View Full Version : Chuck Norris vs. 11 mini-Scanlons

Dinny Bossa Nova
10-01-2005, 02:26 PM
Who do ya like?

And if they made it a movie, could there be a sequel?


Rain Man
10-01-2005, 02:28 PM
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Scanlon.

10-01-2005, 02:39 PM
I guess we can't match Chuck up against the 40some midgets that took on the tiger can we

Bill Lundberg
10-01-2005, 02:40 PM
Chuck Norris one swift roundhouse knocks out all 11 mini-scalons at once

Pitt Gorilla
10-01-2005, 02:45 PM
Chunk would have to take a time out to tone up on his Total Gym (ala his workout DURING an episode of Walker). Honestly, my friends and I love Walker because it is so bad, it's funny.

Bill Lundberg
10-01-2005, 02:47 PM

Chuck Norris random facts generator

10-01-2005, 03:00 PM
Chuck Norris once escaped from a Cambodian prison camp by sanding through a rock wall with his facial hair. The guards were outraged. This is why you rarely see an Asian with a beard. Cambodian prison guards no longer allow it.

10-01-2005, 04:11 PM
While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live
ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he
can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and
roundhouse kicked him in the face.

10-01-2005, 04:12 PM
Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest
substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse
kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the
scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.

10-01-2005, 04:13 PM
New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party, when the clock struck
twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked
everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone
on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.

10-01-2005, 04:13 PM
One day Chuck Norris went shopping and he had grabbed the last can of
pea soup off the counter. Just then Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van
Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and said,
"Give us the pea soup Buck Morris!" right then Chuck Norris turned
around and went, "The name is Chuck Norris!" and he brutally
anniliated all three of them. The pea soup tasted especially good that

10-01-2005, 04:15 PM
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He
came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and
when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came
with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he
gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck

10-01-2005, 04:17 PM
A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for
this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you grimly.

10-01-2005, 04:26 PM
Chuck Norris taught me how to scold a child and make love to a woman