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Count Alex's Wins
09-24-2005, 10:33 PM
Just a couple days until the showdown between the Queefs, with that said for my 1,000 post i want to give a little preview of what the game will be like by showing you pictures instead of analyzing it to death. I didnt do one last week because i was out of town and got back in time to watch the second half of the game.

On Offense
Broncos

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/images/09/12/tx_j_plummer_getty.jpg

The offense hinges on two things. One is Jake Plummer by getting spreading the ball around and leading this team down the field and limiting his mistakes. Time for him to step up and be the General if he wants this team to go anywhere.

http://espn.starwave.com/media/insider/2004/0719/photo/a_lelie_vt.jpg

We havent seen Lelie perform up to par this year and two we cant have Rod making all the catches. Some of you will say why shouldnt we be worried about the running game. Folks there is a reason why we run an average of 184 yards per game against these losers, they get confused with our scheme and dont know how to stop it.

Chiefs
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/fantasy/09/15/panthers.chiefs/tx_holmes_getty.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/football/nfl/09/13/bc.fbn.johnsonarrested.ap/p1_johnson-getty.jpg
Two people we have to stop. Larry Johnson and Preist Holmes. I dont think much else needs to be said about these two, they run behind a good line but its in decline. Willie Roaf is 50/50 for monday according Vermeil, in any event if Roaf plays he wont be 100% and how he handles the blitz and the speed of Denvers defense remains to be seen.


Defense

Broncos

http://denver.rockymountainnews.com/broncos/2004chiefs1.jpg

This is my favorite pic of Champ, anyway I really hope and pray Trent Green pulls a Brees in this game. In other words go ahead and throw to Champ Bailey and have him take it to the house AGAIN.
<a href=http://theimagehosting.com><img src="http://images5.theimagehosting.com/Courtney Brown.1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by The Image Hosting" /></a>

I see Courtney Brown & Co wreaking havoc in this game. I mean limiting the Chargers to 41 yards in the second half? Big test for this D-line going up against a good o-line.

Chiefs




http://www.cjonline.com/images/081400/spt.chiefs3.jpg

I dont think have improved at ALL as far as defense is concerned. They have tried everything from firing coaches and bringing in new players and why are supposed to believe this year is any different? I dont see the defense stopping our running game.


<a href=http://theimagehosting.com><img src="http://images5.theimagehosting.com/Clipboard02.49.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by The Image Hosting" /></a>
The look on crybaby's face when he sees Lelie catch a TD and realizes he can never win at mile high.

Special Teams

Broncos

http://starbulletin.com/2001/11/14/sports/artb.jpg

He cant afford to miss anymore FG's like he did against the Chargers.PLus we have a legit threat to return punts in Darent Williams!

Chiefs
http://espn.go.com/i/media/nfl/2003/0928/photo/a_hall_il.jpg

Dante Hall.....nothing needs to be said other than contain him. I think Sauerbrun will kick it really well this game but we need to get to Dante Hall quick and tackle him.


Offense: Chiefs
Defense:Broncos
Special Teams:Broncos
Intangibles: Broncos
Winner: Broncos

:rolleyes:

Katipan
09-24-2005, 10:40 PM
I've been saying we needed to beef up our intangibles, for years.

tk13
09-24-2005, 10:42 PM
Now all we need is the trolley to come beeping by and take us to the Land of Make Believe.

Miles
09-24-2005, 10:42 PM
Never thought id see Courtney Brown and wreaking havoc used in the same sentence.

Ebolapox
09-24-2005, 10:45 PM
so, the broncos have a retarded chimpanzee analyzing the games for them over at the mange??

<img src="http://www.primate.or.kr/gallery/Chimpanzee%20Dines%20at%20a%20Table.jpg">

-EB-

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 10:49 PM
I've been saying we needed to beef up our intangibles, for years.
And we all know who's fault THAT is!!!!

