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PastorMikH
09-30-2005, 03:35 PM
Watching an old Chuck Norris flick on TV. He's wearing all black and fighting in an arena with bare, loose ground.


Why is it that when I wear black, every little thing I brush against shows up on my clothes but Chuck can wear black, fight, roll, and flop around on the ground and never get dirty???


:shrug::shrug:

el borracho
09-30-2005, 03:37 PM
Ancient Chinese secret.

|Zach|
09-30-2005, 03:43 PM
Oh man, Chuck Norris is going to kick your ass for making this thread.

PastorMikH
09-30-2005, 03:45 PM
Bring him on Zack. I'll break Chucky like a toothpick.



:)

Mr. Rat Fink
09-30-2005, 03:45 PM
Watching an old Chuck Norris flick on TV. He's wearing all black and fighting in an arena with bare, loose ground.


Why is it that when I wear black, every little thing I brush against shows up on my clothes but Chuck can wear black, fight, roll, and flop around on the ground and never get dirty???


:shrug::shrug:

Ahh, "The Octagon." Picked that up in the Wal-Mart $5.50 bin a couple months ago.

PastorMikH
09-30-2005, 03:46 PM
Ahh, "The Octagon." Picked that up in the Wal-Mart $5.50 bin a couple months ago.



Yep, that's the one.

JimNasium
09-30-2005, 03:51 PM
What the Chuck is going on here?

|Zach|
09-30-2005, 03:56 PM
What the Chuck is going on here?
We are drinking beer.

JimNasium
09-30-2005, 04:01 PM
We are drinking beer.
If I run into Chuck Norris later tonight the first thing out of my mouth will be "What's up Chuck?"

|Zach|
09-30-2005, 04:02 PM
If I run into Chuck Norris later tonight the first thing out of my mouth will be "What's up Chuck?"
I don't think Chuck Norris would be impressed by your magical blending of a pick up line and a pun.

You are not that punny.

Mr. Rat Fink
09-30-2005, 04:06 PM
Walker, Texas Ranger clips from Conan O'Brien.

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml

Ultra Peanut
09-30-2005, 04:40 PM
Ancient Chinese secret.Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Bill Lundberg
09-30-2005, 04:48 PM
Everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris can be found here.

http://www.sandstorming.com/index.php/2005/09/random-facts-about-chuck-norris/

Bill Lundberg
09-30-2005, 04:49 PM
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his motherís womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

ROFL

tk13
09-30-2005, 04:52 PM
Because he's CHUCK.... NORRIS!

Bill Lundberg
09-30-2005, 04:52 PM
When Chuck Norrisís wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Donít worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Bill Lundberg
09-30-2005, 04:55 PM
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

I give to you the random Chuck Norris facts generator.

onescrewleftuntwisted
09-30-2005, 04:55 PM
If I run into Chuck Norris later tonight the first thing out of my mouth will be "What's up Chuck?"



he might let out a chuckle









the karate chop your head

onescrewleftuntwisted
09-30-2005, 05:02 PM
this is my new t-shirt




Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does.

Jenny Gump
09-30-2005, 05:45 PM
I probably shouldn't say this, but I partied with Chuck Norris one night when I was a senior in HS. No joke.

Donger
09-30-2005, 05:49 PM
I probably shouldn't say this, but I partied with Chuck Norris one night when I was a senior in HS. No joke.

How old are you?

My only celebrity story is somewhat disturbing: I got hit on by Andrew McCarthy from The Breakfast Club when I was in college.

Bill Lundberg
09-30-2005, 05:50 PM
I probably shouldn't say this, but I partied with Chuck Norris one night when I was a senior in HS. No joke.


Chuck Norris can remotely impregnate women.

Fishpicker
09-30-2005, 05:55 PM
Watching an old Chuck Norris flick on TV. He's wearing all black and fighting in an arena with bare, loose ground.


Why is it that when I wear black, every little thing I brush against shows up on my clothes but Chuck can wear black, fight, roll, and flop around on the ground and never get dirty???


:shrug::shrug:


the difference is in the fabric softener, most likely. try an industrial softener with a super potent static guard.

Claynus
09-30-2005, 05:55 PM
Sidekicks = best movie EVAR!

BARRY WARRY!

