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ENDelt260
09-16-2005, 08:25 PM
I've got a keg of Miller Lite... I've got a shot glass.... after I finish dinner, I'm gonna start up Century Club and see how far past 100 I can go. I gotta at least make 130 or I owe my neighbor $20.

I'll see you f*ckers later... blurrily.

Phobia
09-16-2005, 08:26 PM
You'll finish dinner again later.

pink
09-16-2005, 08:28 PM
I've got a keg of Miller Lite... I've got a shot glass.... after I finish dinner, I'm gonna start up Century Club and see how far past 100 I can go. I gotta at least make 130 or I owe my neighbor $20.

I'll see you f*ckers later... blurrily.
it's like a bad train wreck-- ya just gotta look. even tho i knew the thread was going to be appropriately titled.

pink
09-16-2005, 08:29 PM
You'll finish dinner again later.
wha? oh, ok. nm. ewww gross.

Calcountry
09-16-2005, 08:29 PM
Where the fug have you been Delt? You have been pretty scarce arround here lately?

Ultra Peanut
09-16-2005, 08:31 PM
ENDelt does something foolish.Fish gets wet.

Count Alex's Losses
09-16-2005, 08:31 PM
Century Club?

Katipan
09-16-2005, 08:36 PM
pussy

Raiderhader
09-16-2005, 08:36 PM
Where the fug have you been Delt? You have been pretty scarce arround here lately?


Doing foolish crap like this.

schneider221
09-16-2005, 08:38 PM
Century Club?

100 shots of beer in 100 minutes....so i assume thats another shot every minute after 100....id be impressed with 130

chiefs4me
09-16-2005, 08:39 PM
I wanna thank you for making my day......PBJ

Bob Dole
09-16-2005, 08:40 PM
ENDelt does something foolish.

As if that merits its own thread...

keg in kc
09-16-2005, 08:49 PM
Fish gets wet.McDonalds for 30 days makes man fat

Bwana
09-16-2005, 08:51 PM
ENDelt does something foolish

The sun sets in the west.

runnercyclist
09-16-2005, 08:52 PM
And shitty beer to boot. That truly is foolish!

keg in kc
09-16-2005, 08:52 PM
I've got a keg of Miller Lite...Slumming it 'eh?

Is this like a drinker's slumpbuster?

stevieray
09-16-2005, 08:54 PM
This ought to be good...I think he should make quarterly posts.

Ultra Peanut
09-16-2005, 08:59 PM
"You've got a prollum."
"Yeah, you're a mesh."

JimNasium
09-16-2005, 09:25 PM
I'd rather drink horse piss.

keg in kc
09-16-2005, 09:26 PM
That can be arranged, I'm sure.

JimNasium
09-16-2005, 09:29 PM
Doesn't mean I will drink horse piss of course. I choose home brew.

Dartgod
09-16-2005, 09:29 PM
I'd rather drink horse piss.
You'd rather drink Coors Light?

keg in kc
09-16-2005, 09:30 PM
He should've big-timed it and gone with the natty light.

JimNasium
09-16-2005, 09:30 PM
You'd rather drink Coors Light?
ROFL ROFL ROFL

plbrdude
09-16-2005, 10:07 PM
how many ounces in a shot ?

Skip Towne
09-16-2005, 10:11 PM
Endelt did something foolish? Nah, can't be.

chiefs4me
09-16-2005, 10:24 PM
Well it's been 2 hours...wonder if he's drunk...

Saggysack
09-16-2005, 10:44 PM
how many ounces in a shot ?

1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40min

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 10:46 PM
1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40min

:spock:

That must be new. I was a bartender years ago, and a shot was 1.5 ounces....that's how I still mix 'em.

Bowser
09-16-2005, 10:46 PM
1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40min

Shit, that's breakfast at Casa de Delt.

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 10:48 PM
Well it's been 2 hours...wonder if he's drunk...

Are you serious? He was three sheets to the wind by 8:38.

He's not a legend for nothin'.... :p

jspchief
09-16-2005, 10:49 PM
1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40minI guess I took it as he was just going to do 130 shots in 130 minutes.... or just do a shot a minute until he stopped.

Besides the dunkeness, tha hardest part is simply finding room. I always get so damn full.

Saggysack
09-16-2005, 10:50 PM
:spock:

That must be new. I was a bartender years ago, and a shot was 1.5 ounces....that's how I still mix 'em.

:shrug:

I've always used the 1oz. short shots. Everyone I have known uses 1oz glasses too.

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 10:52 PM
:shrug:

I've always used the 1oz. short shots. Everyone I have known uses 1oz glasses too.

Well, it's an easy way for a bar to cut costs I suppose. :hmmm:

Hell, I use to give 'em a splash after the 1.5 ounces too.

I did do well on tips though. :D

Bowser
09-16-2005, 10:53 PM
I guess I took it as he was just going to do 130 shots in 130 minutes.... or just do a shot a minute until he stopped.

Besides the dunkeness, tha hardest part is simply finding room. I always get so damn full.

So no piss breaks?

Skip Towne
09-16-2005, 10:55 PM
Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

Taco John
09-16-2005, 10:56 PM
And shitty beer to boot. That truly is foolish!



In his defense, you don't exactly want to try this with Black Butte Porter

jspchief
09-16-2005, 10:57 PM
So no piss breaks?Hell yea you can take piss breaks. 10 beers in two hours with no pissing? That's just torture.

