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cmh6476
10-20-2005, 02:15 PM
http://www.petitiononline.com/Plummer/petition.html

In this topsy-turvy world there are few things all mankind can agree on. The sun is good, killing is bad and Jake Plummer has the most amazing mustache in the history of bewhiskered upper-lips. But, sadly, Plummer shaved said mustache late last week in a move that not only betrays all fashion sense, but also the entire United States of America.
Jake Plummer, please bring the mustache back. We, your countrymen and women, need it. Two hurricanes, rising gas prices and political divisiveness have torn our country apart. With your mustache, maybe we can begin the long process of healing. Without it, Jake, we as a society are doomed.


Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Redcoats58
10-20-2005, 02:41 PM
Yes please do bring back the Stache so it will remind me of Uncle Rico.

Rain Man
10-20-2005, 02:43 PM
Michael Strahan had a funny quote in the Denver paper yesterday. I can't find a link, but it was something like this. "Plummer looks like something out of Brokeback Mountain."

Scaga
10-20-2005, 02:44 PM
Yeah Jake...
Bring back the 'stache....

Your girlfriend loves to ride them.

sedated
10-20-2005, 02:49 PM
Makes him look like a coked-up 70's porn star.
I'm so jealous.(sniff)

jAZ
11-11-2005, 10:39 AM
We as Jake Plummer "fans" need to keep this thing kicked. I think it's going to take 25,000 signatures to make this thing a success.

We must not fail!

The 'stache will not allow it.

http://espn.starwave.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/statsid/s3895.jpg

chagrin
11-11-2005, 10:41 AM
Makes him look like a coked-up 70's porn star.
I'm so jealous.(sniff)


Hell, he already looks coked up

Molitoth
11-11-2005, 10:48 AM
http://espn.starwave.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/statsid/s3895.jpg

Who? You mean Dirty Sanchez?

Cochise
11-11-2005, 10:50 AM
Nice. With that moustache he looks like he's going to lure some little boy in the back of his van with balloons and candy.