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Spicy McHaggis
10-20-2005, 02:27 PM
In addition to screwing the Chiefs, Tags has screwed the fans too. I, undoubtedly like others on this board, have prior obligations on this Friday night. I have to work during the game. And I would rather lose a finger than miss a Chiefs game. So what excuse should I use to get out of it and watch the game?

Saulbadguy
10-20-2005, 02:27 PM
Get a job where you don't have to work nights.

|Zach|
10-20-2005, 02:29 PM
Tell your boss you are pregnant.

Aside from that...have you thought more about the Air Force thing. It looks like im gonna do it.

Hydrae
10-20-2005, 02:30 PM
In addition to screwing the Chiefs, Tags has screwed the fans too. I, undoubtedly like others on this board, have prior obligations on this Friday night. I have to work during the game. And I would rather lose a finger than miss a Chiefs game. So what excuse should I use to get out of it and watch the game?


I think getting your finger cut off will be excuse enough.

Spicy McHaggis
10-20-2005, 02:34 PM
I think getting your finger cut off will be excuse enough.

I already did that for play-off tickets. Although I should have looked at other options for unattached digits.

http://www.urbancinefile.com.au/images/BigLebowski_Goodman.jpg

"I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don't want to know about it"

Spicy McHaggis
10-20-2005, 02:37 PM
Tell your boss you are pregnant.

Aside from that...have you thought more about the Air Force thing. It looks like im gonna do it.

Met shortly with a recruiter yesterday. Going in Tuesday to talk to him and take the ASVAB. How far along are you? Did you check out that about.com military site? The Staff Sergeant I spoke to actually recommended to me as a less biased information source.

|Zach|
10-20-2005, 02:40 PM
Met shortly with a recruiter yesterday. Going in Tuesday to talk to him and take the ASVAB. How far along are you? Did you check out that about.com military site? The Staff Sergeant I spoke to actually recommended to me as a less biased information source.
Going into speak with a recruiter tomorrow. I have made my way through most of that site and it really is an incredible source of information. Esp the whole section about what basic is like. I would reccomend it.

Rain Man
10-20-2005, 02:41 PM
Don't say anything and then the next time you come in, vehemently argue that you actually were there.

Phobia
10-20-2005, 02:43 PM
Going into speak with a recruiter tomorrow.

See if there are any other active AirForce on ChiefsPlanet before you go in. They can get some credit for "referring" you if you drop their name.

|Zach|
10-20-2005, 02:46 PM
See if there are any other active AirForce on ChiefsPlanet before you go in. They can get some credit for "referring" you if you drop their name.
Good idea. I think I may know a few folks, drop a few PMs

RedDread
10-20-2005, 02:49 PM
Two words: Anal Fissures

Fire Me Boy!
10-20-2005, 03:10 PM
Best excuse is diarrhea. They'll never ask for evidence.

Nzoner
10-20-2005, 03:14 PM
I think getting your finger cut off will be excuse enough.

Then he can put it in some fast food chili and make a boatload of cash and retire.

Ultra Peanut
10-20-2005, 03:44 PM
Two words: Anal Fissures"That's a real thing."

Rain Man
10-20-2005, 03:46 PM
You can always say it was a beastiality-related injury. Print out that thread about the horses in Washington as proof.

Skip Towne
10-20-2005, 03:49 PM
Isn't Joesomebody active AF?

Calcountry
10-20-2005, 04:40 PM
In addition to screwing the Chiefs, Tags has screwed the fans too. I, undoubtedly like others on this board, have prior obligations on this Friday night. I have to work during the game. And I would rather lose a finger than miss a Chiefs game. So what excuse should I use to get out of it and watch the game?Become your own boss, so you can watch it inbetween customers.

Simplex3
10-20-2005, 04:47 PM
Become your own boss, so you can watch it inbetween customers.
Ding ding ding! I had work scheduled for tomorrow night but I just called them up and told them it was happening tonight or not until next week.

As for the excuses: Good luck with that. Hope you don't like the job much because nobody with half a brain is going to buy it.

luv
10-21-2005, 02:32 AM
I already did that for play-off tickets. Although I should have looked at other options for unattached digits.

http://www.urbancinefile.com.au/images/BigLebowski_Goodman.jpg

"I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don't want to know about it"
Better be careful. Cut off too many fingers, and you slim your chances on that Air Force thing.

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-21-2005, 02:38 AM
call in dead

Miles
10-21-2005, 02:39 AM
Better be careful. Cut off too many fingers, and you slim your chances on that Air Force thing.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.

BigMeatballDave
10-21-2005, 02:40 AM
I'll be at work, also. But, I have a Tivo...

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-21-2005, 02:42 AM
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.


so your in the toe painting profession,



do you have any openings?
application or resume?