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Halfcan
10-02-2005, 12:56 AM
Time flies when your having fun. May I bless you all with a 1000 more post filed with humor that only I think is funny.

JOhn
10-02-2005, 12:58 AM
Time flies when your having fun. May I bless you all with a 1000 more post filed with humor that only I think is funny.
:banghead:



j/k, but hey who am I to talk, I have many thousands of worthless posts. :p

Phobia
10-02-2005, 12:59 AM
ChiefsPlanet only thought she had seen thousands of useless posts and then you arrived. I wish I could say it has been fun and I wish I could say it has been interesting... but I'd like to be a little more truthful than that. It seems as though you've only arrived in the past month or so but also that we've been stuck with you forever.

Congratulations on your first thousand and may we never notice your next...

luv
10-02-2005, 01:01 AM
Took me seemingly forever to reach 1000. It's been smooth sailing from there, though. :thumb:

chefsos
10-02-2005, 01:03 AM
You are now 1/10 of the way on your journey out of Skip's n00b nursery.

Phobia
10-02-2005, 01:04 AM
You are now 1/10 of the way on your journey out of Skip's n00b nursery.

Hahahaha. That was an oustanding retort. If I knew who you were I'd give you some rep or something.

Halfcan
10-02-2005, 01:06 AM
Phob that sounded like a DV compliment-lol. I take it though-thank you. Hopefully I had at least a few good ones. Well maybe not.

4th and Long
10-02-2005, 01:11 AM
Time flies when your having fun. May I bless you all with a 1000 more post filed with humor that only I think is funny.
I'd take a harder look at more of your posts if you knew how to spell "choose" and stopped using a Canadian band avatar. :D

Halfcan
10-02-2005, 01:15 AM
Choosy choosers choose Rush.

luv
10-02-2005, 01:16 AM
Choosy choosers choose Rush.
I thought that was choosy moms choose JIF

chefsos
10-02-2005, 01:17 AM
I'd take a harder look at more of your posts if you knew how to spell "choose" and stopped using a Canadian band avatar. :D

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
Ohhh...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Halfcan
10-02-2005, 01:23 AM
lol-luv-yeah something like that.

Hey I like Canada-no crime, nice people, they use the metric system so you never know how much your paying or how fast you are driving, they have the good part of Niagra Falls, they speak 50 different languages, most are some sort of French/English, plus they have the best band in the world RUSH!

tk13
10-02-2005, 01:29 AM
Don't forget Rick Moranis, the pride of Canadia.

Halfcan
10-02-2005, 01:31 AM
lol, yeah Bob and Doug, eh
On the first Day of xmas..............a beer.

RedNeckRaider
10-02-2005, 01:37 AM
Hey don't sweat it... I have over 8000... none worthy of note :shake:

Chiefs Pantalones
10-02-2005, 01:43 AM
Congrats, now give me rep, thousandlander.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-02-2005, 02:55 AM
I'd take a harder look at more of your posts if you knew how to spell "choose" and stopped using a Canadian band avatar. :D


Real super heroes choose Rush.




















Fraud.

badgirl
10-02-2005, 03:00 AM
don't worry I have over 4000 post and counting

4th and Long
10-02-2005, 05:45 AM
Real Canadian super heroes choose Rush.

Hoser.
I fixed your post for you. :D

StcChief
10-02-2005, 07:00 AM
Congrats. Smooth sailing now...Stay out of the rough neg rep water.

Skip Towne
10-02-2005, 07:57 AM
You are now 1/10 of the way on your journey out of Skip's n00b nursery.
Skip's N00b Nursery. Yeah!! I like it.

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 11:45 PM
Time flies when your having fun. May I bless you all with a 1000 more post filed with humor that only I think is funny.


Well said. Except the spelling- 10k later and I havn't improved. :)

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 07:13 AM
Took me seemingly forever to reach 1000. It's been smooth sailing from there, though. :thumb:


yeah, it took me forever to get to 1000.

