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tk13
09-25-2005, 06:26 PM
The dramatic first appearance of living legend Eli Manning to the place he spurned, the vicious Blue Vacuum of Qualcomm Stadium and those vicious San Diego Charger fans. Will Eli survive? Will he come out on top and vanquish the mighty Martys? Game on!

Count Zarth
09-25-2005, 06:27 PM
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEN!

J Diddy
09-25-2005, 06:28 PM
I would give my right testicle to see the chargers go 0-3 as well

ArrowheadHawk
09-25-2005, 06:29 PM
i hope eli sucks ass tonight

Count Zarth
09-25-2005, 06:29 PM
This intro is disgusting. Why not just show Eli getting a blowjob from every employee at ESPN?

ArrowheadHawk
09-25-2005, 06:30 PM
I would give my right testicle to see the chargers go 0-3 as well
as nice as that would be i would rather see eli falter...because i think he is a pos...the biggest pos playing in the nfl

tk13
09-25-2005, 06:31 PM
This intro is disgusting. Why not just show Eli getting a blowjob from every employee at ESPN?
Wait for the deleted scenes after the game. I think I still see some jello pudding on Theismann's upper lip.

Skip Towne
09-25-2005, 06:31 PM
Maul Manning!

Deberg_1990
09-25-2005, 06:31 PM
If Phillip Rivers turns out to be Dan Fouts the 2nd...the whole Eli thing will all be a moot point.

ArrowheadHawk
09-25-2005, 06:31 PM
at least its not sterling sharpe giving eli a bj

HolmeZz
09-25-2005, 06:32 PM
I never meant to hurt San Diego....until tonight. ROFL

Count Zarth
09-25-2005, 06:32 PM
Hey! Priest juking Gibson from last week! Alright.

tk13
09-25-2005, 06:32 PM
Guys, I really like what I see out of Randy Moss so far in the intro. I like what I'm seeing.

J Diddy
09-25-2005, 06:33 PM
as nice as that would be i would rather see eli falter...because i think he is a pos...the biggest pos playing in the nfl

Ok, ok, ok

How about he gets picked like 7 times throws no touchdowns and the giants d wins it for them.

Deberg_1990
09-25-2005, 06:34 PM
This intro is disgusting. Why not just show Eli getting a blowjob from every employee at ESPN?

hahah......ESPN makes alot of $$$$ off the NFL. Its their duty to sell their stars and up and coming stars. You guys crack me up.

ArrowheadHawk
09-25-2005, 06:35 PM
Ok, ok, ok

How about he gets picked like 7 times throws no touchdowns and the giants d wins it for them.
that would work

Count Zarth
09-25-2005, 06:35 PM
hahah......ESPN makes alot of $$$$ off the NFL. Its their duty to sell their stars and up and coming stars. You guys crack me up.

Give me a break. Dick f*cking Vermeil did the intro last week.

tk13
09-25-2005, 06:35 PM
Marty has the gleam tonight. I can see it.

KCFalcon59
09-25-2005, 06:37 PM
Sign in the stands

Eli
Spoiled
Pansy
Nancy boy

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

the Talking Can
09-25-2005, 06:37 PM
listening to the radio and tv media try to play up the "he spurned them" angle is incredibly gay....no one cares

ArrowheadHawk
09-25-2005, 06:37 PM
is it just me or are the nyg's unis ugly?

Count Zarth
09-25-2005, 06:37 PM
Marty has the gleam tonight. I can see it.


http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/821/gleam17lp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9940/gleam27uh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)[/QUOTE]

Rausch
09-25-2005, 06:38 PM
Marty has the gleam tonight. I can see it.

That's not a gleam.

WHen you wear your pants up around your arm pits light reflects off your zipper...

KChiefsQT
09-25-2005, 06:39 PM
hehehe that shut up the charger fans

HolmeZz
09-25-2005, 06:40 PM
The hell happened to their defense?

milkman
09-25-2005, 06:41 PM
If Phillip Rivers turns out to be Dan Fouts the 2nd...the whole Eli thing will all be a moot point.

From what I've seen of Rivers in preseason, I'm thinking more in terms of the second coming of Kerry Collins.

