here but...

Cool either way as far as I'm concerned. I just like to know who I'm rapping with.

luv
09-05-2005, 11:26 PM
Are you a lesbian or a man?

I've been boozing since Friday Afternoon so I may be missing somthing here but...

Cool either way as far as I'm concerned. I just like to know who I'm rapping with.
Did that bottle to the head mess something up? :p

Jenny Gump
09-05-2005, 11:26 PM
Are you a lesbian or a man?

I've been boozing since Friday Afternoon so I may be missing somthing here but...

Cool either way as far as I'm concerned. I just like to know who I'm rapping with.

mmmmmmmkay

I'm a female

Mr. Kotter
09-05-2005, 11:26 PM
If I weren't married, at 34.....my cut-off would've been 25. Somethin' about that 10 year thing....you are on the right track, I'd say.

Jenny Gump
09-05-2005, 11:27 PM
Did that bottle to the head mess something up? :pROFL

Valiant
09-05-2005, 11:32 PM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.


Depends how fat you are ROFL ...

My age range goes from 21-34, me being 27 here soon... And the only difference between a 21yr old girl and a 34 is usually the thighs...

David.
09-05-2005, 11:34 PM
I'd say 19 would be just about right

Rausch
09-05-2005, 11:34 PM
In all honesty I think it depends on the person. I don't have an upper age limit but I definitely wouldn't consider a serious relationship with anyone under 23 or 24...

luv
09-05-2005, 11:34 PM
Depends how fat you are ROFL ...

My age range goes from 21-34, me being 27 here soon... And the only difference between a 21yr old girl and a 34 is usually the thighs...
I thought you might have said a 21 yr old girl and a 34 yr old woman...
That, to me, would be the main difference.

tk13
09-05-2005, 11:37 PM
You're only 24? I had you pictured older than that. Maybe 30. My bad.
Holy crap, do I look like Skip Towne? :p I guess it's my blinding charm and cutting edge wit that makes me seem older.

Otter
09-05-2005, 11:38 PM
Did that bottle to the head mess something up? :p

Honestly wasn't trying to be a smart ass. Just didn't know.

For what it's worth, if anybody doesn't know who I am:

Name: otter
Gender: male
Sexuality: straight, i love women and appreciate every gay guy out there who gives me a better chance with the lovlies
Heritage: Italian American
Age: 32
Occupation: wireless techie for a biker gang
Interests: fly fishing, mountain biking, kayaking, sushi, grilling up a good steak and hanging out with friends and family

I think it's better I shut up and go to bed at this point. No offense, I'm in and out and don't know everyone who hasn't been here all that long.

Without making a further ass out of myself, I bid good night.

tk13
09-05-2005, 11:38 PM
I thought you might have said a 21 yr old girl and a 34 yr old woman...
That, to me, would be the main difference.
You spelled "servant" wrong, twice.

ENDelt260
09-05-2005, 11:40 PM
I'd never date any woman I have any respect for...

Respect for women? I'm confused by your post.

luv
09-05-2005, 11:40 PM
You spelled "servant" wrong, twice.
Boy, don't make me hurt you.

ENDelt260
09-05-2005, 11:42 PM
Boy, don't make me hurt you.
Racist.

Oh, I suppose next you're going to claim you didn't know tk13 was black.

Valiant
09-05-2005, 11:42 PM
I thought you might have said a 21 yr old girl and a 34 yr old woman...
That, to me, would be the main difference.


That and the extra twenty pounds around your ass...

My last relationship was with a 34yr old woman, the one before that she was just 21... 21, is my bare minimum, like them to be at least my age but I am not that picky when it comes to age...

Count Zarth
09-05-2005, 11:43 PM
I'll be 24 soon. JennyGump, do you look anything like Carrie Underwood?

luv
09-05-2005, 11:43 PM
Racist.

Oh, I suppose next you're going to claim you didn't know tk13 was black.
Actually, I was referring to age. Saying boy instead of man....oh, never mind.

ENDelt260
09-05-2005, 11:44 PM
Chicks under 21 are cool cause they can't surprise you at the bar.

But, they gotta be at least sixteen so you's can call 'em up for a ride home at last call.

Valiant
09-05-2005, 11:44 PM
Honestly wasn't trying to be a smart ass. Just didn't know.

For what it's worth, if anybody doesn't know who I am:

Name: otter
Gender: male
Sexuality: straight, i love women and appreciate every gay guy out there who gives me a better chance with the lovlies
Heritage: Italian American
Age: 32
Occupation: wireless techie for a biker gang
Interests: fly fishing, mountain biking, kayaking, sushi, grilling up a good steak and hanging out with friends and family

I think it's better I shut up and go to bed at this point. No offense, I'm in and out and don't know everyone who hasn't been here all that long.

Without making a further ass out of myself, I bid good night.


Ah hell dont run and cower, They have thick skin...

luv
09-05-2005, 11:44 PM
That and the extra twenty pounds around your ass...

My last relationship was with a 34yr old woman, the one before that she was just 21... 21, is my bare minimum, like them to be at least my age but I am not that picky when it comes to age...
More cushion for the pushin'? What wrong with that?

|Zach|
09-05-2005, 11:47 PM
Damn

Valiant
09-05-2005, 11:47 PM
Chicks under 21 are cool cause they can't surprise you at the bar.

