PDA

View Full Version : All I can drink...


Pages : [1] 2

luv
09-24-2005, 10:53 PM
....starting with number one.

I haven't gotten tipsy in a long time. I deserve to, by god! I'm gonna celebrate losing 15 lbs by drinking 15 lbs worth of beer!

Cheers!

onescrewleftuntwisted
09-24-2005, 10:59 PM
IM DAMN NERE DRINK ON WHAT MY FREIND KEEPS CALL ING APPLE PIE

BUT ITS MYE BIRTHDAY SOE WHO CARES

tommykat
09-24-2005, 11:00 PM
....starting with number one.

I haven't gotten tipsy in a long time. I deserve to, by god! I'm gonna celebrate losing 15 lbs by drinking 15 lbs worth of beer!

Cheers!

ROFLROFL

No one has seen her drink/err try to.........funny~

luv
09-24-2005, 11:01 PM
ROFLROFL

No one has seen her drink/err try to.........funny~
Have you seen me drunk? I can't remember. Yeah, I'll check in as I progress. This should be entertaining, if only to me. :)

tommykat
09-24-2005, 11:04 PM
Have you seen me drunk? I can't remember. Yeah, I'll check in as I progress. This should be entertaining, if only to me. :)
That I haven't, I just know you....:D

luv
09-24-2005, 11:10 PM
That I haven't, I just know you....:D
Ahhh yes. The shy, quiet me goes away when I drink. I'm much friendlier!

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:13 PM
I'm gonna celebrate losing 15 lbs by drinking 15 lbs worth of beer!
You're sober and you don't see the counter productivity in that? :p

luv
09-24-2005, 11:13 PM
You're sober and you don't see the counter productivity in that? :p
I know, I know. But I get to splurge once in a while.

tommykat
09-24-2005, 11:14 PM
Ahhh yes. The shy, quiet me goes away when I drink. I'm much friendlier!
:shrug: You've always been freindly to me/but not with tweezers...heehee.
Maybe I should see the other side of you Sybil?ROFL

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:14 PM
Ahhh yes. The shy, quiet me goes away when I drink. I'm much friendlier!
Friendlier? How much friendlier are we talking here? :hmmm:

luv
09-24-2005, 11:15 PM
:shrug: You've always been freindly to me/but not with tweezers...heehee.
Maybe I should see the other side of you Sybil?ROFL
I really would like to try that again sometime. Only this time we can use that numbing agent you were talking about. :thumb:

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:16 PM
....starting with number one.

I haven't gotten tipsy in a long time. I deserve to, by god! I'm gonna celebrate losing 15 lbs by drinking 15 lbs worth of beer!

Cheers!

what kind of beer???

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:16 PM
I know, I know. But I get to splurge once in a while.
Atta girl! You deserve it. Get faded. Post naked. Oh wait, you already do that. Nevermind. Sing and dance. Run outside and scream to the high heavens. Run back inside. Twirl in crcles. Throw up on the carpet and enjoy the hangover tomorrow because by God, YOU DESERVE IT! ROFL

luv
09-24-2005, 11:16 PM
Friendlier? How much friendlier are we talking here? :hmmm:
A lot, unfortunately. Too bad I haven't heard from my booty call for a while. :(

luv
09-24-2005, 11:17 PM
what kind of beer???
Just Bud Light and Blue Moon.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:18 PM
A lot, unfortunately. Too bad I haven't heard from my booty call for a while. :(
Ok, don't make the sad face or I'll be forced to start a "luv2rite vibrator donation thread." :p

luv
09-24-2005, 11:18 PM
Atta girl! You deserve it. Get faded. Post naked. Oh wait, you already do that. Nevermind. Sing and dance. Run outside and scream to the high heavens. Run back inside. Twirl in crcles. Throw up on the carpet and enjoy the hangover tomorrow because by God, YOU DESERVE IT! ROFL
I have never thrown up from being hungover.

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:19 PM
Just Bud Light and Blue Moon.

Nice... what number are you on??? This could get fun :) :)

luv
09-24-2005, 11:19 PM
Ok, don't make the sad face or I'll be forced to start a "luv2rite vibrator donation thread." :p
Mine is getting worn out. lol

Make sure they are new, not used.

luv
09-24-2005, 11:20 PM
Nice... what number are you on??? This could get fun :) :)
Only on number two. Almost ready for number three. Started at 11PM.

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:20 PM
Ok, don't make the sad face or I'll be forced to start a "luv2rite vibrator donation thread." :p

I'm goign to a pleasure party Tuesday night... I could hook her up with a lil sumthing. All I need is the okay.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:21 PM
I have never thrown up from being hungover.
You missed the order I posted in. FIRST you throw up on the carpet, THEN you have a hangover TOMORROW.

Are you faded already? :D

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:21 PM
Only on number two. Almos ready for number three. Started at 11PM.
I have a feeling this is gonna be fun... slam em down guuurl.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:21 PM
I'm goign to a pleasure party Tuesday night... I could hook her up with a lil sumthing. All I need is the okay.
You have my permission. :)

luv
09-24-2005, 11:22 PM
You missed the order I posted in. FIRST you throw up on the carpet, THEN you have a hangover TOMORROW.

Are you faded already? :D
Alright. I have never thrown up while drunk either. But then again, I haven't run around outside and twirled either.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:23 PM
Mine is getting worn out. lol

Make sure they are new, not used.
Sure thing. You have a color preference? Size preference? Special attachment preference? Does it need to be turbo charged?

On another note, they sell USED vibrators? :eek:

luv
09-24-2005, 11:23 PM
I'm goign to a pleasure party Tuesday night... I could hook her up with a lil sumthing. All I need is the okay.
LOL.

I ordered mine from a "Surprise" party.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:24 PM
Alright. I have never thrown up while drunk either. But then again, I haven't run around outside and twirled either.
Hey! You're 15 lbs lighter!!! You deserve a good ... twirl.

Just don't fall off the balcony please.

JazzzLovr
09-24-2005, 11:25 PM
Ahhh yes. The shy, quiet me goes away when I drink. I'm much friendlier!

Another reason to be glad that I don't drink. o:-)

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:25 PM
A lot, unfortunately. Too bad I haven't heard from my booty call for a while. :(

ooo ooo... I could send TK over to your place for the night!!!!!

luv
09-24-2005, 11:25 PM
Sure thing. You have a color preference? Size preference? Special attachment preference? Does it need to be turbo charged?

On another note, they sell USED vibrators? :eek:
You had people donating them. You never know what you'll have donated. Anything besides pink. I like the rabbit ears and the vibrator. I have one that turns too, but I don't care much for that part.