Count Alex's Losses
09-16-2005, 10:57 PM
Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

How can anyone stay awake for 20 hours while continually boozing?

Phobia
09-16-2005, 10:58 PM
Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

That is no doubt true. I drank with him until sunrise one time. We woke up around 10 AM and he cracked a beer. I waited until noon.

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 10:58 PM
Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

Well at your age, considering you nap from 1 to 4 pm, and go to bed at 9 pm....I guess not. :p

Count Alex's Losses
09-16-2005, 10:59 PM
Hell yea you can take piss breaks. 10 beers in two hours with no pissing? That's just torture.

The one time I had a large quantity of beer in a short span of time, I was AMAZED at the amount of piss I could produce in one sitting.

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 10:59 PM
How can anyone stay awake for 20 hours while continually boozing?

One word: dedication. :D

Phobia
09-16-2005, 11:00 PM
The one time I had a large quantity of beer in a short span of time, I was AMAZED at the amount of piss I could produce in one sitting.

I'm not AMAZED to discover you sit to piss.

NJ Chief Fan
09-16-2005, 11:00 PM
e sitting.

key word here is SITTING...hahaha go chiefs sits while he pisses

Count Alex's Losses
09-16-2005, 11:01 PM
I'm not AMAZED to discover you sit to piss.

GOD DAMMIT! BAD CHOICE OF WORDS!

Count Alex's Losses
09-16-2005, 11:02 PM
Now I'm watching Will and Grace.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 11:02 PM
Hell yea you can take piss breaks. 10 beers in two hours with no pissing? That's just torture.

The key is you dehydrate yourself prior; 2 hour workout, 30 minutes in the Suana...then you hit the bars, dude. :p












FTR, I'm JK--that would be nuts....:shake:

stevieray
09-16-2005, 11:03 PM
Now I'm watching Will and Grace.

What the hell is wrong with me?

you want to see if Will sits too?

jspchief
09-16-2005, 11:04 PM
The key is you dehydrate yourself prior; 2 hour workout, 30 minutes in the Suana...then you hit the bars, dude. :p












FTR, I'm JK--that would be nuts....:shake:That actually kind of works. While tailgating and drinking at the game last Sunday, It was so damn hot that I only ended up pissing once, at the end of the game. I was sweating so much there wasn't anything left to piss.

Count Alex's Losses
09-16-2005, 11:05 PM
you want to see if will sits also?

Nah, I just watch it for the scenery:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9812/14/will.and.grace/link.debra.messing.jpg

cdcox
09-16-2005, 11:05 PM
Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 11:07 PM
That actually kind of works. While tailgating and drinking at the game last Sunday, It was so damn hot that I only ended up pissing once, at the end of the game. I was sweating so much there wasn't anything left to piss.

I know it works; from college days....but it probably ain't exactly a good thing to do.

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 11:09 PM
Nah, I just watch it for the scenery:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9812/14/will.and.grace/link.debra.messing.jpg

I don't watch TV much....is that "Grace"? If so, I'm more of a Dharma guy....(from "Greg and Dharma")

Dave Lane
09-16-2005, 11:09 PM
Well it's been 2 hours...wonder if he's drunk...

Be more news if he wasn't

Dave

jspchief
09-16-2005, 11:10 PM
Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.We used to go to a bar that had $5 all you could drink, until someone pissed. It was actually pretty nasty because all the guys would just piss in bottles and the women all left early making it a sausage fest.

Bowser
09-16-2005, 11:11 PM
I don't watch TV much....is that "Grace"? If so, I'm more of a Dharma guy....(from "Greg and Dharma")

Debra Messing has very little rack.

tk13
09-16-2005, 11:11 PM
Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.
Fletcher: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?

Judge: Can't it wait?

Fletcher: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!

Judge: Is that true?

Fletcher: It has to be!

Judge: In that case I'd better take a quick break myself.

NJ Chief Fan
09-16-2005, 11:11 PM
i remember in high school we had the power hour... we had teams of groups of 3, each team member had to finish 10 beers(30 case) under an hour....that was very messy to say the least

Count Alex's Losses
09-16-2005, 11:11 PM
I don't watch TV much....is that "Grace"? If so, I'm more of a Dharma guy....(from "Greg and Dharma")

Yes, and Megan Mullally is hot too.

Count Alex's Losses
09-16-2005, 11:12 PM
Debra Messing has very little rack.

Yeah, but for some reason I don't care.

Bowser
09-16-2005, 11:16 PM
Yeah, but for some reason I don't care.

With that frizzed out red hair, she has "****ing psycho ex-girlfriend" written all over her. That just gives me the chills, somehow.

schneider221
09-16-2005, 11:18 PM
i remember in high school we had the power hour... we had teams of groups of 3, each team member had to finish 10 beers(30 case) under an hour....that was very messy to say the least

i prefer the case race...teams of 2 first to finish a case....takes speed and endurance

brorth
09-16-2005, 11:21 PM
Yeah, but for some reason I don't care.

It's because you're watching it for Will.

Mr. Kotter
09-16-2005, 11:21 PM
Yes, and Megan Mullally is hot too.

gc is MILFin'....eh?

Taco John
09-16-2005, 11:26 PM
Nah, I just watch it for the scenery:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9812/14/will.and.grace/link.debra.messing.jpg



Into the ugly chicks eh?

