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Braincase
09-12-2005, 11:14 AM
Twice a year we meet them, once a year at their place. For a brief period a few years ago, they owned us, but that was bookended by periods where we owned them.

They've made changes. We've made changes.

This week we find out who made the most of the improvments.

It's ON!

|Zach|
09-12-2005, 11:17 AM
Merry Christmas!

Bowser
09-12-2005, 11:27 AM
Where's Chagrin?

giggity giggity giggity

Braincase
09-12-2005, 11:37 AM
Whither Todd Marinovich?

http://www.sportsattic.com/nflphoto/photos9/Marinovich,Todd1.jpg

Rausch
09-12-2005, 11:40 AM
For additional info please go here... (www.theraiderssuck.com)

Gaz
09-12-2005, 11:40 AM
I am not quite ready yet.

Today, I am reveling in the resurrection of the Chiefs Defense, a near-shutout, a great Offensive showing in the first half, a punter who does not make me ill and sole possession of first place in the AFC West. WOO HOO!!!

Tomorrow, I will be fretting about the negatives from yesterday’s game.

By Wednesday, I will be ready to look ahead to the Raiders.

But go ahead and start without me. I will catch up.

xoxo~
Gaz
Right on schedule.

Braincase
09-12-2005, 11:42 AM
But go ahead and start without me. I will catch up.

xoxo~
Gaz
Right on schedule.



...famous words from Gaz' wedding night...

cookster50
09-12-2005, 11:45 AM
...famous words from Gaz' wedding night...
His wife always wondered why he ran off with you Braincase.

4th and Long
09-12-2005, 11:45 AM
Lord Vader meets the TRUE Emperor.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6992/vadermeetsemperor4jy.jpg

Ahhh ... the memories.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3885/raidersmath3mc.jpg

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7273/faders017no.jpg

Don't feed the players.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7977/donotfeed2sx.jpg

If you can't beat them, take a lot of illegal enhancements. THEN try and beat them.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/4149/roiders4ik.gif

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 11:57 AM
My favorite time of the football season.

Amnorix
09-12-2005, 11:58 AM
Don't be surprised if they're tougher against the run than you'd expect.

You might have a better time going around the edges on them than up the gut.

But that said, your passing offense, and especially Tony G, should rule the day with ease. Their secondary is pathetic.

Gaz
09-12-2005, 11:59 AM
Thanks to Rausch, I am now the proud owner of gaz@theRaidersSuck.com.

Heh. It was worth a buck.

xoxo~
Gaz
Needs to start emailing some Raider fans who can read.

Saulbadguy
09-12-2005, 12:01 PM
Time to make it 5 in a row.

Tribal Warfare
09-12-2005, 12:09 PM
Raider fans smell so bad it makes an elephant's ass seem like roses.

jidar
09-12-2005, 12:16 PM
Don't be surprised if they're tougher against the run than you'd expect.



We keep hearing that from other teams...

Dartgod
09-12-2005, 12:17 PM
Needs to start emailing some Raider fans who can read.

Good luck with that.

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 12:19 PM
Thanks to Rausch, I am now the proud owner of gaz@theRaidersSuck.com.

Heh. It was worth a buck.

xoxo~
Gaz
Needs to start emailing some Raider fans who can read.



Do not look at the forum if you are at work. All kinds of uncensored words, and that is just in the thread titles.

It appears, anything goes in haterland. :D

Braincase
09-12-2005, 12:19 PM
His wife always wondered why he ran off with you Braincase.

The game was on, dammit!

Gaz
09-12-2005, 12:25 PM
Do not look at the forum if you are at work. All kinds of uncensored words, and that is just in the thread titles.

It appears, anything goes in haterland. :D

Yah. The forums is certainly not my cuppa.

But I could not resist the email account.

xoxo~
Gaz
Wonders if he needs [3] email accounts.

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 12:34 PM
Yah. The forums is certainly not my cuppa.

But I could not resist the email account.

xoxo~
Gaz
Wonders if he needs [3] email accounts.



