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JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 07:58 PM
I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan. So I'm asking for the expertise of ChiefsPlanet in giving me some material for when I see him on Tuesday.

I'll start off...




Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?

Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.



:D

4th and Long
09-11-2005, 08:01 PM
Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?

Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.



:D
ROFL

Wile_E_Coyote
09-11-2005, 08:02 PM
Chad fumbled more ballls on Sunday than....
the Priest at bingo? :shrug:

SDChief
09-11-2005, 08:03 PM
maybe pennington got some dapper dan he used on that stupid hairdo he had on the picture they kept showing on his hands before the game. God he looks like a dork in that picture.

4th and Long
09-11-2005, 08:10 PM
if the guy is a true pompous ass as you suggest, then print this out and make him wear it.

http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jerks.jpg

Then print these out and tape them to his desk, monitor, chair, or just slap one on his back. :D

http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jestlogo.gif

http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jokes.jpg

tk13
09-11-2005, 08:11 PM
How many Jets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, and one to go back to the store after Pennington drops the first six.

JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 08:12 PM
if the guy is a true pompous ass as you suggest, then print this out and make him wear it.

http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jerks.jpg

Then print these out and tape them to his desk, monitor, chair, or just slap one on his back. :D

http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jestlogo.gif

http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jokes.jpg

ROFL

I love it :thumb:

JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 08:13 PM
How many Jets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, and one to go back to the store after Pennington drops the first six.

ROFL I knew you guys would come through for me. :)

milkman
09-11-2005, 08:15 PM
I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan. So I'm asking for the expertise of ChiefsPlanet in giving me some material for when I see him on Tuesday.

I'll start off...




Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?

Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.



:D

And when he tried to take care of himself, he dropped the balls.

Phobia
09-11-2005, 08:15 PM
I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan.

I am not.

JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 08:17 PM
I am not.

:) I know more than one. ;)

4th and Long
09-11-2005, 08:18 PM
Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Why are the Jets like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do Billy Graham and the Jets have in common?
A: They can both make a stadium of 70,000 people say "Oh, Jesus."

Q: What's the difference between the Jets and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four Jets fans watching a football game.

The Jets have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though. You wear it and the other guy scores.

Q: Why can't Chad Pennington use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 08:50 PM
Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Why are the Jets like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

The Jets have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though. You wear it and the other guy scores.

:LOL:

keg in kc
09-11-2005, 08:54 PM
S-U-C-K

Suck, Suck, Suck

Iowanian
09-11-2005, 08:56 PM
Ask him how he liked that DP sunday from those Big, thick KC Johnsons in each end.

Picked him up like an ear of corn....with no hands.

Shag
09-11-2005, 08:59 PM
Pennington drops more balls than the Vienna boys choir...

PastorMikH
09-11-2005, 09:38 PM
Wow, I can't believe it. I'm actually drawing a blank. Sorry Jazzz.

JazzzLovr
09-11-2005, 09:39 PM
Wow, I can't believe it. I'm actually drawing a blank. Sorry Jazzz.

:eek: You??

Are you feeling okay?

I'm so disappointed. :sulk:

PastorMikH
09-11-2005, 09:43 PM
:eek: You??

Are you feeling okay?

I'm so disappointed. :sulk:


Yeah, me. I thought I was feeling OK, but now I feel like a failure. I've never known this feeling before - you know, this feeling of inadequacy and frustration with not being able to step up for a lady.


I need to talk to Phobia for some advice. I'm sure he'd understand what I'm feeling right now.

beavis
09-11-2005, 10:11 PM
Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four Jets fans watching a football game.

I can attest to this. The moron in green sitting next to us was still talking smack in the fourth quarter. I'm really suprised he got out of the stadium without a fat lip. :shake:

BigRedChief
09-11-2005, 10:57 PM
Yeah this one dude in our section was still talking smack, standing up and razzing the fans even in the 4th Q.