KCChiefsMan
09-16-2005, 11:29 PM
I've never tried doing a century club, but I usually drink 10-15 beers + a few shots when I go out, which is every night........and yes, I drink Miller Lite too

Mr. Kotter
09-17-2005, 12:12 AM
I've never tried doing a century club, but I usually drink 10-15 beers + a few shots when I go out, which is every night........and yes, I drink Miller Lite too

Wow. And TC wanted me to seek help from AA. :rolleyes:

Ari Chi3fs
09-17-2005, 12:50 AM
are we still waiting for the stupity to culminate?

Mr. Kotter
09-17-2005, 12:52 AM
are we still waiting for the stupity to culminate?

Your arrival get's us closer. ;)

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 12:59 AM
http://picard.ytmnd.com/

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:20 AM
Well, the whole experience was rather disappointing. I made a 10 second or so movie every twentyy five shots. If somoene wants to host them, I'll post them.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:22 AM
pussy
That's sunday nighht.

BTW, my friedn is a DEA agent.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:23 AM
how many ounces in a shot ?
1.5

luv
09-17-2005, 03:25 AM
Well, the whole experience was rather disappointing. I made a 10 second or so movie every twentyy five shots. If somoene wants to host them, I'll post them.
How many did you end up doing total?

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:26 AM
Besides the dunkeness, tha hardest part is simply finding room. I always get so damn full.

This turned out to be the problem, not that I was surprised. Starting right after dinner was a bad idea... but, I figured, f*ck it... no excuses. I lost twenty dollars, but I went down like a man. And then went out to the bar and kept drinking.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:26 AM
:shrug:

I've always used the 1oz. short shots. Everyone I have known uses 1oz glasses too.
I've never heard of a 1 oz shot. It's always been 1.5.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:30 AM
Hell yea you can take piss breaks. 10 beers in two hours with no pissing? That's just torture.
Yes, you can take piss breaks, but you have to catch up. You can't fall behind the 1 shot per minute. I held a shot glass full of beer in my hand to piss and waited ror the drink call.

Miles
09-17-2005, 03:30 AM
Suprised you reported back in. Figure you might be in worse shape than me.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:31 AM
How can anyone stay awake for 20 hours while continually boozing?
Cocaine.

I mean... sheer will.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:35 AM
How many did you end up doing total?
I got to 108 before my chicken dinner ended up all over the lawn.

I failed miserably. Mock me now, I deserve it.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:36 AM
I got to 108 before my chicken dinner ended up all over the lawn.

I failed miserably. Mock me now, I deserve it.
At least it was only $20.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:37 AM
Suprised you reported back in. Figure you might be in worse shape than me.
I'm only disappointed I don't have funnier movies to post. I'm pretty normal in all the clips I recorded. If I had gone in with an empty stomach it would've been much funnier.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:38 AM
At least it was only $20.
The money's not the important part. It's the shot at pride that matters.

You haven't been a man for long, have you?

Miles
09-17-2005, 03:38 AM
I got to 108 before my chicken dinner ended up all over the lawn.

I failed miserably. Mock me now, I deserve it.

Been to long since i have done that to give you shit. Last time i did century club i was ruined.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:38 AM
I'm only disappointed I don't have funnier movies to post. I'm pretty normal in all the clips I recorded. If I had gone in with an empty stomach it would've been much funnier.
And you wouldn't have had as much stuff to throw up.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:39 AM
Been to long since i have done that to give you shit. Last time i did century club i was ruined.
This may have been answered earlier in the thread, and I'm too tired to do the math, but how many beers is that equivilent to?

tk13
09-17-2005, 03:41 AM
I got to 108 before my chicken dinner ended up all over the lawn.

I failed miserably. Mock me now, I deserve it.
You're the Albie Lopez of ChiefsPlanet. You come in and at first everything is alright, but by the end of your outing you've spewed your garbage everywhere. Hang your head in shame.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:42 AM
If you do 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes it come out to be just over a 12 pack.

Not that much beer, but at a much faster pace than most folks do.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:42 AM
You're the Albie Lopez of ChiefsPlanet. You come in and at first everything is alright, but by the end of your outing you've spewed your garbage everywhere. Hang your head in shame.
F8ck you! I'd call you a racial slur if I knew what race you were. You golden arches bastard.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:43 AM
Serioulsy. Albie Lopez? I'm drunk and I might not be able to sleep tonigth. Couldn't you make a joke about f*cking my mother or someithing? Asshole.

Miles
09-17-2005, 03:44 AM
This may have been answered earlier in the thread, and I'm too tired to do the math, but how many beers is that equivilent to?

Yeah i was thinking the same thing.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:44 AM
The money's not the important part. It's the shot at pride that matters.

You haven't been a man for long, have you?
Can't say that I've EVER been a man.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:45 AM
OK kids, the math isn't that hard. 1.5 oz a shot... 12 oz per can of beer. Break out your calculater and figure it out.l

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 03:46 AM
I've got a keg of Miller Lite... I've got a shot glass.... after I finish dinner, I'm gonna start up Century Club and see how far past 100 I can go. I gotta at least make 130 or I owe my neighbor $20.

I'll see you f*ckers later... blurrily.