But, they gotta be at least sixteen so you's can call 'em up for a ride home at last call.


Only if that were true... Bouncers will let any hot chick in up here, and there have been some 17yr olds sneak in... Only reason why I know they are too young is they are the only ones that wear the miniskirt that is just one inch longer then their crotch... Not that I mind looking, but defiantly no touch, talk, or buy a drink for them...

Valiant
09-05-2005, 11:48 PM
I'll be 24 soon. JennyGump, do you look anything like Carrie Underwood?


Go back to your hot or not thread and keep dreaming...

Valiant
09-05-2005, 11:49 PM
More cushion for the pushin'? What wrong with that?


Nothing, just not my thing... There are others for that, and I am sure some on this thread will testify too it...

ENDelt260
09-05-2005, 11:50 PM
Only if that were true... Bouncers will let any hot chick in up here, and there have been some 17yr olds sneak in... Only reason why I know they are too young is they are the only ones that wear the miniskirt that is just one inch longer then their crotch... Not that I mind looking, but defiantly no touch, talk, or buy a drink for them...
Heh... couple years ago I was sleeping with a gal who was 20. Still remember how I found out. Went out of town for a weekend, when I got back to town I gave her a call to see if she wanted to go grab a drink.

"I'm never going to the bar again."
"Why not?"
"Well, you know I'm only 20, right?"
"Uh... no."

She then launched into a story about a bouncer taking her fake over the weekend.

BigMeatballDave
09-05-2005, 11:58 PM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?
Blasphemy! I will be 35 next month. 34 is not old...
:)

BigMeatballDave
09-06-2005, 12:03 AM
You spelled "servant" wrong, twice.
ROFL

Mr. Kotter
09-06-2005, 12:05 AM
Damn

Yeah, it's official; she's dumped you.

SoCalBronco
09-06-2005, 12:23 AM
You could always go with the GoChiefs policy:
"If he's old enough to pee, he's old enough for me".

Honestly, its not about age. If you feel comfortable with that person's maturity level, if the person is intriguing to be around, you feel some sort of special connection with them, your genuinely happy around them, dont worry about the numbers.

Mr Grimm
09-06-2005, 01:28 AM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

I would have to say it would depend on the person. i just divorced a 37yr old, we were married for 5 years, and im 24. for us it worked, well for a while at least.

Rain Man
09-06-2005, 01:37 AM
I need a rules clarification. Are we talking about marriage, dating, or one-time boffing?

My rules if I wasn't married:

1. Marriage. Must be able to remember the same cartoons that I remember from my childhood.

2. Dating. Must be able to remember the same cartoons or be attractive.

3. One-time boffing. Must be attractive and of a legal age. (Cartoon knowledge optional.)

ENDelt260
09-06-2005, 01:39 AM
3. One-time boffing. Must be attractive and of a legal age. (Cartoon knowledge optional.)

Though, certainly a bonus.

Mr Grimm
09-06-2005, 01:41 AM
I need a rules clarification. Are we talking about marriage, dating, or one-time boffing?

My rules if I wasn't married:

1. Marriage. Must be able to remember the same cartoons that I remember from my childhood.

2. Dating. Must be able to remember the same cartoons or be attractive.

3. One-time boffing. Must be attractive and of a legal age. (Cartoon knowledge optional.)


if that applies to females too....thank god for reruns!

Logical
09-06-2005, 01:42 AM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.I think the answer is what is legal and what you are comfortable with, so hanging with the 24 year olds seems to be your line of demarcation.

Pants
09-06-2005, 01:46 AM
Uhhm, I'm actually 20 Jenny... Yeah, I was only kidding when I said I was 24.

keg in kc
09-06-2005, 01:58 AM
Depends on the dude. If he's 24 and fine with you being 34, and you're fine with him as he is, then why the hell not.

I figure if I ever started "dating" again, my age range would be 22-30. I don't know why, but I always go younger. Although maybe that's not realistic, since I'm not sure how many 22 year old hotties out there would go for a 32 year old, with age being probably the least of my many deficiencies.

papasmurf
09-06-2005, 05:15 AM
The reak question is how old is too old?

Otter
09-06-2005, 06:13 AM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

Ok, when I saw this last night I thought it read "how young is too young for a 34 year old women to like me?".

Ah, alcohol; the cause of and solution to...

Braincase
09-06-2005, 06:18 AM
I was 24 and dated a 36 year old... if "dated" is the right word...

If he's cool with it, why not.

NJ Chief Fan
09-06-2005, 06:19 AM
my sister is 17 dating a 22 year old, i told her if she ever braught him to the house id break both his legs...im 22 myself and would never go for anyone not of age

Skip Towne
09-06-2005, 06:39 AM
The new office hottie didn't work out?

Nzoner
09-06-2005, 06:41 AM
I usually am drawn more to the guy 5-10 yrs my senior

Jenny,you really ought to consider motivational speaking as a career,thanks to this I won't be listening to my sales tape today.

chagrin
09-06-2005, 06:56 AM
The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"



My thoughts, almost word for word, exactly.

Bob Dole
09-06-2005, 07:45 AM
You really should focus on men in their early 40's.

carlos3652
09-06-2005, 08:01 AM
ROFL... Classic thread...