ChiTown
09-24-2005, 11:25 PM
I'm goign to a pleasure party Tuesday night... I could hook her up with a lil sumthing. All I need is the okay.

Pleasure Party? :hmmm:

What that be?

chiefs4me
09-24-2005, 11:25 PM
IM DAMN NERE DRINK ON WHAT MY FREIND KEEPS CALL ING APPLE PIE

BUT ITS MYE BIRTHDAY SOE WHO CARES

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:26 PM
LOL.

I ordered mine from a "Surprise" party.

Silver bullet???

luv
09-24-2005, 11:26 PM
ooo ooo... I could send TK over to your place for the night!!!!!
ROFL

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:27 PM
You had people donating them. You never know what you'll have donated. Anything besides pink. I like the rabbit ears and the vibrator. I have one that turns too, but I don't care much for that part.
No pink. Got it. Would a metalic color be OK?

Rabbit ears? Isnt that something that used to go on top of television sets?

http://hockeyrodent.com/bird/rabbit.jpg

I'm confused now. Help!

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:27 PM
ROFL
I take that as a yes??? TK... where are you????? Chick needs to get laid, ya hear??

luv
09-24-2005, 11:28 PM
Silver bullet???
No, but my "friend" has one that he bought to use on me. I like it. I got one that's purple with rabbit ears, and little pearl thingies in the bottom.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:30 PM
No, but my "friend" has one that he bought to use on me. I like it. I got one that's purple with rabbit ears, and little pearl thingies in the bottom.
* Note to self * Parties at luv's are BYOV - Bring Your Own Vibrator. KINKY!

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:30 PM
No, but my "friend" has one that he bought to use on me. I like it. I got one that's purple with rabbit ears, and little pearl thingies in the bottom.


yep... been there ****ed that... hahah!!!! This should be a girls only thread. lolololol

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:33 PM
yep... been there ****ed that... hahah!!!! This should be a girls only thread. lolololol
That's crap! If y'all can go over and look at boobies on the girly pic thread and comment about 'em, we guys can participate here too. Party foul, I say! Party foul!

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:33 PM
Pleasure Party? :hmmm:

What that be?

Like a candle party... except most of the merchandise is X rated and children are not welcome. :) Basically... it's an excuse for women to get together get drunk and talk about kinky shit... and then buy the kinky shit they talk about. It's a helluva time.

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:33 PM
That's crap! If y'all can go over and look at boobies on the girly pic thread and comment about 'em, we guys can participate here too. Party foul, I say! Party foul!

Calm yourself... I was joking!!!

tk13
09-24-2005, 11:34 PM
This thread is an abortion. I wish I had mod powers so I could delete it.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:34 PM
Like a candle party... except most of the merchandise is X rated and children are not welcome. :) Basically... it's an excuse for women to get together get drunk and talk about kinky shit... and then buy the kinky shit they talk about. It's a helluva time.
a.k.a. a Bows and Arrows party ... so I've been told.

luv
09-24-2005, 11:35 PM
No pink. Got it. Would a metalic color be OK?

Rabbit ears? Isnt that something that used to go on top of television sets?

http://hockeyrodent.com/bird/rabbit.jpg

I'm confused now. Help!
http://meredithgriffith.surpriseparties.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=4&products_id=30&osCsid=f9cf85c3d08e4fed9408cf163439baef

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:35 PM
Calm yourself... I was joking!!!
I AM CALM!!!!! ROFL

luv
09-24-2005, 11:36 PM
This thread is an abortion. I wish I had mod powers so I could delete it.
OUT WITH TK13! :cuss:

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:37 PM
http://meredithgriffith.surpriseparties.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=4&products_id=30&osCsid=f9cf85c3d08e4fed9408cf163439baef
*squint squint* I still don't see any ears. Damn small pictures.

I woulda stayed longer and looked harder for them but the "Tub Of Love" on the bottom of the page frightened me all to hell.

luv
09-24-2005, 11:37 PM
Going for #3.

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:37 PM
OUT WITH TK13! :cuss:

ahahha... so, you dont want him to make a suprise visit?? He makes a sexy "cop" stripper... lol.....

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:38 PM
Going for #3.
(chanting) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:38 PM
Going for #3.

chug. chug. chug.

luv
09-24-2005, 11:39 PM
*squint squint* I still don't see any ears. Damn small pictures.

I woulda stayed longer and looked harder for them but the "Tub Of Love" on the bottom of the page frightened me all to hell.
There is a small rabbit on one side. His ears serve as clit ticklers. Got it?

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:39 PM
(chanting) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

WHOAAAAAA... Great Minds Think Alike, eh??????/

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:39 PM
chug. chug. chug.
Hey you! Get outta my head!

luv
09-24-2005, 11:40 PM
ahahha... so, you dont want him to make a suprise visit?? He makes a sexy "cop" stripper... lol.....
He said this thread was an abortion. I'm not tipsy yet, so I'm sure he meant abomination.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:41 PM
WHOAAAAAA... Great Minds Think Alike, eh??????/
If anyone sees that you think I have a great mind, you will most likey end up getting neg repped. Don't say that out loud. Thinking it is OK. Just don't type it. :shake:

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:42 PM
There is a small rabbit on one side. His ears serve as clit ticklers. Got it?
Wow, is it really shaped like an honest to goodness rabbit? The tickler that is, not your "little man in the boat." :p

luv
09-24-2005, 11:42 PM
ahahha... so, you dont want him to make a suprise visit?? He makes a sexy "cop" stripper... lol.....
Speaking of stripping. Got any good ideas for creative foreplay? I have handcuffs, a blindfold, a little handheld fan, and feathers ready for next time.

Nzoner
09-24-2005, 11:42 PM
Like a candle party... except most of the merchandise is X rated and children are not welcome. :) Basically... it's an excuse for women to get together get drunk and talk about kinky shit... and then buy the kinky shit they talk about. It's a helluva time.

My mrs hosted one of those awhile back and got a bag of goodies from the saleslady or whatever the fock she's called,all I know is I've been begging her to have another.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:43 PM
Speaking of stripping. Got any good ideas for creative foreplay? I have handcuffs, a blindfold, a little handheld fan, and feathers ready for next time.
Who's on the receiving end of all that? :eek:

luv
09-24-2005, 11:44 PM
Wow, is it really shaped like an honest to goodness rabbit? The tickler that is, not your "little man in the boat." :p
Not the whole thing. He's a little rabbit on one side of it. And yes, I like like my little rabbit friend. :D

luv
09-24-2005, 11:45 PM
My mrs hosted one of those awhile back and got a bag of goodies from the saleslady or whatever the fock she's called,all I know is I've been begging her to have another.
They are a blast.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:45 PM
Not the whole thing. He's a little rabbit on one side of it. And yes, I like like my little rabbit friend. :D
I'm sorry but this HAS to be said ...