Also do not get sucked in by the Haderettes link. I'm thinking it is going to be hot dames who hate the raiduhs. Instead I am greated with this grotesque, half naked..... blubber cow, thing - and just as I am taking the first bite of my sammich. *shudder*

I need to take that site over and make some drastic changes.

Gaz
09-12-2005, 12:37 PM
raiderhader-

I will have you know I am a happily married man. The idea of clicking on a link leading to hot babes never even crossed my mind. I am insulted by your insua-

Oh crap. I looked, okay? I am a victim of my Y chromosome.

And yes, it was grotesque.

xoxo~
Gaz
Got what he deserved.

Iowanian
09-12-2005, 12:42 PM
The Chiefs are going to score more times sunday night, than a raider fans' [insert female of importance] on spring break during fleet week.

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 12:42 PM
Heh. I didn't mean to direct that soley at you, it was kind of meant as a warning for all the fellas (and any of the gals who would be interested).

Sorry I was too late.

Biohazard
09-12-2005, 12:51 PM
Gheydars Rock!

Biohazard
09-12-2005, 12:54 PM
My fav. Ray-turds after Sunday.... ROFL

Mr. Kotter
09-12-2005, 01:41 PM
RAIDER Week? Here ya'll go....heh.

http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 01:43 PM
http://www.chiefswarpath.com/rivalry/HTMLobj-308/raiderweek.gif

Warrior5
09-12-2005, 01:48 PM
Although I won't be in a smaq-slinging mood until we get better resolution on our injured starters, thanks for starting this thread...already some hilarious posts here.

ROYC75
09-12-2005, 02:21 PM
Question :Are there even any Raider fans left to Smaque On ?


Answer : :shake:

Mr. Kotter
09-12-2005, 02:43 PM
Question :Are there even any Raider fans left to Smaque On ?


Answer : :shake:

Overhead, UglyDuck, and De nise???

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 03:12 PM
I've been searching the net for a good read on the history of our rivalry, and am finding dick. I have for the most part been unimpressed with the few raiderhater sites I have found, nothing on the history, just a few pics, jokes, and taunts.

This might be something we could add at some point to the Planet, a section dedicated to the rivalries between the raiduhs and the donks. Of course I know now is the best of times with all of the other work being done, but perhaps at some point in the not too distant future it could be something to at least look at.

Bowser
09-12-2005, 03:14 PM
I've been searching the net for a good read on the history of our rivalry, and am finding dick.

Sounds like you're searching the wrong sites. :shrug:

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 03:27 PM
Sounds like you're searching the wrong sites. :shrug:


It's what google gives me when I type a search for "Chiefs + butt raiders + rivalry".

I can't figure it out.....

Iowanian
09-12-2005, 03:31 PM
I hope some RaiderTools show up this week.....so I can give them an Atomic KONCHO

Eye Patch
09-12-2005, 03:51 PM
Overhead, UglyDuck, and De nise???

and Eye Patch...

So are the cheifs even gonna show up or what?

Eye Patch
09-12-2005, 03:52 PM
I hope some RaiderTools show up this week.....so I can give them an Atomic KONCHO

Atomic KONCHO... is that like a nookie?

Logical
09-12-2005, 03:53 PM
With our injuries piling up the last thing I would do is lay smack on the RAider fans.:shake:

Bowser
09-12-2005, 03:55 PM
With our injuries piling up the last thing I would do is lay smack on the RAider fans.:shake:

Take your bad vibes off of this thread!

:cuss:

Tribal Warfare
09-12-2005, 04:17 PM
So are the chiefs even gonna show up or what?

Like Al Davis in a Viagra discount pharmacy

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 04:25 PM
With our injuries piling up the last thing I would do is lay smack on the RAider fans.:shake:


Bah! It'll be close as usual, but I have no doubt we'll end up on top. The raiduhs are a joke, a shell of there formerselves. It's been that way for a few years now. If we can stop Martin, we can stop LaMont Jordan to be damned sure. Moss doesn't scare me as much as he does some others. I think we can get to Collins enough to greatly diminish the "Moss factor".