I'm only 23, and my range is 25-45. For some reason I would rather date an older woman at this point in my life, my crazy college days are over and I had enough of the 18-23 year olds...

Women over the age of 30 have that aura (something special) that i cant put a finger on at this point. (but I will someday).

my .02 - Jenny I say go for it!

ndbbm
09-06-2005, 08:10 AM
As long as they're legal, nothing else much matters. If you like them and they like you, meh...Go with it. I'm 28 and I'll try to stay in the -4/+10 year range though...Just for the maturity aspect.

Phobia
09-06-2005, 08:17 AM
I don't have an upper age limit

You don't say?

RedThat
09-06-2005, 08:20 AM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

First off, I would like to say your not old. Well, I don't think you are anyway. 34 is not old at all.

As for the age thing, I don't think it really matters imo. What matters is the quality of the person your meeting. Everything, all depends on the person.

I gotta question for you, what makes you set an age limit when meeting men?
curious.

Phobia
09-06-2005, 08:20 AM
I was 24 and dated a 36 year old... if "dated" is the right word...

If he's cool with it, why not.

I'm not sure Jenny is going to be interested in your now 50+ former boyfriend.

Phobia
09-06-2005, 08:21 AM
To answer the question, I really think a 34 year old married man is more your speed, Jenny.

ROYC75
09-06-2005, 08:34 AM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.


Why go 24 when 48 gives you twice the experence you need ? :hmmm:


This one said it best .........

The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson .......

philfree
09-06-2005, 08:35 AM
I've decided my cut off is 24(24+ is all good) but i'm 44 so...........That's more than half my age. :) Of course i'm married and it ain't gonna happen cause I ain't lookin but I'm still intitled to have a minimum age.

Put on your Nikes Jenny, and "just do it".



PhilFree:arrow:

carlos3652
09-06-2005, 08:35 AM
To answer the question, I really think a 34 year old married man is more your speed, Jenny.

ROFL... Im sure thats Pink's answer... :p

jidar1
09-06-2005, 08:36 AM
Get a 19 year old, he'll be able to put out 3 times a day for extended periods.

Otter
09-06-2005, 08:37 AM
Originally Posted by Rausch
I don't have an upper age limit

Caudle loading up the shaggin' wagon

http://www.lcsde.org/driver.jpg

Biohazard
09-06-2005, 08:41 AM
About a year and a half ago, I (24 then) dated a 36 year old woman. She was very nice and good looking, but something just wasnt kosher. Maybe it was just me? But I agree with the rest if you can get along, and your both fine with it go for it! Oh yeah she had nice fake boobies too, just thought I would throw that in!:)

mounged
09-06-2005, 08:43 AM
Jenny once got asked out by a guy and thought nothing of it. He looked about mid twenties, found out he was 19!!! I was 34 at the time. Could not get rid of the guy fast enough. When I start feeling like momma that is it. Am now very happy with my husband who is 8 years younger. Do what you feel comfortable with.

chagrin
09-06-2005, 08:51 AM
About a year and a half ago, I (24 then) dated a 36 year old woman. She was very nice and good looking, but something just wasnt kosher. Maybe it was just me? But I agree with the rest if you can get along, and your both fine with it go for it! Oh yeah she had nice fake boobies too, just thought I would throw that in!:)


Mind if I throw it out?

ChiTown
09-06-2005, 09:11 AM
geezus

This thread was like throwing blood in the shark pool.............

Biohazard
09-06-2005, 09:11 AM
Mind if I throw it out?
:p ,ha

Coach
09-06-2005, 09:17 AM
Good point. I guess it would be 24 then.

Hell yeah! I qualified.

:p

KChiefs1
09-06-2005, 09:17 AM
I'm pretty young looking for my age....when I was 30 I dated an 17 year old for a few months...I taught her how to make love & she was a very apt pupil! :p

I bet the guy that got ahold of her after me thanked me every night! :clap:

Rain Man
09-06-2005, 09:18 AM
I dated a 17 year-old for a while when I was single, but then again I was only 18 at the time. It was my only glimpse at the life of Jerry Lee Lewis.

Bowser
09-06-2005, 09:18 AM
geezus

This thread was like throwing blood in the shark pool.............

Just the way Jenny planned it......

laser1972
09-06-2005, 09:20 AM
I am kinda in the same situation, i am a single 33 yr old man, and some of my friends (mostly female) think its strange if i even talk to a 19 yr old... I dont have any kids, never been married and look about 26, so i think its ok.. If the 19 yr old doesnt have a problem with it, i feel no one should.. I would not marry someone that young, but to hang out, etc.. Its not a big deal.. I prefer over 21 since i like to go to the Casinos and sometime see a live band at a bar...

Seems ok to me Ms. Gump, do what you will, if they dont have a problem with it.. Screw society..

Age to me (within the legal US laws and regulations) is just a number.... If you connect with that person and have fun with them, who cares about the age gap...

Bowser
09-06-2005, 09:22 AM
I am kinda in the same situation, i am a single 33 yr old man, and some of my friends (mostly female) think its strange if i even talk to a 19 yr old... I dont have any kids, never been married and look about 26, so i think its ok.. If the 19 yr old doesnt have a problem with it, i feel no one should.. I would not marry someone that young, but to hang out, etc.. Its not a big deal.. I prefer over 21 since i like to go to the Casinos and sometime see a live band at a bar...