So... let me get this straight... you're drinking 100 shots of beer? Doesn't seem like its that much.

tk13
09-17-2005, 03:47 AM
F8ck you! I'd call you a racial slur if I knew what race you were. You golden arches bastard.
ROFL I'm not in any race, I'd prefer to sit here.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:47 AM
Can't say that I've EVER been a man.
Bullshit..... **** I ran out of funny things to say... whish would suggest I ever started with any.... um.... why did the chicken cross the road? Cause ENdet was drunk@@@ hahahahah


yeah, I'm hammerd. go **** yourself

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:48 AM
So... let me get this straight... you're drinking 100 shots of beer? Doesn't seem like its that much.
Hon, next time you're in Phoenix I invite you to do it with me.

Miles
09-17-2005, 03:48 AM
Throw me one of those cheesesteaks and ill toss you an IPA.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:49 AM
yeah, I'm hammerd. go **** yourself
I would, but I'm low on batteries. :(

Miles
09-17-2005, 03:49 AM
So... let me get this straight... you're drinking 100 shots of beer? Doesn't seem like its that much.

Drink it in a short period of time and it is. Havent done it since colllege but know it will ruin you.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:49 AM
I would, but I'm low on batteries. :(
I should say that bob is low on batteries.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:49 AM
Throw me one of those cheesesteaks and ill toss you an IPA.
I hate IPA. It's my least favorite beer. But, thanks to you I'm tempted to walk for a cheesesteak.

thanks a lot, asshole.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 03:50 AM
Hon, next time you're in Phoenix I invite you to do it with me.

Okay... don't know when thats gonna be. but unless they're double shots I'll match your 130 and raise you an even 20. Deal???

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 03:50 AM
I should say that bob is low on batteries.

take em out of your remote.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:50 AM
Hon, next time you're in Phoenix I invite you to do it with me.
Careful, she might take you up on that...oh wait, you meant shots of beer.

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 03:51 AM
Bullshit..... **** I ran out of funny things to say... whish would suggest I ever started with any.... um.... why did the chicken cross the road? Cause ENdet was drunk@@@ hahahahah


yeah, I'm hammerd. go **** yourself

ROFL

And there you are, folks. There's your commercial advertisement for alcohol...

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:51 AM
Drink it in a short period of time and it is. Havent done it since colllege but know it will ruin you.
Ah, she's but a pup. She don't know. I knew what I was getting into and look at me. If I wasn't a complete alcoholic I'd be drooling in a pool of my own vomit right now.

Miles
09-17-2005, 03:51 AM
I hate IPA. It's my least favorite beer. But, thanks to you I'm tempted to walk for a cheesesteak.

thanks a lot, asshole.

Better than wheat beer.

tk13
09-17-2005, 03:52 AM
ROFL

And there you are, folks. There's your commercial advertisement for alcohol...
It's Mr. Kotter approved.

Fire Me Boy!
09-17-2005, 03:52 AM
1-ounce shot glass, that's 130 ounces... roughly a 12-pack.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:52 AM
take em out of your remote.
remote takes two, bob takes four. Hey...my camera!

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:52 AM
Okay... don't know when thats gonna be. but unless they're double shots I'll match your 130 and raise you an even 20. Deal???
I'm not looking to go to the hospital to pump anyone's stomach, hon. Let's just drink socially, kay?

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 03:53 AM
Careful, she might take you up on that...oh wait, you meant shots of beer.

Uhh what do you mean by that?

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 03:53 AM
I'm not looking to go to the hospital to pump anyone's stomach, hon. Let's just drink socially, kay?

wooorks for me.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:53 AM
Better than wheat beer.
I prefer wheat beers actually. IPAs just ain't my thing.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 03:54 AM
It's Mr. Kotter approved.

hey did you just call me?

luv
09-17-2005, 03:54 AM
Uhh what do you mean by that?
Ummm, I think it's called joking around.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:55 AM
ROFL

And there you are, folks. There's your commercial advertisement for alcohol...
You know.... if someone had videotapted the hour and a half of me turning from sober to retard and showed it to hr high kids... none of them would ever drink. Christ... just listening to the stories I told.... ****ing mexican hookers.... snorrting coke.... who wants to live that?

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 03:55 AM
1-ounce shot glass, that's 130 ounces... roughly a 12-pack.

It's not the amount--it's the time phase. Just like the milk challenge....





...does this make sense....? Oh, w'll F it....

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:56 AM
1-ounce shot glass, that's 130 ounces... roughly a 12-pack.
Pay attention... 1.5 Sheezus, does your mother hold your hand on the walk to kindergarten, too?

Fire Me Boy!
09-17-2005, 03:56 AM
You know.... if someone had videotapted the hour and a half of me turning from sober to retard and showed it to hr high kids... none of them would ever drink. Christ... just listening to the stories I told.... ****ing mexican hookers.... snorrting coke.... who wants to live that?
I've seen pictures of you and that alone made me stop drinking.

Miles
09-17-2005, 03:56 AM
I prefer wheat beers actually. IPAs just ain't my thing.

Yeah IPAs kinda sucks but not a fan of wheat either. Got stuck with the IPA from a sampler pack but i think im about to drink em.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 03:57 AM
Ummm, I think it's called joking around.

Hmmm call me silly drunk but I thought you were implying that I'd **** him.

luv
09-17-2005, 03:57 AM
Pay attention... 1.5 Sheezus, does your mother hold your hand on the walk to kindergarten, too?
The man is awful feisty when he's drunk.

