View Full Version : keg's crystal gale - week 6

keg in kc
10-21-2005, 02:10 PM
Welcome to the mudbowl.

Tonight's game will be ugly. We'll lose the coin toss, Tynes will slip and do a 720 flip on the opening kickoff, landing like a lawn dart, headfirst into the mud up to his shoulders. Rich Scanlon will come in on the re-kick and split the uprights. Ricky Brown or Ronnie Williams will take the first hand off from the 20, and do an 80-yard swan dive, going untouched slip-and-slide style.

Dante Hall will lose the ensuing kick-off in the rain, but fortunately it will wedge itself into his facemask. He'll return it for a touchdown, but it will be brought back due a hold by Rich Scanlon. The first snap we'll run a play Al's been waiting forever to try, the toss-statue-triple-quadruple-play action-run action-reverse super whammo which will net -3 yards after Kris Wilson finally gets the ball. The next play we'll hand off to Priest on a sweep, but he'll lose yardage as he sinks into quicksand before reaching the line of scrimmage. Rich Scanlon will dive in and save him. On the next play, Larry Johnson will throw a 95-yard touchdown on a run-pass option to Boerigter.

And then nobody will score again until the end of the game, when Rich Scanlon, filling in for Mitchell, Bell and DJ, who needed a play off, pressures whoever the hell the Miami QB is, and then intercepts the pass attempt to Chambers (Scanlon was also in coverage, giving Surtain a play off). Rich will return the INT to the 50-yard line, and then kick the winning field goal as time expires.

Chiefs win! 10-7.

10-21-2005, 02:13 PM
WTF are you smokin' ROFL

keg in kc
10-21-2005, 02:23 PM
I'm high on life, baby. High on life.

10-21-2005, 02:33 PM
Ahhh, never underestimate the power of sleep deprivation!

The Rick
10-21-2005, 03:27 PM
Crystal Gale? Is that the kind of stuff you listen to? :p

keg in kc
10-21-2005, 03:43 PM
No, it was a cunning pun on the hurricane. That and I'm running out of things to put behind "crystal".