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Fish
10-14-2005, 11:22 AM
You've got to read the affidavit from the cop working this case... it's a freakin classic....

"Undercover" cops bust prostitution ring - From The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1007053handy1.html)

"Prosecutors are reportedly reviewing the police tactics since vice cops usually pull out the cuffs once a massage parlor employee agrees to perform a sex act for money."

They pulled something out... but it wasn't the cuffs.... I can just see how this would have played out back at the station....

Fellow cop: How was your day Ron?

Ron Moore: Man, I was in pretty deep... undercover... I'm squeezing out everything I got for this case. They've been pulling my chain pretty good about what's really going on in there. I've already gotten several loads of evidence on these criminals.

Fellow cop: Sounds pretty rough...

Ron Moore: Yeah, I'm recommending a full tactical probe into the underlying workings of the mastermind in this organization. It could take months, but we'll have each one of these girls lined up and tasting justice before it's over. We're gonna stick it to em good.

Fellow cop: Need any help?

Ron Moore: No, No.. No, No... I'm taking on all the dirty work myself. Can't be soft around these kinds of criminals...

Amnorix
10-14-2005, 11:31 AM
Vice cops -- another useful expenditure of tax dollars. :shake:

KCFalcon59
10-14-2005, 11:37 AM
Vice cops -- another useful expenditure of tax dollars. :shake:

They seemed to work hard at their jobs.
:p

Rain Man
10-14-2005, 11:41 AM
I've been considering a career change. I may have just found my true calling.

Kclee
10-14-2005, 11:43 AM
I've been considering a career change. I may have just found my true calling.


A massage girl at a spa?

CrazyHorse
10-14-2005, 11:43 AM
If they're gonna smoke dope to bust dealers, why not bang the whores?

NewChief
10-14-2005, 11:52 AM
Insane. I really hope these guys are single. Would be a hard one to explain to the wife.

Rain Man
10-14-2005, 11:53 AM
A massage girl at a spa?


Me neg rep you long time.

broncoholic
10-14-2005, 11:57 AM
I like a story with a good happy ending.

Kclee
10-14-2005, 12:06 PM
Me neg rep you long time.

ROFL


So do I owe you $10 or $20 for that.

Fish
10-14-2005, 12:47 PM
http://www.basehead.org/files/shots/1-Miami_Vice.jpg

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tyton75
10-14-2005, 12:48 PM
sometimes it pays to be a cop!

siberian khatru
10-14-2005, 12:58 PM
I've got to hand it to those guys ... oh, wait, it appears "Kim Yo-yo" and "Jenny" already did.

dsgreene285
10-14-2005, 01:03 PM
sometimes it pays to be a cop!

and sometimes you can cop if you pay!

Bootlegged
10-14-2005, 01:22 PM
Lip my stockings, Mr. Bob Harris.

Dunit35
10-14-2005, 02:33 PM
and the sad thing about it is, they probably wiped up and ran out of there without paying. The bill on the credit card would look good!

20 dollars for "handy handy" from Asain massage parlor.