Seems ok to me Ms. Gump, do what you will, if they dont have a problem with it.. Screw society..

Age to me (within the legal US laws and regulations) is just a number.... If you connect with that person and have fun with them, who cares about the age gap...

You do realize that she is just using you just for wine coolers, right?

Mr. Laz
09-06-2005, 09:39 AM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.
depends what your looking for and who your looking at


the maturity level varies tremoudously on the person.



if you just looking to do the hibbity-jibbity then go for the hottest guy with the best bod. If your looking to actually talk ... well then you need to do a maturity check.

Biohazard
09-06-2005, 09:57 AM
You do realize that she is just using you just for wine coolers, right?
ROFL One big vile of rep coming up.

Rausch
09-06-2005, 10:07 AM
I dated a 17 year-old for a while when I was single, but then again I was only 18 at the time. It was my only glimpse at the life of Jerry Lee Lewis.

So...she was your cousin?...

Bob Dole
09-06-2005, 10:07 AM
ROFL One big vile of rep coming up.

Is that like wicked rep?

Mr. Laz
09-06-2005, 10:10 AM
ROFL One big vile of rep coming up.
Is that like wicked rep?

how big can 305 post rep be?!? :shrug: :p

Bob Dole
09-06-2005, 10:11 AM
how big can 305 post rep be?!? :shrug: :p

Not enough to be objectionable?

Rain Man
09-06-2005, 10:13 AM
So...she was your cousin?...

Well, it was just a glimpse. I guess I didn't get the full immersion experience.

Biohazard
09-06-2005, 10:13 AM
how big can 305 post rep be?!? :shrug: :p
Its not the size that counts, its how you use it!

Bob Dole
09-06-2005, 10:14 AM
Its not the size that counts, its how you use it!

You've swallowed that vial untruth?

Mr. Laz
09-06-2005, 10:20 AM
Its not the size that counts, its how you use it!
heh ... just giving ya grief young man ... rep on wit' yo bad self :)

Biohazard
09-06-2005, 10:21 AM
You've swallowed that vial untruth?
But...But thats what she told me! :(

go bowe
09-06-2005, 10:56 AM
I'm not sure Jenny is going to be interested in your now 50+ former boyfriend.hey, 50+ is good...

well, 50+ year old men are... are... are experienced...

yeah, that's the ticket...

experienced...

between experience and cialis, 50+ can be very good... :D :D :D

KC Kings
09-06-2005, 10:57 AM
If there's grass on the field, play ball!

KC Kings
09-06-2005, 10:59 AM
Age to me (within the legal US laws and regulations) is just a number.... If you connect with that person and have fun with them, who cares about the age gap...

So you are one of those 'Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed' kind of guys?

go bowe
09-06-2005, 10:59 AM
Get a 19 year old, he'll be able to put out 3 times a day for extended periods.hey, haven't you heard of viagra or cialis?

now, old men can put out 3 times a day for extended periods...

plus, we have experience and that's important...

just ask dv... :p :p :p

go bowe
09-06-2005, 11:02 AM
I dated a 17 year-old for a while when I was single, but then again I was only 18 at the time. It was my only glimpse at the life of Jerry Lee Lewis.i didn't think you were old enough to remember jerry lee...

what was she, like 13 and a cousin of some sort?

chief99
09-06-2005, 11:02 AM
The real question is does Jenny Grump ever ask a football question .

And why none of her topics are ever moved .

go bowe
09-06-2005, 11:05 AM
sure she does...

how young is too young is a football question...

so there...

Phobia
09-06-2005, 11:05 AM
The real question is does Jenny Grump ever ask a football question .

And why none of her topics are ever moved .

2 very good reasons.

Biohazard
09-06-2005, 11:05 AM
hey, haven't you heard of viagra or cialis?
Jagerbombs work really well also. But you dont remember anything in the morning, and sometimes thats a good thing.

ChiefFripp
09-06-2005, 11:06 AM
17. Guys like MILFs.

Mr. Laz
09-06-2005, 11:08 AM
2 very good reasons.

chief99
09-06-2005, 11:09 AM
Jenny Grump = psychological disorder.

Phobia
09-06-2005, 11:12 AM
Jenny Gump = great sense of humor

chief99 = jilted ex-lover and wearer of bells on shoes

onescrewleftuntwisted
09-06-2005, 11:16 AM
As a member of the 24 club, I vote for 24.


hey i'm gonna be a member soon too

chief99
09-06-2005, 11:19 AM
Jenny = annoying narcisistic threads.

Phobia = Jenny's patsy.

luv
09-06-2005, 11:20 AM
Its not the size that counts, its how you use it!
*cough* bullshit *cough*

luv
09-06-2005, 11:23 AM
The real question is does Jenny Grump ever ask a football question .

And why none of her topics are ever moved .
Why did you just remind me of gochiefs? Oh yeah! Because he asked the same thing of me.

And moved to where?