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 03:57 AM
You know.... if someone had videotapted the hour and a half of me turning from sober to retard and showed it to hr high kids... none of them would ever drink.

You're so very wrong, but your heart's in the right place...

luv
09-17-2005, 03:58 AM
Hmmm call me silly drunk but I thought you were implying that I'd **** him.
I'm too prude and naive to imply anything like that, remember?

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:58 AM
I've seen pictures of you and that alone made me stop drinking.
You stopping drinking wont' make you any prettier.

Fire Me Boy!
09-17-2005, 03:58 AM
It's not the amount--it's the time phase. Just like the milk challenge....

...does this make sense....? Oh, w'll F it....
I left that part out... I knew that. I was leaving the time factor out of it. Just doing the math.



Pay attention... 1.5 Sheezus, does your mother hold your hand on the walk to kindergarten, too?
I haven't read anything but the last few posts. I didn't read that earlier.

Fire Me Boy!
09-17-2005, 03:59 AM
You stopping drinking wont' make you any prettier.
It don't help your looks either.

Miles
09-17-2005, 03:59 AM
You stopping drinking wont' make you any prettier.

And why would anyone want to stop drinkin.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 03:59 AM
Hmmm call me silly drunk but I thought you were implying that I'd **** him.
Wait... you're not going to f*ck me? Aw, shucks... now I gotta cry myself to sleep.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:00 AM
I'm too prude and naive to imply anything like that, remember?

Round here we call it cock-blocking, but call it what you want.
Anyways, carry on.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 04:00 AM
It don't help your looks either.
I don't need the help, bud. Least, 'cording to your moms.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:01 AM
Wait... you're not going to f*ck me? Aw, shucks... now I gotta cry myself to sleep.

Ive been warned to steer clear of you. hehehehe ;)

Fire Me Boy!
09-17-2005, 04:02 AM
I don't need the help, bud. Least, 'cording to your moms.
Ah yes... the always-good fallback "mom" joke. :shake:

tk13
09-17-2005, 04:06 AM
Wait... you're not going to f*ck me? Aw, shucks... now I gotta cry myself to sleep.
Yeah, after tonight you'll be the first person to actually have beer in your tears instead of the other way around.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:14 AM
ENDelt u hit the floor or what?

tk13
09-17-2005, 04:17 AM
ENDelt u hit the floor or what?
That'd be my guess. I'm guessing you're probably soon to follow over there Kingpin.

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:18 AM
ENDelt u hit the floor or what?

Might have gone to get some grub.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:18 AM
That'd be my guess. I'm guessing you're probably soon to follow over there Kingpin.

Not if you have anything to do with it.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:19 AM
Might have gone to get some grub.

Is that another word for the toilet bowl?? blahhhhhhh

tk13
09-17-2005, 04:20 AM
Not if you have anything to do with it.
At least that's what you're hoping, anyway... :)

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:20 AM
Is that another word for the toilet bowl?? blahhhhhhh

Nah late night food.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:21 AM
At least that's what you're hoping, anyway... :)
hahaha. scartch my last comment. Cocky ass! Third strike.. you're out. (heheh nothing but love here T)

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:22 AM
Goodbye Blue Sky.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:22 AM
Nah late night food.
hehehe I know... I was making a funny, or at least trying to. hahaha

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 04:26 AM
Pay attention... 1.5 Sheezus, does your mother hold your hand on the walk to kindergarten, too?OH MY GOD, HE'S GETTING BELLIGERENT!

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 04:27 AM
NO, WORSE... DISIGERENT!

tk13
09-17-2005, 04:27 AM
hahaha. scartch my last comment. Cocky ass! Third strike.. you're out. (heheh nothing but love here T)
:) Hehe.. oh you know I'm teasing. As long as you don't kick my "cocky" ass at bowling.

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 04:29 AM
:) Hehe.. oh you know I'm teasing. As long as you don't kick my ass at bowling.

I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.
I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:31 AM
:) Hehe.. oh you know I'm teasing. As long as you don't kick my "cocky" ass at bowling.

that'll come soon enough. I'm gonna jump in the showaa to try to sober up a tad bit. I'll call you in a while. goodnight everyoneeeeeeee.

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:31 AM
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:32 AM
that'll come soon enough. I'm gonna jump in the showaa to try to sober up a tad bit. I'll call you in a while. goodnight everyoneeeeeeee.

Weak.

tk13
09-17-2005, 04:35 AM
I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.
I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.
Or I'm in a box, and I am gonna eat.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:36 AM
Weak.

what?

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 04:36 AM
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon

Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,
Rode on the steel breeze...

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:38 AM
what?

So your not going to sleep then.

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:41 AM
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,
Rode on the steel breeze...

Come on you raver, you seer of visions, come on you painter,
you piper, you prisoner, and shine

Rausch
09-17-2005, 04:41 AM
And why would anyone want to stop drinkin.

http://image12.webshots.com/13/9/81/43/170998143ALRIQf_ph.jpg

luv
09-17-2005, 04:42 AM
http://image12.webshots.com/13/9/81/43/170998143ALRIQf_ph.jpg
Am I the only one unable to see this?

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:42 AM
So your not going to sleep then.

Well I wasnt going to sleep... just asleep from the planet. But... I've changed my mind. for now.