Bowser
09-12-2005, 04:30 PM
Bah! It'll be close as usual, but I have no doubt we'll end up on top. The raiduhs are a joke, a shell of there formerselves. It's been that way for a few years now. If we can stop Martin, we can stop LaMont Jordan to be damned sure. Moss doesn't scare me as much as he does some others. I think we can get to Collins enough to greatly diminish the "Moss factor".


I fully expect Moss to light us up. He'll end up the season with 1,800 yards receiving, and around 20 TD's, and it still won't matter. The Fade are a 6-10 team this year.

Eye Patch
09-12-2005, 04:35 PM
Like Al Davis in a Viagra discount pharmacy

Discount Pharmacy.... in Oakland.... Yeah we got em... it's called 65th and Flora St...from the local shop-n-score.

Strictly cash transactions.... or Harley Davidson parts.

Bowser
09-12-2005, 04:36 PM
Discount Pharmacy.... in Oakland.... Yeah we got em... it's called 65th and Flora St...from the local shop-n-score.

Strictly cash transactions.... or Harley Davidson parts.

So you're told, of course........

Raiderhader
09-12-2005, 04:58 PM
I fully expect Moss to light us up. He'll end up the season with 1,800 yards receiving, and around 20 TD's, and it still won't matter. The Fade are a 6-10 team this year.


I'm not concerned about it. Will we keep them scoreless until the last 30 seconds with him in the game? Highly doubtful (actually, just as doubtful with out him, this is a rivalry after all). However, the ball has to get to him before he can make a play. I think we have a good shot at reducing the number of times the ball actually reaches him.

Braincase
09-12-2005, 05:38 PM
Atomic KONCHO... is that like a nookie?

Nookie = good

Noogie = repetitive knuckle punches to the cranium.

You get noogies, and you obviously don't get nookie.

Dick Bull
09-12-2005, 05:51 PM
Nookie = good

Noogie = repetitive knickle punches to the cranium.

You get noogies, and you obviously don't get nookie.


ROFL

Coach
09-12-2005, 09:43 PM
Ahhh, RAIDER WEEK has arrived....

Found a good link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=1bAahTv6RaA

56k users, beware, it takes a long time to download.

Nzoner
09-13-2005, 12:15 AM
I'm not in a smaque talking mood right now,too tired,so for now I'll just say piss on the Raiders

Ugly Duck
09-13-2005, 12:43 AM
Hey, you buncha fargin' iceholes! I was too busy studying to watch the weekend's games, but congrats on beating the the Jets. The lowly Jets. The Jets that couldn't score, turned over the ball 17 times, and still managed to rack up 390 yards on your defense. Just wait till you see a real offense at the HOT next week.

Of course, maybe I could say the same thing about my team as well. The Pats are a heckuva lot better than the Jets, and we gave up a way-too-much 350 yards to them. They ran on us 31 times, but were held to 2.4 yds/attempt.... about the same average that you held the Jets to on their 23 carries. Both of our D's are light-years ahead of last year in the run defense department.

If we go backwards for another 150 yards on penalties, you guyz are going to kill us. If not, look for a wild & wooly shootout. You gave up 390 yards to the Jets, you'll give up more in Oakland. We gave up 350 yards to the Pats, we'll give up more to KC. This will be a barn-burner, and you guys are going down. Ya fargin' iceholes!

Douche Baggins
09-13-2005, 12:57 AM
We didn't have Surtain for 2 1/2 quarters. Plus, the Jets had a meaningless 80-yard TD drive in garbage time.

You're going down. :)

Mecca
09-13-2005, 01:15 AM
Maybe Lamont Jordan will show us his patented turn and run backwards running style he broke out against the Pats...........

Raiderhader
09-13-2005, 07:43 AM
Hey, you buncha fargin' iceholes! I was too busy studying to watch the weekend's games, but congrats on beating the the Jets. The lowly Jets. The Jets that couldn't score, turned over the ball 17 times, and still managed to rack up 390 yards on your defense. Just wait till you see a real offense at the HOT next week.


