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Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 06:51 PM
Hey peoples,

As many of you may or may not know, I have a t-shirt business with custom shirts and sell some shirts on ebay. Well, I set up a website recently, Urbanjonez.com (http://www.urbanjonez.com)

Some old members asked me about setting up a forum again, like we had at one of my previous websites, methodlab.com We had at our heyday in Winter 2003, with over 1000 members and 50,000 posts. Well, I need some help getting the forum populated. The database got torched and most people rolled out... however, the phoenix will rise from the ashes.

If you could register at www.urbanjonez.com/thinklab and just sign up for a username that would be killer! Id truly appreciate your help.

Also, any critique on the main webpage would be good. It is only 3-4 days into beta, but I got some good ideas going so far, could always use some help.
Joomla is a huge help on this... great resource, and totally friendly.

Anyway, if you got a couple minutes here and there to help me out, I may give you a discount on a shirt. ;-)

Thanks... and much Gratitude.

Bowser
10-23-2005, 07:13 PM
Damned spammers.

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-23-2005, 07:18 PM
be glad to help

Simplex3
10-23-2005, 07:20 PM
Mambo huh? :D

BigRedChief
10-23-2005, 07:20 PM
I threw ya a bone.

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 07:21 PM
Damned spammers.

yeah, but it is actually

http://www.shipbrook.com/karen/blog/images/spam-lite.jpg

:-)


I figured that most CP members have shitloads of time to waste online, thought I might borrow a couple minutes of it. :p

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-23-2005, 07:29 PM
damn somebody allready got my name :p

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 07:31 PM
Heh, Rep for you guys!

alnorth
10-23-2005, 07:41 PM
done

Do they hand out Boy Scout merit badges for this sorta thing? .... or beer?

|Zach|
10-23-2005, 07:41 PM
Layout is top notch.

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 07:55 PM
Layout is top notch.

Thanks bro... from a top notch designer such as yourself, Ill take that as a huge compliment.

I appreciate it. Hey if you have any ideas for shirts, we should collaborate, Im working on the design/commission structure... it should be going in a month or so, and you get x% from each shirt, and the more designs and shirts you sell... the more commission you make.

Your wacky sense of humor could create tons of good ones... perhaps an affiliate program for your website that we create??

Hit me up with any thoughts on this...

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 08:11 PM
Layout is top notch.

i think im gonna change that background image... it kinda sucks ass, I think. im not sure. heh.

hrmmm decisions

|Zach|
10-23-2005, 08:14 PM
i think im gonna change that background image... it kinda sucks ass, I think. im not sure. heh.

hrmmm decisions
I like it, I would just go with another color scheme...a bluish grey\blue type thing.

chiefs4me
10-23-2005, 08:42 PM
Nice place

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 08:47 PM
Nice place


and I meant everyone, except YOU!! heh.

you mispelled your name, btw. :-p

thanks! I appreciate it.

Jenson71
10-23-2005, 09:05 PM
Your bottom two columns are too close and don't look right. You should put the Christmas Shipping Discount below the UrbanJonez ThinkLab Forum.

Jenny Gump
10-23-2005, 09:32 PM
I like it, I would just go with another color scheme...a bluish grey\blue type thing.

Yeah, Zach knows websites. Errr, at least he used to. (hint hint, nudge nudge)

|Zach|
10-23-2005, 09:39 PM
Yeah, Zach knows websites. Errr, at least he used to. (hint hint, nudge nudge)
Uhh, do you have a receipt?

:)

Jenny Gump
10-23-2005, 09:44 PM
Uhh, do you have a receipt?

:)

Your ass will be my receipt.

|Zach|
10-23-2005, 09:46 PM
Your ass will be my receipt.
Ha. I am on it. Stay with it though. I thought you were doing a good job.

Jenny Gump
10-23-2005, 09:47 PM
Ha. I am on it. Stay with it though. I thought you were doing a good job.

I've been out of town dude...and doing other stuff, like breathing, and stuff.



I know you are right damnit.

|Zach|
10-23-2005, 09:48 PM
I've been out of town dude...and doing other stuff, like breathing, and stuff.