HolmeZz
09-25-2005, 06:41 PM
It's 'Peyton' Manning, not 'Payton', Dolt fans.

tk13
09-25-2005, 06:42 PM
It's 'Peyton' Manning, not 'Payton', Dolt fans.
It took me a half second to pick up on that. I was like "Walter Payton? What?"

Coach
09-25-2005, 06:43 PM
Chargers are getting killed by the TE in the middle.

ArrowheadHawk
09-25-2005, 06:44 PM
Chargers are getting killed by the TE in the middle.
uh oh were gonna hear the "Shockey is better than TG" now are we?

Coach
09-25-2005, 06:45 PM
uh oh were gonna hear the "Shockey is better than TG" now are we?

I'd hope not.

TG is the best in the business, either them media folks like it or not.

leviw
09-25-2005, 06:46 PM
is it just me or are the nyg's unis ugly?

I'll take these...
http://cache.gettyimages.com/thumb/51697667.jpg?x=x&a=51697667&b=editorial_na&t=1

over these...
http://cache.gettyimages.com/thumb/55749002.jpg?x=x&a=55749002&b=editorial_na&t=1

Count Zarth
09-25-2005, 06:46 PM
Look how easy they get the ball to Shockey, though.

Why can't we call plays like that?

tk13
09-25-2005, 06:48 PM
Look how easy they get the ball to Shockey, though.

Why can't we call plays like that?
Because the first thing anybody does on a pass play is find TG and hit him.

ArrowheadHawk
09-25-2005, 06:48 PM
I'll take these...
http://cache.gettyimages.com/thumb/51697667.jpg?x=x&a=51697667&b=editorial_na&t=1

over these...
http://cache.gettyimages.com/thumb/55749002.jpg?x=x&a=55749002&b=editorial_na&t=1
I don't see what you are talking about

Count Zarth
09-25-2005, 06:49 PM
Because the first thing anybody does on a pass play is find TG and hit him.

Such bullshit.

leviw
09-25-2005, 06:50 PM
I don't see what you are talking about

The uniforms (jerseys)...not the quarterbacks

royr17
09-25-2005, 06:50 PM
Is Eli Mannin any good ?

ArrowheadHawk
09-25-2005, 06:51 PM
The uniforms (jerseys)...not the quarterbacks
i only see one picture

leviw
09-25-2005, 06:53 PM
i only see one picture

Oh, sorry...I see two... :shrug:

Anyway, one has Warner in last season's NYG road uni and the other is Eli in this season's.

the Talking Can
09-25-2005, 06:57 PM
hey, Marty just figured out that LT is good.......

tk13
09-25-2005, 07:05 PM
Randy Moss really helped out the Chargers defense on that drive.

tk13
09-25-2005, 07:13 PM
I hope ENDelt's not watching this game, as many times as they've said "LT", his head should've exploded by now.

tk13
09-25-2005, 07:16 PM
Chargers lead 14-3. Tomlinson was a beast on that series.

the Talking Can
09-25-2005, 07:17 PM
imagine if they used LT like this in the first 2 games....keep it simple

Count Zarth
09-25-2005, 07:19 PM
Who the hell called that onside kick? Did Marty get a brain transplant?

dirk digler
09-25-2005, 07:20 PM
imagine if they used LT like this in the first 2 games....keep it simple

Denver would be 0-2

milkman
09-25-2005, 07:22 PM
Who the hell called that onside kick? Did Marty get a brain transplant?

Marty has a history of doing things like this.

His problem is, and always has been, he goes into a shell in the second half far too early to be secure with the lead.

HolmeZz
09-25-2005, 07:33 PM
Bolts taking control.

Fruit Ninja
09-25-2005, 07:33 PM
Marty is taking off the training wheels today. Chargers are killing the Giants.

Pitt Gorilla
09-25-2005, 08:01 PM
Bolts taking control.
Uhh, what? Marty appears to be pulling the choke again.

Fruit Ninja
09-25-2005, 08:03 PM
well we got a game lol spoke to soon.

Fruit Ninja
09-25-2005, 08:03 PM
This has nothing to do with Marty choking. LT never fumbles.

tommykat
09-25-2005, 08:03 PM
We should have kept Donnie Edwards........I'm sure DV thinks that as well.

Valiant
09-25-2005, 08:08 PM
We should have kept Donnie Edwards........I'm sure DV thinks that as well.


