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Seek
10-13-2005, 08:49 AM
I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.

Area 51
10-13-2005, 08:55 AM
I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.

Was she the riding type?

Extra Point
10-13-2005, 08:57 AM
"I Support the Right to Arm Bears"

Seek
10-13-2005, 09:05 AM
Was she the riding type?

I didn't really look, but judging from the back of her head. Yes!

SLAG
10-13-2005, 09:10 AM
I didn't really look, but judging from the back of her head. Yes!

Ahh Yes the Ole' Back of the head Judgement....

Then the 37yo Transvestite turns around and your stuck dressed up like a mail man, selling crack out the kitchen and you have to scream.. hey thats my wife...


ok ok thats enuff
bottom Line
Id pull her hair

JimNasium
10-13-2005, 09:15 AM
"Mean people suck.
Nice people swallow."

StcChief
10-13-2005, 09:17 AM
I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.

Thats great. She'll get a lotta looks with that bumper sticker.

joesomebody
10-13-2005, 09:21 AM
White bronco had a bumper sticker that said,

Drink apple juice, OJ will kill you.

Extra Point
10-13-2005, 09:23 AM
"DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING?
STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!"

CosmicPal
10-13-2005, 10:12 AM
A few of my favorites:

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an azzhole.

WANTED: A meaningful overnight relationship.

Honk if you want to see my finger

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Forget World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Simplex3
10-13-2005, 10:15 AM
Forget World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
ROFL

Bowser
10-13-2005, 10:16 AM
Visualize whirrled peas.

Goapics1
10-13-2005, 10:21 AM
http://funnyforwards.com/images/prank/bumpersticker6.jpg

HarryParatestes
10-13-2005, 10:37 AM
"Driver carries less than $20 in Ammo"

gblowfish
10-13-2005, 11:53 AM
Here's some of my favorites:

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
Ask me about my vow of silence.
I LOVE GOD - IT'S HIS FANS I CAN'T STAND!
What Would Scooby Do?
When the rapture comes, can I have your car?
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

chefsos
10-13-2005, 11:55 AM
Not a bumper sticker, but a Harley T-shirt:

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off!"

Seek
10-13-2005, 12:24 PM
Bend Over, I'll Drive

Seek
10-13-2005, 12:24 PM
I've seen a

I don't break for Raider fans.

Seek
10-13-2005, 12:27 PM
Last week there was a Nascar race in Kc. There was tons of RV traffic headed to the race track on my way hom last Wednesday. One of the RV's was pulling a Hummer.

Its license plate said. IMPUSHN.

Extra Point
10-13-2005, 12:37 PM
My Dad laughed after my sister put
"DON'T HONK! I'M PEDALING AS FAST AS I CAN!"
on his '71 yellow VW bug.

KChiefsQT
10-13-2005, 01:13 PM
"My dog is smarter than your honor student."

Poster Nutbag
10-13-2005, 01:20 PM
Here's some of my favorites:


I LOVE GOD - IT'S HIS FANS I CAN'T STAND!



ROFL

Recently saw,

"If you're not outraged - You're not paying attention"

ferrarispider95
10-13-2005, 01:23 PM
Keep on Honking...I'm Reloading

StcChief
10-13-2005, 01:32 PM
These top the old standby from 70s.

"Honk If your Horny"

Ozarks-Chiefs-Fan
10-13-2005, 01:34 PM
red background with yellow letters that said...
Donkeys Swallow

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-13-2005, 01:38 PM
some of my old bummper stickers



quiturbitchin'
i'm not speeding i just look fast
watch for falling parts
milk sucks, got beer
el fuego
also i had a large cartoon of a man with his head up his azz on the trunk of my car, said your problem is obvious.
when i started votech at kirksville i was in graphic arts and started making my own bummper stickers, here are a few.

to put on dads truck "my kid had sex with your daughter"
on my moms suburban, "my kid beat up your honor student"
my old car
officer your eyes look glazed, got doughnuts
d.a.r.e to keep kids off drugs, and right next to it was
d.a.r.e to keep cops off doughnuts

fan4ever
10-13-2005, 02:39 PM
This one ain't funny, but I'd buy it in a second;

"Get the hell off your phone and pay attention".

Monty
10-13-2005, 02:44 PM
"4 out of 3 people have a hard time with fractions"

bkkcoh
10-13-2005, 03:08 PM
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Cochise
10-13-2005, 03:20 PM
also i had a large cartoon of a man with his head up his azz on the trunk of my car, said your problem is obvious.


classy

kchero
10-13-2005, 03:23 PM
Okay this one democrats will hate, but its all in good fun so no pissed off replies please. :)

"Vote Democrat.......its easier than finding a job"

bkkcoh
10-13-2005, 03:35 PM
Okay this one democrats will hate, but its all in good fun so no pissed off replies please. :)

"Vote Democrat.......its easier than finding a job"

Or how about .

Still voting Democrat, your stuck on Stupid.....

Poster Nutbag
10-13-2005, 03:37 PM
Okay this one democrats will hate, but its all in good fun so no pissed off replies please. :)

"Vote Democrat.......its easier than finding a job"

Nice.

