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Simplex3
09-25-2005, 12:33 PM
I'm on my way to being pounded by a guy who has two starters on their bye weeks. :shake:

Favre is having his first good game. I benched him.
TO isn't doing squat against the freaking Faiders.
Joey Galloway has his first game. I didn't start him.

The one good decision I've made so far this week is to sign and start the Bengals D. 4 Int's for 110 yards.

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:34 PM
Yep. You suck.

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 12:36 PM
How could you bench Favre?

Bowser
09-25-2005, 12:37 PM
Do the Bengals have 4 picks TODAY, or overall?

Simplex3
09-25-2005, 12:41 PM
How could you bench Favre?
Except for some garbage time points last week he hasn't done squat. Plua he's playing the Bucs who hadn't given up a TD on D this year. I started Rothlissisisbergerererer because he's bagging about 20pts/game and seems more consistent. That could still pay off Ok.

Galloway was a total fluke, no way to know he'd put up 2 TDs. Jimmy Smith and TO aren't doing squat today, that's killing me. The big killer is f**king Culpepper starting on the other side; that a**hole has 27pts himself.

Shag
09-25-2005, 12:41 PM
Do the Bengals have 4 picks TODAY, or overall?

Today...

Simplex3
09-25-2005, 12:41 PM
Do the Bengals have 4 picks TODAY, or overall?
TODAY. ROFL The Bears suck.

Skip Towne
09-25-2005, 12:43 PM
Does it hurt to be stupid?

Ari Chi3fs
09-25-2005, 12:44 PM
im pretty pathetic at FFL also... I havent played since 1999... heh. thus, my running backs suck ass.

Simplex3
09-25-2005, 12:45 PM
Does it hurt to be stupid?
Like you don't know.

Halfcan
09-25-2005, 12:51 PM
Yeah Farve has started slow but should have 3 or 4 today.

Simplex3
09-25-2005, 01:11 PM
So how can you have 5 picks for 132 yards and not take at least one of them back for a TD? Come on Cincy! Get another couple but take one to the house.

At least TO finally put one on the board.

chiefs4me
09-25-2005, 01:18 PM
I am just glad I didn't take anyone's advice on my little football survival pick....:D

Baby Lee
09-25-2005, 01:51 PM
I have a new purpose in life. We robo-picked our draft, and I got the first pick, thus Paytie-pie.
It is now my solemn duty to start him for the entire season and watch him get his shitty 150 yards passing each week.
My FFL suckiness has the power to transform Paytie-pie into Kyle Boller, and I've chosen to view that as a good thing.

Miles
09-25-2005, 02:02 PM
I traded away S Smith this week and he goes off for 170yds and 3 TDs.

Simplex3
09-25-2005, 02:05 PM
I traded away S Smith this week and he goes off for 170yds and 3 TDs.
Man, even *I* wouldn't have done that.

Simplex3
09-25-2005, 02:07 PM
LJ Smith of the Eagles is f**king killing me and he isn't even on my team. He fumbled in the red zone removing any possibility for another TO TD, then he just dropped an easy one on third down.

Miles
09-25-2005, 02:23 PM
Man, even *I* wouldn't have done that.

I got Boldin, M More and L Suggs out of him and M Jenkins though.

Simplex3
09-25-2005, 02:27 PM
I got Boldin, M More and L Suggs out of him and M Jenkins though.
Ok, I can see Boldin for Smith. I still like Smith better because Delhomme looks better than Warner, though.

Valiant
09-25-2005, 02:34 PM
I have a new purpose in life. We robo-picked our draft, and I got the first pick, thus Paytie-pie.
It is now my solemn duty to start him for the entire season and watch him get his shitty 150 yards passing each week.
My FFL suckiness has the power to transform Paytie-pie into Kyle Boller, and I've chosen to view that as a good thing.


Thats your own damn fault then... I have not seen one mock where peyton is above LT...

Simplex3
09-25-2005, 02:44 PM
Thats your own damn fault then... I have not seen one mock where peyton is above LT...
Lawrence Tynes? I wouldn't have taken him in the first.





:p

Baby Lee
09-25-2005, 02:44 PM
Thats your own damn fault then... I have not seen one mock where peyton is above LT...
Then maybe I wasn't first. Alls I know is that I ended up with Peyton and was last for waivers the first week.

patteeu
09-25-2005, 04:13 PM
I have a new purpose in life. We robo-picked our draft, and I got the first pick, thus Paytie-pie.
It is now my solemn duty to start him for the entire season and watch him get his shitty 150 yards passing each week.
My FFL suckiness has the power to transform Paytie-pie into Kyle Boller, and I've chosen to view that as a good thing.

Well then unload him to someone who won't jinx him. YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! :cuss:

:)

Miles
09-25-2005, 04:27 PM
Warner geting hurt is killing boldins stats.

Nzoner
09-25-2005, 10:16 PM
SHIT!!! I read all the so called prognosticators and benched Corey Dillon against the mighty Steelers D.Went with LJ tomorrow night instead.