Nyeeaahhh ... What's up, doc?

tk13
09-24-2005, 11:46 PM
Speaking of stripping. Got any good ideas for creative foreplay? I have handcuffs, a blindfold, a little handheld fan, and feathers ready for next time.
A handheld fan? Good grief, why don't you just stick a curling iron up there.

luv
09-24-2005, 11:46 PM
Who's on the receiving end of all that? :eek:
My booty call friend. I see him once every two to three weeks or so. If it weren't for him, I'd be getting ZERO sex.

KChiefsQT
09-24-2005, 11:47 PM
Speaking of stripping. Got any good ideas for creative foreplay? I have handcuffs, a blindfold, a little handheld fan, and feathers ready for next time.

i'll pm u.

luv
09-24-2005, 11:48 PM
A handheld fan? Good grief, why don't you just stick a curling iron up there.
You don't stick the fan in anywhere, silly. You use it the same way you do the feather. Saves my breath from having to blow. Imagine having a chick blowing lightly on your tummy. Then stopping. Then blowing behind your ear.

Nzoner
09-24-2005, 11:48 PM
Speaking of stripping. Got any good ideas for creative foreplay?


http://images.netgrocer.com/jpegs/343120.jpg

luv
09-24-2005, 11:49 PM
I'm sorry but this HAS to be said ...

Nyeeaahhh ... What's up, doc?
Silly rabbit. Trix are for ME!

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:49 PM
My booty call friend. I see him once every two to three weeks or so. If it weren't for him, I'd be getting ZERO sex.
Whoah! You use handcuffs, a blindfold, a little handheld fan, and feathers on this dude? No wonder he only visits every 3 weeks!

luv
09-24-2005, 11:50 PM
http://images.netgrocer.com/jpegs/343120.jpg
I've thought of that. I'd have to get old sheets out. Doesn't it get sticky and messy?

tk13
09-24-2005, 11:50 PM
i'll pm u.
I'd like to hear this.

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:51 PM
http://images.netgrocer.com/jpegs/343120.jpg
Thats only good for guys with smooth as a baby's ass chests. We men that have hairy chests prefer not to have the hair all gooped up with chocolate syrup. :shake:

luv
09-24-2005, 11:51 PM
Whoah! You use handcuffs, a blindfold, a little handheld fan, and feathers on this dude? No wonder he only visits every 3 weeks!
I haven't yet. We got into a routine of sorts. WE've talked about different things we'd like to try. Handcuffs would be fun. Not S&M type of stuf though. I'm just trying to keep him interested. He only comes over for sex, so I have to get creative.

luv
09-24-2005, 11:52 PM
I'd like to hear this.
:harumph:

YOU said YOU wanted the mods to delete this thread.

:harumph:

luv
09-24-2005, 11:53 PM
Thats only good for guys with smooth as a baby's ass chests. We men that have hairy chests prefer not to have the hair all gooped up with chocolate syrup. :shake:
I don't have hair on my chest. He could use it on me.

tk13
09-24-2005, 11:54 PM
:harumph:

YOU said YOU wanted the mods to delete this thread.

:harumph:
I said I would've if I was a mod. If I was a mod now, I'd break into your PM box.

Nzoner
09-24-2005, 11:55 PM
I've thought of that. I'd have to get old sheets out. Doesn't it get sticky and messy?

Kinda like sex?

Seriously,we've never had a,heh,I better stop right there.

luv
09-24-2005, 11:56 PM
I said I would've if I was a mod. If I was a mod now, I'd break into your PM box.
Nothing to break into yet. Must be good stuff. What do you need to read it for, she's bound to try it with you anyway. :p

4th and Long
09-24-2005, 11:56 PM
I don't have hair on my chest.
That was never something I was really worried about nor pondered for that matter. ROFL

luv
09-24-2005, 11:57 PM
Kinda like sex?

Seriously,we've never had a,heh,I better stop right there.
You don't use condoms. We do.

Nzoner
09-24-2005, 11:58 PM
Thats only good for guys with smooth as a baby's ass chests. We men that have hairy chests prefer not to have the hair all gooped up with chocolate syrup. :shake:

You ever heard of a thing called a SHOWER?

luv
09-24-2005, 11:58 PM
Going for number four. Could have possibly had more, but I'm having to take time away from drinking to type.

luv
09-25-2005, 12:01 AM
Going for number four. Could have possibly had more, but I'm having to take time away from drinking to type.
Mmmmmm...

Switched from the Bud Light to a Blue Moon. No comparison!

ChiTown
09-25-2005, 12:02 AM
Mmmmmm...

Switched from the Bud Light to a Blue Moon. No comparison!

You're supposed to drink the shit beer last, not first.

Damn rookies...............

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:03 AM
A drunk chick/sex thread, one of the most elusive creatures on ChiefsPlanet! I'm grabbing some popcorn.....

And here's 4th, yet again, trying to play "nice guy" and cyber-charm his way into, well, God knows what......

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:03 AM
You ever heard of a thing called a SHOWER?
Sure have! Sex in the shower is great. Plus, you don't get chocolate syrup all over ya. :p

luv
09-25-2005, 12:04 AM
You're supposed to drink the shit beer last, not first.

Damn rookies...............
I only have two Blue Moons. I'm savoring them. Drinking the shit beer first reminds even more of how good they are. :thumb:

tk13
09-25-2005, 12:05 AM
Nothing to break into yet. Must be good stuff. What do you need to read it for, she's bound to try it with you anyway. :p
Emphasis on bound.

Okay that was bad.

ChiTown
09-25-2005, 12:05 AM
A drunk chick/sex thread, one of the most elusive creatures on ChiefsPlanet! I'm grabbing some popcorn.....

And here's 4th, yet again, trying to play "nice guy" and cyber-charm his way into, well, God knows what......

He's trying to be luv's cyber-bootycall boy. Can you work a vibrator via the internet? Where's Algore when you need him?

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:06 AM
A drunk chick/sex thread, one of the most elusive creatures on ChiefsPlanet! I'm grabbing some popcorn.....

And here's 4th, yet again, trying to play "nice guy" and cyber-charm his way into, well, God knows what......
Please. She's too young for me. And as for you mister, anyone with the word "COCK" above their avatar really shouldn't be throwing any stones. ROFL

luv
09-25-2005, 12:07 AM
Sure have! Sex in the shower is great. Plus, you don't get chocolate syrup all over ya. :p
I've been reading. You should get Sexational Secrets by Susan Crain Bakos. Very good reading. Did you know that showering before sex warms up the muscles and makes your skin more receptive to touch?

