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NewChief
10-17-2005, 11:09 AM
Not even sure that Audiomamophilia makes sense, but I had to think of something catchy:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html?menu=

Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

kepp
10-17-2005, 11:13 AM
Not even sure that Audiomamophilia makes sense, but I had to think of something catchy:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html?menu=
I'm not sure what to say. I'll just sit here and wait for Rainman's response.

Count Zarth
10-17-2005, 02:24 PM
I'm getting breast implants.

Rain Man
10-17-2005, 03:01 PM
This is a great concept, except for the whole Bluetooth concept. If you put the adjusting dials in the nipples, every man in America would buy one for his wife, his female coworkers, and all of his female friends.

gblowfish
10-17-2005, 03:12 PM
Hmmmm....what smart ass comment works best?

a) Now that's a balcony you can do a concert from!

b) It's a date that comes with its own cover charge !

c) Pickup Line: Can I get Duluth on those things?

d) Another Pickup line: My Johnson is a transmitter...I mean that in a good way.

e) Do you play requests?

f) How cold does it have to get in here for me to change the channel?

ArrowheadHawk
10-17-2005, 03:45 PM
this thread is worthless without video

ArrowheadHawk
10-17-2005, 03:49 PM
ipod eat your heart out

Rain Man
10-17-2005, 03:51 PM
They could further improve sales if they included a subwoofer that was inserted much lower.