How do you know she doesn't talk football when you haven't been here that long? :hmmm:

Mr. Kotter
09-06-2005, 11:25 AM
I dated a 17 year-old for a while when I was single, but then again I was only 18 at the time. It was my only glimpse at the life of Jerry Lee Lewis.

You dated your younger sister when you were 18? Or was it a cousin? :spock:

Phobia
09-06-2005, 11:26 AM
Jenny = annoying narcisistic threads.

Phobia = Jenny's patsy.

I'm a lot of things to a lot of people but I'm no patsy. Unless patsy means sex crazed, slobbering fool in which case you couldn't be more correct.

Seriously though, where would you have us move her threads?

Mr. Kotter
09-06-2005, 11:28 AM
....Seriously though, where would you have us move her threads?

I've long been an advocate of a separate "Hooters and MILF Forum"

Braincase
09-06-2005, 11:29 AM
I'm a lot of things to a lot of people but I'm no patsy. Unless patsy means sex crazed, slobbering fool in which case you couldn't be more correct.

Seriously though, where would you have us move her threads?

Sticky to the top of every page, every forum.

Biohazard
09-06-2005, 11:29 AM
*cough* bullshit *cough*
So your the kinda person that makes fun of handicapped people! :p

onescrewleftuntwisted
09-06-2005, 11:30 AM
*cough* bullshit *cough*


its ok do you need a cock-drop

Mr. Kotter
09-06-2005, 11:31 AM
So your the kinda person that makes fun of handicapped people! :p

That's one of the many things we love about her; she once stole money from a Salvation Army "bucket" and tripped a Special Olympics kid during a race.

luv
09-06-2005, 11:32 AM
That's one of the many things we love about her; she once stole money from a Salvation Army "bucket" and tripped a Special Olympics kid during a race.
1. The Salvation Army gives to needy people. I needed a couple of bucks.
2. That kid started it.

luv
09-06-2005, 11:36 AM
Jenny Grump = psychological disorder.
I disagree completely.

I've just gotten to know a few of the Planet members a little better. It's good to have some fun, laugh, and learn a little about each other. You want football? Definitely be on after Sunday's game. Or a few days before for predictions.

tahnikijakaba
09-06-2005, 11:36 AM
I think it boils down to the question of regretting it. If you think that you are going to regret it then don't do it. But if you are going to say I DID IT, then do it.

Jenny Gump
09-06-2005, 12:42 PM
Get a 19 year old, he'll be able to put out 3 times a day for extended periods.

I've had that recently w/ my exboyfriend. He's 39. I'm just wondering about the benefits of a younger one.

Jenny Gump
09-06-2005, 12:49 PM
Jenny Grump = psychological disorder.


I don't see why we need to interject logic into this thread.

keg in kc
09-06-2005, 12:50 PM
I'm just wondering about the benefits of a younger one.No more changing diapers.

Unless you meant 24 months.

Jenny Gump
09-06-2005, 12:53 PM
No more changing diapers.

Unless you meant 24 months.

Sounds about right from a guy who manually empties his balls.

Jenny Gump
09-06-2005, 12:54 PM
Jenny = annoying narcisistic threads.

Phobia = Jenny's patsy.

Who is Patsy? More importantly, is she hot?

keg in kc
09-06-2005, 12:56 PM
Sounds about right from a guy who manually empties his balls.I think you've confused me with someone with an active libido. I'm in the ensure and diaper club myself.

gblowfish
09-06-2005, 01:58 PM
Age means nothing.
Does he have health and dental insurance?
Now THAT's sexy!

BIG_DADDY
09-06-2005, 01:59 PM
17

carlos3652
09-06-2005, 02:06 PM
I'm just wondering about the benefits of a younger one.

Only you can find that out...






My number is ... (:p)

MOhillbilly
09-06-2005, 02:50 PM
16-17 to 40ish

Two tits
a hole
and
a heartbeat.

heartbeat...........


optional.

Bob Dole
09-06-2005, 02:52 PM
Youth is over rated.

dirk digler
09-06-2005, 03:00 PM
Youth is over rated.

here here. :toast:

BTW I am 34 so maybe I have a chance? :hmmm:

ChiefFripp
09-06-2005, 03:14 PM
Everyone is a pornstar by age 14 nowadays anyway. Go for it!

Calcountry
09-06-2005, 03:15 PM
I usually am drawn more to the guy 5-10 yrs my senior...but recently, I've sort of had a Mrs. Robinson complex.

How old are you Brad? :Pimp:I am 40, does that count?

Calcountry
09-06-2005, 03:17 PM
Holy crap, do I look like Skip Towne? :p I guess it's my blinding charm and cutting edge wit that makes me seem older.Skip Towne looks and acts like the dude in my Avvy.

Tinlar
09-06-2005, 03:19 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.

Calcountry
09-06-2005, 03:24 PM
hey, haven't you heard of viagra or cialis?

now, old men can put out 3 times a day for extended periods...

plus, we have experience and that's important...

just ask dv... :p :p :pI would rather not put out during extended periods.

Area 51
09-06-2005, 03:25 PM
Age shouldn't matter, maturity should. I would draw the line at anyone under 18 though. Seems some ladies got in some trouble for diddling with a 14 year old!