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:09 AM
Please. She's too young for me. And as for you mister, anyone with the word "COCK" above their avatar really shouldn't be throwing any stones. ROFL

Of all the shit going on in my avi, you notice "Cock"?

Sorry, big boy. I only bat from one side of the plate. The wrong side apparently, as far as you're concerned. :)

But enough of this, which one of the ladies has fired up "The Rabbit" yet????

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:09 AM
I've ben reading. You should get Sexational Secrets by Susan Crain Bakos. Very good reading. Did you know that showering before sex warms up the muscles and makes your skin more receptive to touch?
:spock:

You're beginning to frighten me now.

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:11 AM
Of all the shit going on in my avi, you notice "Cock"?

Sorry, big boy. I only bat from one side of the plate. The wrong side apparently, as far as you're concerned. :)
ROFL

I really, REALLY, hate you. ROFL
But enough of this, which one of the ladies has fired up "The Rabbit" yet????
So far, no one. luv has the beer bottles fired up but that's about it and .................... hey .......... wait a minute ............ this has potential.

luv
09-25-2005, 12:12 AM
:spock:

You're beginning to frighten me now.
What's wrong with reading? I've only been having sex since I was 27. I'm a little ignorant when it comes to some things. A man would expect a woman of my age (I'll be 29 in November) to have some knowledge of these things. I haven't had the experience, so I did some reading on it. It really is a good book.

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:14 AM
So far, no one. luv has the beer bottles fired up but that's about it and .................... hey .......... wait a minute ............ this has potential.


Where's kcchiefsqt? She holding out!

Dammit, Rabbit!

:cuss:

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:15 AM
What's wrong with reading? I've only been having sex since I was 27. I'm a little ignorant when it comes to some things. A man would expect a woman of my age (I'll be 29 in November) to have some knowledge of these things. I haven't had the experience, so I did some reading on it. It really is a good book.
So ... you're reading up on warming up the muscles and stuff? I hope the book has better insight that that or you got ripped off. :p

luv
09-25-2005, 12:16 AM
Where's kcchiefsqt? She holding out!

Dammit, Rabbit!

:cuss:
I'm the drunk chick, and y'all are asking for qt. I just can't win. Not even once. Looks even win out over drunkeness?

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:16 AM
Where's kcchiefsqt? She holding out!

Dammit, Rabbit!

:cuss:
ROFL

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:18 AM
I'm the drunk chick, and y'all are asking for qt. I just can't win. Not even once. Looks even win out over drunkeness?
Not really but drunkness + nakedness usually wins over cute and clothed. :D

luv
09-25-2005, 12:18 AM
So ... you're reading up on warming up the muscles and stuff? I hope the book has better insight that that or you got ripped off. :p
Mutual masturbation, tips for giving a good bj, kissing....any of these sound better?

Phobia
09-25-2005, 12:19 AM
Mutual masturbation, tips for giving a good bj, kissing....any of these sound better?

I'm not really interested in tips for giving a good bj, thanks though.

Biohazard
09-25-2005, 12:19 AM
I'm the drunk chick, and y'all are asking for qt. I just can't win. Not even once. Looks even win out over drunkeness?
Do you want to come over we are in the party mode at my house?

luv
09-25-2005, 12:19 AM
Not really but drunkness + nakedness usually wins over cute and clothed. :D
I'd tell you I'm naked, but you would lose all respect for me. :p

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:21 AM
Mutual masturbation
:eek:
tips for giving a good bj
Here's a tip. Ask him what he likes. kissing
Again, ask him what he likes.
any of these sound better?
If you're trying to get me to buy the book ... :shake:

luv
09-25-2005, 12:22 AM
Do you want to come over we are in the party mode at my house?
I don't know you. i don't know where you live. I've had four beers, so I'm not driving. I'm already comfortable.

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:22 AM
I'm the drunk chick, and y'all are asking for qt. I just can't win. Not even once. Looks even win out over drunkeness?

Don't underestimate yourself. You're racking up points, it's just that qt ran off at the first mention of breaking out vibrators.

Have another beer. You need C cell, or D cell?

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:22 AM
I'd tell you I'm naked, but you would lose all respect for me. :p
Oh please. Everyone knows you post naked. ;)

Biohazard
09-25-2005, 12:23 AM
I'd tell you I'm naked, but you would lose all respect for me. :p
Really you need to come over!

JazzzLovr
09-25-2005, 12:24 AM
I'm not really interested in tips for giving a good bj, thanks though.

Yeah, I guess all the guys at the gay disco love your technique just the way it is.


:evil:

luv
09-25-2005, 12:24 AM
:eek:

Here's a tip. Ask him what he likes.
Again, ask him what he likes.

If you're trying to get me to buy the book ... :shake:
I do ask him what he likes. I'm a good communicator. And he's an EXCELLENT kisser. I just follow his lead. I'm rather submissive. Due to being inexperienced. I think he thinks it would be nice if I took the lead for once, so I'm coming up with ideas on what to do based on what I've read and what we have talked about.

luv
09-25-2005, 12:25 AM
Don't underestimate yourself. You're racking up points, it's just that qt ran off at the first mention of breaking out vibrators.

Have another beer. You need C cell, or D cell?
4 AA.

Darkwolfe
09-25-2005, 12:27 AM
I'd tell you I'm naked, but you would lose all respect for me. :p

:p

Biohazard
09-25-2005, 12:28 AM
Yeah, I guess all the guys at the gay disco love your technique just the way it is.


:evil:
Hey its good! What you got to say to thst!ROFL
EDIT: that? ROFL

luv
09-25-2005, 12:28 AM
Four beers, the air kicking on, plus the sound of the trickling water from the filter on my fishtank. Guess who has to pee!!! Then going for number five.

grandllama
09-25-2005, 12:30 AM
4 AA.

ooooh, a pocket rocket

luv
09-25-2005, 12:30 AM
:p
Fat and ugly. Nothing to see here. Move along!

Biohazard
09-25-2005, 12:31 AM
Four beers, the air kicking on, plus the sound of the trickling water from the filter on my fishtank. Guess who has to pee!!! Then going for number five.
HAAAAAY I got a fishtank too! But I not got to PEE.

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:31 AM
Guess who has to pee!!!
The fish? :p

luv
09-25-2005, 12:32 AM
ooooh, a pocket rocket
:eek:

Haven't seen you in a coon's age! Only, I have no idea how long a coon's age is.

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:32 AM
So who's more shitfaced right now - luv2rite, or Biohazard?

Darkwolfe
09-25-2005, 12:33 AM
So who's more shitfaced right now - luv2rite, or Biohazard?

Flip a coin. Either way, it'll be amusing. :)

grandllama
09-25-2005, 12:34 AM
:eek:

Haven't seen you in a coon's age! Only, I have no idea how long a coon's age is.