Only bright side to my day was deciding to start Eli Manning.

HolmeZz
09-25-2005, 10:23 PM
My fantasy squad'll be improving to 3-0 as long as Tynes doesn't outscore LJ & Priest by 8 fantasy points tomorrow. :)

arrowheadrocks
09-25-2005, 10:25 PM
No, I am the worst player of all-time. I havent lost a league game in 3 years...until today. My genius decided to flip a coin and go with Tiki over LT. I should be drawn into the streets and shot.

Nzoner
09-25-2005, 10:31 PM
My genius decided to flip a coin and go with Tiki over LT.

Ouch.

Our league gives a $50 bonus at years end for high one game rb so of course the Shaun Alexander owner was all excited,at least until tonight.

Demonpenz
09-25-2005, 10:32 PM
tyrone wheatley isn't getting the carries i thought he would this year

ZootedGranny
09-25-2005, 10:33 PM
I went into this week expecting to lose, but it didn't help that my opponent's entire roster scored a TD aside from his K and DEF...oh, and he had Alexander.

Valiant
09-25-2005, 10:35 PM
No, I am the worst player of all-time. I havent lost a league game in 3 years...until today. My genius decided to flip a coin and go with Tiki over LT. I should be drawn into the streets and shot.


Do you only start 1RB??? And if so how did you get both of them on your team??? Only a 4team league??? If not why did you not start both of them...

Miles
09-25-2005, 10:38 PM
I was up 35pts before LT. Now im down 9 with Plummer and LJ left and he has Green and Lilie left. I hope we do some serious running tomorrow.

Nzoner
09-25-2005, 11:02 PM
I hope we do some serious running tomorrow.

What I wouldn't give for a repeat of the Atlanta game last year.

KILLER_CLOWN
09-25-2005, 11:13 PM
I'm in a quandry in my ffl, i'm down 2 points going into tomorrow night. My opponent has Holmes, but I have Gonzo and LJ, and I believe it's LJ's turn to have 2 td's this week right?

Miles
09-26-2005, 12:51 AM
What I wouldn't give for a repeat of the Atlanta game last year.

That would be prefect.

patteeu
09-26-2005, 05:15 AM
I'm in a quandry in my ffl, i'm down 2 points going into tomorrow night. My opponent has Holmes, but I have Gonzo and LJ, and I believe it's LJ's turn to have 2 td's this week right?

I'm in the same position... except that in addition to LJ and Gonzo, I've also got the Chiefs Defense (as a bye week replacement for my suck ass Ravens defense)... oh, and instead of being down 2 points, I'm down 40 going into tonight. Sigh.

ExtremeChief
09-26-2005, 05:21 AM
I'm up 30, he's out of players and I've still got Leon Johnson. Of course having Alexander, T. Jones, and Hines Ward didn't hurt this week either.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-26-2005, 07:57 AM
I'm on my way to being pounded by a guy who has two starters on their bye weeks. :shake:

Favre is having his first good game. I benched him.
TO isn't doing squat against the freaking Faiders.
Joey Galloway has his first game. I didn't start him.

The one good decision I've made so far this week is to sign and start the Bengals D. 4 Int's for 110 yards.
I know how you feel. I felt golden when I drafted Peyton Manning.


:banghead:

Sam
09-26-2005, 08:04 AM
I'm on my way to being pounded by a guy who has two starters on their bye weeks. :shake:



:) Same thing happened to me. My opponent started MN's defense and their running back and is still kicking the tar out of me. Manning getting 9 total points in two weeks. Who'd thought? Harrison didn't do to well either. It didn't help that I didn't have any good running backs. I need TonyG to get about 40 points tonight. And I lost big time in my other league too.

Simplex3
09-26-2005, 08:20 AM
Ok, I'm actually going to squeek past this guy. I'll get my first win and all it took was a guy who was starting two players on their bye weeks. Maybe I can convince all the players in my league to do that for me so that it's fair. ROFL

The Bengals D really bailed me out with 5 picks and a force fumble, then Jimmy Smith pulling a 40yd td pass in OT made things a little more fair.

Here's a small complaint, though. In our league your D gets 20 points just for showing up, then it's up or down from there. The Bengals D recovers a fumble, gets 5 ints for over 100 yards, and only gives up 7 points and 255 yards. Their score? 20 points. WTF? *6* turnovers only gets you 20 points? 6 turnovers is a monster day by anyone's standard, IMO it should be worth far more than Roethlisberger who threw for 216 and 2 tds, yet he got 21 points. Maybe next year I'll start a league and adjust the turnovers up a point or two.

patteeu
09-26-2005, 08:38 AM
:) Same thing happened to me. My opponent started MN's defense and their running back and is still kicking the tar out of me. Manning getting 9 total points in two weeks. Who'd thought? Harrison didn't do to well either. It didn't help that I didn't have any good running backs. I need TonyG to get about 40 points tonight. And I lost big time in my other league too.

I've got Tony G too, so that means he's going to be called on to block all night while Kris Wilson gets the normal TE reception opportunities.