Rausch
09-17-2005, 04:43 AM
Am I the only one unable to see this?

Yes...

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:43 AM
And if you sit,
Don't make a sound.
Pick your feet up off the ground.

luv
09-17-2005, 04:43 AM
Yes...
Oh well.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:46 AM
Am I the only one unable to see this?
If you see a white box with a red X then no youre not the only one.

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 04:48 AM
And if you sit,
Don't make a sound.
Pick your feet up off the ground.

And if you hear as the warm night falls
The silver sound from a time so strange,
Sing to me, sing to me.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:51 AM
And if you hear as the warm night falls
The silver sound from a time so strange,
Sing to me, sing to me.

When that fat old sun in the sky is falling

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 04:53 AM
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling

Summer evening birds are calling...

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:53 AM
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling

Nice

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:54 AM
Summer evening birds are calling...
Children's laughter in my ears te last sunlight disappears

Miles
09-17-2005, 04:56 AM
Children's laughter in my ears te last sunlight disappears

A silver sound from a tongue so strange
Sing to me, sing to me

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 04:58 AM
Sorry I left you guys for a minute. Had to walk up to the Philly Sandwich Co and get a pizza steak. It was so worth the walk. Mmmm.... thtat was good.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:58 AM
So all aboard for the American tour and maybe youll make it to the top.
And mind how you go and I can tell you, 'cause I know u may find it hard to get off.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 04:59 AM
Sorry I left you guys for a minute. Had to walk up to the Philly Sandwich Co and get a pizza steak. It was so worth the walk. Mmmm.... thtat was good.

good i was about to book a flight to pheonix to help you off the ground. wheeew.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 04:59 AM
Ive been warned to steer clear of you.

sounds like you have good frends. You should listen to them. And tell them to call me. I miss 'em.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:00 AM
Do this and film it!

Miles
09-17-2005, 05:00 AM
Sorry I left you guys for a minute. Had to walk up to the Philly Sandwich Co and get a pizza steak. It was so worth the walk. Mmmm.... thtat was good.

Bad influance on you. Nice to have good drunk grub across the street. All the shit here closes at 2:00.

luv
09-17-2005, 05:00 AM
Sorry I left you guys for a minute. Had to walk up to the Philly Sandwich Co and get a pizza steak. It was so worth the walk. Mmmm.... thtat was good.
So Miles was right. He went for food.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:00 AM
Ah yes... the always-good fallback "mom" joke. :shake:
I'm hammered. What's your excuse for being lame?

luv
09-17-2005, 05:01 AM
Bad influance on you. Nice to have good drunk grub across the street. All the shit here closes at 2:00.
Don't feel bad. It closes earlier than that here.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:01 AM
Might have gone to get some grub.
DING DING! Miles understands me.

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 05:02 AM
Don't buy drugs. Buy some rims!

"They spinnin' n*gger, they spinnin'..."

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:02 AM
OH MY GOD, HE'S GETTING BELLIGERENT!
I got belligerent aroudn shot 70. If Zach were on to offer space, I could post the video to prove it.

Miles
09-17-2005, 05:03 AM
So all aboard for the American tour and maybe youll make it to the top.
And mind how you go and I can tell you, 'cause I know u may find it hard to get off.

Nice random track.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:03 AM
Nice random track.

hahah I'm in a random mood... thought I'd switch it up a bit.

Rausch
09-17-2005, 05:04 AM
I got belligerent aroudn shot 70. If Zach were on to offer space, I could post the video to prove it.

I'm getting really tired of that bitch complaining about supporting my bandwith...

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:04 AM
good i was about to book a flight to pheonix to help you off the ground. wheeew.
Feel free to come on out. Pack the KB... uh, wherever you think they wont' find it.

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 05:05 AM
So all aboard for the American tour and maybe youll make it to the top.
And mind how you go and I can tell you, 'cause I know u may find it hard to get off.

You shout in your sleep.
Perhaps the price is just too stepp.
Is your conscience at rest if once put to the test?
You awake with a start to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
Just two ears, just two eyes.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:06 AM
Feel free to come on out. Pack the KB... uh, wherever you think they wont' find it.

Yeah no probelm... I'm a pro by now. hehe

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:06 AM
Bad influance on you. Nice to have good drunk grub across the street. All the shit here closes at 2:00.
It's not across the street. It's actually just over a half a mile up the road. It's across the street from the last bar I was at tonight. Eh, f*ck it... I burned some calories walking home... then walking back... then walking home again.

given the beer I drank, and the pizza steak... I probably still came out on the losing end.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:06 AM
Even Siberia goes through the motions.
Hold out and hold up;
Hold down the window. Outbound, river,
Hold out the morning that comes into view. Bluetail, tailfly.
River running right on over my head.

luv
09-17-2005, 05:06 AM
You shout in your sleep.
Perhaps the price is just too stepp.
Is your conscience at rest if once put to the test?
You awake with a start to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
Just two ears, just two eyes.
It seems to have turned into karaoke hour.

Miles
09-17-2005, 05:07 AM
Don't feel bad. It closes earlier than that here.

Im used to the places closing later than that but cant really complain since there are some great places in walking distance to me during the day. Still miss taco cabana at 3:00 though.

Rausch
09-17-2005, 05:07 AM
You shout in your sleep.
Perhaps the price is just too stepp.
Is your conscience at rest if once put to the test?
You awake with a start to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
Just two ears, just two eyes.