*YAWN* Is this the best you got? I guess it is kind of hard to lay some good smack down when you know your team is going to struggle to reach .500 this season....

Iowanian
09-13-2005, 07:50 AM
Atomic KONCHO... is that like a nookie?

If some more raider fans show up, I'll dish more smacks than Whitlock's belly fat if he were on a raiderfan's mama, dogstyle.


fyi...a "Koncho" is a Japanese school kids game we recently learned of, where they try to jam their thumb in the butt of other kids, through the pants of course.....no muddy fingers.


An Atomic Koncho, would be like that, only with an Iowanian Cyber-steal-smacktoed-Boot.

Mr. Kotter
09-13-2005, 09:11 AM
The Smack is already flyin' pretty good over there:

http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/

Raiderhader
09-13-2005, 09:29 AM
The Smack is already flyin' pretty good over there:

http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/


I love how people still think they have a run D that can stop our backs. Will people ever learn?

Why we will beat the Chiefs:
1. Thier run defense wasnt really tested. I saw that game vs the Jets, Pennington and Mawae had botched snaps, botched shotgun snaps, the passing attack was disrupted and they never attempted to establish a running game due to the game getting out of control. WE WILL RUN. Whether Ryan Sims is there or not (the guy has been a bust since being drafted in the 1st round really high), we will attempt to establish Jordan with our big boys up front. Their interior and foundation, their run defense needs to prove they can hold their own!

2. The LBs they have played very well, as they drove Pennington nuts, fine. I saw D.Johnson jump alot routes, crossing patterns, as he was antsy and didnt stay in his zones etc... We will use our WRs, mainly Curry and Porter in the middle of that field, Jordan out of the backfield and keep their LBs very busy...K.Bell and DJ want to attack, they wont be able to against us!

3. Their offense rolled early, as the Jets defense did play better at the start of the 2nd half, and gave then a shot to comeback, but their offense stunk it up. Our run defense is much improved, and yes we are going against a very formidable RB duo and very good O-LIne but, our run defense headed by Ted Washington up front can hold their own. PLus, add to that they cant attack us the way the Patriots did, spreading the field with WRs all over the place etc... Gibson will be on T.Gonzalez, a better match-up for him than the speedier Watson of NE and our slot guys wont get picked on...

This equals a Raider win!!

Iowanian
09-13-2005, 09:36 AM
Someone should remind those RaiTards that Mawae is a probowl center....and he was more than likely that ruffled due to the chiefs pass rush and LB blitzes..............By the 2nd quarter, Collins will feel like he's had 11 Shots of Old Crow.

The only reason the Chiefs won't run for 200 yards vs the raitards, is if Green passes for 450 vs that horrible secondary that makes the Chiefs backup cbs look solid.

Lzen
09-13-2005, 09:41 AM
PLus, add to that they cant attack us the way the Patriots did, spreading the field with WRs all over the place etc... Gibson will be on T.Gonzalez, a better match-up for him than the speedier Watson of NE and our slot guys wont get picked on...

ROFL

Raiderhader
09-13-2005, 09:44 AM
Here's another good one -

Chad Pennington fumbled 6 times and gave the Chiefs a short field. Our offense wont turn the ball over and let the Chiefs run on his all day. If we can (and will) stop the run, we will be fine. We held Corey Dillon to under 3 yards a carry and he aint no slouch. The Chiefs may have a good running game, but we have a good run defense.


Raiders in a close one, 31-27

Eye Patch
09-13-2005, 09:58 AM
If I were the chiefs I would attack our outside LB's.

They are defensive ends that have been converted to outside LB’s. Grant and Braxton are decent players but Defensive coordinator Ryan is asking something they cannot do.

In fact I would venture to say we have the worst LB core in the league… with ILB Danny Clark being above average. After that it gets very weak.