Jenny Gump
09-30-2005, 05:55 PM
How old are you?

My only celebrity story is somewhat disturbing: I got hit on by Andrew McCarthy from The Breakfast Club when I was in college.

I'm 34. I was at a party at my girlfriend's house, and someone said "Can you believe Chuck Norris is here?" And I was like "Who is Chuck Norris?" And they were like "You know, the kung fu guy, look, he's sitting on the couch." So I plopped down and I was like "Hey Chuck." And then we shared a party favor.

JimNasium
09-30-2005, 05:57 PM
I'm 34. I was at a party at my girlfriend's house, and someone said "Can you believe Chuck Norris is here?" And I was like "Who is Chuck Norris?" And they were like "You know, the kung fu guy, look, he's sitting on the couch." So I plopped down and I was like "Hey Chuck." And then we shared a party favor.
It was a fondue party?

Donger
09-30-2005, 05:58 PM
I'm 34. I was at a party at my girlfriend's house, and someone said "Can you believe Chuck Norris is here?" And I was like "Who is Chuck Norris?" And they were like "You know, the kung fu guy, look, he's sitting on the couch." So I plopped down and I was like "Hey Chuck." And then we shared a party favor.

Heh. Me too. 34, I mean.

Jenny Gump
09-30-2005, 05:58 PM
It was a fondue party?

Everybody was fondue fighting.

JimNasium
09-30-2005, 06:01 PM
Everybody was fondue fighting.
You're lucky that Chuckie didn't kick yo' azz.

Jenny Gump
09-30-2005, 06:02 PM
You're lucky that Chuckie didn't kick yo' azz.

When are you going to meet me for another beer?

CosmicPal
09-30-2005, 06:05 PM
So I plopped down and I was like "Hey Chuck." And then we shared a party favor.

Damn, I miss all the good parties...

JimNasium
09-30-2005, 06:05 PM
When are you going to meet me for another beer?
Can't this weekend. I leave for Arkansas next Wednesday. How about Monday or Tuesday?

Jenny Gump
09-30-2005, 06:07 PM
Can't this weekend. I leave for Arkansas next Wednesday. How about Monday or Tuesday?

Sounds good. Have your people call my people. (smoke me)

CoMoChief
09-30-2005, 06:23 PM
Chuck Norris smoked 7 packs of cigarettes a day for 5 years and developed 13 different forms of cancer. He then got rid of it by flexing his muscles for 30 minutes.

|Zach|
09-30-2005, 06:23 PM
(smoke me)
Whoa

CoMoChief
09-30-2005, 06:29 PM
Whoa


You gotta boner don't you

Skip Towne
09-30-2005, 07:54 PM
I probably shouldn't say this, but I partied with Chuck Norris one night when I was a senior in HS. No joke.
Didja get any?

WolfDawg
09-30-2005, 08:10 PM
If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar.

Phobia
09-30-2005, 08:18 PM
If Chuck Norris and McGuiver procreated, we could build an elevator to the moon for Slayer.

Skip Towne
09-30-2005, 08:20 PM
If Chuck Norris and McGuiver procreated, we could build an elevator to the moon for Slayer.
Probably not. You'd need Randy Moss helping you.

Bowser
09-30-2005, 08:20 PM
****in' Chuck Norris.

PastorMikH
09-30-2005, 08:26 PM
Skip's here, if Jamie shows up, maybe I can get another thread moved to the Romper Room.

Bowser
09-30-2005, 08:28 PM
Skip's here, if Jamie shows up, maybe I can get another thread moved to the Romper Room.

Your street cred will be through the roof........

go bowe
09-30-2005, 08:30 PM
Skip's here, if Jamie shows up, maybe I can get another thread moved to the Romper Room.just so's it's over 100 posts, we don't care where it is... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

Bill Lundberg
09-30-2005, 10:08 PM
Chuck Norris chews tobacco. In response to why he says, "This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus."

Claynus
09-30-2005, 10:13 PM
Chuck Norris chews tobacco. In response to why he says, "This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus."

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesVentura/ventura_predator.jpg

Deberg_1990
09-30-2005, 10:18 PM
hahah....Its too bad most of you only remember Chuck from the worst TV show ever: Walker Texas Ranger. I remember when Chuck was cool and a total badass! Such early 80's classics like "Silent Rage" "Lone Wolf McQuade" "Eye for and Eye" and "Code of Silence" Yes my friends....Norris was Da Man, back in the day.....