I know you are right damnit.
It takes such a small amount of time...good luck with the breathing though. :)

philfree
10-23-2005, 09:49 PM
Here's a T-shirt idea. This is for a womans T or Go Chiefs.......

The front says: Cialis If your erection lasts for more then four hours

The back says: Call me


I guessing JennyGump would wear one as she seems to have a good sense of hormones....errrr....humor I meant.......

PhilFree:arrow:

Jenny Gump
10-23-2005, 09:50 PM
It takes such a small amount of time...good luck with the breathing though. :)

I like to breathe. It makes me feel alive.

FloridaChief
10-23-2005, 09:52 PM
Here's a T-shirt idea. This is for a womans T or Go Chiefs.......

The front says: Cialis If your erection lasts for more then four hours

The back says: Call me


I guessing JennyGump would wear one as she seems to have a good sense of hormones....errrr....humor I meant.......

PhilFree:arrow:

This post smells of desperation...

KcMizzou
10-23-2005, 09:53 PM
I'm registered. Same name.

Jenny Gump
10-23-2005, 09:59 PM
Here's a T-shirt idea. This is for a womans T or Go Chiefs.......

The front says: Cialis If your erection lasts for more then four hours

The back says: Call me


I guessing JennyGump would wear one as she seems to have a good sense of hormones....errrr....humor I meant.......

PhilFree:arrow:

Ummmm....no. More like "Viagra...If you need it in the first place, I'm not interested. I have more important things to do than have sex with a guy that has to take a pill to get an erection. For God's sake, maybe you shouldn't drink so much beer, and then you could get your rocks off. And another thing, would it kill you to bathe?"

I think that would make an awesome t shirt.

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 10:02 PM
Here's a T-shirt idea. This is for a womans T or Go Chiefs.......

The front says: Cialis If your erection lasts for more then four hours

The back says: Call me


I guessing JennyGump would wear one as she seems to have a good sense of hormones....errrr....humor I meant.......

PhilFree:arrow:

that is pretty hilarious. I like that one... Im working on teh commisssion deal for good ideas...

That is a good one, man... i love it

philfree
10-23-2005, 10:05 PM
This post smells of desperation...

I mighta been close to desperate when I was a young virgin male but it didn't take much experience for me to get over that. Sex is a mutual experience for the most part except that women get to have multiple orgasms.......Least ways that's always been experience.


PhilFree:arrow:

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 10:16 PM
So who is the Rush fan? FlyByNight... wreaks of Rush love.

Great band, btw

philfree
10-23-2005, 10:16 PM
Ummmm....no. More like "Viagra...If you need it in the first place, I'm not interested. I have more important things to do than have sex with a guy that has to take a pill to get an erection. For God's sake, maybe you shouldn't drink so much beer, and then you could get your rocks off. And another thing, would it kill you to bathe?"

I think that would make an awesome t shirt.

That was an idea for a T-shirt but I really don't have any working knowledge in that area. I just thought it was funny.........And honestly getting my rocks off is not part of my mentality when it comes to sex. I always thought it was about the woman. :hmmm: Yeah I did get all cleaned up today......I am drinking some beers though............I digress....Why am I explaining these things to a "Smart Ass White girl"?

PhilFree:arrow:

greg63
10-23-2005, 10:21 PM
I registered, and it looks like your forum is off to a good start. :D

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 10:36 PM
Ummmm....no. More like "Viagra...If you need it in the first place, I'm not interested. I have more important things to do than have sex with a guy that has to take a pill to get an erection. For God's sake, maybe you shouldn't drink so much beer, and then you could get your rocks off. And another thing, would it kill you to bathe?"

I think that would make an awesome t shirt.

Wow. that is a lot of type for a shirt... heh. Unless you are a really large lady... then I think they might take any guy they could get! :-)

real funny though

FloridaChief
10-23-2005, 10:38 PM
Ummmm....no. More like "Viagra...If you need it in the first place, I'm not interested. I have more important things to do than have sex with a guy that has to take a pill to get an erection. For God's sake, maybe you shouldn't drink so much beer, and then you could get your rocks off. And another thing, would it kill you to bathe?"