DAMNIT, CARL!!! :cuss:

Mr. Rat Fink
09-24-2005, 11:06 PM
"stay down, biatch!"
http://broncos.gazette.com/gazette_images/1220broncos.jpg

Rain Man
09-24-2005, 11:12 PM
Never thought id see Courtney Brown and wreaking havoc used in the same sentence.

Don't underestimate him. He singlehandedly drove up health insurance rates in Ohio by over 20 percent last year.

Mr. Rat Fink
09-24-2005, 11:12 PM
"I dont think have improved at ALL as far as defense is concerned. They have tried everything from firing coaches and bringing in new players and why are supposed to believe this year is any different? I dont see the defense stopping our running game."

If Denver fans see it this way, then 11 mystery guests are gonna show up at mile high...

Count Alex's Wins
09-24-2005, 11:14 PM
Don't underestimate him. He singlehandedly drove up health insurance rates in Ohio by over 20 percent last year.

He's baaaaaaaaaaack. ROFL

BigRock
09-24-2005, 11:17 PM
I love how he mentions Elam missing field goals last week and the fact that they have a rookie returning kicks, but still gives Denver in the edge in special teams over a guy in Dante who routinely owns the Donkeys.

BigMeatballDave
09-24-2005, 11:19 PM
ROFL

HolmeZz
09-24-2005, 11:24 PM
I've been saying we needed to beef up our intangibles, for years.

ROFL

Halfcan
09-24-2005, 11:34 PM
Your right it is retarded. What Bronco running game???

KC2004
09-24-2005, 11:53 PM
Umm has this retard seen Browns numbers thus far:


2005 Denver Broncos = 1 game 1 tackle 1 sack Thats about covers it..


The only f'n thing he's wreaking havoc on is Denver salary cap and the poor belt that has to hold up his pants. Sheesh even Cleveland figured out this guys was a bust.


Hell heres his career totals:
G Total Tckle Ast Scks Ints Yrds Avg Long TD PassDef
48 172 137.0 35 18 0 0 0.0 0 0 22

Count Alex's Wins
09-24-2005, 11:54 PM
Use the code tags.


G Total Tckle Ast Scks Ints Yrds Avg Long TD PassDef
48 172 137.0 35 18 0 0 0.0 0 0 22

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:18 AM
I'm pretty sure that Tony Gonzalez hopes the Broncos put eight and nine guys in the box to stop Priest and LJ, too.

greg63
09-25-2005, 12:52 AM
I don't usually toss around the word "Retarded" casually. However, I think that it is clear that Mane exhibits the same traits most other Donk fans do by nature which can only be described as "water on the brain". :p

Kerberos
09-25-2005, 06:45 AM
I don't take stock in a thread that was written by a donk fan that shoots out the door when he hears the good humor bell coming up the street.

If that is the NORM for posts at the Mange then I am glad I have never been over there.

:D


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Braincase
09-25-2005, 07:20 AM
Little do they know - we're using the Dolphin's game plan! Bwahahahahaha!

Cochise
09-25-2005, 07:37 AM
I dont think have improved at ALL as far as defense is concerned. They have tried everything from firing coaches and bringing in new players and why are supposed to believe this year is any different? I dont see the defense stopping our running game.

Someone probably ought to stop by this tard's house once a week and make sure he hasn't eaten his foot.

the Talking Can
09-25-2005, 07:42 AM
Little do they know - we're using the Dolphin's game plan! Bwahahahahaha!


ROFL

my thoughts exactly....I have one word for this guy: Gus Frerotte

trndobrd
09-25-2005, 07:45 AM
Your right it is retarded. What Bronco running game???


Didn't they draft a running back this year? I heard he was going to be offensive rookie of the year.

Kerberos
09-25-2005, 07:50 AM
Didn't they draft a running back this year? I heard he was going to be offensive rookie of the year.


Another one of TJ's predictions no doubt?


:D


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Bob Dole
09-25-2005, 08:07 AM
Are the Mange regulars applauding his detailed analysis?

SNR
09-25-2005, 08:10 AM
Little do they know - we're using the Dolphin's game plan! Bwahahahahaha!What's that? You mean not sucking?