With the rednecks around here, about 6 months ;)

luv
09-25-2005, 12:34 AM
So who's more shitfaced right now - luv2rite, or Biohazard?
4 beers does not equal shitfaced. I'd have to break out and do some shots of Crown to be shitfaced. I'm just in a really good mood! :D

luv
09-25-2005, 12:36 AM
With the rednecks around here, about 6 months ;)
I remember helping you get a thread to a hundred posts before you pooping out on me. :p

Good to see you again!

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:39 AM
4 beers does not equal shitfaced. I'd have to break out and do some shots of Crown to be shitfaced. I'm just in a really good mood! :D
Yeah right. No one is buying it. I bet the next thing you're going to try and pull off is telling us that you women buy these things to massage your backs with.
http://www.electronichealing.co.uk/products/images/massager1.gif

luv
09-25-2005, 12:41 AM
Yeah right. No one is buying it. I bet the next thing you're going to try and pull off is telling us that you women buy these things to massage your backs with.
http://www.electronichealing.co.uk/products/images/massager1.gif
Nope. Never bought one of those in my life. Just one of those wooden things with the hand at the end to scratch my back. Actually, I've never bought one of those either. Just used one.

Biohazard
09-25-2005, 12:46 AM
So who's more shitfaced right now - luv2rite, or Biohazard?
Had about 13 buds(I know there is a lot of people who do not like this, and if you don't..... 4321 , I like to support MO.and also about 8 shots of (hot appple pye-everclear, applecyder, and simmmmonon sticks) good stuff! Party On everyoneone!

Biohazard
09-25-2005, 12:47 AM
Had about 13 buds(I know there is a lot of people who do not like this, and if you don't..... 4321 , I like to support MO.and also about 8 shots of (hot appple pye-everclear, applecyder, and simmmmonon sticks) good stuff! Party On everyoneone!
Oh hel i mint evry 1!!! :banghead:

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 12:49 AM
Nope. Never bought one of those in my life. Just one of those wooden things with the hand at the end to scratch my back. Actually, I've never bought one of those either. Just used one.
You need to try one of these.
http://www.sifat.org/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/backmassager1.jpg
THEY ROCK!

Hey ... look. A bigger moon.
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/5568/moon6qp.jpg

grandllama
09-25-2005, 12:50 AM
Yeah right. No one is buying it. I bet the next thing you're going to try and pull off is telling us that you women buy these things to massage your backs with.
http://www.electronichealing.co.uk/products/images/massager1.gif

eh, ex Ms Llama used to pull her 'back massager' out and do all kinds of obscene things to both of us with it...

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:50 AM
Anyone want to bet that we don't see Biohazard until Wedesday? ROFL

luv
09-25-2005, 12:51 AM
Had about 13 buds(I know there is a lot of people who do not like this, and if you don't..... 4321 , I like to support MO.and also about 8 shots of (hot appple pye-everclear, applecyder, and simmmmonon sticks) good stuff! Party On everyoneone!
Damn! Where are you again? And are you of age?

luv
09-25-2005, 12:52 AM
eh, ex Ms Llama used to pull her 'back massager' out and do all kinds of obscene things to both of us with it...
Ex, huh? And the man knows his music, too. :hmmm:

Biohazard
09-25-2005, 12:53 AM
Damn! Where are you again? And are you of age?
UP bi Iowa(yeah I know it sucks) and Im 25! But then again Im the man!
What ever the hell that means!

luv
09-25-2005, 12:55 AM
UP bi Iowa(yeah I know it sucks) and Im 25! But then again Im the man!
What ever the hell that means!
Iowa. Iowa man $20. ROFL

Let the lame jokes begin!!!

Damn it, I gotta pee again! :rolleyes:

luv
09-25-2005, 12:57 AM
Okay. What do you think of a shot of 1/2 SoCo and 1/2 Peach Schnapps? I have a half of a fifth of each to get rid of.

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 12:58 AM
I have had 25 beers and 12 pints of whiskey and 3 gallons of vodka-lol. Its always cool when drunk people tell you how much they drank. What are you suppose to say-wow that is great-nice job. Have fun tonight and have one for me!!

luv
09-25-2005, 01:00 AM
I have had 25 beers and 12 pints of whiskey and 3 gallons of vodka-lol. Its always cool when drunk people tell you how much they drank. What are you suppose to say-wow that is great-nice job. Have fun tonight and have one for me!!
I'm wanting to get beyond tipsy. I want to make my lips numb!

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 01:00 AM
haha what a life!

my girlfriend... who is evil... after being pampered all day just let me give her a naked, full body massage for about a damn hour, only to stop and say *hehe that tickles* when I go to make a move... then gets up, gets FULLY dressed and goes right to sleep. WHAT THE F*** IS THAT!!!

then I can't sleep so I get on Chiefsplanet so I can STOP thinking about sex, to run right into this thread!

Biohazard
09-25-2005, 01:00 AM
I don't live in Iowa I live up by Iowa, in Missouri come on! :cuss: ROFL

go bowe
09-25-2005, 01:01 AM
Okay. What do you think of a shot of 1/2 SoCo and 1/2 Peach Schnapps? I have a half of a fifth of each to get rid of.man, you really pee fast...

luv
09-25-2005, 01:02 AM
haha what a life!

my girlfriend... who is evil... after being pampered all day just let me give her a naked, full body massage for about a damn hour, only to stop and say *hehe that tickles* when I go to make a move... then gets up, gets FULLY dressed and goes right to sleep. WHAT THE F*** IS THAT!!!

then I can't sleep so I get on Chiefsplanet so I can STOP thinking about sex, to run right into this thread!
OUCH! :doh!:

A naked whole body massage for that long without sex at the end? What kind of woman did you marry?

go bowe
09-25-2005, 01:02 AM
I'm wanting to get beyond tipsy. I want to make my lips numb!but then we won't be able to understand you when you try to talk... :( :( :(

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 01:02 AM
I have had 25 beers and 12 pints of whiskey and 3 gallons of vodka!
You type pretty good for a man who died of major alcohol poisoning. :p

chefsos
09-25-2005, 01:03 AM
man, you really pee fast...
That's the advantage of posting naked.

luv
09-25-2005, 01:03 AM
I don't live in Iowa I live up by Iowa, in Missouri come on! :cuss: ROFL
I'm STILL not driving 4 hours while half drunk to get to a party full of people I don't know which will be over by the time I get there.

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:03 AM
I'm wanting to get beyond tipsy. I want to make my lips numb!