ENDelt260
09-30-2005, 10:20 PM
Watching an old Chuck Norris flick on TV. He's wearing all black and fighting in an arena with bare, loose ground.


Why is it that when I wear black, every little thing I brush against shows up on my clothes but Chuck can wear black, fight, roll, and flop around on the ground and never get dirty???


:shrug::shrug:
Scotch Gard.

ENDelt260
09-30-2005, 10:21 PM
Bring him on Zack. I'll break Chucky like a toothpick.



:)
Will this be on PPV?

"Walker, Texas Ranger vs. Mike, Oklahoma Pastor"

Halfcan
09-30-2005, 10:26 PM
When Chuck jumped through the windshield of the car-that was classic.

ENDelt260
09-30-2005, 10:26 PM
hahah....Its too bad most of you only remember Chuck from the worst TV show ever

You really think your age is that much greater than the mode of this board?

Deberg_1990
09-30-2005, 10:27 PM
You really think your age is that much greater than the mode of this board?


haha...sarcasm...

Halfcan
09-30-2005, 10:29 PM
Bruce Lee VS. Chuck Norris-best fight ever in a Movie. Revenge of the Dragon Baby!!!!

Bruce Lee-Baddest of the bad.
Jet Li-New baddest of the bad.
Halfcan-could whip them both at the same time-lol

ENDelt260
09-30-2005, 10:31 PM
haha...sarcasm...
I don't believe you know what that word means.

Donger
09-30-2005, 10:33 PM
hahah....Its too bad most of you only remember Chuck from the worst TV show ever: Walker Texas Ranger. I remember when Chuck was cool and a total badass! Such early 80's classics like "Silent Rage" "Lone Wolf McQuade" "Eye for and Eye" and "Code of Silence" Yes my friends....Norris was Da Man, back in the day.....

Personally, my gaydar is admittedly not the strongest, but even mine went off when Chuck Norris was in the vicinity.

Mr. Rat Fink
10-01-2005, 12:57 AM
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

I give to you the random Chuck Norris facts generator.

I'm ashamed to admit that I've spent the better part of an hour refreshing the random Chuck Norris facts generator. Some of my personal favs:

"The character Quagmire from Family Guy is based on Chuck Norris, the only difference being that Chuck Norris slept with as many women as Quagmire as between 3:51 am and 11:49 am on April 26, 1992. The only reason he stopped was to go help Sublime write a new song."

"When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris was onced asked, "Who let the dogs out?" He paused for a moment and then calmly stated, "Go f*ck yourself."

Valiant
10-01-2005, 01:25 AM
Sidekicks = best movie EVAR!

BARRY WARRY!


That kid killed himself a couple years ago...

Valiant
10-01-2005, 01:28 AM
I'm ashamed to admit that I've spent the better part of an hour refreshing the random Chuck Norris facts generator. Some of my personal favs:

"The character Quagmire from Family Guy is based on Chuck Norris, the only difference being that Chuck Norris slept with as many women as Quagmire as between 3:51 am and 11:49 am on April 26, 1992. The only reason he stopped was to go help Sublime write a new song."

"When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris was onced asked, "Who let the dogs out?" He paused for a moment and then calmly stated, "Go f*ck yourself."


Yeah just spent about twenty reading it...

Phobia
10-01-2005, 06:06 AM
I'm ashamed to admit that I've spent the better part of an hour refreshing the random Chuck Norris facts generator. Some of my personal favs:

I spent about 3 minutes reading it before I was moved to go submit a few of my own. The moron on that site has about 2 pages of grammar, spelling, and punctuation rules to which you must adhere or your submission will be denied... So I sent him a message about how ****ed up I thought his goofy rules were and how he just missed out on some quality comedy (so I stretched some) from me.

Skip Towne
10-01-2005, 07:03 AM
You really think your age is that much greater than the mode of this board?
Yes, yes I do.

PastorMikH
10-01-2005, 09:16 AM
Will this be on PPV?