Skip Towne
09-25-2005, 08:15 AM
And I thought I was a homer.

Area 51
09-25-2005, 08:18 AM
Retarded analysis from the Mane

If that isn't redundant I don't know what is!!!

Bob Dole
09-25-2005, 08:36 AM
What's that? You mean not sucking?

No. Not having Marty make decisions.

C-Mac
09-25-2005, 09:14 AM
"I dont think have improved at ALL as far as defense is concerned. They have tried everything from firing coaches and bringing in new players and why are supposed to believe this year is any different? I dont see the defense stopping our running game."

If Denver fans see it this way, then 11 mystery guests are gonna show up at mile high...

ROFL

milkman
09-25-2005, 09:29 AM
I love how he mentions Elam missing field goals last week and the fact that they have a rookie returning kicks, but still gives Denver in the edge in special teams over a guy in Dante who routinely owns the Donkeys.

Exactly what I thought.

Then he gives the edge in intangibles to the Donks.

Let's see.
A couple of those intangibles would be leadership and decision making.

That would be a Jake vs. Trent.

Hmmm, who would I take?

Bob Dole
09-25-2005, 09:32 AM
Bob Dole likes the continued media references to last year's defense, KC's 2004 record and the Donkey's 4 game home winning streak against the Chiefs.

Maybe someone can help Bob Dole remember: What was the result of the last game between these two teams?

Straight, No Chaser
09-25-2005, 10:55 AM
Let's see... tic off the same, tired Bumco-Fan lament of the last four years followed by copy-n-pasting your fav desktop pictures...they key oversight for this Loser is:I dont see the defense stopping our running game.


--->

Thig Lyfe
09-25-2005, 10:59 AM
Good Lord.


Was this posted before or after the lobotomy?

Sure-Oz
09-25-2005, 12:35 PM
our defense hasnt improved?? haha whateve i want some of what htis guy is smokin

Mecca
09-25-2005, 01:02 PM
This preview was written by "24champbailey" so that explains most of it right away. I just enjoy watching other people on the Mane actually agree with the retard. They always told us in school not to encourage the morons.

greg63
09-25-2005, 09:37 PM
Good Lord.


Was this posted before or after the lobotomy?
ROFLROFLROFL
...During!

MadMax
09-25-2005, 09:57 PM
It'll just make it all that more sweet when Mr. analalysys is suicidal after the game :-) We are not a threat, we shall remain that way untill threatened, I repeat, we are not a threat...Hail the mighty Broncs...

SNR
09-25-2005, 10:19 PM
You can't have "analysis" without "anal" which is the way Donk fans like it.

duncan_idaho
09-25-2005, 10:58 PM
They called that an analysis? At no point in that rambling, incoherent, completely-based-on-hope spiel did that guy come even close to offering any sort of real analysis. We are all dumber for having read it.

(Thanks Billy Madison)

Seriously though—every single "analysis" post I've seen over there has been based on 1) "the offense will play better because it's time to break out;" 2) "the Chiefs line isn't as good;" 3)"Tatum Bell>Larry Johnson;" 4)"the Chiefs defense can't handle our running game, they aren't any better."

All of that, even though:

1) Their running game is terrible and Plummer sucks without a strong running game, and Lelie has been consistent only in being a pu$$y. Their o-line still is tiny, and they don't have an explosive back to really make the cutbacks dangerous. 2) the Chiefs o-line still is the best in the league; there has been no talk or evidence of decline in the Chiefs' line 3) There isn't a personnel guy in the WORLD who would rather have Bell. Johnson has proved he is a frontline back. Bell has proved he can't stay healthy. 4) Ask Curtis Martin about that.

ChiefFripp
09-25-2005, 11:14 PM
He had the right idea of using pictures to help explain things to his fellow donkey fans, I'll give him that much. They are dumber than RaiDUH fans.

greg63
09-25-2005, 11:17 PM
They called that an analysis? At no point in that rambling, incoherent, completely-based-on-hope spiel did that guy come even close to offering any sort of real analysis. We are all dumber for having read it.