Bastards...

Now I'm put'n the "Shine on" set in the changer.

Eh, sobering up is for pussies anyway...

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:08 AM
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots defeat me
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots eat me

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:08 AM
You shout in your sleep.
Perhaps the price is just too stepp.
Is your conscience at rest if once put to the test?
You awake with a start to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
Just two ears, just two eyes.

u set sail across the sea Of longpast thoughts and memories.
childhood's ends..... ur fantasies merge with harsh realities.
and then as the sail is hoist.....u find ur eyes are growing moist
da neer neer neer..(okay I added that)

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 05:08 AM
Even Siberia goes through the motions.
Hold out and hold up;
Hold down the window. Outbound, river,
Hold out the morning that comes into view. Bluetail, tailfly.
River running right on over my head.

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

No-one brought up a Yes lyric....

Miles
09-17-2005, 05:08 AM
It's not across the street. It's actually just over a half a mile up the road. It's across the street from the last bar I was at tonight. Eh, f*ck it... I burned some calories walking home... then walking back... then walking home again.

given the beer I drank, and the pizza steak... I probably still came out on the losing end.

At this hour across the street is the same thing. Drunk walks are nothing.

luv
09-17-2005, 05:09 AM
Im used to the places closing later than that but cant really complain since there are some great places in walking distance to me during the day. Still miss taco cabana at 3:00 though.
About the only places that stay open past 1AM here are the 24 hour places like Ziggy's Cafe and Steak & Shake. Well, Taco bell is open till like 3 or 4AM. Something like that. Steak & shake was always the place to go after hitting the bars. At least it used to be. I haven't done that in awhile.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:09 AM
Yeah no probelm... I'm a pro by now. hehe
When I flew up to MO in March I had weed in my bag. Got there and found a note inside that said it had been searched.... the weed was still there. I found it mildly humorous.

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 05:09 AM
It seems to have turned into karaoke hour.

Well, now--see...I don't like karaoke at all, y'know...

Miles
09-17-2005, 05:10 AM
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots defeat me
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots eat me

Love that album.

Rausch
09-17-2005, 05:10 AM
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

No-one brought up a Yes lyric....

Sorry.

I haven't watched "Legend" in years...

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:11 AM
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

No-one brought up a Yes lyric....I care this much:

luv
09-17-2005, 05:11 AM
Well, now--see...I don't like karaoke at all, y'know...
Type better than you sing?

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:12 AM
At this hour across the street is the same thing. Drunk walks are nothing.
I got to say hi to some cops on horses... and smile big cause they didn't see me with my open beer earlier... and know that there's no public intoxication law in this city.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:12 AM
Love that album.Your lips, your lips, your lips are on fire.

Some might even say they're...

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:12 AM
When I flew up to MO in March I had weed in my bag. Got there and found a note inside that said it had been searched.... the weed was still there. I found it mildly humorous.

My friedn went to Tahiti last year and scored a nice bag of KB and when she got home that night there was a post it with a smiley face on it where the sack was.

luv
09-17-2005, 05:13 AM
I care this much:
Is he dusting the dirt off his shoulders? Looks like a similar silly dance a few friends of mine and I do when we here that song.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:13 AM
I care this much:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=46981&stc=1

Holy smokes.... you *are* a girl!

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:13 AM
I care this much:

ladies is pimps too... go on brush ur shoulders off. I was getting down to that song earlier.... hehhe lovin life tongiht.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:14 AM
http://taskbah.ytmnd.com/

Miles
09-17-2005, 05:15 AM
I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh and
I saw the photograph

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:15 AM
My friedn went to Tahiti last year and scored a nice bag of KB and when she got home that night there was a post it with a smiley face on it where the sack was.
At least she didn't get put to death.... like... f*ck... what is that country where the Australian gal went... Indonesia. Yeah... don't f*ck with drugs in foreign countires.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:16 AM
Holy smokes.... you *are* a girl!ROFL

If you're dissin' that playa, you're clearly drunk. I bet he would **** you up. Or at least look good doing it.

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 05:16 AM
My friedn went to Tahiti last year and scored a nice bag of KB and when she got home that night there was a post it with a smiley face on it where the sack was.

"What's in the tea?"

"WATER, bitch!!!"

Rausch
09-17-2005, 05:17 AM
At least she didn't get put to death.... like... f*ck... what is that country where the Australian gal went... Indonesia. Yeah... don't f*ck with drugs in foreign countires.

Unless you're in Turkey. Always carry pot with you in Turkey...

luv
09-17-2005, 05:18 AM
At least she didn't get put to death.... like... f*ck... what is that country where the Australian gal went... Indonesia. Yeah... don't f*ck with drugs in foreign countires.
Okie dokie, seeing as how I know little to nothing about drugs, this would be my cue to get my arse to bed. Hell, it's only after 5AM. Night all.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:18 AM
I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh and
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car ......he didn’t notice that the lights have changed.....a crowd of people stood and stared they’d seen his face before....nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords
da neer neer neer

FloridaChief
09-17-2005, 05:18 AM
At least she didn't get put to death.... like... f*ck... what is that country where the Australian gal went... Indonesia. Yeah... don't f*ck with drugs in foreign countires.