Look for halfback passes in the outside flats for big gains…

Raiderhader
09-13-2005, 10:06 AM
ROFL

I think that we have the Number 5 ranked run d in the leauge. run all you want

chagrin
09-13-2005, 10:09 AM
Quote:
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PLus, add to that they cant attack us the way the Patriots did, spreading the field with WRs all over the place etc... Gibson will be on T.Gonzalez, a better match-up for him than the speedier Watson of NE and our slot guys wont get picked on...
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I hear Gibson is the bread and butter of their teams effort to go to the Super Bowl this year. Sounds like TJ taught him all he needs to know about football.

Wile_E_Coyote
09-13-2005, 02:57 PM
Raider week & more Bronco fans show up after getting beat by the Dolphins, than Raider fans

Raiderhader
09-13-2005, 09:07 PM
It's time to get Biblical on their asses.

In searching for something inspiring to post in this thread I remembered something Big Daddy posted during one Raider Week a few seasons back (BTW, Troy, if you still have this saved please repost it), it was based off of Psalms 23, a delightful little Psalm about victory over the evil of the Silver and Black. And with that I knew I must seek my inspiration from the Scriptures. So with the thought of Pulp Fiction in my mind I ran to Ezekiel, because those Old Testament prophets spoke the visions of doom and destruction that keep dancing in my head, and I desired something a tad more hardcore than a Psalm. The passage was found very quickly, and works so well that only a few minor word changes need to be made for it to fit this particular situation. So I give you the slightly modified passages of Ezekiel 7:1-12a -

1 The word of the PRIEST came to me: 2 "Son of man, this is what the HIGH PRIEST says to the Raidernation: The end! The end has come upon the four corners of the land. 3 The end is now upon you and I will unleash my anger against you. I will judge you according to your conduct and repay you for all your detestable practices. 4 I will not look on you with pity or spare you; I will surely repay you for your conduct and the detestable practices among you. Then you will know that I am the PRIEST.

5 "This is what the HIGH PRIEST says: Disaster! An unheard-of disaster is coming. 6 The end has come! The end has come! It has roused itself against you. It has come! 7 Doom has come upon you—you who dwell in the land. The time has come, the day is near; there is panic, not joy, within the coliseum. 8 I am about to pour out my wrath on you and spend my anger against you; I will judge you according to your conduct and repay you for all your detestable practices. 9 I will not look on you with pity or spare you; I will repay you in accordance with your conduct and the detestable practices among you. Then you will know that it is I the PRIEST who strikes the blow.

10 "The day is here! It has come! Doom has burst forth, the rod has budded, arrogance has blossomed! 11 Violence has grown into a rod to punish wickedness; none of the people will be left, none of that crowd—no wealth, nothing of value. 12 The time has come, the day has arrived."

Ugly Duck
09-13-2005, 10:49 PM
I hear Gibson is the bread and butter of their teams effort to go to the Super Bowl this year. I dunno where you heard that. Did I hear that you guyz have to start Saliva cuz Sims is out?

RedDread
09-13-2005, 11:12 PM
I love your sig Duck, History is all the Raiders have going for them this year.

Braincase
09-14-2005, 05:38 AM
Hey, you buncha fargin' iceholes! I was too busy studying to watch the weekend's games, but congrats on beating the the Jets. The lowly Jets. The Jets that couldn't score, turned over the ball 17 times, and still managed to rack up 390 yards on your defense. Just wait till you see a real offense at the HOT next week.

Of course, maybe I could say the same thing about my team as well. The Pats are a heckuva lot better than the Jets, and we gave up a way-too-much 350 yards to them. They ran on us 31 times, but were held to 2.4 yds/attempt.... about the same average that you held the Jets to on their 23 carries. Both of our D's are light-years ahead of last year in the run defense department.

If we go backwards for another 150 yards on penalties, you guyz are going to kill us. If not, look for a wild & wooly shootout. You gave up 390 yards to the Jets, you'll give up more in Oakland. We gave up 350 yards to the Pats, we'll give up more to KC. This will be a barn-burner, and you guys are going down. Ya fargin' iceholes!