Yup, and I don't have many IQ points to lose. :banghead:

jAZ
09-25-2005, 11:18 PM
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...

"I dont think they (the Chiefs defense) have improved at ALL as far as defense is concerned. They have tried everything from firing coaches and bringing in new players and why are supposed to believe this year is any different? I dont see the defense stopping our running game."

Skip Towne
09-25-2005, 11:19 PM
The Mange is just loaded with geniouses. I can't stand to spend 5 minutes over there. (Unless Iowanian is tearing them a new one)

SNR
09-26-2005, 12:00 AM
The Mange is just loaded with geniouses. I can't stand to spend 5 minutes over there. (Unless Iowanian is tearing them a new one)My favorite Iowanian quote over there:

"Jake Plummer will need some Thorozine to keep from rattling like a retired hooker's cooterbone on an alpine slide"

ROFL

greg63
09-26-2005, 12:58 AM
The Mange is just loaded with geniouses. I can't stand to spend 5 minutes over there. (Unless Iowanian is tearing them a new one)
ROFL I wonder if his mother had any children that lived.

SoCalBronco
09-26-2005, 01:10 AM
Funny that GoChiefs criticizes the "retarded analysis from the Mane" when he himself is a closet Broncos fan. You guys should see him slobbering over the Broncos on the Mane. (Insert obvious "Damn GoChiefs, im losing count of how many closets your still inside" joke here).

Count Alex's Wins
09-26-2005, 01:13 AM
Funny that GoChiefs criticizes the "retarded analysis from the Mane" when he himself is a closet Broncos fan. You guys should see him slobbering over the Broncos on the Mane. (Insert obvious "Damn GoChiefs, im losing count of how many closets your still inside" joke here).

THAT'S A FILTHY LIE!

SNR
09-26-2005, 01:23 AM
Funny that GoChiefs criticizes the "retarded analysis from the Mane" when he himself is a closet Broncos fan. You guys should see him slobbering over the Broncos on the Mane. (Insert obvious "Damn GoChiefs, im losing count of how many closets your still inside" joke here).We already know that he's Taco's lovechild.

Chief Chief
09-26-2005, 01:32 AM
"...the Queefs..." (??!?!!)

ExtremeChief
09-26-2005, 04:16 AM
our defense hasnt improved?? haha whateve i want some of what htis guy is smokin


some kinda fruedian slip???

Iowanian
09-26-2005, 12:16 PM
The mange has been pretty pathetic for the most part. While it has been possible to sort through the hrrrrrrrrrrr......and find some football conversation, Spider and his boyfriend raiderh8r apparently needed 5 days to come back from the standing 8 count, issued by team planet.........and the response would put Al Gore to sleep.

Sad. Taco should throw in the towel for them, before Apolo gets killed.

So far, only a pathetic flurry of old pics, Mullet, camaro and "iowanian is a midget" jabs.....with no thought of keeping their left in to guard. I'm going to blame in on their concussion, and that their mother's took Thalidomide.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-26-2005, 12:18 PM
Bronco fan-- We're gonna win!! You wanna know why?! Because we rock!!!

KCTitus
09-26-2005, 12:22 PM
Mulletts and camaros...yeah, that was pretty funny about 4-5 years ago.

greg63
09-26-2005, 12:26 PM
Bronco fan-- We're gonna win!! You wanna know why?! Because we rock!!!

ROFLROFLROFLYea, how can ya argue with that?

Cormac
09-26-2005, 12:31 PM
I'm just glad most of that post was in pictures, 'cos he writes like a ****witt.

My head hurts.

Chief Faithful
09-26-2005, 12:40 PM
:We havent seen Lelie perform up to par this year and two we cant have Rod making all the catches.:

This is classic! Exactly what is Lelie's par and when did he ever play at that level? After four years as a starter is it still fair to say there is more to Lelie then what we have seen on the field?

Maybe Lelie is on the five year development plan.