Calcountry
09-06-2005, 03:26 PM
I've long been an advocate of a separate "Hooters and MILF Forum"For that matter, there should be a separate forum for people from Springfield, and one for Rich Scanlon threads.

chiefs4me
09-06-2005, 05:42 PM
Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:p

gblowfish
09-06-2005, 05:44 PM
Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:pHow bout a 45 year old with a glove box full of Cialis?
Or how about Bob Dole???

Pants
09-06-2005, 05:46 PM
Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:p

Yeah, but, say, a 20 year old would be her bitch. Do as she pleases.

Raiderhader
09-06-2005, 05:57 PM
Racist.

Oh, I suppose next you're going to claim you didn't know tk13 was black.


Remind me to send you a story in a PM when you are on line and see this.

Frankie
09-06-2005, 06:00 PM
How young...is too young......for an old 34 yr old woman like me?

The answer is (drumroll please):

53


Disclaimer: My being 54 has nothing to do with this answer.

chiefs4me
09-06-2005, 06:02 PM
How bout a 45 year old with a glove box full of Cialis?
Or how about Bob Dole???



:rolleyes:.....I see nothing wrong with a 45 year old man...as I am 43 myself.:harumph:

chiefs4me
09-06-2005, 06:05 PM
How bout a 45 year old with a glove box full of Cialis?
Or how about Bob Dole???


I will have you know, that when Mr. Bob Dole combs his hair that certain way....well......:p

Pants
09-06-2005, 06:06 PM
The answer is (drumroll please):

53


Disclaimer: My being 54 has nothing to do with this answer.

Holy shit, I thought you were in your 20's, maybe 30's. Nice.

4th and Long
09-06-2005, 06:07 PM
:rolleyes:.....I see nothing wrong with a 45 year old man...as I am 43 myself.:harumph:
When can we expect you to start acting your age? :p

Thig Lyfe
09-06-2005, 06:14 PM
The answer is (drumroll please):

53


Disclaimer: My being 54 has nothing to do with this answer.

Wow. Do you douse your posts in Just For Men?

chiefs4me
09-06-2005, 06:16 PM
When can we expect you to start acting your age? :p





never...:p

Raiderhader
09-06-2005, 06:19 PM
How bout a 45 year old with a glove box full of Cialis?
Or how about Bob Dole???


Did you feel a particular need to be redundant here?

Skip Towne
09-06-2005, 06:30 PM
And JennyGump once again shamelessly tantalizes the Planet hard dicks.

Frankie
09-06-2005, 06:37 PM
Holy shit, I thought you were in your 20's, maybe 30's. Nice.
Disappointed?

Frankie
09-06-2005, 06:38 PM
Holy shit, I thought you were in your 20's, maybe 30's. Nice.

I'm a bit of a Peter Pan.
:)

ENDelt260
09-06-2005, 07:10 PM
Why go 24 when 48 gives you twice the experence you need ? :hmmm:

And half the stiffness.

Frankie
09-06-2005, 07:15 PM
And half the stiffness.
They say that takes 6 years to comes back.


Disclaimer: The fact that 6+48=54 has nothing to do with this post.
:p

ENDelt260
09-06-2005, 07:19 PM
I'm a bit of a Peter Pan.
:)
Yeah, we've all seen your site.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/peter_stand_small.jpg

ChiefsFire
09-06-2005, 07:22 PM
milf

milf

milf

Frankie
09-06-2005, 07:23 PM
I'm a bit of a Peter Pan.
:)

If I were crude like mosta yous, I would add something like "Peter being the key word." But I'm too classy to even think of a crude line like that.

carlos3652
09-06-2005, 07:30 PM
Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:p


Hey now.... ROFL... You tell me to jump, I say how high... (30+ ladies only)

Count Zarth
09-06-2005, 07:32 PM
milf

milf

milf

http://tbs.com/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/raymond_debra_240x260_052820041524.jpg

ChiefsFire
09-06-2005, 07:33 PM
http://tbs.com/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/raymond_debra_240x260_052820041524.jpg
yeah



id tap her

chiefs4me
09-06-2005, 07:39 PM
Hey now.... ROFL... You tell me to jump, I say how high... (30+ ladies only)




ROFL

carlos3652
09-06-2005, 07:52 PM
yeah



id tap her


Twice...

Mr. Kotter
09-06-2005, 09:38 PM
Twice...

Three times....a laaaa-dy.

luv
09-06-2005, 11:57 PM
16-17 to 40ish

Two tits
a hole
and
a heartbeat.

heartbeat...........


optional.
Hmmm... that could still be a guy.
Tits = manboobs
hole = well, either mouth or asshole
heartbeat = heartbeat (that one was optional anyway)

go bowe
09-07-2005, 12:12 AM
Three times....a laaaa-dy.too freaking funny... ROFL ROFL ROFL

woke up the wife and everything...

lmao...

Mr. Kotter
09-07-2005, 06:44 AM
too freaking funny... ROFL ROFL ROFL

woke up the wife and everything...

lmao...

Apparently, you and I are the only ones hip enough, AND old enough, to remember Lionel. :harumph:

:p

Braincase
09-07-2005, 06:52 AM
yeah



id tap her

You guys really ought to check out the first episode of "Rome" on HBO... Polly Carter is 39... and hotter than a dremel bit after being used for 2 hours straight to clean up grampa's old toolbox.

