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BigRedChief
09-26-2005, 02:48 PM
From Nixhex over at the coalition:

With apologies to Jimmy Buffet...
Miami was no fluke
Why, just watch the Snake puke
Nothiní here goiní according to Hoyle
Half the team is from Cleveland
The rest under-chieviní
Even the Coors is beginniní to spoil

Chorus:

Wastin' away again in Elwayville
Searching for one last Superbowl shot
Some DonkFans claim that Shan-a-hanís not to blame
But we know itís all the Mastermindís fault

We donít know the reason
Heís stayed all these seasons
Nothiní to show since olí Horse-face retired
But leading his Ponies
Heís a fraud and a phony
Itís amazing he hasnít been fired

Chorus:

Wastin' away again in Elwayville
Searching for one last Superbowl shot
Some DonkFans claim that Shan-a-hanís not to blame
But we know itís all the Mastermindís fault

Blown out at Invesco
And the fans all say ďletís goĒ
As Priest takes another one back to the house
And thereís boos in the South stands
For a poorly drawn game plan
And olí Rattyís just tryiní to hang on
Wastin' away again in Elwayville
Searching for one last Superbowl shot
DonkFan now claims that Shan-a-han is to blame
Yes we know itís all the Mastermindís fault

J Diddy
09-26-2005, 03:06 PM
Man this is the most poetic smack week in recent memory.

mikey23545
09-26-2005, 03:31 PM
This Donk Week is spawning classics....

Spicy McHaggis
09-26-2005, 04:09 PM
"Where's our shot? Where's our last damn shot?"