If you drink enough to get yer azz numb let us know... :evil:

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 01:04 AM
I'm wanting to get beyond tipsy. I want to make my lips numb!
I have a really evil suggestion to add here but ... I won't. :)

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:04 AM
I'm STILL not driving 4 hours while half drunk to get to a party full of people I don't know which will be over by the time I get there.

Hell, that's how some of my best weekends start...

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 01:04 AM
If you drink enough to get yer azz numb let us know... :evil:
ROFL ROFL ROFL

luv
09-25-2005, 01:05 AM
That's the advantage of posting naked.
EXACTLY. See? It has it's advantages.

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 01:06 AM
not married...

and its really starting to get on my nerves, this seems to be her MO... she's so hot then cold it drives me nuts.

she looooooooooooooooooves sex when we have it... but accordingto her she'd rather only have it once a month if that. I can't live with that! especially when I get the *go* signals all day at least every 3 days, just to put the brakes on 4/5 times.

Tonight I'm seething... I took her shopping for 4 hours, I took her out to "The Keg" steakhouse for a 80 dollar dinner, I helped her study her law homework, I fixed her computer... my entire day was devoted to her (god I'm a nice guy) and then ... this shit...

I just mixed me up 3 long islands and I'm going to destroy them.

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 01:06 AM
EXACTLY. See? It has it's advantages.
Now would be a good time to turn on your web cam, FYI. :)

luv
09-25-2005, 01:06 AM
If you drink enough to get yer azz numb let us know... :evil:
It's about time you showed up! Now I can have some fun!!!

4th and Long
09-25-2005, 01:07 AM
It's about time you showed up! Now I can have some fun!!!
Ouchies. You wound me, mon capitan!

luv
09-25-2005, 01:08 AM
not married...

and its really starting to get on my nerves, this seems to be her MO... she's so hot then cold it drives me nuts.

she looooooooooooooooooves sex when we have it... but accordingto her she'd rather only have it once a month if that. I can't live with that! especially when I get the *go* signals all day at least every 3 days, just to put the brakes on 4/5 times.

Tonight I'm seething... I took her shopping for 4 hours, I took her out to "The Keg" steakhouse for a 80 dollar dinner, I helped her study her law homework, I fixed her computer... my entire day was devoted to her (god I'm a nice guy) and then ... this shit...

I just mixed me up 3 long islands and I'm going to destroy them.
Atta boy!!! I'll start drinking shots and have one for you, you poor soul!

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 01:09 AM
Oh I was thinking about the Chiefs home opener-sorry. One minute I was at the game and then I was waking up on my coach tuesday morning. Blackouts can be fun sometimes if you time them right.

luv
09-25-2005, 01:09 AM
Now would be a good time to turn on your web cam, FYI. :)
I almost bought a webcam a few weeks ago, but decided against it. I'm just no fun!

luv
09-25-2005, 01:10 AM
Ouchies. You wound me, mon capitan!
I'm sorry. I'd say I'd kiss it and make it better, but I'm afraid of where you would tell me it hurts. :p

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:11 AM
I almost bought a webcam a few weeks ago, but decided against it. I'm just no fun!

"Do you like working from home? Do you need extra cash? All you need is a webcam and personality!"

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 01:14 AM
CHEERS!

luv
09-25-2005, 01:16 AM
"Do you like working from home? Do you need extra cash? All you need is a webcam and personality!"
My personality can't make up for my looks. Oops, I'd better stop now beffore 4th gives me the lecture! :p

|Zach|
09-25-2005, 01:16 AM
"Do you like working from home? Do you need extra cash? All you need is a webcam and personality!"
ROFL

KChiefsQT
09-25-2005, 01:17 AM
How u doing luv??? I had to take care of some business. Slammed down a 6-pack yet???

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 01:17 AM
Atta boy!!! I'll start drinking shots and have one for you, you poor soul!

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!

one down.... oh I'm going to be shitty

if anyone wants to know how to make these things, they rock

here's my favorite blend

1 Part Grey Goose Vodka

1 Part McGuinness Triple Sec

1 Part Tanquaray Gin

1 Part Jose Quervo Tequilla

(can add 1 part of a quality rum if you want, I generally don't)

1.5 parts lemon juice

just enough coke to give it a tinge of brown, generally about 1/2 part coke

makes absolutely delicious Long Island Ice Teas..... and unless you have my GF, they work better than roofies :D

KChiefsQT
09-25-2005, 01:18 AM
My personality can't make up for my looks. Oops, I'd better stop now beffore 4th gives me the lecture! :p

Ohh stop it!! You're a sexy bitch and you know it. :p :p

luv
09-25-2005, 01:19 AM
How u doing luv??? I had to take care of some business. Slammed down a 6-pack yet???
5-pack and a few shots.

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:20 AM
I've been drinkin' since 10am. Just got home from an all-day pool tourney...a little burned out n the drinking unless someone can give me a good reason to keep going.

luv
09-25-2005, 01:20 AM
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!

one down.... oh I'm going to be shitty

if anyone wants to know how to make these things, they rock

here's my favorite blend

1 Part Grey Goose Vodka

1 Part McGuinness Triple Sec

1 Part Tanquaray Gin

1 Part Jose Quervo Tequilla

(can add 1 part of a quality rum if you want, I generally don't)

1.5 parts lemon juice

just enough coke to give it a tinge of brown, generally about 1/2 part coke

makes absolutely delicious Long Island Ice Teas..... and unless you have my GF, they work better than roofies :D
Can you email me one of those?

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 01:21 AM
hehe Cosmic... read my first two posts


they will drive any red blooded man to drink

luv
09-25-2005, 01:21 AM
I've been drinkin' since 10am. Just got home from an all-day pool tourney...a little burned out n the drinking unless someone can give me a good reason to keep going.
:hmmm: It's Saturday night! Isn't that reason enough?

KChiefsQT
09-25-2005, 01:22 AM
5-pack and a few shots.

heheh... I'm loving it. Keep it up, as for the PM.... You'll have it by tomorrow AM... I'm making it SUPER good for you :)... But then when he comes over next, I better hear all the juicy info of how it went. Deal??

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:22 AM
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!

one down.... oh I'm going to be shitty

if anyone wants to know how to make these things, they rock

here's my favorite blend

1 Part Grey Goose Vodka

1 Part McGuinness Triple Sec

1 Part Tanquaray Gin

1 Part Jose Quervo Tequilla

(can add 1 part of a quality rum if you want, I generally don't)

1.5 parts lemon juice

just enough coke to give it a tinge of brown, generally about 1/2 part coke

makes absolutely delicious Long Island Ice Teas..... and unless you have my GF, they work better than roofies :D

That $#it is french. Now go gag yourself until you throw it up...

luv
09-25-2005, 01:22 AM
Ohh stop it!! You're a sexy bitch and you know it. :p :p
I've got the personality. give me a couple more months, and the looks will be there too. lol

luv
09-25-2005, 01:25 AM
heheh... I'm loving it. Keep it up, as for the PM.... You'll have it by tomorrow AM... I'm making it SUPER good for you :)... But then when he comes over next, I better hear all the juicy info of how it went. Deal??
Definitely a deal! :thumb:

KChiefsQT
09-25-2005, 01:26 AM
I've got the personality. give me a couple more months, and the looks will be there too. lol

That's an understatement. ROFL You crack me up... this is like a Luv's breaks out of her shell thread.