MOhillbilly
09-07-2005, 06:57 AM
Hmmm... that could still be a guy.
Tits = manboobs
hole = well, either mouth or asshole
heartbeat = heartbeat (that one was optional anyway)

you got a sick mind.

Biohazard
09-07-2005, 08:57 AM
Jenny....you do not want some bumbling clumsy 24 year old...they have no freaking clue....ROFL I would say if you are 34, he needs to be at least 30...unless you like the kiddie pool...:p
And how would you know? Been with any 24 year olds lately? I've heard from people that older men are to me more experienced, and thus better lovers, and also heard from the same people after experiencing a young man that it was simply not true, just an opinion of what they thought should have been fact!

MOhillbilly
09-07-2005, 09:01 AM
And how would you know? Been with any 24 year olds lately? I've heard from people that older men are to me more experienced, and thus better lovers, and also heard from the same people after experiencing a young man that it was simply not true, just an opinion of what they thought should have been fact!

Who cares 28-29-30 im outta there.......

chiefs4me
09-07-2005, 10:50 AM
And how would you know? Been with any 24 year olds lately? I've heard from people that older men are to me more experienced, and thus better lovers, and also heard from the same people after experiencing a young man that it was simply not true, just an opinion of what they thought should have been fact!







You are lucky you are even getting an answer from me:rolleyes: I don't care what you have heard...:harumph: My knowledge does not come from just hearing about it..now you have pissed me off.....Where's Mo or Donger...hey I thought I saw Keg earlier...:p

luv
09-07-2005, 10:55 AM
You are lucky you are even getting an answer from me:rolleyes: I don't care what you have heard...:harumph: My knowledge does not come from just hearing about it..now you have pissed me off.....Where's Mo or Donger...hey I thought I saw Keg earlier...:p
What do they have yo do with your conversation with Biohazard?

luv
09-07-2005, 10:55 AM
you got a sick mind.
Thank you!




I think...

Biohazard
09-07-2005, 12:41 PM
You are lucky you are even getting an answer from me:rolleyes: I don't care what you have heard...:harumph: My knowledge does not come from just hearing about it..now you have pissed me off.....Where's Mo or Donger...hey I thought I saw Keg earlier...:p
If what I said upset you, then there must be truth to it! Im not trying to piss in your post toasties. And for the record what I heard came from her mouth after it happened. There is no reason to be pissed, I was not pissed when you said 24 year olds are clumsy, or we have no freak'n clue. I stated what I did to give you a prespective from the other side of fence, and not let you make 24 yr olds look like they cant do anything right. So just chill Im not tring to start a fight with you.

Raiderhader
09-07-2005, 12:48 PM
If what I said upset you, then there must be truth to it! Im not trying to piss in your post toasties. And for the record what I heard came from her mouth after it happened. There is no reason to be pissed, I was not pissed when you said 24 year olds are clumsy, or we have no freak'n clue. I stated what I did to give you a prespective from the other side of fence, and not let you make 24 yr olds look like they cant do anything right. So just chill Im not tring to start a fight with you.

Don't waste your time with her. She's not all there.

Biohazard
09-07-2005, 12:52 PM
Don't waste your time with her. She's not all there.
Just trying to look out for my age generation!

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 12:52 PM
You are lucky you are even getting an answer from me:rolleyes: I don't care what you have heard...:harumph: My knowledge does not come from just hearing about it..now you have pissed me off.....Where's Mo or Donger...hey I thought I saw Keg earlier...:p

the 24 year old guys that you have been with must of not been all that great...

Dont let 1 or 2 youngens' set the example for the rest of us... thats kinda like saying: " All Latinos are Mexicans" because you only know 2 latinos... and they are both mexican.

go bowe
09-07-2005, 12:53 PM
If what I said upset you, then there must be truth to it! Im not trying to piss in your post toasties. And for the record what I heard came from her mouth after it happened. There is no reason to be pissed, I was not pissed when you said 24 year olds are clumsy, or we have no freak'n clue. I stated what I did to give you a prespective from the other side of fence, and not let you make 24 yr olds look like they cant do anything right. So just chill Im not tring to start a fight with you.fight... fight... :clap: :clap: :clap:

another c4me classic in the making... :D :D :D

luv
09-07-2005, 12:55 PM
fight... fight... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Why do people beg for drama?

Raiderhader
09-07-2005, 12:57 PM
Just trying to look out for my age generation!

Trust me, she's not worth the effort. No one with any common sense takes her blather seriously.

Raiderhader
09-07-2005, 12:57 PM
Why do people beg for drama?


We're bored.

Biohazard
09-07-2005, 12:58 PM
Trust me, she's not worth the effort. No one with any common sense takes her blather seriously.
Thanks for the heads up!

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 12:59 PM
ROFL

Raiderhader
09-07-2005, 01:01 PM
What's so funny?

JOhn
09-07-2005, 01:01 PM
Trust me, she's not worth the effort. No one with any common sense takes her blather seriously.
:stupid:

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 01:04 PM
What's so funny?

What this thread is becoming....

Raiderhader
09-07-2005, 01:07 PM
What this thread is becoming....


Another cat fight with c4m at the heart of it? They don't call her Threadwrecker for nothing.