"Walker, Texas Ranger vs. Mike, Oklahoma Pastor"



I'd like to request the theme to Rocky playing in the background please.

go bowe
10-01-2005, 09:22 AM
I'd like to request the theme to Rocky playing in the background please.ROFL ROFL ROFL

go bowe
10-01-2005, 11:10 AM
1O0 or bust!!!!!!!111!!

luv
10-01-2005, 11:13 AM
Probably the same reason women in movies can get out of bed looking absolutely perfect.

PastorMikH
10-01-2005, 12:38 PM
Probably the same reason women in movies can get out of bed looking absolutely perfect.



Yeah, why is it that women in real life don't look like the ladies in the movies and on TV???:):)

Dartgod
10-01-2005, 01:27 PM
How old are you?

My only celebrity story is somewhat disturbing: I got hit on by Andrew McCarthy from The Breakfast Club when I was in college.
I'll probably get a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris, but Andrew McCarthy wasn't in The Breakfast Club.

Mr. Rat Fink
10-01-2005, 01:36 PM
I'll probably get a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris, but Andrew McCarthy wasn't in The Breakfast Club.

Donger must've mixed up "Breakfast Club" with the other Molly Ringwald smasher "Pretty in Pink." How could anyone make such a grave mistake?

Raiderhader
10-01-2005, 02:57 PM
Skip's here, if Jamie shows up, maybe I can get another thread moved to the Romper Room.


Well, if that is what you want, I suppose I can try and accomodate you....

ENDelt260
10-01-2005, 02:59 PM
You ain't ready for war.

PastorMikH
10-01-2005, 03:04 PM
Well, if that is what you want, I suppose I can try and accomodate you....


Eh, its not a work day so I doubt Skip will be around as much today.

Raiderhader
10-01-2005, 03:09 PM
Am I good or what? Chuck Norris ain't got squat on me.

SPchief
10-01-2005, 03:17 PM
Rompa romp romp

Jenny Gump
10-01-2005, 03:18 PM
If Chuck Norris and McGuiver procreated, we could build an elevator to the moon for Slayer.

What about a robotic girlfriend? Bet you could make that happen as well.

go bowe
10-01-2005, 03:29 PM
pastor, why is it that your threads end up in the romper room?

is there a conspiracy to protect skip's lead in the worthy thread department, or what?

i mean, it makes it harder to reach 100 posts after a thread has been moved to the romper room...

plus, i was also looking forward to this war...

it's a huge dissappointment... :( :( :(

go bowe
10-01-2005, 03:30 PM
What about a robotic girlfriend? Bet you could make that happen as well.hush...

phil's married now... :p :p :p

go bowe
10-01-2005, 03:31 PM
10o or bust!!!!!11!!!!1

PastorMikH
10-01-2005, 04:33 PM
Am I good or what? Chuck Norris ain't got squat on me.



Say, I hope that you are a Jimmy Stewart fan 'cause if you're trying to horn in on the Duke I'll have to go Chuck Norris on you.


rochambeau

PastorMikH
10-01-2005, 04:35 PM
I just noticed this thread did make it to the Romper Room. I knew as soon as Jamie showed up it'd go down.

chiefs4me
10-01-2005, 04:56 PM
pastor, why is it that your threads end up in the romper room?

is there a conspiracy to protect skip's lead in the worthy thread department, or what?

i mean, it makes it harder to reach 100 posts after a thread has been moved to the romper room...

plus, i was also looking forward to this war...

it's a huge dissappointment... :( :( :(




well let's see if I can help.....:p

Raiderhader
10-01-2005, 05:03 PM
Say, I hope that you are a Jimmy Stewart fan 'cause if you're trying to horn in on the Duke I'll have to go Chuck Norris on you.


rochambeau


I like Jimmy Stewart alright, but he is not the reason for the pic in my signature.

Raiderhader
10-01-2005, 05:04 PM
I just noticed this thread did make it to the Romper Room. I knew as soon as Jamie showed up it'd go down.


What can I say? I'm just a trouble maker.

Tuckdaddy
10-01-2005, 06:28 PM
I don't think Chuck Norris would be impressed by your magical blending of a pick up line and a pun.

You are not that punny.

And you're not cool enough to drink beer.

|Zach|
10-01-2005, 07:31 PM
And you're not cool enough to drink beer.
It would be better off for you to find someone else to write your posts when you are trying to be funny...

