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Bob Dole
09-13-2000, 06:53 PM
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots!

morphius
09-13-2000, 06:55 PM
Morphius is disappointed that Bob Dole did not listen to his earlier advice of "PUT THE ACID DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD".

Bob Dole
09-13-2000, 06:58 PM
That comment was exactly what prompted that post, actually...

morphius
09-13-2000, 07:00 PM
Damn, figured as much...

Bob Dole
09-13-2000, 07:03 PM
Bob Dole still thinks if you substitute "Chiefs fans" for "carrots," it's pretty darned accurate...

Tomahawk 11
09-13-2000, 07:04 PM
I can't remember who wrote that song, but it is creepy as hell!!

Bob Dole
09-13-2000, 07:09 PM
It was really creepy the first time Bob Dole heard it.

Bob Dole had just purchased the CD and it was playing in the basement family room while Bob Dole and two other guys were studying for a finance exam. The CD "ends," and then 5 minutes later that damned thing starts creeping up from the basement.

Tomahawk 11
09-13-2000, 07:22 PM
Is it Tool? Somebody like that. Whoever it was didn't realize what kind of mushrooms they were putting on there salad at dinner.

Bob Dole
09-13-2000, 07:24 PM
Yes, it's Tool.

The relatively new Perfect Circle has Maynard on vocals without all the bizarre sh@t of typical Tool.

(Bob Dole can't believe he's performing a music review on a fottball BB...)

Tomahawk 11
09-13-2000, 07:27 PM
Well, Tool probably knew exactly what kind of mushrooms they were. <BR>

morphius
09-13-2000, 07:30 PM
Bob Dole listens to tool, that would explain a lot. Oddly the beer song is not very scarey, must find a scarier song...

Bob Dole
09-13-2000, 07:32 PM
Bob Dole listens to a lot of different things...

Listening to Apocalyptica at the moment. Chevelle is playing in the car.

Tomahawk 11
09-13-2000, 07:37 PM
I wonder what Gun and SR listen too? Whatever it is I bet if you played it backwards it would say "DON'T WORRY JUST KEEP RUNNING THE BALL".

Gracie Dean
09-13-2000, 08:53 PM
I agree that Chiefs fans could be substituted for carrots, but I am with Morph on this one... Bob Dole has lost it.

Mosbonian
09-13-2000, 10:54 PM
Reading what Bob Dole is listening to makes me feel out of step...

I was just relaxing and listening to my Creedence Clearwater Revival anthology.

mmaddog
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Gracie Dean
09-13-2000, 10:59 PM
I was just listening to a Forrest Gump CD and they were just on....

Personally, I think the BEATLES rock.

morphius
09-13-2000, 11:00 PM
Mark - Boy you must be really old, I mean Dole has some grey hair which means he is old, but CCR man...

Mosbonian
09-13-2000, 11:19 PM
Careful Morph....

There's Gypsy blood in my family....you could wake up with a wart on your nose.

mmaddog
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Bob Dole
09-14-2000, 07:17 AM
FYI Morph: Bob Dole has had that stuff since Bob Dole was 16.

(Bob Dole likes to lie to himself that it's just "distinguished.")

morphius
09-14-2000, 09:08 AM
Dole - I figured that one comment was a 2 bird one stone type thing, not only do I get to call Mark old, but I also got a good shot on you.

Smltheppl
09-14-2000, 09:15 AM
Distinguished? Something like that... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

ChiTown
09-14-2000, 09:58 AM
I think I could match anyone of you on the gray hair front. I'll be 34, and I'm completely gray.

Only saving grace is that I have a full stock of hair, it's just gray.

Gracie Dean
09-14-2000, 10:42 AM
Hey,

I don't feel as bad now. I will be 34 in November and just pulled out a couple of grey hairs last week. I was feeling old till I read your comments.

morphius
09-14-2000, 10:54 AM
Morphius might have a gray hair, in about 22 years...

Phobia
09-14-2000, 11:05 AM
Morph,

You have a kid on the way, remember? You'll have grey hair before you realize it. I'm 29 & have a 7 & 8 YO. I have several grey hairs in my goat & a few growing on the side of my head.... It's coming, dude!

morphius
09-14-2000, 11:10 AM
Kphob - No, family traits predict that at earliest I will see a few grey hairs when I'm in my real late 40's. One of those lucky genetic traits.

Clint in Wichita
09-14-2000, 11:12 AM
Huh-Huh! Dole said "snatch"! Huh-Huh!

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CASHMAN
09-14-2000, 11:19 AM
Hello all and how is everyone????? well i watched ANY GIVING SUNDAY last night and some things that were said and done in the movie after watching it the second time, made me think of the CHIEFS. We should air this out and open up the O-passes is what they want along with high scores not just run-run-run. and time for the fossil to turn over a new playbook instead of 100-running plays and 10-passing plays in the book??????

CASHMAN.

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KC Jones
09-14-2000, 11:29 AM
I thought that was an awful movie. I'd rather watch any NFL game or some NFL film. It tried to be everything to everyone and ended up being a waste of time.

KC Jones
09-14-2000, 11:29 AM
I thought that was an awful movie. I'd rather watch any NFL game or some NFL film. It tried to be everything to everyone and ended up being a waste of time.

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Clint in Wichita
09-14-2000, 11:32 AM
It's time for a new signature, I guess!

CASHMAN
09-14-2000, 11:34 AM
I never said it was a great movie i was just talking about what they said and how it was about the CHIEFS-O. that was it.

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Mosbonian
09-14-2000, 12:01 PM
Morph:

Just remember when you wake up tomorrow morning with gray hair(or no hair)and a wart on your nose that you were the one that caused it.

Never insult someone with Gypsy heritage...

mmaddog
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KC Jones
09-14-2000, 12:50 PM
Clint,

Regarding the signature - I just couldn't resist. I thought of it the first day I saw yours. I'll change it after today http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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