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 01:16 PM
Another cat fight with c4m at the heart of it? They don't call her Threadwrecker for nothing.

She hasnt really done any thread recking lately...

Delano
09-07-2005, 01:26 PM
She hasnt really done any thread recking lately...

I read your signature before I read your post.

I laughed.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-07-2005, 02:12 PM
I'm 23 and my friends laugh at me because I won't give any 18 year old chicks the time of day. If I wanted to, it's there, but I feel gross even talking to one that age for some reason. Plus, 18 is an immature age.

chiefs4me
09-07-2005, 02:14 PM
fight... fight... :clap: :clap: :clap:

another c4me classic in the making... :D :D :D





only for you.....:p

chiefs4me
09-07-2005, 02:15 PM
Another cat fight with c4m at the heart of it? They don't call her Threadwrecker for nothing.





Thanks honey.....ROFL now where the hell is that damn lobster....:p

chiefs4me
09-07-2005, 02:18 PM
the 24 year old guys that you have been with must of not been all that great...

Dont let 1 or 2 youngens' set the example for the rest of us... thats kinda like saying: " All Latinos are Mexicans" because you only know 2 latinos... and they are both mexican.


yep, I live in texas and only know two mexicans.....ROFL

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 02:23 PM
I read your signature before I read your post.

I laughed.

Im Glad... ROFL

Chiefs Pantalones
09-07-2005, 02:25 PM
Depends on the dude. If he's 24 and fine with you being 34, and you're fine with him as he is, then why the hell not.

I figure if I ever started "dating" again, my age range would be 22-30. I don't know why, but I always go younger. Although maybe that's not realistic, since I'm not sure how many 22 year old hotties out there would go for a 32 year old, with age being probably the least of my many deficiencies.

I didn't know you were gay.

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 02:27 PM
yep, I live in texas and only know to mexicans.....ROFL

But you've only been w/ 1 or 2 "boys" (-25)... that was my point... Im sure you are around Mexicans all the time... just saying that someone else saying the mexican thing... nevermind...

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 02:28 PM
I didn't know you were gay.

ROFL

Delano
09-07-2005, 02:32 PM
But you've only been w/ 1 or 2 "boys" (-25)... that was my point... Im sure you are around Mexicans all the time... just saying that someone else saying the mexican thing... nevermind...

Yeah, that is the response I was waiting for. Really, all you need is the bolded word.

King_Chief_Fan
09-07-2005, 02:39 PM
...for an old 34 yr old woman like me?


I'm serious...is 25 the cut off? 24? I don't think I'm comfortable with less than 24.

I think anything under 50 is too young!!!:)

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 02:42 PM
Yeah, that is the response I was waiting for. Really, all you need is the bolded word.

Damn, I might just have to quit for the day... you are killing me...

MOhillbilly
09-07-2005, 02:43 PM
yep, I live in texas and only know to mexicans.....ROFL

i bet Dirty Sanchez is one of em.

carlos3652
09-07-2005, 02:47 PM
i bet Dirty Sanchez is one of em.


ROFL....

Chiefs Pantalones
09-07-2005, 02:48 PM
With the occasional American Hot Carl mixed in.

Duck Dog
09-07-2005, 02:51 PM
The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"


LOL. This one post saved me the agony of reading through the rest.

Pennywise
09-07-2005, 02:53 PM
LOL. This one post saved me the agony of reading through the rest.
Has anyone has used the 'If there is grass on the infield we're playing ball analogy?'

Raiderhader
09-07-2005, 02:54 PM
Thanks honey.....ROFL now where the hell is that damn lobster....:p


Now would be the perfect time for to go to Houston to collect.

Raiderhader
09-07-2005, 02:56 PM
I wonder if anyone has used the 'If there is grass on the infield we're playing ball analogy?'


Well, not that specifically, but someone did say something about about being old enough to grow grass....

Pennywise
09-07-2005, 02:59 PM
Well, not that specifically, but someone did say something about about being old enough to grow grass....
I have all the confidence in the world nobody would have let that shit stay on the tee very long.

Delano
09-07-2005, 03:00 PM
The question should be "how much of a maturity drop-off am I willing to put up with in order to satisfy my need to feel young again?"

Depends on how long and often you need to feel young again. Someone can pull some 18 year old tail for a night or two and not have to deal with the maturity issue because they'll never talk to the 'lil ho again.

Raiderhader
09-07-2005, 03:07 PM
I have all the confidence in the world nobody would have let that shit stay on the tee very long.


My bad, it was that analogy. And it stayed on the tee until post #99 -

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2670985&postcount=99

chiefs4me
09-07-2005, 03:50 PM
Yeah, that is the response I was waiting for. Really, all you need is the bolded word.





don't quit your day job...:harumph:

chiefs4me
09-07-2005, 03:56 PM
Now would be the perfect time for to go to Houston to collect.




sure..I will just hop in the truck and head that way...it's only what..4 hours..ROFL

go bowe
09-08-2005, 07:14 PM
You guys really ought to check out the first episode of "Rome" on HBO... Polly Carter is 39... and hotter than a dremel bit after being used for 2 hours straight to clean up grampa's old toolbox.pfffftt... 39 is way too old to be hot, let alone hotter... :p :p :p