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Kclee
09-07-2005, 12:47 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050907/od_nm/belgium_cemetery_dc


BRUSSELS (Reuters) - An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news agency Belga said Wednesday.


The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.

But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.

The public prosecutor's office said she died of suffocation as she was unable to lift the heavy stone.

shaneo69
09-07-2005, 01:25 PM
Do I smell a Darwin award winner?

Kclee
09-07-2005, 01:27 PM
Do I smell a Darwin award winner?

Actually, that's just the urine.

Rain Man
09-07-2005, 01:28 PM
This is one possible version of the story. Another possibility is that the dead person's buddies knew that he'd prefer a dead hooker than fresh flowers when they visit.

jspchief
09-07-2005, 01:28 PM
Karma.

Halfcan
09-07-2005, 01:35 PM
What a way to go-kind of funny in a way.

ArrowheadHawk
09-07-2005, 02:07 PM
this will make me think twice about pissing on a grave...not that i would ever actually piss on a grave unless the Tombstone said "John Elway"

Nelson Muntz
09-07-2005, 07:07 PM
this will make me think twice about pissing on a grave...not that i would ever actually piss on a grave unless the Tombstone said "John Elway"

Add Shannon Sharpe, and a few Raiders from the 60's and 70's to that list and I'd probably piss on a few graves too.

greg63
09-07-2005, 07:47 PM
Spirit justice. :D

Frazod
09-07-2005, 07:59 PM
Just wait until her family hires a lawyer to sue the cemetary, the mason who made the tombstone and the body in the grave. :shake:

greg63
09-07-2005, 08:07 PM
Just wait until her family hires a lawyer to sue the cemetary, the mason who made the tombstone and the body in the grave. :shake:

I would believe that, if it were to happen here in the states. It would be funny if it weren't so true.

Mr. Kotter
09-07-2005, 08:09 PM
Wow. :shake:

Frazod
09-07-2005, 08:13 PM
I would believe that, if it were to happen here in the states. It would be funny if it weren't so true.

A drunk electrocuted himself by pissing from the train platform onto the third rail of the L in Chicago a few years ago. His family sued the city AND WON.

:shake:

greg63
09-08-2005, 07:48 AM
A drunk electrocuted himself by pissing from the train platform onto the third rail of the L in Chicago a few years ago. His family sued the city AND WON.

:shake:

WOW! …Gives a whole new meaning to the term frivolous law suite.


:rolleyes:

chagrin
09-08-2005, 08:08 AM
Karma.


Yeah, she really pissed the ghost off...

Mecca
09-08-2005, 08:10 AM
This is why, I always keep my balance while pissing.

trndobrd
09-08-2005, 08:49 AM
Having spent a year living in Belgium, I'm honestly suprised we don't hear about this sort of thing more often.

MOhillbilly
09-08-2005, 08:55 AM
i blame earths rotation.

Braincase
09-08-2005, 09:04 AM
Al Qaeda!