BTW, I'll be rooting for you. :)

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 01:27 AM
That $#it is french. Now go gag yourself until you throw it up...

Don't think of it as consuming something that is French... think of it as depriving a Frenchman from a piece of the only good thing that comes out of the pisshole... and for the "coup de ta" you can always find a Frenchy to return it to. Just don't forget to zip back up when you're done.

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 01:28 AM
Can you email me one of those?

you just made me break my GF's scanner :p

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:29 AM
:hmmm: It's Saturday night! Isn't that reason enough?

Errrrrrr, wrong!

It's Sunday morning.

:D

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 01:32 AM
So how many have you drank now

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:32 AM
Don't think of it as consuming something that is French... think of it as depriving a Frenchman from a piece of the only good thing that comes out of the pisshole... and for the "coup de ta" you can always find a Frenchy to return it to. Just don't forget to zip back up when you're done.

Your logic is flawed.

You could piss on a frenchman all day long and he wouldn't smell any different than he did before...

luv
09-25-2005, 01:33 AM
you just made me break my GF's scanner :p
I'd say sue me, but you wouldn't get much.

KChiefsQT
09-25-2005, 01:34 AM
Your logic is flawed.

You could piss on a frenchman all day long and he wouldn't smell any different than he did before...

okay, thread got off-track. This is about Luv and her drunken hornyness boys. Buzz off. :p

luv
09-25-2005, 01:34 AM
Errrrrrr, wrong!

It's Sunday morning.

:D
Same difference. :p

luv
09-25-2005, 01:35 AM
okay, thread got off-track. This is about Luv and her drunken hornyness boys. Buzz off. :p
ROFL

YEAH! What she said!

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 01:36 AM
Your logic is flawed.

You could piss on a frenchman all day long and he wouldn't smell any different than he did before...

yeah. But I'd feel better. Sometimes it is the action itself, and not the result that gives redemption and satisfaction.

KChiefsQT
09-25-2005, 01:36 AM
So how many have you drank now

5, two shots... right??? by now it could be 6.

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:37 AM
yeah. But I'd feel better. Sometimes it is the action itself, and not the result that gives redemption and satisfaction.

Fair enough...

luv
09-25-2005, 01:39 AM
5, two shots... right??? by now it could be 6.
Don't know about shots. Just drinking from a fifth of peach schnapps. Too sweet though. Need to go get another beer.

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:40 AM
I think Rausch and me are the only ones really drinking here

luv
09-25-2005, 01:43 AM
Fair enough...
Mr Cynical :rolleyes:



:p

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 01:44 AM
Its funny when you drink avatars can change right before your eyes and you don't even notice.

luv
09-25-2005, 01:44 AM
I think Rausch and me are the only ones really drinking here
:spock:

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:46 AM
I think Rausch and me are the only ones really drinking here

6 pack down, 12 more ta' go... :)

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:48 AM
Its funny when you drink avatars can change right before your eyes and you don't even notice.

Try sitting still

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 01:48 AM
hey, one of you ol' time drunkies want to help me out with my sig?

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:49 AM
6 pack down, 12 more ta' go... :)

Really? Damn, I'm acutally disaappointed. I thought you'd at least be completed with your twelver by now. :D

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:49 AM
hey, one of you ol' time drunkies want to help me out with my sig?

Sorry. I've had too much to drink

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:50 AM
Really? Damn, I'm acutally disaappointed. I thought you'd at least be completed with your twelver by now. :D

I didn't get off work until 12:30...

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 01:50 AM
cosmic your sig scares me-reminds me of the movie Alien

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 01:51 AM
nothin?

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:51 AM
hey, one of you ol' time drunkies want to help me out with my sig?


http://www.forumspile.com/Penis-Cat.jpg

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 01:51 AM
Yeah me too, i want to dump LJ. His newest article in the Pitch really pissed me off. I want a new sig.

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:52 AM
nothin?

Hey Mitch....welcome to the Planet.

I can barely type as it is right now....I keep staring at luv2rite's half moon.

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:53 AM
Yeah me too, i want to dump LJ. His newest article in the Pitch really pissed me off. I want a new sig.

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-****ed_(Toilet_roll).jpg

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 01:53 AM
is ljs article in the most recent pitch half?

KChiefsQT
09-25-2005, 01:53 AM
Yeah me too, i want to dump LJ. His newest article in the Pitch really pissed me off. I want a new sig.

k, I'll take yours. BTW, wheres the link to this article. ??

luv
09-25-2005, 01:54 AM
hey, one of you ol' time drunkies want to help me out with my sig?
Hey son!!!



ROFL

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 01:56 AM
Hey son!!!



ROFL

why hello my luv ive been hangin round for a while u must of missed me, i hear your drunk! :drool:

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 01:57 AM
I love this song

Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
he stood 6'6" wieghed 245. Kinda broad in the shoulders and narrow in the hip, and everybody knew you didn't give no lip. To Big John

Big john
big John

Big bad john

no one seemed to know where big john called home he just drifted into town and stayed all alone.

he didn't say much he kinda quiet and shy and if you spoke at all you just said "hi" to Big John

Some people said he came from New Orleans where he got in a fight over a cajun queen and a crashing blow from a big right hand sent a louisana man to the promised land Big John

big john
big John

Big bad john

Then came the day at the bottom of the mine, when a timber cracked and men started crying miners were praying and hearts beat fast and everybody thought that they had breathed there last sept' big john.

through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell walked a giant of a man that the men knew well grabbed a sagging timber, gave out a groan and like a giat oak tree just stood there alone Big John

and with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove and one of the miners shouted out "there's a light up above" and twenty men scrambled from a would be grave and now there's only one left down there to save BigJohn. With Jacks and timbers they started back down then came that rumble way down in the ground and the smoke and gas belched out of that mine everybody knew it was the end of the line for big John.

big john
big john

big bad john

big john

now they never reopened that worthless pit they just placed a marble stand in front of it

these few words were written on that stand

"At the bottom of this mine, lays one hell of a man. Big John."

Big John
Big John
Big Bad John

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:57 AM
why hello my luv

Ewwwwww, you called your mom "my luv"

luv
09-25-2005, 01:57 AM
Hey Mitch....welcome to the Planet.