Simplex3
01-19-2007, 07:17 AM
yeah, it took me forever to get to 1000.
Tens of days?

boogblaster
01-19-2007, 07:20 AM
Witty..Shitty..at least your'e not Hootie... ps. When will you achieve Fullcan....

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 07:22 AM
Tens of days?


you realize I haven't even been here a month yet???

the 26th of Dec is when I enrolled and started posting.

You'd think the planet was a decent looking chick still in the bar at 1am and I just got out of prison.

Reerun_KC
01-19-2007, 07:30 AM
Skip's N00b Nursery. Yeah!! I like it.


As much shit as you pile on the n00b's, it shouldnt take them long to out grow your nursery....

Reerun_KC
01-19-2007, 07:30 AM
you realize I haven't even been here a month yet???

the 26th of Dec is when I enrolled and started posting.

You'd think the planet was a decent looking chick still in the bar at 1am and I just got out of prison.


It doesnt take long when you are being a POST WHORE!

LOL!

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 07:48 AM
It doesnt take long when you are being a POST WHORE!

LOL!


yeah, but at least no one can say I'm shy about giving my opinions or 2 cents worth.

or 1 cent worth, depending on how you value my posts.

Reerun_KC
01-19-2007, 08:10 AM
yeah, but at least no one can say I'm shy about giving my opinions or 2 cents worth.

or 1 cent worth, depending on how you value my posts.


You have a point....

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 08:17 AM
You have a point....


that's also my problem, only one point....


.....I've turned into George Castanza

Skip Towne
01-19-2007, 08:18 AM
As much shit as you pile on the n00b's, it shouldnt take them long to out grow your nursery....
Who me? :shrug:

Redrum_69
01-19-2007, 08:44 AM
I've turned into George Castanza



Thats not possible...at least George is someone EVERYBODY knew and still quotes from him to this day.

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 08:53 AM
Thats not possible...at least George is someone EVERYBODY knew and still quotes from him to this day.



Funny how an insult from you feels like a compliment.

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 12:35 PM
Tens of days?


maybe - I like the sound of that.

Redrum_69
01-19-2007, 12:41 PM
Funny how an insult from you feels like a compliment.


Thats because your mom swallowed my last comeback

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 12:53 PM
You can say anything you want about my mom, it will not hurt my feelings, the last time a mom joke hurt my feelings I was in the 4th grade.

That was the summer I found out she really is a whore, thereby numbing me forever.

Mom jokes are shallow and lack any true comedic value; you use them with a desperation that shows you are both ignorant and non-creative. I consider it a waste of time to read and respond to your repeated blabber. That is all I have for you.

Redrum_69
01-19-2007, 01:10 PM
You can say anything you want about my mom, it will not hurt my feelings, the last time a mom joke hurt my feelings I was in the 4th grade.

That was the summer I found out she really is a whore, thereby numbing me forever.

Mom jokes are shallow and lack any true comedic value; you use them with a desperation that shows you are both ignorant and non-creative. I consider it a waste of time to read and respond to your repeated blabber. That is all I have for you.


LOL desperation.

My innate ramblings are not supposed to make you think I'm calling your mom a whore in any shape or form. All I do is give people a new light to view their mom in. For example...if i say.. your mom is like a beer keg...she shows up at all parties and no matter what she wears theres always a group of guys around her pumping her for more... that doesnt mean shes a whore, she's just the party favor that night. If I would say...I did the chewbacca shocka on your mom or another favorite was saying your mom's favorite position was the bukkake back in my fantasy draft....


This sounds like a dare, a taunt if you will. To see what kind of "true comedic valued" label you can slap on one I'll make just for you.

Halfcan
04-10-2007, 06:29 PM
13,000 Useless post and counting.

Where does the time go?

StcChief
04-10-2007, 06:42 PM
a RUSH non-N00b at 13K

Halfcan
04-10-2007, 06:44 PM
King of Noobs