I think that would make an awesome t shirt.

If my rep was worth a f*ck, you'd get it.

keg in kc
10-23-2005, 10:43 PM
Wow. that is a lot of type for a shirt... heh. Unless you are a really large lady... then I think they might take any guy they could get!I've seen some women that could get that printed on a shirt, or better yet the ass of their dumbo-sized shorts, and have room to spare for the constitution and bill of rights.

*shudder*

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 10:54 PM
If my rep was worth a f*ck, you'd get it.

i repped her for you bro.

philfree
10-23-2005, 10:56 PM
That was an idea for a T-shirt but I really don't have any working knowledge in that area. I just thought it was funny.........And honestly getting my rocks off is not part of my mentality when it comes to sex. I always thought it was about the woman. :hmmm: Yeah I did get all cleaned up today......I am drinking some beers though............I digress....Why am I explaining these things to a "Smart Ass White girl"?

PhilFree:arrow:

Honestly I think I missed the jist of Jenny's post after reflecting on it for awhile. Not the first time I've missed the point in my life........Quotation marks..............I missed'em.


PhilFree:arrow:

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 10:56 PM
I've seen some women that could get that printed on a shirt, or better yet the ass of their dumbo-sized shorts, and have room to spare for the constitution and bill of rights.

*shudder*

i could see chicks getting something like that written on their ass on those tiny ass shorts those chicks wear. Barely covers their ass... then they have writing on it... so you innocently look to read what is on their ass... then they get all indignant that you are staring at their ass.

Its a win-lose situation. Win cuz the ass look... lose when they give the dirty glare.

Comeon... if you dont want us to look... please dont wear shit with writing on yo ass, cuz Imma look!

FloridaChief
10-23-2005, 10:57 PM
i repped her for you bro.

Thanks.

If my rep was worth a f*ck...etc.

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2005, 11:04 PM
Thanks.

If my rep was worth a f*ck...etc.

heh, who pissed on your rep parade?

FloridaChief
10-23-2005, 11:06 PM
heh, who pissed on your rep parade?

One of your kindly old moderators, of course...

greg63
10-23-2005, 11:20 PM
Not sure about the spelling.
Front: The Difference between Monogamy and Bigamy.
Back: Bigamy: Is being married to one too many women.
Monogamy: Is being married to one too many women.

Simplex3
10-24-2005, 12:44 AM
yeah, shit that thing is so damn customizable its ridiculous. Why reinvent the wheel, I say.

It has a fantabulous modification for ecommerce that will easily help with the online store.

Pretty cool... got shit tons of work to do now. heh.
Yeah, don't get me wrong. I use it on my main site, too.

Phobia
10-24-2005, 06:53 AM
heh, who pissed on your rep parade?

I did. It seemed to have resolved about 80% of the rep whining I receive. Same for Saul. I really hope we don't keep rep in the new version of vBulletin.

Ari Chi3fs
10-24-2005, 03:51 PM
thanks for all of those who hooked me up... Your Rep is in the mail.

FloridaChief
10-24-2005, 04:02 PM
I did. It seemed to have resolved about 80% of the rep whining I receive.

And I have zero problem with that. Let me state FTR, that I never indulged in any sort of the above-mentioned "rep whining".

|Zach|
10-24-2005, 04:10 PM
I did. It seemed to have resolved about 80% of the rep whining I receive. Same for Saul. I really hope we don't keep rep in the new version of vBulletin.
I hope you voted for the good guys during the poll of polls.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=113117

http://www.zachishere.com/picts/rep.jpg

DanT
10-24-2005, 04:11 PM
Ummmm....no. More like "Viagra...If you need it in the first place, I'm not interested. I have more important things to do than have sex with a guy that has to take a pill to get an erection. For God's sake, maybe you shouldn't drink so much beer, and then you could get your rocks off. And another thing, would it kill you to bathe?"

I think that would make an awesome t shirt.

ROFL