Didnt he wanted to be paid as one of the best LB'rs in the league??? cause if so, **** no...

MadMax
09-25-2005, 08:09 PM
We should have kept Donnie Edwards........I'm sure DV thinks that as well.



I agree Tommycat, Donnie is a good LB and was for us as well.

MadMax
09-25-2005, 08:11 PM
Didnt he wanted to be paid as one of the best LB'rs in the league??? cause if so, **** no...
Yea, he wanted bank..

Phobia
09-25-2005, 08:12 PM
Didnt he wanted to be paid as one of the best LB'rs in the league??? cause if so, **** no...

He had a huge roster bonus forthcoming. We could never pay it. We tried to renegotiate and it didn't work out. We cut him the day before the roster bonus was due. He ended up in Sandy Eggo. End of story.

Cochise
09-25-2005, 08:13 PM
Come on Marty... Marty this game away.

cdcox
09-25-2005, 08:14 PM
I haven't watched Edwards enough since he went west. But if he still makes tackles 4 yds after initial contact, SD can keep him.

Cochise
09-25-2005, 08:15 PM
I'm surprised that Theisman can speak so well with his lips so firmly attached to Manning's unit.

Ari Chi3fs
09-25-2005, 08:18 PM
g-men are gonna win this one.

carlos3652
09-25-2005, 08:18 PM
Sweet 21-20 SD, hopefully NY can pull this off...

the Talking Can
09-25-2005, 08:21 PM
we're not the only team with pass defense problems....San Diego and Pittsburghs secondaries have got worked today..I feel better about our D watching them...

i like when they asked Marty at halftime "how do you finish?"

Marty: "aahhurrrhrrhrrr......."

carlos3652
09-25-2005, 08:27 PM
we're not the only team with pass defense problems....San Diego and Pittsburghs secondaries have got worked today..I feel better about our D watching them...

i like when they asked Marty at halftime "how do you finish?"

Marty: "aahhurrrhrrhrrr......."


Marty: "you dont play Martyball like in the 2nd Quarter"

"if you are up by 18 again what will you do?"

Marty: "play martyball and win (choke/lose) by 1"

Cochise
09-25-2005, 08:35 PM
The Giants can't stop anything. If San Diego loses this game they should implode the stadium.

Cochise
09-25-2005, 08:37 PM
balahaha. Tomlinson is the best QB playing in this game.

Ari Chi3fs
09-25-2005, 09:00 PM
was that last commercial a GoChiefs fantasy?

"Meat on top of meat, on top of meat, on top of meat"

the Talking Can
09-25-2005, 09:04 PM
ROFL

Shockey just had a TD pass bounce off his face mask.

cdcox
09-25-2005, 09:06 PM
ROFL

Shockey just had a TD pass bounce off his face mask.

Eli can't throw the ball and catch it too.

Big Slick
09-25-2005, 09:15 PM
Randy Moss really helped out the Chargers defense on that drive.

So what would happen if ESPN had to broadcast a Manning (take your pick which one) vs Moss game? Maybe it'd be like crossing the beams and the whole f'in crew would blow up! That would be good...

Cochise
09-25-2005, 09:31 PM
It kills me how ESPN picks people like Vick to hype, who clearly can't live up to their billing, and someone like Tomlinson who really is a dominant force in the league barely gets any run from them.

Miles
09-25-2005, 09:37 PM
LT is killing my fantasy team.

Miles
09-25-2005, 09:38 PM
It kills me how ESPN picks people like Vick to hype, who clearly can't live up to their billing, and someone like Tomlinson who really is a dominant force in the league barely gets any run from them.

Completly agree. I hever understood why he doesnt get more attention.

tk13
09-25-2005, 09:40 PM
LJ would've scored on that.

:)

HolmeZz
09-25-2005, 09:43 PM
LT putting on a show.

tk13
09-25-2005, 09:44 PM
I can't wait to start the Cardinals vs. Niners thread next Sunday night! Woo!

MadMax
09-25-2005, 09:44 PM
LJ would've scored on that.

:)


Yea, but Priest woulda been in the game... :p

the Talking Can
09-25-2005, 09:44 PM
LT has juked every person on that defense.

VonneMarie
09-25-2005, 09:57 PM
According to Maquire, the Chiefs are on a bye this week. :rolleyes: