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CosmicPal
09-30-2005, 11:50 AM
So, I’m on my way to the office this morning when I pull up to a red light. This vehicle pulls up to my left and it’s a thirty-something gal blaring her radio. I glance at her and see that she’s quite attractive, but I notice she’s listening to Michael Jackson of all things. She’s listening to “Billy Jean,” and I’m just sitting there watching her mouth the lyrics while looking straight ahead, so I decided to join in and sing along with her and Michael. She then looked over at me and proceeded to roll up her passenger side window- smiled, and then drove off. Billy Jean’s not my lover.

Ultra Peanut
09-30-2005, 11:52 AM
Billie.

CosmicPal
09-30-2005, 11:54 AM
Billie.

:doh!:

Goapics1
09-30-2005, 11:56 AM
Ya need to talk to Skip about how to pick up the ladies.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=125457

Ultra Peanut
09-30-2005, 12:00 PM
:doh!:
http://conanismichaeljacksonloop.ytmnd.com/

Cochise
09-30-2005, 12:01 PM
You should have grabbed your crotch and given her a michael jackson "Wooo!"

chagrin
09-30-2005, 12:23 PM
"so I decided to join in and sing along with her and Michael."

Dude, that is something right out of a SNL skit, priceless!
ROFL ROFL

Phobia
09-30-2005, 06:30 PM
Insert "lucky she didn't take out a class action lawsuit" comment here.

CosmicPal
09-30-2005, 06:35 PM
Insert "lucky she didn't take out a class action lawsuit" comment here.

Keep it up Sherlock, and I'll sue you.

:D

Phobia
09-30-2005, 06:43 PM
I hope you'll sue me for nothing, because I have too much of that.

PastorMikH
09-30-2005, 08:06 PM
I was reading Cosmic's post and this thought kinda hit me (Maybe it was his spelling error, I don't know)...


Was Michael singing "Billie Jean" or "Billy Gene"???

Phobia
09-30-2005, 08:09 PM
Billy's Jeans.

chiefs4me
09-30-2005, 08:39 PM
pricesless...ROFL do you really think you are gonna pick up a chick at a stoplight...:rolleyes:

PastorMikH
09-30-2005, 09:28 PM
pricesless...ROFL do you really think you are gonna pick up a chick at a stoplight...:rolleyes:



I have. 'Course that was quite a few years back in my single days. Picked up another driving though a Fast Food parking lot - ended up dating her for a year and a half.

Phobia
09-30-2005, 09:33 PM
pricesless...ROFL do you really think you are gonna pick up a chick at a stoplight...:rolleyes:

Why not? I've picked up waitresses in restaurants, broads on the internet, nannies in the park, and nuns in the habit....

Halfcan
09-30-2005, 10:52 PM
Damm Phob you slut. Save some of them ho's for the rest of us.

I got a date at traffic school. We had the same amount of points against our license.

ENDelt260
09-30-2005, 11:00 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. If you have a defeatist attitude, of course you won't pick up a broad a stoplight.

That said, I didn't read the story that Cosmic was trying to pick her up so much as having a little fun. But, hey, having a little carefree fun is often the best way to pick up a gal.

Count Zarth
09-30-2005, 11:02 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't drink

ENDelt260
09-30-2005, 11:06 PM
That, too.

Skip Towne
10-01-2005, 07:18 AM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. If you have a defeatist attitude, of course you won't pick up a broad a stoplight.

That said, I didn't read the story that Cosmic was trying to pick her up so much as having a little fun. But, hey, having a little carefree fun is often the best way to pick up a gal.
Wearing a twinkie around your neck seems to work for you as well.