Malaysia

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:18 AM
Okie dokie, seeing as how I know little to nothing about drugs, this would be my cue to get my arse to bed. Hell, it's only after 5AM. Night all.

byeeeee but you can stay and karaoke you know.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:19 AM
When I woke up tonight
I said, I'm gonna make somebody love me
I’m gonna make somebody love me
And now I know, now I know, now I know
I know that it's you
You’re lucky, lucky
You're so lucky!

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:19 AM
ROFL

If you're dissin' that playa, you're clearly drunk. I bet he would **** you up. Or at least look good doing it.
is taht u in the pic?

tk13
09-17-2005, 05:20 AM
I wish that I could really tell you
All the things that happened to me
And all that I have seen.
A world full of people their hearts full of joy,
Cities of light with no fear of war,
And thousands of creatures with happier lives,
And dreams of a future with meaning and no need to hide.

Oh, keep it dark.

Miles
09-17-2005, 05:21 AM
At least she didn't get put to death.... like... f*ck... what is that country where the Australian gal went... Indonesia. Yeah... don't f*ck with drugs in foreign countires.

Netherlands

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:21 AM
is taht u in the pic?ROFL

NetherlandsROFL

Rausch
09-17-2005, 05:22 AM
"I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Well closer to god is the one who's in love
And I walk away cause I can
Too many options may kill a man
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
But I've ****ed it up now, too many times
Loving is good if it's not understood
Yeah, but I'm the professor
And feel that I should know
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away and
What makes him tick apart from him prick
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know"

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:23 AM
All of us
All of us sing about it
All of us
Sing about it
There must be some kind of message
Simple but somehow impressive
Anyone who can think of something
Come on now just express it

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:25 AM
Psychic spies from China ....Try to steal ur mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations...
And if u want these kind of dreams
sing it with me ya'll...........

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:25 AM
I don't want to be
Part of the problem
I try so hard
To get roughed up
Fists on up
It looks that easy
It looks that way to me
It looks that way to you

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:26 AM
Ok... I just watched the movies I made tonight... and, while I didn't get as drunk in them as I'd hoped... I still think they're rather humorous. anyone willing to volunteer hosting would be greatly rewarding in entertainment.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:26 AM
Ok... I just watched the movies I made tonight... and, while I didn't get as drunk in them as I'd hoped... I still think they're rather humorous. anyone willing to volunteer hosting would be greatly rewarding in entertainment.Do the freaking Haka already.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:27 AM
RewardED.

See how drunk I am? How can the movies NOT be hilarious? Seriously. I misspelled rewarded. C'mon... that's funny.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:27 AM
I want the ocean right now
I get so jealous that I can't even work
There I am in the morning
I don't like what I see

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:27 AM
Do the freaking Haka already.
Hablo solamente muy pequeno espanol. Lo siento.

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:27 AM
Psychic spies from China ....Try to steal ur mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations...
And if u want these kind of dreams
sing it with me ya'll...........
okay.... First born unicorn.....Hard core soft porn..WOOOO...Dream of Californication.. WOOOOO...Dream of Californication

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:28 AM
RewardED.

See how drunk I am? How can the movies NOT be hilarious? Seriously. I misspelled rewarded. C'mon... that's funny.Wow, the booze has knocked you down to the level of "above average internet user."
:shake:

tk13
09-17-2005, 05:29 AM
okay.... First born unicorn.....Hard core soft porn..WOOOO...Dream of Californication.. WOOOOO...Dream of Californication
No.

ENDelt260
09-17-2005, 05:29 AM
Wow, the booze has knocked you down to the level of "above average internet user."
:shake:
Ok, now that hurts.

Miles
09-17-2005, 05:30 AM
Bout it for me tonight. Night all.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:30 AM
What makes a Melonball Bounce?
A Melonball Bounce, a Melonball Bounce
What makes a Melonball Bounce?
The ice tart taste of Sprite!
Sprite makes the Melonball Bounce
The Melonball Bounce, the Melonball Bounce
Sprite has the tingle that counts
Make a Melonball Bounce with Sprite!

Rausch
09-17-2005, 05:30 AM
No.

Not just no, but N to the O to the F to the U...

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:32 AM
I know, I know
Yeah, I know, I know
Your actions have to be loud
I know, I know
Yeah, I know, I know
That you have to get up if you wanna get down
I know, I know
Yeah, I know, I know
So I sit here and play it cool

tk13
09-17-2005, 05:32 AM
Not just no, but N to the O to the F to the U...
NOFU! Is that like diet tofu... from the makers of tofu, it's NOFU!

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:34 AM
NOFU! Is that like diet tofu... from the makers of tofu, it's NOFU!

No, I believe it's no and **** you

tk13
09-17-2005, 05:35 AM
No, I believe it's no and **** you
Yeah, I know what it means. Excuuuuse me for making bad jokes at this hour... :p

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:36 AM
Here they come again
Whispers in my head
Same old sad refrain
Wished I'd never said
What I said, yeah
Take me to the top
I need more not less
And don't ever tell me when to stop

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2005, 05:36 AM
Yeah, I know what it means. Excuuuuse me for making bad jokes at this hour... :pCONGRATULATIONS ON 23,090!

KChiefsQT
09-17-2005, 05:36 AM
Yeah, I know what it means. Excuuuuse me for making bad jokes at this hour... :p

stick that tounge back in ur mouth.