Hey Duck, you know that games are won & lost based on POINTS not YARDS, right?

Gaz
09-14-2005, 05:42 AM
Hey Duck, you know that games are won & lost based on POINTS not YARDS, right?

He is doing the best he can with what he's got.

xoxo~
Gaz
Understanding and sympathetic.

Mecca
09-14-2005, 06:03 AM
Well, Kerry Collins thinks whoever takes the most shots of Jack during the game wins.

chagrin
09-14-2005, 06:41 AM
I dunno where you heard that. Did I hear that you guyz have to start Saliva cuz Sims is out?


While the statement made about Gibson vs Tony G is hilarious enough on its own, I was referring to another thread entirely that had nothing to do with the Raiders, we do that on this board from time to time.

Ugly Duck
09-14-2005, 06:50 AM
Hey Duck, you know that games are won & lost based on POINTS not YARDS, right?Troo, but more often than not, there is a causal relationship between the two.

Mr. Kotter
09-14-2005, 08:59 AM
Troo, but more often than not, there is a causal relationship between the two.

For a Fader fan, you seem brighter than most. Exceptin' course your politics still suck. ;)

Nzoner
09-17-2005, 10:17 AM
tick tick tick

Tribal Warfare
09-17-2005, 10:32 AM
Troo, but more often than not, there is a causal relationship between the two.

Like A Brooklyn Pimp(Chiefs) slapping around his prostitute(Raiders).

Tribal Warfare
11-02-2005, 12:52 PM
Time to get the smaq on again!!!!!! The Raider's record is as bad as Randy Moss's vocabulary.

MOhillbilly
11-02-2005, 01:08 PM
everytime i see the capital-one commercials.

ya.

BigRedChief
11-02-2005, 01:08 PM
The Iraq soldier site and video from the other thread
http://www.169csb.com/HHD169thCSB.html

Tribal Warfare
11-02-2005, 10:27 PM
bump

greg63
11-02-2005, 11:34 PM
Whither Todd Marinovich?

http://www.sportsattic.com/nflphoto/photos9/Marinovich,Todd1.jpg

I remember him. What a cry-baby.

KcKing
11-03-2005, 04:39 AM
http://www.jasontheriault.com/raiders.jpghttp://www.thabolt.com/Pictures/Raider%20Hater/raiderrip34.jpg

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “I’m worried sick – can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?”


“Of course,” replies the doctor, “Where do you think Raiders fans come from?”

---------------------------------------------
Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs?

So they aren’t mistaken for Oakland women

http://www.chargertom.com/raidershugefan.jpg

greg63
11-03-2005, 06:24 AM
ROFLROFL

My wife just asked me: "Why do Chiefs fans hate the Raiders so much?" I didn't know exactly where to start and she was walking out the door to go to work. So, my reply was simply that the feeling was mutual. I feel as if I am remiss in my responsibility as a Chiefs fan. :banghead::shake:

Douche Baggins
11-03-2005, 06:26 AM
Because they're a bunch of dirty f*cks who think the rules don't apply to them. Or at least it started out that way. Now it's a grudge for life.

F*CK THE RAIDERS!

greg63
11-03-2005, 06:27 AM
Because they're a bunch of dirty f*cks who think the rules don't apply to them. Or at least it started out that way. Now it's a grudge for life.

F*CK THE RAIDERS!

YUP!

Iowanian
11-03-2005, 08:12 AM
Oakland fan has a "vacancy" sign on his a$$, and my foot is looking for a room.

seclark
11-03-2005, 08:32 AM
Oakland fan has a "vacancy" sign on his a$$, and my foot is looking for a room.
don't forget to wipe your feet before you go in the house.
sec

BigRedChief
11-03-2005, 08:51 AM
What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Oakland?

A Recreation Center

Biohazard
11-03-2005, 08:58 AM
What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Oakland?

A Recreation Center
Bondage Raiduh style.