How about
"Draft the Bush twins"

While I'm not sure it can qualify as funny because I don't think we'd draft women, it does make an anti-administration statement. It may have been homemade but I did see it on a car.

KCChiefsMan
10-13-2005, 03:38 PM
how about the cars that have 100 bumber stickers on them? I hate those damn hippies

Poster Nutbag
10-13-2005, 03:40 PM
how about the cars that have 100 bumber stickers on them? I hate those damn hippies

Uh... I've seen as many EXTREME conservative Christians with too many on their car as I have hippies.

Can I get a Jesus Fish?

chefsos
10-13-2005, 03:43 PM
Nice.

How about
"Draft the Bush twins"

While I'm not sure it can qualify as funny because I don't think we'd draft women, it does make an anti-administration statement. It may have been homemade but I did see it on a car.
Reggie will go in the first round, but his sister is doomed to undrafted free agency.

StcChief
10-13-2005, 03:46 PM
Uh... I've seen as many EXTREME conservative Christians with too many on their car as I have hippies.

Can I get a Jesus Fish? the metal one swallowing little DARWIN

sedated
10-13-2005, 03:46 PM
"Rehab is for Quitters"
"DARE: to Keep Cops off Donuts"
-both are on my car and I've only been pulled over 47 times.

sedated
10-13-2005, 03:47 PM
the metal one swallowing little DARWIN

I want to find a Darwin fish eating a Jesus fish.

Cochise
10-13-2005, 03:47 PM
Uh... I've seen as many EXTREME conservative Christians with too many on their car as I have hippies.

Can I get a Jesus Fish?

Go over to D.C., you'll be a big hit there. It's Christian hating 24/7

Thig Lyfe
10-13-2005, 03:55 PM
To paraphrase Demetri Martin:

"I like bumper stickers. They're a shortcut. It's like saying 'Hey... let's not hang out'."

Poster Nutbag
10-13-2005, 03:55 PM
I want to find a Darwin fish eating a Jesus fish.

How about the Alien Spaceship that comes and eats both Jesus and Darwin.

bkkcoh
10-13-2005, 03:57 PM
how about the cars that have 100 bumber stickers on them? I hate those damn hippies


I followed a van the other day that had 12 or 14 of those ribbons on the car. I didn't following too long, I got ahead of the quickly..

Couldn't believe it...

Seek
10-13-2005, 04:00 PM
"Rehab is for Quitters"
"DARE: to Keep Cops off Donuts"
-both are on my car and I've only been pulled over 47 times.

and they pulled you over for what reasons.

Broken Tail lights.

bkkcoh
10-13-2005, 04:01 PM
http://www.ericmcerlain.com/offwingopinion/archives/Images/car.gif

I liked this ribbon..

Extra Point
10-13-2005, 04:07 PM
"Intelligent Design for Dummies" is what the Kansas B of E will be shoving down everyone's throat as a must-read. Psalm 90:4: "For a thousand years in your sight are like a day that has just gone by, or like a watch in the night." How does anyone know what God is thinking? Subscribe or not to Judeo-Chrisitianity, who is one small group to limit the thinking of the youth in Kansas?

I don't think we were put here to bag on each other, no matter what faith. That's the great thing about our country!

I kind of like the fish with the legs. I'm sure it doesn't taste like chicken.

So much for that rant......

Poster Nutbag
10-13-2005, 04:07 PM
and they pulled you over for what reasons.

Broken Tail lights.
:bong:

Cochise
10-13-2005, 04:11 PM
inane political blather

psst there's a whole forum for that, but not this one.

Chief Faithful
10-13-2005, 05:14 PM
In Atlanta I've seen several: "We Don't Care How You Do It Up North" stickers.

StcChief
10-13-2005, 05:18 PM
In Atlanta I've seen several: "We Don't Care How You Do It Up North" stickers.Why does that not surprise me.
:) :rolleyes:

Extra Point
10-13-2005, 05:23 PM
psst there's a whole forum for that, but not this one.

It was in Rome, as I was taught.

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-13-2005, 06:09 PM
if you can read this i can slam on my brakes and sue you

Frankie
10-15-2005, 02:49 PM
Seen on an Amish carriage:

"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step on exhaust."

KC Kings
10-15-2005, 02:56 PM
There was a muffler shop in VA that had the following bumper stickers...
"No Pipes Too Tight" and
"No Muff's too Tuff"

I also like the one with Bush in an Uncle Sam hat pointing out to you with "Suckers!" underneath it, almost as good as the "Kerry/Fonda '04"

Area 51
10-15-2005, 04:30 PM
Bumper sticker being produced as we speak.

Why is there wind in Colorado?

Because the Bronco's suck!!

SNR
10-15-2005, 06:42 PM
I'll never forget this one bumper sticker I saw in South Carolina. It had a picture of the White House flying the confederate flag and off to the side it said, "I have a dream."

Poster Nutbag
10-27-2005, 10:41 AM
Someone just sent this to me in an email. It was on a sign at the recent protests but I think it would make a good bumper sticker

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB SO WE CAN HAVE HIM
IMPEACHED

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-27-2005, 10:51 AM
i used up all my sickdays,
so i called in dead.

honk and die

and my fav
IS WANE BRADY GONNA HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH
i am gonna make it for myself