It just isn't your style.

Stick to threads filled with over reactions and over simplisitic ideas being talked about in other threads. That is your style.

PastorMikH
10-02-2005, 01:05 PM
It would be better off for you to find someone else to write your posts when you are trying to be funny...




Zing! That left a bit of a red mark on the cheek.

go bowe
10-02-2005, 08:19 PM
It would be better off for you to find someone else to write your posts when you are trying to be funny...

It just isn't your style.

Stick to threads filled with over reactions and over simplisitic ideas being talked about in other threads. That is your style.style?

and just what would you know about style?

you can't even get good tips when you work in a freaking country club, for cripe's sake... :p :p :p

go bowe
10-02-2005, 08:19 PM
100 or bust... :D :D :D

Raiderhader
10-03-2005, 06:13 PM
87

Raiderhader
10-03-2005, 06:15 PM
88

Raiderhader
10-03-2005, 06:16 PM
89

Raiderhader
10-03-2005, 06:18 PM
90

chiefs4me
10-03-2005, 10:21 PM
91

go bowe
10-04-2005, 12:20 PM
92

go bowe
10-04-2005, 12:22 PM
c'mon people now

smile on your brother

everybody get together

try to love one another, right now...

go bowe
10-04-2005, 12:26 PM
can anyone name the group that first made this a hit?

Raiderhader
10-04-2005, 01:01 PM
can anyone name the group that first made this a hit?


The Birds? No, wait... Hell, I don't remember. I've never been good with putting bands and songs together.

chiefs4me
10-04-2005, 03:14 PM
now whats the matter saul........:rolleyes:

PastorMikH
10-04-2005, 05:01 PM
Man, this thread is still getting posts?



There's one to Skippy - can his threads continue to grow after getting moved to the Romper Room???

PastorMikH
10-04-2005, 05:03 PM
can anyone name the group that first made this a hit?



Carpenters

Raiderhader
10-04-2005, 05:12 PM
Wait a minute, Go Bo asked a tricky question. The correct answer is Solomon and the Jews.

go bowe
10-04-2005, 05:33 PM
tadaaa!

it was the "we five" in the sixties...

get together was the name of it...

it's been covered a time or two, but it was the we five that first made it a hit...

oh, btw, happy 100 pastor mike... :toast: :toast: :toast:

PastorMikH
10-04-2005, 07:46 PM
tadaaa!

it was the "we five" in the sixties...

get together was the name of it...

it's been covered a time or two, but it was the we five that first made it a hit...

oh, btw, happy 100 pastor mike... :toast: :toast: :toast:



Hank You! Hank You Very Much

|Zach|
10-05-2005, 04:18 AM
Weirdos.

Raiderhader
10-05-2005, 08:27 AM
Weirdos.


Takes one to know one.

|Zach|
10-05-2005, 09:43 AM
Takes one to know one.
Oh ya?

Bill Lundberg
10-05-2005, 10:25 AM
Chuck Norris once drank a half gallon of rot-gut tequila, and made love to a beautiful woman. The next morning, he woke up with Mindy Cohn, the fat chick from "The Facts of Life", snorting like a wild boar in the bed next to him.

Raiderhader
10-05-2005, 12:58 PM
Oh ya?


Yep.

go bowe
10-05-2005, 01:08 PM
Chuck Norris once drank a half gallon of rot-gut tequila, and made love to a beautiful woman. The next morning, he woke up with Mindy Cohn, the fat chick from "The Facts of Life", snorting like a wild boar in the bed next to him.poor chuck... :huh: :huh: :huh:

PastorMikH
04-16-2006, 05:47 PM
TEST

South 32 16 8 4

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Bwana _____
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Laz_________
Red_________
Red_________
Brad______
Morph_______
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Brad_________
Brad_________


Midwest

ENDelt______
ENDelt______
Titus________
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Iowania______
Iowanian_____
Adam_______
ENDelt____
MarkM______
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East

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Stevie_______
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Big Daddy____
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Phobia___
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Logical______
Bowser______
Logical______
Logical______


West

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Talisman____
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Final 4

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ENDelt______
ENDelt______

PastorMikH
06-05-2006, 08:46 PM
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