I can barely type as it is right now....I keep staring at luv2rite's half moon.
That picture was actually taken by a friend of mine. I'd show you a full mon, but I don't think it would fit on this screen. :p

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 01:58 AM
I think so, the whole article is posted. You can have LJ, I don't want it to go to waste since 4th made it for me. I think it is very cool, but he is just not my type of player anymore. I have given him the benfit of the doubt on a lot of things-but now I am not too sure. Great talent, but huge ego. He comes off as a raider thug in the article. We should trade him.

Rausch
09-25-2005, 01:58 AM
I love this song

"There's a hole in Daddy's arm where all the money goes..."

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 01:59 AM
That picture was actually taken by a friend of mine. I'd show you a full mon, but I don't think it would fit on this screen. :p

:hmmm:

Let me pound down another drink here and think about this one......

Ok.

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 01:59 AM
Ewwwwww, you called your mom "my luv"

welllll over here in kentucky dats wat we do call our mammas

luv
09-25-2005, 02:00 AM
Ewwwwww, you called your mom "my luv"
Inside joke. Someone asked me if I was his mom the other day. I wasn'r able to concieve at the age of ten though.

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 02:00 AM
dang mitch you stole my sig

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 02:01 AM
welllll over here in kentucky dats wat we do call our mammas

Wow...showing off your girlfriend again. She'd look better in an actual Chiefs jersey. Not much, but better...

luv
09-25-2005, 02:01 AM
:hmmm:

Let me pound down another drink here and think about this one......

Ok.
If I were much more drunk, you might get a "special" pm, but I'm not THAT drunk. :p

Rausch
09-25-2005, 02:02 AM
Inside joke. Someone asked me if I was his mom the other day. I wasn'r able to concieve at the age of ten though.

Well, we know she's not from southeast missouri...

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 02:02 AM
"There's a hole in Daddy's arm where all the money goes..."

man that's a depressing song


classic, I'm downloading as many of those as I can. Thanks for reminding me of that one!

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 02:02 AM
Inside joke. Someone asked me if I was his mom the other day. I wasn'r able to concieve at the age of ten though.

Ahhhhh, I get it now.

I haven't been around the Planet for awhile, so I'm out in the cold on some things

luv
09-25-2005, 02:03 AM
Well, we know she's not from southeast missouri...
ROFL

tk13
09-25-2005, 02:03 AM
welllll over here in kentucky dats wat we do call our mammas
Wow, you're from Kentucky. This should be fun.

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 02:03 AM
sorry half.....

also bout LJ hes always been a question in the back of my mind expecially when he was talking about catching payton in the record books and why he should be a starter, i agree, huge ego

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 02:04 AM
If I were much more drunk, you might get a "special" pm, but I'm not THAT drunk. :p

Well, then drink up sweetheart. :D

Rausch
09-25-2005, 02:04 AM
man that's a depressing song


classic, I'm downloading as many of those as I can. Thanks for reminding me of that one!

Don't forget "Dear Abby."

:)

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 02:05 AM
Wow, you're from Kentucky. This should be fun.

ROFL

No sh*t

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 02:06 AM
Wow, you're from Kentucky. This should be fun.

......once again, it was a joke, sorry

cheeeefs
09-25-2005, 02:09 AM
Don't forget "Dear Abby."

:)

All over it! Keep 'em coming. I just finished with "Riding with Private Malone"

have to get something other than gf's CRAP on this laptop...
98degrees.... savage garden... les miserable soundtrack! jesus she's really pulling out all the stops to piss me off today :D

Rausch
09-25-2005, 02:12 AM
All over it! Keep 'em coming. I just finished with "Riding with Private Malone"

have to get something other than gf's CRAP on this laptop...
98degrees.... savage garden... les miserable soundtrack! jesus she's really pulling out all the stops to piss me off today :D

So, just so I got this straight, she DOESN'T put out and she likes french shit?

Don't dump her, drown her next time she takes a bath...

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 02:13 AM
Cosmic what bluegrass group do you like?

tk13
09-25-2005, 02:13 AM
......once again, it was a joke, sorry
How did the man from Kentucky break his leg raking leaves?






He fell out of the tree.

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 02:13 AM
......once again, it was a joke, sorry

Speaking of jokes:

The big biker dude walks into the bar one night and demands a shot from the bartender. He slams it down and looks over to everyone on his right. He points in big hairy arm at everyone on the right and shouts out, "Ever one on dis side of da bar are a bunch of *****ing muther *****ers!"

Everyone shy's away from him and keeps it quiet. He then orders another shot and slams it down and looks to everyone on his left. He points his big hairy arm at everyone on the left and shouts out, "And ever on dis side of da bar are a bunch of *****ing faggots!"

All of a sudden this guy gets up and proceeds to walk by the drunken biker dude when he stops him and asks, "Where da ***** ya think yer goin'?"

And the guy replies, "I'm on the wrong side of the bar."

luv
09-25-2005, 02:15 AM
So, just so I got this straight, she DOESN'T put out and she likes french shit?

Don't dump her, drown her next time she takes a bath...
Any thought on french kissing?

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 02:17 AM
Cosmic what bluegrass group do you like?

A lot of them....mainly jamgrass bands: Railroad Earth, Donna the Buffalo, Leftover Salmon, Yonder Mountain String Band, and a lot of the old timey bluegrass stars....

Rausch
09-25-2005, 02:18 AM
Any thought on french kissing?

None of the women I've dated could turn their head around 180 degrees...

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 02:18 AM
Oh no, getting a little tipsy now luv. next it will, be second base.

keg in kc
09-25-2005, 02:20 AM
None of the women I've dated could turn their head around 180 degrees...Turn her head around 180 degrees? F*ck, that would take all the good out of doggie style.

luv
09-25-2005, 02:20 AM
Oh no, getting a little tipsy now luv. next it will, be second base.
Could someone define the bases to me again? Just so I'm clear.

luv
09-25-2005, 02:21 AM
Turn her head around 180 degrees? F*ck, that would take all the good out of doggie style.
Uh-oh. Trouble's here. :p

mitchbade
09-25-2005, 02:22 AM
yonder mountain is one of my favs

CosmicPal
09-25-2005, 02:22 AM
Could someone defne the bases to me again? Just so I'm clear.

Who's on first, what's on second

keg in kc
09-25-2005, 02:24 AM
Uh-oh. Trouble's here. Yeah, that's me. Trouble.

My f*cking brain's so f*cking fried right now I had trouble spelling my handle when I logged on.

luv
09-25-2005, 02:24 AM
Who's on first, what's on second
I don't know's on third, and I don't give a damn is th short stop (is I remember correctly).